76 posts • joined Friday 19th June 2009 15:07 GMT
"Showered with gold".
Heh. I see what you did there.
Re: Forget the broadband, BT please fix the grammar
>>>> surronding <<<<
Re: No kidding?
But really. A minute *behind* the vehicle? Surely you would have shot straight past Sainsburys by then and possibly ended up in the nether regions of Matalan. Have you ever tried a journey of more than 180 seconds from your house using the new fangled technology?
Aren't there valuable metals up there?
'Cos I seem to remember the Swiss doing this before. About 70 years ago. Bits of gold wasn't it ...
'mate-attracting' skin helmet
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
There's your problem ...
"you have got to integrate what you are doing with your internal systems, so your Oracle accounting system, your SAP system. There's a lot of internal integration and interoperability required"
... right there.
You appear, yet again, to be reading/commenting in the wrong publication. This fine journal, in the main, reports on matters relating to IT and the issues affected by such.
You will find there is much other reporting going on which would suit as a vehicle for your brainspurts.
Perhaps if you started here; http://goo.gl/I3f1u and left the rest of us to ponder our HDD supply chain quandary.
MATERIALS: SUPER STRONG, NOT SUPER SIZED
Thin no longer equals frail. We made the MOTOROLA RAZR with KEVLAR® fibre, while Corning® Gorilla® Glass helps the screen stand up to the scratches and scrapes that are bound to happen. Spilt coffee? Caught in the rain? No problem. This phone is protected with a splash-guard coating — even the electrical boards inside.
Please. Just try a little harder.
That is all.
Incontinent moon squirts wetly onto ringed giant
If only that had been 'Incontinent moon squirts wetly onto giant ring', I might have then lost not only my keyboard but my mouse too.
On some Panasonic Freesat TVs, Auto retune does not get the updated
BBC HD channels. You have to set the TV to shipping condition then
switch off then switch on. After retune, the two BBC HD channels appear.
(Thanks to John Beniston for pointing this out.)
If you have any other kind of satellite receiver, you will need to
check that it is capable of receiving a DVB-S2 signal. If it can,
then you can use the following parameters to tune manually into the
Satellite: Astra 2D tp.50
Frequency: 10,847MHz (vertical polarity)
Modulation: DVB-S2, QPSK
Symbol Rate: 23.0
(Thanks to Denis Martindale for digging out this info.)
Bill, don't you mean ...
... Google got it horribly wrong in trying to provide support for the Nexus One
@Robert E A Harvey
Robert dear boy, the picture you have quoted from the Mail is not a depiction of goosing which is a pinch of the buttock.
What appears to be going on is something which goes by many names - a Tony Bologna being one of them.
Oh yes ...
@ amanfromMars 1
Given your bollocks generator has not improved syntactically, grammatically nor in content reference or applicability for some time now, perhaps you could refrain from posting your inanities until your planet-sized brain has made some fundaMental modifications to the Dragon-32 (C42) based software you are utilising.
Either that or just go and scare the Mail readers.
That is all.
It's one additional click to activate the drop-down menu.
Not much of downgrade really now is it?
Now *that* ...
... made me laugh out loud. I almost had a little toilet moment.
There are so many replies bursting out of my head at the moment that I shall have to sit in a darkened room to collect my thoughts and then I may manage to post something of (dubious) value.
Anal ytics - gotta love 'em.
I emailed the Telegraph ...
... in disbelief, and Andrew Hough replied;
Thanks for your email.
Yes as unbelievable as it sounds, that is what his lawyer told the court yesterday. £20k in 3 months?
So c'mon you lot, bollox to IT, we've got shit to shovel!
Judging by your reply one could suggest you've been reading the Sun far too much ...
- On the matter of shooting down Amazon delivery drones with shotguns
- Review Bring Your Own Disks: The Synology DS214 network storage box
- OHM MY GOD! Move over graphene, here comes '100% PERFECT' stanene
- IT MELTDOWN ruins Cyber Monday for RBS, Natwest customers
- Google's new cloud CRUSHES Amazon in RAM battle