391 posts • joined 9 May 2007
This is what you get from style boutiques
All your logos are belong to the swirl. And they all look alike and have nothing to do with your company. If SonyEricsson's logo was an imaginative blend of S and E this would not have happened and it might be more recognized.
Surely all those 30000 people are on the database and so their name and address have been verified. Just post a cheque for £30 to each one. job done for less than £1m
WW means world wide
There's a difference between the internet and the www. the world wide web is the killer app that made the internet popular. I'm sure these platform specific closed apps look attractive to media publishing companies because they enable more control than the www but they also lack the world-wide aspect.
What next? Some bright spark comes up with cross platform apps?
Getting in was easy
It simply pressed the cdrom button, jumped on board and went for a ride.
Once inside it realized it had forgotten the USB to serial port adapter so it couldn't log in with it's smartphone.
Once it had finished eating all the bugs and spiders inside it croaked.
How is this going to hurt Simon Cowell?
The X-factor single won't sell any less, the customers are completely separate. Who knows? the X-factor single may sell even more since the fans might be annoyed at the annoyed-at-X-Factor brigade.
Mind you it's probably going to be the best work from Billy Brag and Pete Doherty ever!
Freeview and Freesat on channels 108 and 50, respectively!!!
I hope their upscaler is not the same as ITV's. My TV does a better job of suppressing the deinterlacing artefacts than theirs.
Can't wait for Strictly in HD, SD Freeview does very badly when the camera whizzes at the same time as the lighting is going mad.
Bigger screenshot please
You cut the advert in the bottom right off just at the wrong point. Perfect what?? From the picture it looks like sodomy but I don't think that's likely on Fox Sports.
Accountants can't do maths
£46,000,000,000 savings for losing 500,000 jobs means a saving of £92,000 per job loss. Sounds like a bargain even if they all end up on jobseekers allowance.
Not good value
For £100 pounds more you can get a Sony 32" Freeview HD TV that does all of the above, plus does Freeview, Freeview HD and includes a nice HD screen. OK, it doesn't have a keyboard.
Get back £1.50 for 60 hours
How does that fit in with the minimum wage?
If you want jaw-dropping impact
I humbly suggest goat.se
Happens to lots of people
Get over it.
Ejected for failing to know how to play naughts and crosses.
Rude and ungramatical
The placard should have read "Don't get caught in software patents, you thickets".
If you want to appeal to the oldies
better make the volume switch go Loud, Louder, Deafening
Note to support staff
If someone's laptop has overheated tell them to take it outside to cool down.
$75k puts you comfortably in the top end so it's not surprising that you're happy. Beyond that and you probably don't mix with enough poor people to stay grounded.
Can we have a "well, duh" icon?
Getting shot nie times does not give you street cred
Getting shot at without getting hit might, but even better is having enough intelligence to not be around idiots with guns.
Add your own mayo
I may not be Poirot
but I can guarantee that his missing son wasn't inside the PC.
Not thought this through have you?
The smelliest people don't own irons.
Re: Ten times more light
3D TV glasses do cut out some light so brighter lights will enable you to keep them on when you make a cup of tea. Plus any fule kno wearing sunglasses indoors is cool.
WTF is bestshore?
I can only guess it's what happens to your jobs when, not only are the people in India cheaper than you, they are better too.
Review Fail! - Can't go smaller
Of course they can, the limiting factor is the USB connector (there's room in there to put the chips). You will have to remember to tie a piece of string to it if you don't want to use pliers to extract it though (just like certain products for women)
Stand on one leg!
Waste of space. Your height does not change so all you need to remember is your weight to get your BMI. And your weight doesn't change much so remembering is easy. (Hint - it's probably the same as yesterday or maybe a bit more, never less). Once you move to remembering your weight you can type that in to any number of free computer/internet/iphone programs to track your increasing weight. Then you only need a cheap pair of analogue scales that don't require you to log in by hopping your user id in morse.
Alternatively jump up and down naked in front of a close friend and ask them if you wobble in the wrong places.
Antiques roadshow 2110
or flogging off as fake id.
"Given a more roving role"
Is that a euphemism for being shown the door?
I'm guessing that the email will go to a server somewhere and the printer will poll it for print jobs. I don't want my print jobs being stored on someone else's servers and I don't want my printer to be open to anyone that can guess an email address.
Sauce for the goose
I think the BBC should put in a complaint to Ofcom.
Tell us more
How do you use MythTV to watch Freeview HD?
$1bn / 9000 is..
~$111k - quite a generous redundancy package on average.
I live in the countryside and I'm grateful I never have to listen to jazz anymore, I don't know how you put up with it.
Best way to give to charity is time or cash to a local charity. Time is better.
Don't do this just because you hate Microsoft. They get more publicity from every pound raised. And every pound raised costs them 50p (tax deductible). Just donate £1 to your own beer fund - you will feel better.
Warnings on the screen?
How is that supposed to work then? It's only the kids that can work this technology in most families.
I know it's going to be expensive but the VOD companies are going to have to either restrict all ads to be suitable for children or stitch in adverts to the stream based on the time of day (at the receiving end).
You don't know what a boob tube is do you?
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Immobilisers might be a better application
Just have the immobiliser tag on you keyring and it will be near enough when you insert the ignition key to work. Better than fumbling in the dark for the place to insert the magic doobrey.
Speaking of which, if I'm in a restaurant I'll be concentrating on loosening the knickers of the other person and not wanting to edit my playlist or roast my dog.
Humans are much better
Bedroom shame indeed! (not the first time you've heard that phrase I guess)
You call that clean? For that amount of money you can get at least 40 hours of cleaning time from a human, probably enough for you flat for a year, which is probably longer than that robot will last. Or you could just do it yourself
Re: Propane is very similar to methane chemically
I suspect you were sleeping during chemistry, they're about as similar as oxygen and chlorine are, just a few numbers. And please don't try to distil your own whisky.
From a Cambridge don??? Surely that should be unbearable
David Bowie - ahead of his time
It just means you're more
Should have a word my my vet
He assures me that when the time comes to kill my horse he's got an injection that will do it in seconds. He says it's so effective that he's no longer carrying a gun around (in case of emergency call-outs, not bill collecting).
Head mounted LED lamps are great and last for ages. You could switch off the lamps and give everyone in the country one with the first months savings.
IR35 - pah that's nothing
Listening to Radio 4 this morning it sounded like they're after any tax avoidance of any shape or form. Without actually specifying which tax avoidance they mean though so pretty vague.
In the old days
Programs would expand until they could read email. Now they expand until they can form a botnet.
Flying where there is no night
Maybe they're planning on flying inside the Arctic circle in the summer. Would that count?
Not sure who's copyright has been mugged.
It's a photo of a git on a Quattro. Surely the politician won't object since all publicity is good publicity. Audi might be embarrassed but they probably don't own that car.
Nearly had me going
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Every day is Linda Lovelace day.
Is Hallerton bottle kicking still going?
That was thought to be dangerous in the seventies.
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