41 posts • joined Friday 19th June 2009 15:17 GMT
Blame it on the NSA
They're the bottleneck, slurping everyone's traffic onto their servers
Can we guess the nationality of the first twat who puts the boned chicken piece in the bread and bites down hard?
Paris - coz a. JAL fly there and b. she likes putting meat in her mouth according to a certain video I've seen
History repeating itself
Back in the '80s, I brought a EuroPC which was a PC in a keyboard. A bit thicker than this one and a 3.5 inch floppy where the touchpad is. But it had a proper keyboard and internally I could add a 1/2 height ISA card - wow, the expansion capabilites were endless !!!
What you fail to understand is
how difficult it is to 'flip 180' in space. Side retro-rockets get fired, you flip 179 degrees and end up in Jupiter instead of Mars.
The way I see it is two rockets on side pods.After 1/2 way to Mars, you have to switch off the engines (good luck in restarting them in the middle of no where), spin them (in sync) 180 on the pods and fire them up (fully in sync to the nano second) and hope you don't wiggle abit, else hello Jupiter.
Not going to happen with current human technology. Best pull out the crashed UFOs from Area 51 and reverse engineer their technology.
to see the lego version.
Come on, it can't be that hard building a plastic bridge which holds Optimus Prime can it ?
I see it now
"Ant" and Dec - in a jungle, making people do stupid things. I wonder if someone is infected and is trying to get all the contestants zombiefied, certainly viewers go brain-numb just watching them.
this is just a fragment of the real meteor which hit, vapourising Martian-kind and itself 50 million years ago. Bit's flew off the low density planet and smahed into ours.
And we all know what happened 50 million years ago....
Twats @ twitter
so, Twitter can't cope with popular people? Just as well I don't start one else Twitter (and probably the whole internet) would collapse under my followers !!!!!!!!
beta testing it since Feb - bugs ironed out as long as people bother to load the correct drivers (same with linux,Mac etc - no/wrong drivers = non-working hardware).
Don't understand making Joe Public wait until September though, it just encourages Volume Licences to make their way onto torrent sites by the weekend.
Great, more spam
Since Google never deal with spammers using Gmail, I assume this is their getout clause for doing nothing because "it never came from us".
Effective incoming anti-spam system but they point blank refuse to block their own customers spamming the rest of the world.
He's moved on
literally. Only a stick man is shown on the tree stump now - stick man/tree stump - geddit ?
Has anyone thought about immigration control
Considering how anal US immigration is, do you send a message from the White Knight asking for permission to enter the US of A - and if they refuse are you stuck in orbit ?
from an evolutionary point of view - you grow up and decrease in size ? Imagine how small you'd be if you made it to old age ?
I think they've got the sperm from some other species (maybe a giant crab) who died nearby these other creatures.
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- Storagebod Oh no, RBS has gone titsup again... but is it JUST BAD LUCK?
- Three offers free US roaming, confirms stealth 4G rollout