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Dish boss on ad-skipping service: 'I don’t want to kill ads'

Natalie Gritpants
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Re: Dish was like Indiana Jones

So he had to sit and watch the adverts while recording the program. Probably got good because he had to pay attention.

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Montana TV warns of ZOMBIE ATTACK in epic prank hack

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I've seen the same on UK motorway signs

Except ours was a very English hack, something like:

"Pick up your litter, others do"

Maybe too subtle to be noticed.

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Playmobil punts bank-heist set to wide-eyed kiddies

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Re: When

Why wait? They can't really complain if you steal it.

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Solar undercuts coal in New Mexico

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Boffin

Easy solution to the noon power 6pm demand

Just put the solar plant 6 hours west and run a cable.

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We're not making this up: Apple trademarks the SHOP

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WTF?

Is that typo really in the trademark application?

> and a oblong table

Is it OK to have an oblong table? or even rectangular?

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You thought watching cat videos was harmless fun? Think AGAIN

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Holmes

@adnim

> ... does not mean this planet is ours to do with what we wish

OK, so who does the planet belong to and where are they? Oh, that's right - no-one and nowhere to be seen.

Unless you believe in God, in which case it is ours (at least according to the Bible). and so are the animals.

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Shiny, shiny! The window's behind me...

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Good luck with your neck muscles.

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Greedy Sky admits: We crippled broadband with TOO MANY users

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Wonder what he does

I'd guess BT Broadband customer support. Well. you wouldn't want to run that on the BT network would you.

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IBM brains ponder universe, say kids will go nuts for STEAMPUNK

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Remember people: A bow tie is a cry for help.

Just like orange hair.

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Please lose the sepia

There were lots of bright and cheery colours in the Victorian age, we're just left with sepia prints because that is what the majority of surviving media consists of. Go the a museum and look at the fabrics. And all that lovely mahogany.

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Titsup Windows Phone 8 orders user to cram 'boot disc' in mobe

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May have a point

It shows there is some code in there to handle errors that should never happen. How did Microsoft test that code? Are there any bugs in it? Even if you assume the code identical to and fully tested on other platforms it shows there is unreachable code that make your ROM bigger than it need be i.e. more expensive, slower and more power hungry (more cache misses).

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Dutch operators: Ugh, we really overdid it on the 4G last night...

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Old shool website design

OK so the graphics are cheesy, but it doesn't half load fast.

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Pocket Wi-Fi hotspots paralyse Chinese metro lines

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WTF?

Why use wireless at all?

It's not like they don't own the land the rails run on, Just lay cable.

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Raspberry Pi SoC drivers now fully open source

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Re: err

But now you can use the source code to see how to drive the cool stuff.

Do you really want to be able to change the GPU firmware? How are you going to test your changes? Do you know how much Cadence simulator licences cost? Have you got a thousand core simulator farm?

I'm not having a go but the contents of the firmware are in a file to save having to include non-volatile storage in the chip and to allow shipping the chip before all the firmware bugs are fixed.

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Skype for Windows 8 is coming: Always on, always in your contacts

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Re: Great!

Why not just say "Fuck off I'm busy" to them, it works wonders for me. I rarely have to say it twice.

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Sarah Brightman plans International Space Station gig

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Alien

"mindful, shared consumption of resources and a clear and unwavering focus on sustainability"

She does realize she will be getting there on a rocket presumably?

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Samsung claims Apple jury foreman LIED to get REVENGE

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Re: How did he end up being a candidate for the jury?

And, that most people still working in that area who haven't made enough money to leave or get excused from jury service probably feel they have been screwed by one or more large corporations.

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Boffins: Our memory film is like your girlfriend - transparent and cheap

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Lets have more gratuitous sexism.

How about:

I like my men like I like my coffee -- thick and rich.

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WTF is... VoLTE

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WTF?

Re: Erm, like, who cares???

> By facebooking them, I have a permanent, searchable record of our interactions

How permanent is your facebook page?

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No Apple TV this year: Media moguls still won't cough up content

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Holmes

Re: shame

You really should have finished fiddling with it before you replaced the regular media centre.

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Deadly pussies kill more often than owners think

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Re: Do you find...

Would you eat a frog? Me neither, nor the cat.

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Euro NCAP to mandate auto-braking in new-car test

Natalie Gritpants

Even better idea

Insist on cruise control being installed in every car then the car in front will be much less likely to randomly change speed.

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Samsung plonks universal search BACK into Galaxy S IIIs

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Re: Fail

Round tables are TM King Arthur. The patent expired a while ago.

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Girls tricked by STEAMY message: Webcam spyware student jailed

Natalie Gritpants

As Stephen Fry might say

Porcelain.. Culture... ooooooooh

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Microsoft 'didn't notice' it had removed Browser Choice for 17 months

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Intel et al in Eire

Tell you what why don't you put your corporation tax rates up to the EU average and close some of those tax loopholes? No need for fines.

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Can neighbours grab your sensitive package, asks Post Office

Natalie Gritpants

Re: Door stickers are bad

Unusual street you have there. I would have though that next door was 46. We're all odd down our little track and the even numbers are missing.

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Being a skinny is much more unhealthy than being fat – new study

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Re: Having fun

Stairs are more fun??? You need to get out more. Try a restaurant.

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Assange takes refuge in Ecuadorian embassy

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Reminds me of the Visa commercial

*) Providing leaks to make Julian famous - almost free

*) Arranging parties and groupies - £1000's

*) Bail for Julian - £200,000

*) Gettng Julian to hide in Equador forever - priceless

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Scots council: 9-yr-old lunch blogger was causing 'distress and harm'

Natalie Gritpants

Re: No photos in the canteen

I like those lolies. It's the only thing on there I'd eat without being drunk.

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Moshi Monsters pushed onto pint-sized kiddies' mobes

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Lady GooGoo and Dustbin Beaver

If they can't recognize the value of free advertising and brand awareness they deserve to be removed from the site. Simon Growl is still in there.

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United Nations gifts NORTH KOREA with tech worth $50k

Natalie Gritpants
WTF?

What the difference between "gift" and "give"?

Really, I would like to know what you think the difference is.

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DMOL proposes Freeview EPG shuffle to pull in IPTV

Natalie Gritpants

Great

Now I can ignore any channel that isn't three digits starting with 1.

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Re: It wouldn't matter..

An not forgetting MythTV that has a web interface so you can type in the numbers. And if you're really hard you can edit the MySQL database by hand (with a chisel).

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Re: It wouldn't matter..

My Sony Bravia lets me swap channels around so I now have BBC One HD at channel 1 etc

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Visa shows off data centre 'moat'

Natalie Gritpants
FAIL

So the building must contain something you can steal

Presumably credit card details not encrypted.

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Big Media drags 142,000 through UK's courts IN A YEAR

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No complaints from me

Because I prefer to have the biggest media producer to be non-commercial. I don't want to have a bigger version of Sky thanks. Yes, I am middle class, so are most people.

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Lawyers of Mordor retreat from The Hobbit

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"If I’m ever in the neighbourhood I’ll stop in for a drink."

Please do, preferably late on a Friday night. Also please announce who you are and what you tried to do/

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Rub Facebook pals in your wealth with 'social' credit card

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I am so confused

I though you had to be 18 to own a credit card. That advert is clearly aimed at five year olds.

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That steady diet of EastEnders IS turning her into a shrew

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kjdjkdkjncjn

Just leave Barbie alone OK

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Hands on with the Apple iPad 3

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I can usually tell the temperature in a photo

just by looking at it. Clues like the amount of clothing being worn, sunshine, flowers, snow, rain, barbecues, the list is endless. If it's indoors, it's probably 18-20°C.

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Lingerie-clad she-devils romp past watchdog

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I'm offended by the architecture

Good grief! If the world just had more curtains this sort of thing would not happen.

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iOnRoad Augmented Driving

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Re: The main safety function is a distance-to-the-car-head warning.

I would be more worried about a lorry behind me than in front. Their tyres are made of harder rubber so you will be able to stop faster than they can.

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Audi shows off OLED-illuminated concept R8

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Re: Isn't the point of an indicator light...

Agreed. Please can someone mandate separate orange indicators front and back. Some front indicators are invisible due to being made of an orange bulb with a clear plastic lens. In bright sunshine the amount of light bounced back from the reflector swamps out the lamp.

Same goes for rear-light clusters where the massive braking lamp power makes the tiny segment of orange cleverly hidden in the middle invisible.

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Playboy, Virgin Galactic tout zero-grav nookie in spaaaaace!

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Centripetal, schmentipetal

It's redundant, you just need to say spins.

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Proview fears fanbois will derail iPad export ban bid

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I just registered TM on iSlab

Just in case Apple decide to not settle.

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Prada Phone by LG 3.0

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White text on a black background

I've really missed that since moving from X10 to CDE! It's great for desktop use in an indoor environment with controlled lighting. On a phone that you use outside (if you're a normal human) it's a bit of a disaster. Still I guess you're not meant to use this phone, just be seen with it.

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Tesla X e-SUV to sport monster touchscreen on the dash

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Yeah but

that 17" display is not shielded. It also looks like a glossy one too - even worse with reflections.

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How Zuck wields power over Facebook for a few hundred bucks

Natalie Gritpants
WTF?

Why do people buy second class shares?

Serious question and I probably own a few via pension funds. It just seems like buying non-voting shares is like buying hope.

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HUD's up! Ubuntu creates menu-free GUI

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1970 called, it wants it's CLI back

Nice though it is to be able to type the command names in once you know them you will need either menus or toolbars for starters. Either that or a big book for new users to read, or maybe an Ubuntu training course.

I do like CLI for often used programs but I also like being able to start a program the first time and just use it.

As for the interface appearing/disappearing - horrible, same goes for menus changing on context (I don't mind greying out).

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