* Posts by Denarius

2180 publicly visible posts • joined 20 Jun 2009

How do you make those darn code monkeys do what you want? Just give 'em a little nudge

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older than you think

Seneca or was it Marcus Aurelius remarked that good laws should be easy to follow. Laws to do the right should be easy and to do wrong made hard. Seems the bureaucrats making taxation laws have it backwards. So user documentation and application design guidelines have old precedent

Just when you thought it was safe to go ahead with microservices... along comes serverless

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Is it just me ?

or did this article belong with this Fridays BOFH ?

BTW, I thought APIs were called, not consumed. Age showing again ?

Cambridge Analytica CEO suspended – and that's not even the worst news for them today

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not that new either

back in the day, newspaper owners/editors published stories that suited their owners/clients/pet lapdogs. Just electronic and more personal now. Given the average punters preferences for a false dichotomy (two party preferred system to you) I do not see any reason to think much will change until truth in advertising applies to everything and all political advertising is limited to half a page of tabloid maximum. A two week election blackout except for polling stations locations may help also so punters have some silence at crucial time to remember what the various lots have been up to during their whole term.

Windows Server 2019 coming next year and the price is going up

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impossible happening

AIX becoming cost competitive ? Will OpenVMS return ?

Now that's a bad trip: 880k credit cards 'likely' stolen by Orbitz hackers

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Fines

I doubt fining companies will have any effect. Changing corporate law so the overpaid boards and PHB class, especially at the top have little to no protection from legal action under corporations or company law may. Nothing like jointly and severally liability to drive home that this is serious. Until then, only shareholders bear the costs not the management that created the disaster.

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is it time

to start using cash again ? I also remember a verification card that allowed cheques to be used for payment at arbitrary places. Minimal if any fees too.

Commonwealth Games are just the ticket for Facebook

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BTW

thanks to amazingly slow access ElReg today I got an eyeful of the multiple web snoop firms attached to this site now. One has to make a buck, but so many sites stashing cookies on one page ?

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@AC

not dealt with Oz state gummints much, have you {S}

The PHB class here love making simple services harder, like paying bills on line. Too easy to use bog standard credit card. Like most of the data slurpers, they have swallowed the techno-utopian vision of every online activity having its own account so we all have multiple accounts and passwords to remember, even if used once or twice a year. Its as if they are in thrall to simple unclued spooks, rapacious snooping firms and politicians. Oh wait...

Transport for NSW scrambles to patch servers missing fixes released in 2007

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and the NSW PHBs who thought outsourcery was a good idea ?

none of them given a cut in bonuses either ? In any other industry except electricity generation such behavior would have managers in front of fraud courts.

Netflix could pwn 2020s IT security – they need only reach out and take

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back to the future

So BEOS had it right then in its application packaging. None of this shared library nonsense, everything in one package in its own directory. BTW what happened to death of COBOL on mugs ?

nbn™ gives ISDN, Frame Relay and Ethernet Lite a stay of execution

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Re: does it matter ?

Matt,

you assume they dont lie/prevaricate/misrepresent or oversell the bulk capacity bought from NBN.

I speed tested multiple "providers" Not much difference. Current ISP winds up at a Telstra router in Sydney. Most satellite providers do not offer unlimited plans. Reasonable as one could not use unlimited data over the offered speeds. I also suspect that no matter how good new satellites are, they will be oversubscribed quickly. Perhaps Musks SpaceX Starlink might apply commercial pressure that Oz archaic minded Ministers of Communications still dont comprehend.

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does it matter ?

Original ISP bought out by a bigger one, effective speed dropped to 10% of original and new ISP blames NBN. I suspect NBN will drop back to analogue copper and dial up modems soon as it is faster than much of the current mess if one is outside a CBD So X25 and frame relay are the future for NBN.

Google assisting the Pentagon in developing AI for its drones

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Happy

au contraire

Feel safe. Now DoD is involved, the process droids will kill it with the Death of a thousand pieces of paper cuts. Being military is no defence against magical thinking.

'Quantum supremacy will soon be ours!', says Google as it reveals 72-qubit quantum chip

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Re: @Dave 126What's the application?

Do you mean grok, not grog although I thought Heinlein was smoking something dodgy when he wrote that story

Women of Infosec call bullsh*t on RSA's claim it could only find one female speaker

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well done

see BS, call it BS and effectively deal with it.

Rhode Island proposes $20 porn tax. Er, haven't we heard this before?

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coming to Oz real soon now

because every stupid Merkin idea appeals to the power grabbing ideals of the snoops, do-gooer bureaucrats and cartoon characters we have as ministers of the crown {S}

HPE to cut technician jobs as field work outsourced to Unisys

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out of curiosity

or morbid interest, when are the PHBs in HPx and IBM going to outsource their board and executives to some cheaper workforce ? Think of the money saved by low cost CEOs and impecunious boards that walk or cycle to work. Oh, sorry, forgot my medication....

US Navy gives Lockheed Martin $150m big frickin' laser cannon contract

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what is needed

is an lightweight passenger aircraft mounted auto-target seeking high power laser to automatically vaporise idiots shining laser pointers at landing aircraft. As for information gathering in military setting, perhaps its spectrographic info on drones components ?

Sheer luck helped prevent mid-air drone glider prang in Blighty

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Re: It would have been...

low and slow ? not unless pilot is ignoring their training. One of the landing checks is ensure safe speed near ground which is 1.5 x stall speed plus 0.5 wind speed. 65 knots in my area, but has been over 70.

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adverse weather ???

what power pilots call turbulence, we call lift. Glass and carbon fiber gliders are remarkably strong for their weight. Even the Libelle in illustration would cope with wing strike probably. On tailplane entirely different story. Cruciform are stronger but lower performance slightly. The modern T tails are vulnerable. As for bailing out, rule of thumb is below 4000 feet there is little hope. I know of one recent case where pilot _left_ damaged glider at 1000 approx and hurt ankle on landing as chute had just fully opened. He had started to exit around 4000 feet.

My club had a similar drone prox incident recently. Car numbers will be reported to police.

If you don't like what IBM is pitching, blame Watson: It's generating sales 'solutions' now

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why does the term

cogniticative solutioning make me think of brains in a strong acid bath ?. Ah,SnowTown in SA, right ? An overdose of mindbleach so the jargon is wiped ?

We already give up our privacy to use phones, why not with cars too?

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Re: So drive a..

problem is, AC, that no-one makes a new car that I want. <rant> Capable of long distance towing, able to be slept in comfortably by a tall person, fast enough to keep ahead of the road trains while towing long trailers or a caravan, 700 km range minimum without van or trailer, fuel consumption better than 8.5 l/100km means no modern car is acceptable to me. Choice of a truck or pseudo truck aka CosssOver vehicle is not a choice, Even most of the annoying 4WDs sold to the urban bound Scottish Restaurant customers are too small. Adding in the nightmare of firewalls so the stereo/radio does not allow the car to be remotely hijacked means that zero timed older vehicles from 2000s are only choice while parts can be purchased. The threat of detailed driver and vehicle monitoring is just one more instance of the "built" environment becoming more user hostile. </rant>

May be decent station wagons are made some where, but not affordably in the Antipodes. The dinky Asian ones might suit gnomes, but not traditional male Aussies. So for basic vehicle security, economy and usefulness only the last of the Oz station wagons will do.

FLAME bait: Elons dumping of his electric car set a nearly good example. It wont go into the Sun.

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Re: Software solves anything!

Qux.* you realise that on current trends all the world will have the same probelms as Japan and Singapore by 2050, right ? No plague or war needed

IBM's chief diversity officer knows too much and must be stopped!

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was that an error about Hiring ?

Nope, really did use word hire without a negation symbol. Given IBMs marvelous performance lately, wouldn't want it want competitors to hire its senior management staff ? Oh hang on, executives. At IBM I found there was always room for another process droid to make sure nothing got done, really slowly with much tree felling. Especially as coalface staff evaporated. Probably why government outsourcerer manglement loves them so much. Familiar, similar sort of people.

You've got a yottabyte on your hands: How analytics is changing storage

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Devil

stored safely and legally

Bwahahahah, Fantasy. Stored illegally and unsafely more like it. Just ask any 5Eyes, Merkin TLAs and no doubt their Chinese and Russian equivalents along with banks,scammers, those pestiferous companies that want a lot if personal info for no customer business reason and other finance fraudsters. Adding criminals would be redundant. All of them enemies of ordinary people.

IMNSHO deep data mining is something the LHC and similar scientists can use. As for the rest, mostly another run of the Expert Systems failures.

nbn 's CVC discounts worked - ISPs splashed for 38 per cent more bandwidth

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FAIL

not worth the nondelivered promises

yeah, we might buy less modest plans if we thought Satan was going to buy a fur coat. No point if the end user does not get much better performance than the cable link I had a decade a go which struggled to deliver 1 MB/sec. Even the 25MB/sec package rarely gets into low, low MB/sec speeds. Just did a Debian upgrade which was showing 20KB/sec for a while before crawling up to 300 KB/sec. Acquaintances with fiber to their homes have much better speeds. They live where fiber went in before the scungy Monk stopped a modern system being built.

No Windows 10, no Office 2019, says Microsoft

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Re: Suicidal business plan?

hey it works for IBM, doesn't it ? Oh

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Re: just to it

Tony, only 11 years you say? Explains why the corporates I worked for were so very tardy to upgrade. No wonder so many people are sticking with XP, Win 7 etc. Never heard anything other than cursing when ribbon is mentioned. Anyway, much of my writing is still drafted in vi. IMHO, No Win10, no Office2019 should be regarded as promise, not a threat.

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Re: just to it

yeah Tony, but its OK for M$ and the corporate PHBs to waste the time of millions just trying to do their jobs when the user interface of a spreadsheet becomes a beeping desktop publishing nightmare that has cells FCOL. Just built a couple of Win8.1 boxes (because I had legit licences) and it was not hard to use ClassicShell to make them appear like Win XP or Win 7 so the non-IT volunteer users could just use them. Not a hope with Win 10 and current M$ products.

Personally I like KingSoft because one can choose the newer abomination interface or something close to traditional and get to work. Mind you, OfficeLibre 6 does look promising.

Virgin Media skulks in disused public toilets

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the time of the forward thinking planner has indeed passed

Then: using generous figures then realising only one chance to do this right. Doubles pipe sizes

Now: what is cheapest solution that might work. And the pipes are too small from start especially if not not containing dirty water. Yes I am on Oz NBN, why do you ask ?

If Australian animals don't poison you or eat you, they'll BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE

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Re: Fascinating

Dan do you mean the dominant belief that nothing exploded and adding randomness creates highly ordered complex information ? Most in Oz are mere materialists, I digress. Another reason to love Oz. Our wildlife really is dangerous. It beats being bored

Irony's lost on old Pope Francis: Pontiff decrees fake news a 'serious sin'

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Re: I love the final paragraph

and your evidence for these beliefs ? Just another parrot of current dominant belief system. Dull, old, predictable and not supported by evidence, like the claims of oral tradition made by the current relic of a dead empire. Fundamentalist materialists are the most dogmatic believers I run across, nearly as bad as Xtians who are atheists in all but name but like to use bastardised New Testament jargon. To his credit Dawkins loathes them. Flame away with the latest propaganda from the 18th and 19th century...

Beware Paris Hilton's investment advice, SEC tells investors

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This is

sad. I need to get a life. Commenting on Paris Hilton again.

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Coat

In keeping with Merkin politics

Robert, do you mean have a look at the butt on my mole ( Look up Oz slang if not Orrstralian)

I'll get my coat

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Coat

Its a bit late but

We will always have Paris in Spring (Antipodes anyway) My coats the one with Film Loathers Guide in pocket...

Brandis' infrastructure security bill off to committee

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Re: so this is one of a series of gummints that

Paul, precisely why my kite flying suggestions reduces the power of parties and the chattering classes by slowing the news cycle a bit and reducing the power of administrative control by backroom dealers. Abolishing parties simply drives them underground and gives the illusion of being victims of suppression.

I agree left/right divide is meaningless as are terms conservative and progressive. All they do is allow heated indignation. As for getting involved, this requires voters to care. Of that I see little evidence. Most voters in most countries IMHO, like outsourcing their minds to preferred media mumbler. So what way forward is workable ? An informed skepticism and keeping ones MP admonished with defendable data every time the BS takes flight. Any other ideas that do not involve violence or another poisonous Utopia? Will the collapse of the current House of Cards that is world economics have some influence ?

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Re: so this is one of a series of gummints that

too complex. How about

All advertising must pass ACCC advertising truth rules, especially political, pressure, religious (including the various materialist cults) and charity groups.

All political and pressure group funding must only come from local citizens who are humans. No businesses, associations, trusts etc.

A return to the rules about misleading parliament used 30 years ago or enforcing them again.

All political advertising limited to two pages of WC3 approved static HTML, which may only be updated weekly.

On election to any level of government, all successful candidates must resign from all advisory bodies, parties, pressure groups, boards etc. Only allowable income is their parliament pay.

Any minister overriding technically competent advice does so on their own head. ie no protection and complete liability for resultant loss of public monies. Finance must have a few bored economic rationalist bean counters left who would love this task.

All legislation to have a plain language statement of goals, costs and method of measuring effectiveness over 5 and 10 years and expected consequences no longer than A4 page using medium font. Exploration of concept of all legislation being reassessed biannually to determine if it is working as required. Consider all legislation having a 5 year sunset clause.

I was thinking a vow of poverty might be a good idea but that would stop the middle classes trying.

I have no idea what Brandflakes or his PHB minders think this list is going to achieve other than more mindless meaningless paperwork that will create a great honeypot as the learned scribe put it. A cynic might suggests that the PHBs will also have no way to verify the accuracy of submitted documents so perhaps the utility companies have some options

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FAIL

so this is one of a series of gummints that

wants to sell the NBN to anyone, encourages states to sell off their assets to anyone, gave away its own IT to merkin companies, encourages use of foreign owned cloud with the feeble excuse the bit barn is in Oz, flogged off intellectual property loaded quangos for a song which promptly went up in value 10 times, sold its bank off to allow the others to do as they please and now its pretending having Oz owned by foreigners might be a problem. Question: why do they care or is this another way if finding out if there is anything left to flog to highest lowest bidder ?

Do I detect the lawyers usual PHB inspired belief that anything technical must be easy ?

NSW TAFE's IT FAIL was so bad, 100 staff were hired to clean up

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FAIL

peculiar

they keep cutting courses or outsourcing them to reduce costs the government but have money for another big bang stuffup. Needless to say the student cost rocket as with all outsourcing.

'DJI Mavic' drone seen menacing London City airliner after takeoff

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Joke

Re: Why not ban planes?

Aside from the masochists who love flying into Bali volcano eruption clouds, we like it that way.

Lethal wildlife may be our best defence once the military have been downsized to pay for the the F35 which is coming real soon now.

Voyager 1 fires thrusters last used in 1980 – and they worked!

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Re: Code does not deteriorate

Ian, true, but 40 years in a vacuum is not a gentle environment. That the hardware worked, valves opened and closed properly suggests really tested and well built hardware that only we of many years can remember. The hardware makers get my upvote. Bit rot might be a fiction but hardware degradation is all too familiar.

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Re: how much gold, platinum ... present in asteroids is still completely unknown

Scroticus Canis, precisely the reason Mercury might be a good place to prospect if energy to change orbits was cheap enough. It seems to have lost its crust and maybe mantle due to the energy of impacts. NASA did well with Messenger.

On another suggestion, NASA have chosen an apparently metallic asteroid which may be a core remnant for a mission. Current energy technology makes space mining hopelessly uneconomic for the foreseeable future unless fusion reactors can use He3. Then it might be worth mining the Moon for helium, not metals.

We go live to the Uber-Waymo court battle... You are not going to believe this. The judge certainly doesn't

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Re: Uber...

so whats unexpected ? For years Merkin outsourcers PHB class decided what reality was and ordered the coalface peasants to believe. Uber is just another example on a more public scale of the unreality embraced by the 1% for about 2 decades.

Win 10 creators update offers new reality opportunity

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Re: "This article was supported by: Asus"

I saw Asus before clicking. Win10 update provided nothing useful and nearly bricked my Asus laptop. Had to remove battery, unplug and hit power button and leave for 5 minutes to get laptop to work again. Another marriage of inconvenience. Never had that experience with Linux, Solaris or BSDs. The irony

Only run Win 10 incase some PHB insists I use software that wont run under Wine. I note many Oz government sites now dont seem to like Linux and insist of Fluash and require not blocking of multiple sites owned by noted invaders of privacy.

Only use I can see for augmented reality is headset VR for inattentive drivers who get visual alarms and loud audio when they are in wrong lane, too fast, across white/yellow lines etc. Maybe block FB, texting and phone calls by default.

Thou shalt use our drone app, UK.gov to tell quadcopter pilots

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Re: OK, so which part do I register?

>> but it's hard to see a manned aircraft wanting to get that close to an 800ft cliff.

Judging from YouTube, some parts of the pom coast have frequent low level flights by gliders along coastal cliffs riding the incoming wind. My own club has already had some clod park by side of road and send his RC device across landing strip just as plane was on finals. Telephoto lenses can be useful both ways so the fuzz can investigate

Munich council: To hell with Linux, we're going full Windows in 2020

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Re: Not sure about Office?

and there was I thinking the post was a mere troll I mean writing A Windows clone GUI in pascal when LXDE, Xfce and other desktop GUIs exist.

Big Cable's pillow talk with FCC to forbid US states from writing own net neutrality rules

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Re: Corporate vs Government

"I'm with the government telco and I'm here to help you" is one of the most often repeated lies.

FTFY

nbn™ to ISPs: share your speeds or we'll share 'em for you

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Oz TV

AC oh so true. Cant even watch local news mostly. El Jazirah (sp) on SBS is about all that left. ABC and SBS used to be OK but ABC has become monomaniacal about Merkins and their fumblings and SBS just faded. Has stupidity disease become an epidemic ?

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FTTP or FTTN ?

Try suffering with satellite. One gets at best 30% of claimed download speed late at night with the wind in ENE, moon in first quarter and so on. Allowances are generally 10% of physical landline of any kind at similar price It still beats Swamp over 3G. The other Oz claimants to title of telco have so little coverage they don't count. Claims of 4G speeds outside major centers or living under local telco mast are works of fiction.

What is it with so many companies demanding "login accounts" now for anything, including service and warranties. Even governments wont let bills be paid by simple online transactions. One needs an "account" to login to. I am beginning to think the ruling glove puppets are fronts for semi-organised crime from the ways crime is assisted by these practices.

Car tax evasion has soared since paper discs scrapped

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behind the Times ?

In Oz there are many speed cameras which flag unlicenced vehicles, as do all police cars. Regular event is someone getting pulled over for unregistered vehicle. However, most vehicle mechanics now put rego due dates on same windscreen sticker reminder of next service due