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MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF CARS: SpaceX parks a Tesla in orbit (just don't mention the barge)

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Boffin

Re: Can't sell it, the battery's old and tired.

Sending it into the Sun would have been easier than Mars, work with the gravity well, not against.

The sun is the most difficult body in the solar system to get to, because you need to cancel out all of the orbital velocity that you already have by virtue of launching from Earth.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delta-v_budget

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If you think that's bad, go back and watch the video of their first successful landing...

T-Mobile US let hackers nick my phone number, drain my crypto-wallets, cries man who lost $20k

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FAIL

Be Your Own Bank!

Whoops, and now it's all gone.

A Hughes failure: Flat Earther rocketeer can't get it up yet again

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Re: Although...

This guy does not seems like he is trying to learn something.

He's a flat-earther...

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Mushroom

Free ride available

Perhaps he could ask SpaceX nicely to hitch a ride on the maiden flight of Falcon Heavy, which is (hopefully) being tested on 6/2/18: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbSwFU6tY1c

Exoplanets from another galaxy spotted – take that, Kepler fatigue!

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Facepalm

Re: Incoming pendant

Muphry's Law in action.

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Headmaster

Incoming pendant

3.8 billion light years away, or one-third of the distance across the observable universe

Due to the expansion of space, the observable universe is 93 billion light years across, so that's ~4% rather than a third.

This is certainly not to detract from the impressiveness of the observation, however.

The blockchain era is here but big biz, like most folk, hasn't a clue what to do with it

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Re: Am I the only one who doesn't really have a clue what blockchain is?

That's an awful lot of juice. Should that be suffixed with "Probably" ?

Possibly. It's a difficult estimate to make, but this is the source of that estimate: https://digiconomist.net/bitcoin-energy-consumption

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Re: Am I the only one who doesn't really have a clue what blockchain is?

What's the most inefficient and slow database you can think of?

A blockchain is worse than that by several orders of magnitude. Currently, a single bitcoin transaction is estimated to consume as much energy as 15 average American households do in 24 hours.

Which is how smart contracts work.

Or don't, as it turns out, because it's impossible to write 100% flawless code.

To hack Australia and learn its secrets, buy second-hand furniture

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Timeout everyone. Y'all know that Musk's $500 'flamethrower' is literally a Boring blowtorch?

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WTF?

Hmm

This "Elon Musk" is beginning to confuse me.

Blockchain bros' London powwow: Regulation, education, oversaturation

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Investment

The "blockchain" concept as we know it from bitcoin is now in its tenth year.

More than a billion dollars worth of venture capital has been consumed, with nothing functional to show for it.

Stop us if you've heard this one before: Tokyo crypto-cash exchange 'hacked' for half a billion bucks

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Re: What unpleasant memories?

I heard a story tonight of a friend of a friend who remembered they had a handful of bitcoins from the early days when they were worth dollars each, and sold them at December's high.

Lucky boy. I think the "I forgot about them" aspect is the key to the good fortune here.

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Re: What unpleasant memories?

Nonetheless, I can't help thinking much of the crypto schadenfreude here is from those who (repeatedly) missed the chance to pay of their mortgages by risking only a few tens/hundreds/thousands of quids.

Hindsight's a wonderful thing, but you don't gamble with hindsight.

What are the odds that if you had some bitcoins that you'd mined (or bought to buy drugs) in 2010 that you still have them today, as opposed to either losing them or cashing out when it hit $100?

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Re: Just VOID the Crypto numbers and redo them

The point of cryptocurrencies is that they're decentralised and trustless, i.e. there is no governing authority. Almost by definition, whoever controls a wallet's private key owns the coins it contains.

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Re: I wonder how many of these are inside jobs?

My bet is that the vast majority of these are either inside jobs or outright exit scams.

User stepped on mouse, complained pedal wasn’t making PC go faster

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My mother once called me up to ask how to format a CD-R.

The logic was there. If you've just transitioned from floppy discs, how would you know?

Pope wants journalism like the Catholic church wants child sex abuse probes: Slow, aimless...

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FAIL

Re: It's been a while

I also find the Christian Persecution Complex particularly interesting.

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Facepalm

Re: It's been a while

I like the way that mere factual reporting of religion generates such outrage.

Cyber-coin crackdown continues: Commission charges couple crypto-currency company chiefs concerning 'conned' customers

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Re: Aren't all Crypto Currencies

No, that is just something spouted by those envious of those that got in early, got out at the right time and paid off the mortgage...

So... just like a traditional Ponzi scheme.

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Re: Aren't all Crypto Currencies

Technically, no, but they certainly appear and behave very similarly.

Blockchain rebrand sends Stapleton Capital's shares soaring

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That it is, but for the moment it is also hilarious

US govt shutdown lobs spanner in SpaceX's Falcon Heavy launch

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Re: Slightly Offtopic

The American Way™

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Re: Long live marketing

It's worth pointing out that Falcon Heavy isn't just designed for LEO.

Neither was Saturn V...

Saturn V could carry 140 tons, but couldn't carry it very far.

Both being LEO figures, Saturn V could lift 140 tonnes precisely as far as Falcon Heavy is designed to lift 64 tonnes.

New Zealand joins the Space Race

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Unhappy

What Great Barrier Reef?

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Headmaster

What happened to four?

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Mushroom

Re: Splash down target - Canberra

Bugger off. Bomb their electorate offices.

Why do you want to punish us Canberrans when it was you idiots who elected the bastards in the first place? All we did was try to keep the country running.

'The capacitors exploded, showering the lab in flaming confetti'

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Re: Isolation

And don't give your undergrads your most important and irreplaceable piece of office equipment for use as a "prototyping" tool!

Crypto-cash exchange BitConnect pulls plug amid Bitcoin bloodbath

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Re: HODL = Hold On for Dear Life

A backronym; it was originally a typo.

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Re: Hodl o-on loosely...

It's been around for a few years.

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Play stupid games...

...you know the rest.

Airbus warns it could quit A380 production

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Re: Poor choice of words..gives Emirates the opportunity to squeeze the hell out of Airbus.

Boeing looked at the market when Airbus was designing the A-380 and said ...NAH

My understanding is that it wasn't because the concept was flawed; it was that the market wasn't big enough for a second option.

Ford giving electric car investment a jolt to the tune of $11bn

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I'd really like a fusion electric!

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WTF?

Re: Give me range...

Performance is better than an F1 car

Err...

Meltdown/Spectre fixes made AWS CPUs cry, says SolarWinds

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Kafka? Cassandra?

I think these guys are pessimists.

Transport pundit Christian Wolmar on why the driverless car is on a 'road to nowhere'

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Terminator

Re: They will never work in an urban environment.

How is an automated car ever going to get through a housing estate, with kids jumping out in front of them, playing chicken and just being annoying?

Machine guns behind the headlights.

Up, up and a-weigh! Boeing flies cargo drone with 225kg payload

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Terminator

With that payload capacity it could drop pianos.

Q: How do you get YouTube to stop funneling ads to your vids? A: Make jokes next to a dead body

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Headmaster

it's just not the USA populous

It's also the USA populace?

Cryptocurrencies to end in tears, says investor wizard Warren Buffett

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Facepalm

Unless the only thing produced in the Netherlands is electricity, the GDP is not based on the amount of electricity. The 140 Terawatthours mentioned in the article would cost a few hundred million euros.

"Uses as much electricity as the Netherlands, produces as much value* as Dominica"

* Just kidding. Cryptos don't produce anything of value.

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Re: Cryptocurrencies - The ultimate capitalism

<u>If</u> banks are hostile to cryptos it's because they operate under financial regulations that compel them (with varying levels of success) to know who they're dealing with and not to launder money.

Good lord, Kodak's stock is up 120 per cent. How? New film? Oh. It launched a crypto-coin

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Good book, that

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Joke

Re: Zombie brand

I don't care what Kodak still makes film for. All I know is that they took MY Kodachrome away

Isn't there an Instagram filter for that?

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Desperation

Also, KODK.

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Re: Professor of Cunning

Could the blockchain (I hate there KodaKKrypto - KKK?) be encoded within the .jpg? That would serve a couple of important aspects of identification.

No more than encoding a standard copyright notification.

Proposed Brit law to ban b**tards brandishing bots to bulk-buy tickets

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b**tards

I'm trying to work out what the two letters are that would make the word offensive enough to require censorship. Can anyone help?

They're not "as". I've worked that out for myself.

Elon Musk lowers his mighty erection for test firing: Falcon Heavy preps for maiden voyage

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Falcon Heavy

Being a liquid propellant rocket, the Falcon Heavy static fire tests will be conducted in its launch orientation, i.e. vertical.

Some more coverage of the preparations:

Rocket goes up (28 December 2017)

Rocket goes down (29 December 2017)

Photos and video coverage from SpaceX

Big shock: $700 Internet-of-Things door lock not a success

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Re: This is such a worthless bit of reporting

That and whatever Jadallah took before writing that press statement

Australian central bank says 'speculative mania' and crime fuel Bitcoin

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Re: Mining new coins

It becomes harder to mine the more mining power the network has. It does not depend on the number of mined coins.

The block reward halves every 210,000 blocks, which is about four years. This doesn't make mining more difficult in itself but it absolutely does make it more difficult to earn the same number of bitcoins, even if the network hashrate doesn't change. It's also means that if you know how many coins have been mined, you can easily determine what the current reward is. The reward began at 50 and has halved twice so far and the next halving will likely occur in less than three years.

The network adjusts the difficulty to keep an average rate of one block in 30 minutes.

One block is mined every 10 minutes on average. Because the mining is a bunch of random busywork, you might have two blocks mined within a few seconds of each other, or no new blocks for an hour or more. The difficulty is adjusted every 2016 blocks, which is two weeks at the average block discovery rate, but is generally shorter than that in periods of mining power growth. If the network falls in a heap at some point, you have to wait until the end of the current 2016 block period to adjust it, which could take some time...

Reminder: Vast majority of serfs toiling away as Mechanical Turks for megabucks Amazon earn less than min wage

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Re: Poor relations

Is it fair to use one nation's standards to judge work done by people in another?

Is this a trick question?