You're Doing It Wrong!

Coincidental inference is OK, but simultaneous deployment is not very deceptive.

Mine's the one with The Art of War cliff notes in the pocket.

That Bastard Should Be Shot With His Bazooka!

Who would dare to attack drunken topless lovelies? I mean, sure, I'd give em a good bit of manhandling, but the only bazooka involved would be anatomical.

Other than that, sounds like a good idea. Nothing stops a boat faster than line on the drive shaft. Excepting terra firma, anyway.

Paris...drunken... topless... lovely.

Only $6.5 Billion???

SOLD!

What a crazy, discount deal! After all, revenue and profits are temporary while fecebook 2.0 friends are forever*.

*Until they delete you or slap a restraining order on you anyway.

Up All Night Honking Me Horn...

Don't they know "The Internet Is For Porn"?

Paris, no explanation required.

Head In The Clouds

6 Hours this time, 2(up to 22) hours in February, only 1 hour in January, 15 hours last August, another hour last July. Sounds like this "cloud" idea is a real winner.

I gotta get some sleep, don't have time to list all all the Amazon 3G outages in the last year.

Profitable Business Model

White collar crime does pay in Amerika!

Once again, I am proud of our US legal system, where justice is available to all who can afford it.

1)steal millions $$$

2)pay a fraction % in fines and legal

3)profit

4)repeat... unless you promised not to. *nudge, nudge, wink, wink*

Ooooh The Humanity!!!!

A million baby seals will die when their 'berg melts and they fall into theensuing hot-tub of death. Who will pay for this tragedy? How can I help avert such a calamity?$?$?$

Nudge, Nudge... Wink, Wink

Because we know how concerned they are about protecting privacy, maybe they should license Goog's "Do No Evil" moniker to complement the charade.

NEW AVATARS! Woohoo!!!!

Wait, Wait, Wait....What?

<quote>but his attack doesn't affect IIS6.0, IIS7.0</quote>

A flaw that doesn't affect MS? The world as I know it is upside-down.