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The eagle has been grounded: Dutch anti-drone squadron retired

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I've a solution

Mandate that UAVs either look like, or wear, little cyclists helmets, and then let loose a population of Australian Magpies. You'll have clear skies in no time.

SpaceX to try reusing both rocket and spacecraft for historic ISS mission

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Re: Coming soon?

I think the Official Euphemism "flight proven" is amusing enough itself.

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Re: What?

Oh of course. He must have been making an omelette.

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Re: SpaceX has discerning taste

They once blew up some of Heston's food too.

Tired of despairing of Trump and Brexit? Why not despair about YouTube stars instead?

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Facepalm

Re: Despair over Brexit and Trump?

Two con jobs. The best things to happen in 2016.

Okay then!

Lap-slabtop-mobes with Snapdragon Arm CPUs running Windows 10: We had a quick gander

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Is the only "smartphone" feature here the SIM slot?

That's been available in laptops and tablets for years...

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"Three in one" because they combine a laptop, a tablet, and smartphone-like connectivity in one.

ASUS did this (more or less) with Android on some of its Padfone products. A smartphone with a dumb tablet "skin" that could then be attached to a keyboard.

The concept was abandoned years ago, but at least a Windows laptop is useful.

nbn™ chair Ziggy Switkowski says HFC remediation mess is business as usual

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Oh right, no worries!

Huawei Mate 10 Pro: The unfashionable estate car wants to go to town

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Re: Close but no cigar .....

I don't know where in the chain the problem is, but listening to music from my phone over a bluetooth connection on my car stereo is a terrible experience. It sounds awful compared to the same files read directly by the stereo from a USB flash drive.

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Stop

1.6/27 ASPH

That lens doesn't look like it's >17mm across.

SEC's cyber-cops cyber-file cyber-first cyber-fraud cyber-charges

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Facepalm

...all the way down...

I'd like to see an ICO that isn't a scam.

As the singularity approaches, neural network pens black metal album

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Gimp

"Coditany of Timeness is by no means unlistenable"

Then it's not tr00 black metal!

\m/ -_- \m/

The gimp mask is a bit more Manowar (or, perhaps, Cradle of Filth...) than Immortal, but it'll have to do.

Voyager 1 fires thrusters last used in 1980 – and they worked!

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Re: 17.46km/HOUR???

But they can hear over the radio if you have the runs.

Apollo 8?

Hardly anyone uses Australia's My Health Record service

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Re: Why would you want to give the government your medical data?

It's a necessary tool for a government that provides healthcare to its citizens.

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Meh

Perhaps they could conduct a survey by sending everyone a letter...

Russian rocket snafu may have just violently dismantled 19 satellites

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Boffin

Re: Oversimplifying the simple.

"Instead, it fell back to Earth, possibly still carrying its payload, and was destroyed by air friction, with the debris falling safely into the sea, we're told."

As a red-blooded Reg reader it would be remiss of me not to also point out that on re-entry from orbit, the heat and mechanical stresses come largely from compression of the air in front of the object rather than friction.

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Early suggestions are that the Soyuz rocket performed its job and a flight control programming error in the Fregat upper stage (which is used with multiple launch systems) is likely to blame.

https://spaceflightnow.com/2017/11/28/russian-weather-satellite-and-18-secondary-payloads-feared-lost/

Pokémon GO caused hundreds of deaths, increased crashes

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Re: Presumably, Danny 14 ...

let's ban ROCKS, too, while we're at it - because some border patrol agents were recently killed by ROCKS...

and we'll ban knives, and cars, and airplanes, and ...

...all of the things that are well known for their being designed to kill people?

Oh wait.

Bitcoin outfit 'Tether' reveals US$31m BitBuck BitHeist

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Re: Tether is not Bitcoin

Tether claims that "USDT" is pegged to the USD, except there's no guarantee that they'll redeem USDTs for USDs.

It's going to be fun watching this one crash to the ground.

New UK aircraft carrier to be commissioned on Pearl Harbor anniversary

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Re: Rule the waves?

Downunder, our defence procurement agency has the unofficial motto Delivering yesterday's technology, tomorrow. Sounds like you've got a similar affliction?

Dick move: Navy flyboy flings firmament phallus for flabbergasted folk

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Facepalm

Err...

'The actions of this aircrew are wholly unacceptable and antithetical to Navy core values,' said a statement issued by the NAS Whidbey Island airbase.

Penises are antithetical to Navy core values?

Parity's $280m Ethereum wallet freeze was no accident: It was a hack, claims angry upstart

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Facepalm

contacting law enforcement agencies may be the right next step

Almost the definition of irony.

Firefox 57: Good news? It's nippy. Bad news? It'll also trash your add-ons

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"It'll also trash your add-ons"

How many times is that now?

UK Home Sec thinks a Minority Report-style AI will prevent people posting bad things

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WTF?

"as the external world becomes more animate"

WTF does that even mean?

Brace yourselves, fanboys. Winter is coming. And the iPhone X can't handle the cold

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Unhappy

Wait...

Winter is coming? You mean summer is cancelled?!

User asked help desk to debug a Post-it Note that survived a reboot

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Is this a test of our credulity?

Well?

Metal 3D printing at 100 times the speed and a twentieth of the cost

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Headmaster

The final printed part is then first placed in a "debind" fluid that breaks down the wax and most of the plastic before being placed into a furnace where the rest of the binding agent (which has a boiling point of just below the metal) is burnt off, leaving just the metal.

Presumably the binding agent's boiling point is just below the metal's melting point, not its boiling point...

Astronomers find bizarre 'zombie supernova' that just won't die

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Re: More than one sun ?

I think it would be an incredible coincidence for a stable multi-star system to form in the first place, and then after potentially hundreds of millions of years, for them to all go off within a few decades.

I don't know how close an ageing star would have to be to a supernova to be "set off" by the shockwave, or if that's even possible, but it also seems pretty implausible...

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Re: Antimatter supernova

Pulsational pair instability was my first thought from a reading of the article, until I got to its mass. They're definitely right about the need to revisit that theory if it turns out to be the case, since this one is much smaller than the agreed lower mass limit for that type of supernova.

I particularly like the fact that pair instability supernovae leave no remnant, generating enough energy to completely disrupt the star. Returning all of a star's material to the universe in that way feels less wasteful than leaving behind a degenerate object like a neutron star or black hole.

Telstra drops nbn™ in it as it wears compo for broadband speed ads

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Re: NBN should remove speed tiers on FTTN & FTTB

iiNet operates a VDSL2 network on which it operates two pricing tiers, best effort ("up to" 80 Mb/s) and 30 Mb/s.

Something similar to that would be reasonable, I think.

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Devil

Absolutely Beautiful

"it is not possible to accurately determine what speed the NBN can deliver to a customer prior to connection"

Those poor dears. Telstra can swivel. How do they like the shoe being on the other foot?

Parity calamity! Wallet code bug destroys $280m in Ethereum

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Coffee/keyboard

Cryptocurrency

Teaching libertarians why we have financial regulation since 2009.

Birds are pecking apart Australia's national broadband network

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Re: A culling program

Do Aussies want to stoop down to that historical madness?

We did have a go at the emus once...

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Mushroom

Re: A culling program

Oh I know! They fly in flocks over my house at the crack of dawn. It sounds like the world's ending.

Cull them all.

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A culling program

It's the only thing for it.

Tesla hits Model 3 production speed bumps, slides to loss

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Re: 100 MW of batteries

It has a capacity of 130 MWh and will deliver 100 MW peak

Woeful NBN services attract ACCC's attention

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It seems to be one of the things it's about.

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Yes well if people insist on signing up with the cheapest, nastiest ISP they can find (e.g. DODO) of course they're going to run into trouble.

Hells door-bells! Ring pieces paralyzed in horror during Halloween trick-or-treat rush

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Re: Well done, IoT wanksters...

A doorbell that doesn't work because a server 20,000 km away has gone TITSUP?

What a time to be alive.

Backup bods Datto to merge with Autotask in suits' shopping spree

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That's not a Datto

This is a Datto.

Jeff Bezos fires off a blue dart, singes Elon Musk and SpaceX

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Facepalm

Re: Building a factory in 'bama will also have helped no end.

"...Why would they want to build a factory in a former US president?

...

Oh, right! Huntsville."

Boffins trapped antiprotons for days, still can't say why they survived the Big Bang

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Re: Holding them for days at a time is impressive, given Neutrons last < 15 mins outside an atom

While true that free neutrons have a mean lifetime of about 15 minutes, this experiment was conducted on confined anti-protons. I'm not sure where the neutrons are supposed to come into it?

Telstra said its 7-incher was really an 11-incher, left customers frustrated, unsatisfied

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Par for the course

One wonders whether Telstra would survive if it couldn't falsely advertise something.

Yes, British F-35 engines must be sent to Turkey for overhaul

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Coat

"The problem here is the different parts of the aircraft become supersonic at different times..."

Can someone explain this to me? As I think he's talking shite.

He's saying the F-35 is an helicopter

Raspberry Pi burning up? Microsoft's recipe can save it and AI

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"Egg frying"?!

Have you tried to "fry" an egg at just 85°C?

NYC cops say they can't reveal figures on cash seized from people – the database is too shoddy

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Re: encryption

Who's moving towards digital currencies?

No, the FCC can't shut down TV stations just because Donald Trump is mad at the news

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Boffin

Re: Actually

If Trump wants the media to stop repeating the ridiculous things he says, he just needs to stop saying ridiculous things.

Icon because it does seem to be rocket surgery.

Elon Musk says Harry Potter and Bob the Builder will get SpaceX flying to Mars

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Re: I am now sat at work humming

There is even a modern CGI version of Thunderbirds, although the idea was the original creator's.

However, if they do a CGI version of The Trap Door...

Western Dig's MAMR is so phat, it'll store 100TB on a hard drive by 2032

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Re: Microwaves? :-/

What they didn't say is that microwaves in metal things is absolutely fine!