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* Posts by Simon 79

11 posts • joined Friday 19th June 2009 12:29 GMT

Simon 79

Oh come on....

So "most" users will exclude the UK where the usual currency conversion of $600 = £600 will prevail.

Simon 79
FAIL

I really don't see the point

Unless you get funky with the camera angles, which will involve seeing less of the court and the game, as AC 15:56 said you need to be behind the baseline or along the edge (as the crowd are). I dont see the point in this apart from a gimmick. Otherwise there are going to be PLENTY of sweeping camera shots past the players and the net etc and they will be putting the ball replays of was it or wasnt it in, shots in 3D. Rubbish...

Simon 79
Stop

With a smile like that...

... he must be telling the truth!

Stop sign because that's what he wasn't saying.

Simon 79
Grenade

Hmmm how long...

...before Apple pulls the plug on this due to the shame facedness of this?

Simon 79

Well the answer is easy!

Why would Offcom formally put out the figures and make them official when they could just be taking back handers off of the lower3Grated mobile operators to NOT publish the data and give hard evidence for the poor schmo who cant get 3G data so they can cancel their contract?

The lower3Grated mobile operators would rather someone blindly buys their contract instead of being informed enough to make the best decision.

Conspiracy Theories FTW.

Simon 79
WTF?

WTF is a "develooper"

Nice advert.... not sure I meet the requirements though - my moobs may only be a B cup.

Urgh... mental floss needed...

Simon 79
FAIL

Oh the memories!!

I used to manage an independant PC Repair/Sales shop and we had a "Wall of Fame" for things like this. I wish I had taken digital copies of the photos now. The worst one I had would rival and probably beat all of these. A bloke brought his PC in, he was raspy and had trouble breathing, I found out to smoking problems. When I opened up the pc the smell was pure horrible, old tobacco and dog. Apparently his couple of dogs liked lying next to the PC whilst cos it was warm.... honestly inch thick hair congealed and fused with sticky tobacco smoke... I almost threw up - should have done it in the case, made it look prettier.

Simon 79
Coffee/keyboard

Brilliant!

I don't care if its viral marketing but its made me laugh! Love the badge.

Yes I agree that it was very well put together and I don't know many household webcams that do that good picture/sound (but that may just be me)

Coffee splattered keyboard cos of that badge...

Simon 79
Pint

@Rtrdo - well....

... come on admit it... you weren't REALLY watching the tennis were you...

Simon 79
FAIL

What about Joust??!?

Or even Chucky Egg...

Now the Joust one could be fun - then again it would probably come out something like a Knights Tale but without Heath Ledger....

Simon 79
Thumb Up

RE: I'm a little teapot, short and stout...

You, my dear chum, owe me a new keyboard... luckily the monitor escaped the most of my nostril administered latte...