Posts by Your alien overlord - fear me

So about prostitutes...

"a healthy sex life will help employees stay happy and engaged in their work" - they never look happy or have a spring in their step.

But I brought 40 Bitcoins last year for only $250 a coin. It's a bargain for those who thought ahead!!!!

So how long has his current contract got to go and can he just extended it himself because everyone is too afraid to go against him?

I'm suprised Spamhaus (and others) haven't already flagged RCM as a major spammer

With the number of Indians being targetted in America, I'd think the number of applications would naturally reduce.

So when Uber drivers rape their passengers, the police can't 'see' where the bastards currently are based on the app? Probably raping and murdering other passengers.

So isn't Uber aiding and abetting a criminal/interfering with a police investigation?

Are Uber going to appeal against not having a London call center or are they just going to be picky?

"use lubricants", "use condoms". If the dolls are that fussy I'm off to get a real woman.

I want to know want was the command they were supposed to enter and what did they actually enter.

Are these figures just a 'flash in the pan'?

Aren't the US military about to flog their old drones (probably on eBay)? Methinks the FAA better get involved before the paps start flying Predators around Hollywood!!

Got an ex-RAF airfield so he can give the bloody Bosch, er Boche, a good carpetting!!

Tally ho chaps :-)

Screw(s) up

I don't know if I should congratulate the lags or laugh at the screws.

Tosca just wants to be able to survey her domain (and wage slaves) which is tricky if they aren't all coralled into a pen (like pigs to the slaughter). Typical upper management with too much time on their hands.

How can you monitor files for sensitive information being uploaded to Dropbox etc. via their webpages when they use https ?

" thinks the battery endurance is the phone's best feature" - oh dear.

Why not store the photos on Instagram and let the public 'like' suspected criminals. The police can then follow that up. Simples :-)

I think we've Facebook and Twitter to thank for these figures - both major ad-slingers and both have reasonable Android apps. I wonder what the figures would look like without these two !!!!

So, if you want to post a Facebook picture on Twitter, you expect Facebook to provide all the bandwidth? These guys have obviously never been on internet forums where that sort of thing has been blocked for years (decades?).

Hopefully this will end up where it deserves.

Apart from looking very James Bondish, do any of these 'drones for delivery' companies take into account the appalling weather the UK (and probably Europe) gets from autumn to spring? High winds, rain, snow etc. How's the range with a 30 minute flight time when you're fighting a 30 knot head wind?

Didn't anyone tell htem coal was obsolete thanks to Maggie. They should have called themselves Nuclear Intelligent Technology or something.

Why was he in control of their cloud service? Suely it was the CoC credit card used, not his. I certainly do this for my customers.

If he'd served them with a bill, why not just wait for the money?

Is Verison going to cut their internet users bandwidth so AOL/Yahoo! etc is more "with it" and can compete with real web portals?

Move from one crap provider to .... drunroll please ... another crap provider.

It costs the consumers probably £2 billion in their time wasted trying to get a decent service.

The companies, being a cosy-cartel, don't give a fuck about anyone but their shareholders and themselves.

As Bernard Manning was reputed to have said - it's not the size that matters but the weight behind it !!!!

I thought the clickbait headline was that Chrome was found to be malware :-)

Why bother hacking - defence, we have none whilst our nuclear subs are getting new window curtains fitted and foreign policy - suck up to those whose country is building our new war planes.

Prudential Regulation Authority - is that an authority sponsered by the Pru?

If the guy (or girl) using a Surface Pro is asking the coffee shop owner for a receipt, probably a gov't employee of some description. Duct tape over the webcam? Paranoid :-)

Surely if Paypal want equal treatment (to other payment providers), then they should offer equal fees (compared to other payment providers)?

I can see them becoming as welcome as Amex is outside the USA.

Next, puff the magic (sea) dragon !!!!

Extradited to America, 15 years in prison then deported. Why not just put him in a Moldovian prison for 15 years? They are probably not as comfortable as US prisons :-)

It where the tears of the 7 year olds who build them have fallen prior to the paint job.

"making it easy to mishit." - is that just a bad Nintendo Mii figure?

"was terminated because of her failures to meet the requirements of her role" - requirement number 1 - bump up the sales figures - doh!!!!

Plus he had the fittest assistants - not of course that had anything to do with watching the shows :-)

You can take a trainee to a menu, but you can't make them click it :-)

Probably pass it when Trumpton is over here, to give journalists an alternative hate target.

For something this important, I'm suprised they didn't get an EU grant :-)

If a company is a *nix only company, chances of them forking out for a Microsoft program are remote to say the least. The main reaon is cost. Yes, some companies pay for *nix support (and MySQL etc) but alot more don't. Why would these companies suddenly open their wallets?

Smacks of 3D telly - lots of hype, lots of people saying it's the next big thing but when it come down to it, no one wants to pay for it.

"significantly lower levels of tobacco-specific nitrosamines" due to stopping using tobacco based fire sticks and going to a chemical cocktail with unknown long term health concerns.

OK, it's for me. I'm data-mining Bitcoins. Well, these servers won't pay ofor themselves you know !!!!!!

What the courts should be asking is why does the president have this power in the first place? There are democratically elected congressmen/senators who should be asked to vote on measures like this. Dictators just steamroll these kind of rules.

"A board level workaround exists" that involves us paying each other millions as bonuses for not paying attention to Quality Control. The rest of the world can just sit there wondering if their kit will boot tomorrow.

Idris Elba - he's in the running for every other 'main character' so why not Dr Who?