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22 posts • joined Friday 19th June 2009 19:12 GMT

David 30

Re: "or do I err?"

That's the genius of it - it produces 1000* it's own energy, which then clearly becomes 1000*1000* it's own energy, and so on - thereby generating an infinite amount of energy, and solving the world's energy problems at a stroke.

Maybe.

David 30

Re: Parallels to be drawn

"...Siri either did not understand what Plaintiff was asking, or, after a very long wait time, responded with the wrong answer."

Is Siri actually just Apple's 'customer service' department?

David 30
FAIL

Fake real

So if I wear a real Rolex, but lie about who I am, that makes the watch a fake?

*Confused*

David 30
Coat

A statistical quark?

How did they mistake that for a Higgs Boson?

David 30
Thumb Up

battle royale

Sounds good to me - put one half in blue, one half in red, give them a random selection of weapons and let them have at each other. Should whittle down the numbers a bit.

David 30
FAIL

Not strictly accurate

I presume 'setntence' was deliberate?

David 30
Boffin

Or...

One very large cup of motorway service station 'tea'.

David 30
FAIL

eh?

Who is this millie?

David 30

Missed subhead opportunity

Scoopon poop on Groupon

David 30

'Required' is a title

>> Even if Google+ doesn't end up wholly lobotomizing Facebook

Bit late to the party there.

David 30
Stop

Twice removed

> *but not remove any*

Eh? There's a girt great 'Remove' link next to each category when I look at it.

David 30

But how many of those hits

...coming from Facebook, found the company's Facebook page using Google in the first place?

David 30

I think you mean ...

...the 'Deliverance Office'.

David 30
FAIL

Unsurprisingly not

Not true - while pushing your bike you're considered a 'foot passenger', legally no different from someone without a bike. If you were to put one foot on a pedal and push along the pavement with the other, that would be illegal, as is using a scooter on the pavement.

David 30
Grenade

Life on Mars

To be fair, all life in Abingdon town centre was dead long before the traffic system was changed.

David 30

Reply to post: Hmmm

Sure they can be done on-box. But you need to keep up to date with the underlying data that drives them. How's it going to know that viewers who watched programme X also liked programme Y if the box was made before the programmes were? It needs to be regularly updated with the latest data (and probably feed back your viewing data to help others) - that's what you'd be paying for.

David 30

See sic

Maybe it was 20 knots an hour, and they were talking about it's acceleration capabilities.

David 30

What, no...

...itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot BIKINI rating?

David 30

@ david w & peter 45

Except it's not going to just magically arrange itself tidily at an even level right throughout the valley, is it? It's going to come surging down *through* the valley. Likely taking trees, people's houses, unfortunate engineers, etc with it. Frankly, if I saw 26 swimming pools worth of water *coming right at me*, I reckon it'd scare the bejesus out of me.

David 30

Wait, what?

"Hotmail won't work non-Microsoft documents, such as PDF"

Does this really mean what it appears (albeit somewhat illiterately) to be saying? Hotmail won't be able to send non-MS attachments? Not even as a regular attachment not stored on Skydrive?

David 30

@Fraser

"Some things they are missing policies on: <biglonglist>"

That's OK - they can always make like the tories and make 'em up as and when they're asked about them, to suit whoever's asking.

David 30

So did he get done

...for cycling on the pavement? Deserves everything he got for that, if you ask me.