These Two Ronnies repeats are realistic ("It's big, it's black and it's hairy" reference for you youngsters)
184 posts • joined 19 Jun 2009
If only more CEOs fell on their sword so quickly (or gov't ministers).
1. His website is done in such poor English, his message is probably just as bad.
2. Send in Chuck Norris to beat the sh!t out of either sender or recipient and hey presto, you know the message. The only cracking here is of their heads.
I'd be the first to be skeptical that theraputic art works, probably why Sophie joined them in the first place.
detained after getting half a million followers at a rally - whose going to organise a Justin Bieber concert in India?
"during track cycling spring races" - what technique do they use in summer,autumn and winter races?
Is it just paranoid me but Google's code snippet to allow unsecure transmission starts with (the) NSA. Twice.
Didn't the Zuck machine demand people use real names (which annoyed the drag queens amongst others)?
Real names are pretty personal and is data. Ergo....
"dual SIM" or "single SIM and SDCard" , the second slot is dual purpose. This is what most manufacturers do nowadays.
Appollo 11 - never happened, it was a PR stunt. Later ones, juries still out.
Now about doing science experiments on so called moon rock under Planet Earth conditions (gravity,having an atmosphere etc.) is the height of stoopidity. If anything it should be done on the ISS (outside obviously).
As I was saying years ago when Personnel Depts. became Human Resources, we'll soon have Robot Resources, Alien Resources etc.
And what happens when robots want a sick-day, or holidays? Equal pay ? Unions?
tit meet tat (should have a Paris meeting eBay icon methinks)
Why contact PoF when you should be contacting the ad-slingers? They're the ones pushing the scumware at everyone.
Personally I'd call it a 'click-bait' of flaws cos every tech website uses these vulns as, well, click -bait.
"breach of the infidelity website" - do you mean the infidels website? Obviously then, the hack came from ISIS.
Blackberry - all news is good news (cause it can't get any worse) !!
Do iPhone users stay bin the 'Trough of Disillusionment' until they upgrade to a Windows phone and begin their way up the 'Slope of Enlightenment'?
(Yes, that a Budda-ish head icon)
Surely every video on YouTube qualiifies ?
Since their names are already in the public domain why bother hid behind 'John Doe' in court?
EFF and ACLU too busy? Sounds like they're in the pocket of the NSA and the entire US potilical circus. now. Sad day for true free speech.
"It will also open a shop in Berlin in October." - just in time for Oktoberfest, er I mean those scheduled startup meetings.
Remember $1bn is what US presidents spend on getting re-elected so if all presi candidates pay up a $100 m NASA tax it'll be OK.
It's also the cost (approx) of 4 Jumbo jets. So, 4 US airlines cough up and NASA is smiling.
A 'WMD' of flaws - it's enomous, everyone knows about it but the powers that be deny it's existance
nasty - that dust gets everywhere, and I mean *everywhere*
For everyone who complains about how slow it is, find and use Lynx. That'll show you how fast things should be displayed.
What? You want graphics and pretty stuff as well? Hmmm, something about cake and eating it.
Lies, damn lies and statistics.
Did Adam Gowdiak count each individual bug reporter as a seperate entity. i.e. if I found 2 seperate bugs at different times is that 1 customer reported bug accreditation or 2? And how did Davidson count them?
Perhaps they should put it in a database (take your pick, many out there!!!) and do a SQL SUM() on the bugs list?
If it lived it's life underwater then how do the bees pollenate it? These boffins do talk rubbish sometimes or are they going to find the first bee which also lived underwater?
"PIPCU set up a secret list of infringing sites,... , so advertisers couldn’t plausibly claim ignorance "
So if it's a secret list, this means, by definition, it's a secret. So,yes, I do claim ignorance.
Re: That is interesting
He didn't have inside info, he was the one who forced the collapse. If anyone else made money, they were the ones with inside info (from the Soros camp).
Typical office enviroment. Nothing new here.
All CEO's think their place is 'competitive but fair in the marketplace' but since they don't remove their head from their own ar$e, they never see the real workfloor and in particular supervisors fighting to be middle management and middle management doing anything to get to senior management.
Yes, 'Esc'ape from your shackles and rise up my oppressed friends (and other leftie bull).
I knew it. The Illuminati are behind it. And have you noticed Microsoft's logo is a "Window" as in letting in the light. OMG, Microsoft is the Illuminati and really have taken over the world.
Let's start a 'we hate Microsoft' campaign, using our Apple Macs and Android smart phones.
What's wrong with an iApp - there must be a few that are free and all doctor's have iPhones....
Just looking for my iphone in the pockets....
CE = Chinese Export, we should be using EC for European Conformity. It's there in the words. I bet it was those damn garlic slurpers who misplet it and lead to this confusion.
They did that on The Hustle years ago. Good to see the Beeb giving crooks ideas :-)
So why waste your life looking into it then? Oh, the Uni of WA? That'll explain why then. Looking to see when your teniture might end and you get to go somewhere with an atmosphere. Like east Austrailia.
Obviously it's just the cleaner from NASA's stage where they pretend to shoot photos of Mars, the chances of NASA going to Mars are as likely as NASA putting a man on the moon.
Liquid nitrogen for 30 seconds then your choice of explosives, C4 being a rapid explosive would be my personal favorite.
Of course, if a certain tthree letter agency was knocking on your front door, they might ask why you were exploding things, maybe more criminal charges against you as opposed the owner of said hard disk.
'and cannot fly anywhere near airports or large sporting events.'
Time for the FAA to add 'or prisons/police stations' methinks.
How about a quadcopter icon El Reg?
So, if some scammers can find some scum on social media, why can't our/the USA security services do the same and send a Tornado to the appropriate IP address's physical location?
This trash is in place already (in a broad sense) but when Hotmail insists people DKIM and SPF their mail, Hotmail themselves are 'too big' to bother doing it's own outgoing email. Probably processor overhead or sheer arrogance, take your pick, but either way until the big players practice what they preach none of these ideas will ever take off.
You have to remember, as far as their marketing dept. goes, a spam email is an email and they can then boast they handle x trillion emails a day, even though to the real world 99.9 % are spam.
Interesting figures (sarcastic mode:off) - did no one run their Windows 10 alpha/betas then on the internet? There should have been something before July 29 surely?
Err, why did you substitute seaweed for bacon? You don't get 'pigs in a seaweed cover' do you, there's a reason why non-crispy bacon is thin, so you can wrap it around filler stuff.
With this sort of confusion...
"With the head of HR publishing a video titled "Dress code? What dress code?", advice on office clobber vanishing without explanation, and management sending a confidential memo on what not to wear, El Reg can absolutely see why there is confusion on Planet HP"
Hmm, they seem split on dress code. I know, why not split HP in two. That'll sort all their problems.
CNIL have been quite vocal recently - do they have an annual review coming up soon?
Well I'm in but why is it a G+/alpha release, Microsoft let anyone download their alpha release OS without having to sign up with Google.
If you look at the Olympics medal table for hammertoss - last 4 gold winners = women 2 Russian and 2 ex-CCCP, men = 3 ex-CCCP and 1 from Japan.
No wonder the malware does gymnastics to get anything done....
100m long - how's Luke going to battle the dark side with something so unweildly?
Off gases, CO2? Means it's a factory complex.
No, pick me
I've numerous small business clients still on W2003 who won't be moving because of a. cost of new software and b. my bill to move them. If Micro$oft have money to give away it'd certainly help me,er my clients.
Re: But its open source
Wrong fanboi, Google's own apps are closed source, such as Google+ but any competent programmer can reverse engineer it. AOSP is the open source version of Android and it doesn't come with any Google bloatware.