* Posts by Barely registers

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LOHAN deluged with Reg readers' interjections in REHAB

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A valid point

As the lid is to be held down by the vacuum, any explosive increase in pressure _should_ vent out the top rather than destructively forcing a way through a gauge.

You _do_ want to be sure that your vacuum vessel was in a proper vacuum though?

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Boffin

Valve before gauge?

A lesson I learned from my Uni life when working on a vacuum chamber was that the gauge should always be directly connected to the volume it is measuring.

With a setup not disimilar to what you have proposed, my lecturer one day helpfully closed the valve and shut off the pump to get some quiet in the lab. He later switched the pump back on but didn't open the valve.

So I stroll in, read the pressure gauge, see that all is well and activate the second stage oil vacuum pump. Result? A coating of soot over every square inch of the internals of the chamber as the oil cooked in the air that had seeped in to the vessel.

Be prepared to sacrifice the gauge, and put the valve between it and the pump. Who knows, if you log the gauge's output, you may get some interesting data.

Does Cameron dare ditch poor-bashing green energy?

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Mushroom

I have an answer

I suspect that was when someone at El Reg looked at the science and not the models, and came to a different conclusion to the consenseless.

Maybe I was skim-reading too quickly, but doesn't this article just deal with the economics? I didn't see any claim that climate change wasn't happening.

CERN: 'Climate models will need to be substantially revised'

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Boffin

More solar activity = less cosmic rays

Your confusion arises because you have the first relationship back to front.

More active sun = fewer cosmic rays because the solar wind acts as a buffer, reducing the cosmic rays coming into the solar system.

Fewer cosmic rays

= less nucleation

= less cloud

= higher surface temperatures.

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Mushroom

So it's the Sun?

Who'd have thought it.

/troll

Sweaties decode ultimate mystery of chips

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Megaphone

Respect due...

"Scottish boffins", please.

UK boffins to develop 'Solar Squaddie' electro-uniform

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Grenade

It was a dark and stormy night...

and because they didn't carry batteries, none of their gear worked.

I foresee future wars fought on a "From Dusk till Dawn" basis of using sharp sticks until the sun comes up.

Solution found for climate change: Nuclear war

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Coat

Current global UAH anomaly is....

-0.02C

http://www.drroyspencer.com/2011/03/uah-temperature-update-for-feb-2011-0-02-deg-c/

Get your coat.

Scientists crack spotless Sun mystery

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Boffin

"Scientist cracks mystery" - sounds confident to me

An interesting comment on the Nature site by a David Hathway is here:

http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v471/n7336/full/nature09786.html#/comment-18493

suggesting that the model, whilst generating observed sunspot behaviour, relies on a model of meridional flow at the start of the cycle which was exactly opposite to the flow observed at that time.

It seems the model ignored the reality. I got bad grades at school when I tried that, and I was't on anybody's payroll.

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Boffin

Put another way...

Scientist writes computer program which successfully outputs past measurements, yet makes no predictions about what cycle 24 holds in store.

Japan plans space debris fishing trip

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And the other 5% are...?

presumably perfectly functional satellites whose owners wouldn't take kindly to their investment being swept up in a fishing net and discarded?

Police reject Labour MP's call for Bristol-wide DNA test

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Black Helicopters

Nothing to fear = nothing for them to gain

Frankly, I would have something to lose - namely my rights to be left alone as a private individual.

"They" would gain _nothing_ from having my DNA, except the overhead of storing it securely and sucking up CPU cycles on _every_ search.

Lastly, just how does this MP actually know whether there is any DNA evidence to match against?

Greenland ice loss rates 'one-third' of what was thought

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Flame

500 gigatonnes = 0.021%

1km^3 of ice weighs 0.9 Gt, so 500 Gt = 555km^3 ice.

Volume of Greenland ice approx. 2,600,000 km^3 according to USGS.

So, ice loss in the 6 years between 2003 and 2009 is 555/2,600,000 = 0.0214%. At that rate it will ice-free in AD30090.

Put into context, 500Gt of Greenland ice looks like 'fuck all', not 'fuck loads'.

Orange mobile data chucks punters

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Black Helicopters

Edinburgh too....

How will the Camp Climate people coordinate their attack now?

Virgin hijacks empty pages

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Welcome

Update your bookmarks now

Can't we make it less cost effective for the ISPs to do this?

e.g. if you have www.virginmedia.com as a bookmark, change it to www.virginmedia.cmo and then click the sponsored link on the error page.

Virgin then has to pay Yahoo for the click every time you visit.

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FAIL

Duh

Never mind - daft idea.

Vulture 1: Calling all electronics wizards

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Alien

Setting the bar high

If you think you can get a better picture than this, then by all means bash on:

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46184000/jpg/_46184133_eng5_cam_766.jpg

Myself, I think the science has been settled on this one.....

Increase in comms snooping? You ain't seen nothing yet

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Unhappy

If I've got nothing to hide...

then they've got nothing to gain.

So s*d off and leave me alone.

Don't call me Ishmael

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Gates Horns

My favourite

The server called Tartarus - the place as far beneath hell as hell is beneath heaven.

It never crashed. Make of that what you will.

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