* Posts by deadlockvictim

1393 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Jun 2009

Microsoft? Oh it's just another partnership, insists GitHub CEO

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Dear Mr. Friedman

Denial is not a river in Africa.

WikiLeaks boss Assange acted as a foreign spy, Uncle Sam exclaims in fresh rap sheet

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Re: These new indictments could help Assange ...

The Swiss government are too scared (not to mention loath )to take him. They Swiss government come down very heavily on whistleblowers. There was panic in the corridors of power in Bern some years' ago when it was suggested that Edward Snowden be given political asylum.

One of the Swiss government was summonsed to Washington D.C. some weeks' back and he is hopeful of obtaining a free-trade treaty from the U.S. president. The party of the aformentioned Swiss minister has its base in the Swiss countryside, is against anything that reeks of Socialism and is very cosy with Big Business. This should put his political outlook into perspective. This party have also been exposed to demagogues long before Agent Orange ever rose to political prominence.

If Assange™ goes to Switzerland, it will be as a part of an onward journey to the Land of the Free™.

Microsoft Windows 10 'Burger King' build 1903: Have it your way... and it may still leave a nasty taste in your mouth

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Re: It's suppposed to be an OS, not a fulll time job

Well then, have one machine with Linux on it (Ubuntu is nice and friendly) that is Internet ready and one machine with Windows 10 on it that has *no* Internet connection. You can transfer files via a network or via sneakernet, but as long as your Win10 box is kept off the Internet, you will have none of these problems and there is a lot that you may be able to deactivate/uninstall to boot.

Lyft, Uber drivers boost app surge prices by turning off, tuning out – and cashing in

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Article: Uber did not immediately respond. Lyft said attempted manipulation represents grounds for banning drivers from its platform.

It is we who cream off the profits from your hard work. It is COMMUNISM!!!!!!!!! (to channel Bombastic Bob) when the little people work together and benefit from their betters.

Remember the Trickle-Down-Effect. You will all be rewarded in the end. Sometime. In the future.

Tangled in .NET: Will 5.0 really unify Microsoft's development stack?

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Re: With apologies to Tolkein

Tolkien.

Apologies accepted.

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Wasm

Maybe it just me, but the thought of generating wasm all day makes me feel as if I need to take a shower.

Prez Trump's trade war reshapes electronics supply chains as China production slows

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Re: Allow me to remind you

LDC: but it's exactly people like Trump & C. only interested in maximizing their profits at the expense of everybody else

A recent investigation into the president’s taxes found that his businesses lost over $1 billion from 1985 to 1995, suggesting he lost more money in those years than nearly any other U.S. taxpayer. Trump & profits don't always go hand-in-hand.

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Of course not

Jemma: PS: for the millionth time Inbredistan, glyphosate does *not* cause cancer. If it did my dad and everyone he worked with since 1977 would be dead, especially the guy who used to drink the concentrate as a joke (who would now be 85 and is living in Ireland), and my brother and I would be riddled with it. $1 billion compensation for something that didn't happen..

Of course it doesn't. Sure, didn't my granda smoke 20 a day and it was his heart that did him in. I never did think that smoking caused cancer.

Guess what shrinks when it gets cold and then you shake it around a little? The Moon. We're talking about the Moon

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Re: Overstatement

I stand corrected.

Thanks for this link.

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Re: Overstatement

I thought that the moon was a solid ball of rock and that its magma and core had solidfied aeons ago. If that's the case, how can it be tectonically active?

Is the report suggesting that the opposite is, in fact, the case? That there are molten layers beneath the crust causing the crust to shift?

Get in line, USA: Sweden reopens Assange rape allegations probe

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Best outcome for Assange™

Am I right in thinking that the least harsh realistic outcome for He-who-Wikileaks is a rape conviction in Sweden and the obligation to remain there as a guest of His Majesty?

Airbnb host thrown in the clink after guest finds hidden camera inside Wi-Fi router

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Re: Detecting hidden cameras?

Unplug the wifi-router in your room, if you can?

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Pornhub

What we need now is a search function in Pornhub to find the room offered in AirBnB.

Google jumps the shark from search results to your camera: Nest Hub, Pixels, and more from ad giant's coder confab

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Re: A ticket buying bot?

There is a very simple solution for Ticketmaster: put the name of the person (maybe age and sex too) who attending the concert on the ticket. Only the person who owns the credit card can change the name on a ticket and 3 changes allowed per year.

Of course, if Ticketmaster is already a part of the touting problem (SiteWave, I'm looking at you), then this won't make too much sense for them, which is probably why they haven't implemented it yet.

IT bod who does a bit of everything: You might want to specialise if that pay rise proves elusive

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Re: Full stack developer +41% offers, +4.3% salary

A Full-Stack developer is a programmer who thinks that the defaults in Entity Framework are OK. Every text field is NVARCHAR(MAX), every date field is DATETIME2(7), every numerical field is INT and there are GUIDS & ROWEVERSIONs scattered everywhere.

Making a database is a developer's job. DBAs are such drama-queens.

Microsoft slaps the Edge name on SQL, unveils the HoloLens 2 Development Edition

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Re: Yay, Ilya is back!

Ilya Geller: AI came from my theory of Internal Relations, which insists that there is no knowledge, and that Pythagorean theorem is wrong (there are no straight lines and right angles, they are abstractions - show me one please?)

Do you, then, reject the Pythagorean Theorem and all of its works?

What is this please ___________________________________ ?(it can't be a straight line, so what is it?)

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Re: Yay, Ilya is back!

Ilya Geller: AI ideologically opposes SQL, it does not use tables and comes from Biblical monotheism.

SQL comes from mathematics, fundamentally set theory but also multi-set theory. There are some vendor extensions that break from set-theory.

Please do explain how AI comes from Biblical monotheism. I am interested to learn.

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Yay, Ilya is back!

And he has not disappointed either: SQL is ideologically bankrupt.

I'd never have thought of putting Capitalism, Communism, Fascism and SQL in the same sentence, but there you are, this is the genius of Ilya Geller.

I can't tell if he is a prophet or a madman.

Great disturbance in the Force as Star Wars' 'big walking carpet' is laid to rest

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Star Wars Holiday Special Cinema Release

This seems as good a time as any for a full-screen, cinema release of the rare and unforgetable 'Star Wars Holiday Special'.

Or should one not speak ill of the dead?

Apple iPhone sales down by double digits, Mac sales knifed by Intel CPU 'constraints'

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How about this for an idea...

Hi Tim,

Now that Apple is richer than Croesus, why don't put some of that stash of money to good use? You could build infrastructure in Africa and start making it a place that people would like to come to live in (or stay in) rather than a place that people want to either pillage and/or leave?

Andrew Carnegie went some way towards redeeming the awful life he inflicted upon his workers and competitors with his philanthropic work afterwards. Or do I not understand how Capitalism works? Is it all about winners & losers? Apple has won and so now there is nothing left to do?

Or if you can only think in a profit-oriented manner, how about laying fibre-optic cable across America? It would be an act that would be akin to building the railroads. From what I gather, in a good many parts of the land of the Free, you are lucky if you even have access to good quality broadband, let alone broadband that is affordable.

Or are crazy ideas not a part of Apple's DNA?

Just some thoughts

Internet industry freaks out over proposed unlimited price hikes on .org domain names

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Greed is Good

In the Land of the Free, not the Land of the Freebie.

Mything the point: The AI renaissance is simply expensive hardware and PR thrown at an old idea

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Swiss Humour

By AI, do you mean the half-canton [1] Appenzell Inner-Rhodes?

[1] A half-canton is to a canton as a half-a-bee is to a bee, do you see?

VP Mike Pence: I want Americans back on the Moon by 2024 (or before the Chinese get there)

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Could be a clever ploy

If Mike pence has presidential ambitions and hopes to attract the non-Infowars' vote, he will be seen as the less bad option in contrast to Donald Trump. It does look like presidential posturing to me.

Spyware sneaks into 'million-ish' Asus PCs via poisoned software updates, says Kaspersky

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Re: Modern times

Let me guess, 25 years' ago was 1994, you have a top-of-the-line Powermac 8100/80 running System 7.1.2?

Facebook's at it again: Internal emails show it knew about Cambridge Analytica abuse 'months' before news broke

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capitalism

El Reg hack» The truth is that Facebook is a train wreck with executives encouraged to do whatever they wanted in order to secure Facebook's position in the digital economy and bring in revenue, regardless of laws or ethics or morals or anything else.

But this is capitalism. Why are we surprised? All that matters is shareholder value.

Chap joins elite support team, solves what no one else can. Is he invited back? Is he f**k

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Re: I keep filtering this story through the BOFH's eyes

Nitric acid, surely, would be a lot better?

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More likely...

The A-Team had learned that people accepted whatever they said and this let them become lazy. Why bother fix something when it seems to require a modicum of work and they can get away with doing nothing?

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Re: Unfortunately predicable

WG» Don't show up the 'experts' is in the same class as don't tell the manglement they are wrong.

For those young enough not to have realised it, the advice given by the A-team was a red flag. Once you hear this from the (ahem) best, you know you have to move on to a new job very quickly.

If you have a skillset that is in demand though, it can be fun to ruffle feathers like this. Needless to say, nothing will happen to the blue-eyed boys.

Capita: B is for Brexit, C is for cutting costs. Stock exchange: Yay! You guys are awesome

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Re: It needs to stop

Brenda McViking» This is proper capitalism - great big behemoths that deliver utter shite to their customers, are badly run and providing crap service go bust

You mean like Capita & IBM?

You miss Margaret Thatcher, don't you? She made Britain Great Again.

p.s. re: "bring it back into pubic ownership", it's already being run by a bunch of pricks, do you think this will make a difference?

What today links Gmail, Google Drive, YouTube, Facebook, Instagram – apart from being run by monopolistic personal data harvesters?

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Re: Twitter down?

A better metaphor for the Cloud is what happens when it comes down to earth, you get fog.

And when conditions are very foggy, you can't see where you are going and sometimes you have to stay put.

No guns or lockpicks needed to nick modern cars if they're fitted with hackable 'smart' alarms

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Zombie cars

I wonder how far off we are from driverless cars, namely cars whose systems have been hacked and are at the mercy of someone not inside the car? They'd be indispensable in robbing banks, hit-jobs and the like.

Or do all of these cars still need a meatbag present to press the accelerator?

Hipster whines at tech mag for using his pic to imply hipsters look the same, discovers pic was of an entirely different hipster

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Re: Why anti-conformists always end up looking the same

To get something approximating the correct Irish spelling you need a lot of what look like superfluous vowels, gs and hs. Take 'Dunleary' as a good example, it's 'Dun Laoghaire' on the maps. 'Finlay' becomes 'Fionn Aighile' or something along those lines

If said Finlay is in Irish girls' primary school, it will become 'Siobhan' or possibly 'Sile'.

If it is to be written out by civil servants, it will become 'Finlay', as in 'Bothar Finlay'. The metropolis of Bray has a nice old name in Irish ['Briogh Chulainn' — Hostel of Culainn] and the lot in charge of the Irish railways turned it into 'Bre', so anyone, really, can write modern Irish. Just take the English word and bastardise it. It's what those who run Ireland do.

Apologies for the lack of fadas (accents), I wasn't arsed to look up the respective ASCII codes.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall: Peak smartphone hits Apple, Samsung the worst

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Oh dear

Title says it all really.

Cut open a tauntaun, this JEDI is frozen! US court halts lawsuit over biggest military cloud deal since the Death Star

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Re: Blakes 7

If we are to going to mix metaphors, could we at least hold the court in a quarry in south Wales please?

Return of the audio format wars and other money-making scams

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Zune

I expect, in a weird twist of fate, that they will be more valuable than iPods in the decades to come.

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Re: New phrase. Thank you.

My toddler is disruptive. I can't say that anyone is better off for her screams and loud protestations that it isn't fair. She was never going to get a second ice-cream. In retrospect, I shouldn't have given her the first one in the first place.

Metaphor for Silicon Valley perhaps?

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Magneto-optical disks

What ultimately pissed me off about minidiscs was the limitation of 3 digital recordings pro disk.

Magneto-optical disks were around for many years before the mini-disc and they looked quite similar. A coincidence, I wonder?

Roses are red, this is sublime: We fed OpenAI's latest chat bot a classic Reg headline

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El Reg Headlines

Flak for Slack chaps in yak app hack flap: User database whacked

El Reg Headlines are often poetry and require an understanding of humour and much deeper language skills.

I'm not surprised that the poor AI engine needed a Solpadeine and a lie-down. You were asking it to get meta.

Maybe a Gumby brothers icon ("My brain hurts! my brain hurts!").

YouTube clip for those who have temporarily forgotten it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7AihnLbw1E

Fun fact: GPS uses 10 bits to store the week. That means it runs out... oh heck – April 6, 2019

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Re: Wasn't this handled last time?

This is OTT for the "First GPS Millenium", but...

You are correct. Sorry for highjacking the thread.

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Re: Wasn't this handled last time?

Martin Gregorie: Tokyo was heavily firebombed in WW2 — Those who win wars decide what are war-crimes are.

Operation Meetinghouse had 100,000 people killed in one evening. Although the Americans were trying to bring the war in Japan to a speedy end, they ended up showing the world that they were as good as the Japanese in Nanking when it came to mass slaughter.

US lawmakers furious (again) as mobile networks caught (again) selling your emergency location data to bounty hunters (again)

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Why are you so surprised? Ajit Pai is serving his constituents very well.

I don't see why ye Americans are so angry, a majority of ye, no, a majority of the electoral colleges voted Republican and this is what Republicans do. This is democracy, American-style. Why are you so surprised? Ajit Pai is serving his constituents very well.

Apple hands keys for retail to HR boss amid flagging iPhone sales

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That's just marketing speak for 'They have a job and we are paying them.'

Of course, if you think of them emulating Steven Paul Jobs, then the passion that they are exuding in every interaction takes on a whole new light. I would pay to go and watch Apple retail teams treat addi.. customers the way SJ treated people.

Grumble Pai: FCC boss told by House Dems to try the novel concept of putting US folks first, big biz second

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Re: I doubt Pai is smart enough ...

Pai is a Repiblican appointee rather than a friend of Agent Orange, isn't he? I suspect that if the Republicans can hold the Presidency but with another incumbent, A. Pai will stay where he is.

El Reg talks to PornHub sister biz AgeID – and an indie pornographer – about age verification

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Re: Google

I thought that too. 2001 was only a few years' ago!

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Google

I'm surprised that Google hasn't started offering this service yet to por..., sites that require age-verification. They know all of our ages anyway and they get more info (than they already have, or not, as the case may be) on what porn we like to look at.

The credit card companies could charge 5c (or, in the U.K. 5p) per Age-Verification Check and then all you would need is a good excuse for the Other Half when the credit card bill comes in.

Should the super-rich pay 70% tax rate above $10m? Here's Michael Dell's hot take for Davos

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*MARXISM* *FAILS* *EVERY* *TIME* *IT* *IS* *TRIED*

Could we have a 'frothing at the mouth' icon please?

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Re: Faulty misspelling

I said that your misspelling was wrong. I meant the double-negative in the sense of negation rather than that of intensity.

Your initial post stood out on the grounds that you spelled the word 'grammar' correctly.

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Faulty misspelling

Ma'am, you have misspellt the word 'grammar' wrongly. We can't have that. Couldn't you have at least put in a few misplaced commas [1] to make it look authentic? I despair about the youth of today etc. etc.

[1] e.g. commas'

Q. What do you call an IT admin for 20-plus young children? A. A teacher

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Tell me about it

Poor teachers and poor children. Neither know yet that many of the online services are bad for them in the long run. They think that Whatsapp, facebook and Google are wonderful and that the children should be expsoed to them.

Smoking was cool & fun and not at all bad for you until about 50 years' ago. Then the spoilsports and busybodies came and ruined it all. And so it is with paranoid parents who complain to teachers that they don't warn their pupils about the dangers of Whatsapp, facebook and Google. Although I do note that the schools where smartphones are banned are popular with parents in Silicon Valley.

Gartner: Global trade and politics sure look interesting. Yep. Oh, BTW, world+dog will still spend more on IT in 2019

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Past results rather than future performance

Would you instead do a report card on how successful (or not) Gartner's predictions from one year ago were, please?

It would allow for a more accurate judgement of how good Gartner's predictive power is.