* Posts by Paul Shirley

1574 posts • joined 19 Jun 2009

HP insists 'we don't have a global dress code' – while deleting one from its website

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Re: Really?

We recently heard from a reliable source (well, as reliable as anyone in banking can be) about a tech startup that reminds it's employees when potential investors are visiting. That gives them time to clutter the office with bikes, skateboards etc. and dress down with baseball hats/shorts/t-shirts. It's what the investors expect!

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Re: Am I the only one thinking that HP *should* have a dress code?

When I was young&slim enough to fit in it, putting on my suit was the context switch to 'we're going out for the night, yippee!'. Gorgeous black velvet, far too good to waste on work.

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Edge out rivals? No! Firefox boss BLASTS Microsoft's Windows 10 browser brouhaha

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Re: You know what

The reg and orlowski in particular are disappointed that 2+ years solid cheerleading for WinPhone and some other ms stuff harmed their reputation when ms started listening to the market (a very tiny amount) and backtracked on some of the mistakes.

Jilted lover syndrome ;)

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Re: I bet this is unpopular...

The copy running on my PC is MY software and needs to respect MY existing choices. Not Microsoft's.

On a virgin install they get some slack, user tracking isn't quite good enough to give them my preferences before I give some clues and it seems they might be respecting my preferences on upgrades anyway. Sure there are less visible things they are hijacking though!

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Contractors who used Employee Beneficiary Trusts are in HMRC's sights

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Last time they did it to me it reached the point of 'you're going to prison' before I handed them money I didn't owe. A year later they finally realised they'd cocked up mightily, handed the money back with interest, the fines back with interest but not the slightest sign they cared.

At least it was several % more interest than I could get anywhere else.

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Avoidance usually involves interpreting the law in ways favourable to yourself (and HMRC does the same). Interpretations open to challenge and revision until a court picks one. This is retrospectively determining that law at the time was being broken, not retroactively changing law.

What's unfair here is the heavy hand of HMRC applying it's revised interpretation quick&hard to grab the money before a court can disagree.

That said this case looks like evasion rather than avoidance.

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W3C's failed Do Not Track crusade tumbles to ad-blockers' Vietnam

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Re: the ads served are invariably total bollocks.

Invariably they're for something I've just bought and no longer need to buy.

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Already happening http://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/may/27/german-broadcasters-adblock-rtl-prosiebensat1-eyeo

So far the adslingers are losing. Unfortunately a US court will inevitably favour business over voters when the scum try it there :(

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MORE Windows 10 bugs! Too many Start menu apps BREAK it

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FAIL

bug or exploit in waiting?

The big question: did they allocate a array[512] with checked bounds or is it a buffer overrun waiting for an exploit?

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Re: wtf do you do with all the icons!

... Put them in some sort of hierarchical menu structure?

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Re: I have 600

As the fanbois keep telling us, no one has more than a dozen apps they use regularly. 512 is infinity in the Win10 world.

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Microsoft's Arrow brings pane to Androids

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Marmite experience

Way back at the dawn of WinPhone a small rash of clone home screen replacements appeared on Android. Tried a couple as well as some less directly inspired 'vertical launchers', didn't like any of them.

You either love it or loath it. And fanbois, it doesn't get better if you stick with it and we don't all dismiss these things without trying them. Even when the shortcomings seem unmistakable at first glance!

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Windows 10 in head-on crash with Nvidia drivers as world watches launch

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Last time I looked Win10 was still offering me the 64bit Pinnacle 7010ix driver that won't work on 4Gb+ machines and the WiFi stick driver that causes instant kernel panics. Windows should NEVER automatically update drivers, the quality control on Windows Update is pathetic and drivers can render machines unusable.

Nvidia are even more of a fustercluck. I abandoned their products long ago due to the regular removal of features or hardware acceleration in new driver updates. Last Nvidia GPU had 2+ year old drivers before I binned it, they were the most recent that worked properly with my hardware. But at least I could control which version was installed, which bugs I'd be living with.

Giving back control needs to be built in to Win10, not a badly publicised patch many/most users will never hear about.

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Got an Android phone? SMASH IT with a hammer – and do it NOW

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Re: Who intentionally sends MMS messages these days?

On some networks you can't received MMS without first sending one, a large number of users might quite accidentally be protected because only hackers are likely to voluntarily use MMS today. That's aiming their SMS use didn't trigger conversion of long texts to MMS though.

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Re: Workarounds

Wiping the MMSC,MMS proxy & MMS port APN fields *might* help, should stop it fetching any MMS body. No guarantees though and I'd bet on there being plenty of other ways to trigger stagefright badness.

There's simply no excuse for carriers and device manufactures not being able to quickly push a dll update and nailing this. Wont happen without heavy handed regulation - or at least the threat of huge fines.

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We put Windows 10 on a small fondleslab: STILL not ready, 3 days to go

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what hierarchical menu?

A hierarchical menu has multi dimensional navigation as an aid to organisation and consequently navigation, that's it's whole point. How a linear list with dividers counts as more than tokenism is a mystery, I'm scrolling the whole damn list to find the grouping my app might be in, about as half assed an effort at organisation as you can imagine.

What I want to see in every Win10 review is whether the various 3rd party fixes for crap like that work.

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Hurrah! Windfarms produce whopping ONE PER CENT of EU energy

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Re: your forgot a bit

EDF claim lifetime (construction,operation,fuel & decomission) CO2 emissions of 11gCO2e/kWh for wind power, 16gCO2e/kWh for nuclear, against a whopping 870 for coal. PV doesn't do so well at 72 but there's a lot more available roofs near the grid ;)

Focussing exclusively on construction cost is misguided if not actively mischievous.

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Well, that's one of the things that R&D (we didn't bother spending money on for the whole denialist era) was meant to address. This is the problem with fundamentalists, since they already know the answer they see no point in having alternatives.

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If Microsoft made laptops, it'd make this: HP Spectre x360

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Re: Screens

I spend much of my day with side by side documents, wide is good. 3 monitors wide is better...

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Gamers Steaming over dumb Valve password vuln

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Steam Guard is a PIA

Ummmm, almost justifies the pain of Steam Guard and it's complete inability to remember I've logged in from the same machine+browser as little as a few hours earlier.

Almost. I seriously doubt it would even slow down an attacker.

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HP slaps dress code on R&D geeks: Bin that T-shirt, put on this tie

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Re: lets start a new craze

I went through my entire secondary education wearing the school uniform tie as a belt. They never did get round to specifying how the uniform was meant to be used ;)

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@dotdavid maybe I should have mentioned being in the game industry, If you're interviewing for a game industry tech job there's roughly zero chance you'll ever need a suit at work, or anything close to one. It's not exactly a secret.

Luckily the few that did appear overdressed had been sent by agents that lied to them, lied to us, lied to frontline HR to get even considered. It's not an industry you want anyone walking into blind, it eats people.

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At this time of year my colleagues are lucky we have a voice only daily Skype call... Too hot for shorts.

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The only problem is if it encourages someone with smelly feet to join you. Rather than take that risk I kept a pair of slippers in the office ;)

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The few times I took part in hiring interviews we tried very hard not to penalise the candidates that turned up in suits or wearing ties. But it was a clear sign they'd done no research at all about the job they were trying for.

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Want longer battery life? Avoid the New York Times and The Grauniad

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predictable but still surprisingly high

The recent report of 3x average loading speedups by blocking all this sideloaded shit should have prepared me for this story but the amount of power being wasted is still shocking.

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Windows 10 on Mobile under the scope: Flaws, confusion, and going nowhere fast

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Re: SatNad?

If Microsoft stopped preferring to hear only what the fanbois say and perhaps asked (or bothered listening to) the non-users, they'd have a product with less astonishing design mistakes and more willing users.

At least the phonification of desktop Windows has been slowed, but not reversed, by this market failure.

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UK.gov makes total pig's ear of attempt to legalise home CD ripping

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Here's why Whittingdale kicked a subscription BBC into the future

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BT Sport in on a commercial mux (COM6 ATM), as are the subscription streaming channels in the mid 200's. The old terrestrial channels fill PS1,PS2&PS3.

The BBC did encrypt the HD programme guide to force manufacturers to agree licences and DRM restrictions. It was broken before they even turned on my channels ;)

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Being on every possible delivery platform - Sky, Freesat, cable & internet has a distinct stink of ensuring everyone requires a licence. A notional tax based on a service you could not receive wouldn't survive the first trip to court, whatever the law says. That means withdrawing that 'free' availability simply isn't an option for the BCC, unless they simultaneously switch to conditional access.

I think they have a damn good idea how few Sky customers would volunteer to pay for the BBC channels.

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Windows 10 Edge: Standards kinda suck yet better than Chrome?

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still riddled with Flash badness though

Another chance to tell Adobe which orifice to shove Flash back up missed :(

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Pray for AMD

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There's no point bewailing the nonsensical naming conventions and near total lack of clues about performance. AMD don't advertise to the public, Intel does. A lot.

When most people think 'Intel good' they don't have a clue why, it's simply the only brand they can remember that has something to do with the 'stuff' powering their PC.

AMD do throw money at promoting the graphics products but it's little more than maintaining brand awareness, those enthusiast customers understand the products. They're currently mightily annoyed that AMD rebranded last years product then pretended it was something new.

AMD are now the budget brand, not valued by end users, not chosen by them, just the default when they buy something cheap and low margin. Even the fans stopped caring after the misguided Bulldozer shared core fiasco.

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Microsoft to Windows 10 consumers: You'll get updates LIKE IT or NOT

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The 'shrieking hysterics' are fully justified and history has shown it's the only way to get Microsoft to even consider changing policy. It's sad that Microsoft only hear feedback that agrees with them unless you shout but that's the way it is, shouting is not optional when they screw up :(

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Re: THE SKY IS FALLING!

@Mad Mike: "their computer may get problems without them even being aware an update has been applied"

My thankfully short list of update exclusions was compiled by watching my PC fail immediately after applying bad updates, so I had a fighting chance of guessing which one(s) were responsible. If they take the next logical step and force reboot your system that's going to get much harder.

Not well pleased that crapware like the 'important' Win10 update app will now not be refusable, how many other apps I'll never use will they decide I need? Even Google lets me refuse updates for it's stuff (and I can even disable them simply).

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ZOMBIE Commodore PET lurches out of its 1970s grave – as a FONDLESLAB

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Re: designed for games

"WTF?? Every Amiga I ever used had fast ram as well as chip ram."

So you never used the best selling A500 512K version, all of it ChipRam?

The one game devs had to build against because it was A: more popular, B: so much slower due to RAM contention. And it's wonderfull (NOT!) RAM expansion slot that combined the bus contention of ChipRam with the inaccessibility to the chipset of FastRam! The Amiga where we used the CPU for some graphics tasks because otherwise the clock cycles would just be lost.

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designed for games

The Amiga hardware was in reality designed to be a games super console and some arcade machines shipped based on it. I remember eagerly waiting to get hold of one when first announced. Then Commodore bought the company and (I believe) Jack Tramiel decided to repackage it as a PC, aimed at business use. Because it was now a business device the idiots removed the 'fast ram' that make the design so fast at graphics and seriously harmed it's future as a gaming machine :(

It never really recovered from that downgrade, you could add the missing ram back but it made an already expensive machine too expensive for many before IBM killed the business niche for everyone else.

Might have to dig mine out and fire up some old games.

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Run Windows 10 on your existing PC you say, Microsoft? Hmmm.

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Re: Ha

"Win10 requirements are the same as Win7"

The difference is Win8.1 was the first time Microsoft made an effort to actually reduce Windows footprint, turning a laughable min spec that only applied to a bare install into one that works if you install things and use it in anger. A usable Win7 min spec should have been higher, as my brother discovered the hard way with his unusable Win7 laptop - even after we cleaned all the crapware off it.

So far Win10 looks like it inherited the 8.1 slimline footprint. And the same lack of drivers I was hit by in Win8 ;(

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well I downloaded mine from Microsoft...

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US govt now says 21.5 million people exposed by OPM hack – here's what you need to know

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Re: We can only hope it was the Chinese government that got it

Dropping a few million extracts in hacking forms would cause chaos and the US is not going to go to war with China even if they could prove it. Repeat for a couple of years. Watch the US government make increasingly stupid and freedom destroying choices.

If a government has this and is not one of your allies, you're screwed. You're less screwed of an ally has it... they might use lube.

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We tried using Windows 10 for real work and ... oh, the horror

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Re: That's in in a nut shell

Remember though, windows started as just a gui loaded in DOS. Then it acquired DOS extender features and device drivers but still over DOS. It didn't subsume the OS layer till 95. A better complaint is why the hell an OS needs to be part of a GUI ;)

Or why an internet browser should be hooked so intimately into an OS,

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Re: I can't wait!

An OS exists to support it's users NOT CONTROL THEM.

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Re: So...

The good news is MS seem to having given up breaking Classic Start Menu, which sorts out a good chunk of the vandalism. Haven't tried installing UXStyler on Win10 yet, it fixes some of the missing window chrome (like coloured title bars;), I suspect they will try to block that but fail.

Won't be installing the shipped Win10 till long after both are working, but again I'm forced to rely on 3rd parties to fix Windows problems because MS simply chose different ways to break the UI while lying about fixing it.

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I don't believe Microsoft can afford to break games, part of the ongoing strategy is to migrate gamers on to Win10 as soon as possible, by restricting DX12 to Win10 so they have no choice. Killing existing gaming along the way wrecks that plan. Without it they can forget about tying the XBox, phone and PC ecosystem together and that's why everyone including Microsoft is going through the pain of Win8 then 10.

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The END of WINDOWS EVERYWHERE! Is that really what Nadella wants?

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" At least Ballmer tried to get MS to go forward in the right direction, Nadella has just put MS in reverse gear."

You assume reverse isn't the 'right direction' and confuse Ballmer 'trying to go forward' with Ballmer 'succeeding in going forward'. Quite a lot of us would welcome some genuine reversing, instead of the pretending MS have been doing.

This isn't reversing, it's MS skipping the temporary sideways excursion into WP. If the end goal was Win10 everywhere then WP had no long term future, it would be just another view of Win10. Given the state WP is in heading straight for the unified endgame is almost no risk. What damage can they do to a failed product they have to give away for free?

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Smart Meter biz case still there, insists tragically optimistic UK govt

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Re: I had a cider last week

"Anybody looking to emulate this should satisfy themselves with a 2 litre bottle of Old Rosie...."

I still remember the morning ritual of upending trade jars of Old Rosie to stir the artificial clouding agent back in. I'd advise anyone that actually likes cider to avoid the stuff and order a 20l box of something real, take out a shelf and it will fit comfortably in even a small fridge. It's also a lot more thermal inertia.

Of course you'll have to pre pour to let the heavenly juice warm up to proper 12deg drinking temp ;)

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Chinese takeaway, hold the Google: Xiaomi Mi4 LTE Android

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Not so much fanbois as a demonstration of what Google haters try to forget, most western Android users want the Google experience enough to jump through hoops if deprived of it. The few that don't want it just root and remove Google. That and some blatant ignoring this is a grey import from a region that doesn't feel any need for more than the G Play Store on their phones.

For the professional haters it's probably best to keep quiet, reminding the world that Google has no control over large parts of the Android market doesn't fit the fiction they want to spin ;)

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150,000 angry Redditors demand Chairman Pao's head on a spike

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"so they could find someone who would do what they wanted with the AMA"

Half the issue is whether the mods will cooperate with that. It's not just about the vital organisational aspect, she was what stopped AMA degenerating into a pure PR and/or advertising opportunity. Simple things like making sure the celeb being questioned was the one actually answering the questions.

Redditors are crusty folk not likely to put up with that, readers or mods.

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Windows 10 is due in one month: Will it be ready?

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Re: "for the supported lifetime of the device" £50 tablet?

The network PVR I built last week on top of Win8.1 with Bing seems to think it's authorised for the upgrade... it's also imaged so I can revert if it all goes horribly wrong ;)

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Had the fun (not) updating a cheap Win8.1 with Bing box last weekend. Took a couple of hours before I received *any* progress feedback from update. Then far too long when it started actually installing. And another huge delay when I asked it to clean up after the install.

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Re: "for the supported lifetime of the device"

@dogged: completely ignoring the observation that they remembered to add 'supported' this time. Not 'lifetime' but 'supported lifetime' - they don't have the same meaning.

More honest but most of us assumed they had no intention of Win10 actually having perpetual support on anything or even guaranteed support for the actual life of your OEM licensed device.

Still nothing there guaranteeing all support will be covered by my prepaid licence, not hidden in the store as a paid option.

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