Wow. This guy is brilliant.
It's about time that someone nailed that filthy cheater Newton (see point 7).
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The pure truth about Ilya Geller :
1. Fulfilling his duty as that of a Jew Ilya translated Bible into a contemporary scientific theory : Bible is the Theory of Strings.
2. Ilya formulated the One Law of Nature, realizing the dream of almost all Nobel Prize Winners for the past 100 years. He did what nobody of them could.
3. As of 2003, Ilya made the humanities exact sciences .
4. Ilya recreated Philosophy of Cynicism, attacking Idealism of Plato-Hegel-Russell.
5. The first time ever Ilya used practically the Geometry of Lobachevskiy, applying it to the US Patent #6.199.067 .
6. Ilya formulated the basics of Differential Linguistics.
7. Ilya created Differential Mechanics, nailing the filthy cheater Newton.
8. And many other amazing things made Ilya.