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You can be my wingman any time! RaspBerry Pi AI waxes Air Force top gun's tail in dogfights

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Re: But it needs to be "militarised"

Why was a toilet seat being installed in (or on) a fighter plane?

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Countdown to Jupiter: Juno just seven days from orbit

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Re: ...when it will get dropped onto the planet.

And dropped into the planet, shurely?

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Patriotic Brits rush into streets to celebrate… National Cream Tea Day

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Re: “tea before milk”.

The tea goes in the cup and the milk goes on your cereal.

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NASCAR team red-flagged by ransomware attack

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Re: No backup, no commiseration.

Maybe they were using a free Dropbox account?

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Watch as SpaceX's latest Falcon rocket burns then crashes

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How about passing one petrol station because I was sure the next one was cheaper and then running out halfway there?

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Microsoft's paid $60 per LinkedIn user – and it's a bargain, because we're mugs

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Re: I predict they write off $20 billion in value before 2020

One day Apple might have enough cash on hand to buy Microsoft.

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Microsoft has created its own FreeBSD image. Repeat. Microsoft has created its own FreeBSD image

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Re: You need medication...

I can confirm that the ethanol content of my blood was insufficient.

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They've done what?!

This appeared in my RSS feed one line above "McDonalds says bigger fonts cooked up improved profits" and my brain combined them into "McDonalds has created its own FreeBSD." Quelle confusion!

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Get ready for Google's proprietary Android. It's coming – analyst

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Re: Speaking as a consumer ...

So what do you do when you come across a closed market where NO phones are customizable and all the existing customizable phones are hopelessly out of date?

Weep

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Why does an Android keyboard need to see your camera and log files – and why does it phone home to China?

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Re: F-Droid only if you can

Well requiring an open source code repository for all apps discourages the Asian scammers

But does it discourage the Russian scammers?

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England just not windy enough for wind farms, admits renewables boss

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Re: Knuckling under

The solution to our energy problems is at hand and has been for decades - nuclear power.

If you think renewables are expensive...

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Australian pre-election leaders' debates take to Facebook, not telly

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"Pathetic failure"

The televised "debate" was the pathetic failure that it was because it wasn't even a debate.

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Smartwatches: I hate to say ‘I told you so’. But I told you so.

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Re: There is *something* somewhere ...

It tends to gain 3 minutes per day

Blimey! Regulate that sucker.

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Re: There is *something* somewhere ...

wonder if it would work best on a chain attached to the waist. Or perhaps on a person's wrist with a band to anchor it.

The Germans have something like that, they call it an "armbanduhr".

Not sure if it'll catch on in the Anglosphere though.

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Lights! Camera! Infraction! Filmmakers behind 117 meeellion robocalls to shift DVDs

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Re: First billion dollar fine for robocalling?

Only a billion? Try 1.9 trillion!

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Juno yields to Jupiter's gravitational embrace

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If they don't deorbit it carefully, who knows who or what it could hit!

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Boring SpaceX lobs another sat into orbit without anything blowing up ... zzzzz

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Re: The Future Starts Here

I think the true test of whether it's boring might be when the rapturous cheering outside SpaceX mission control, as each mission stage is successfully completed, is replaced with polite applause ala golf.

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Re: Musk's goal closer and closer

Ignoring the impracticality of the thing, seven cores and 63 engines lifting off would be something to see!

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This time they included some live onboard footage from the first stage, post-separation, which I thought was nice. We got to see the re-entry burn, before the lens got covered in what I assume was unburnt fuel and/or ice once the burn ended.

And one of the grid fins caught fire.

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Bank in the UK? Plans afoot to make YOU liable for bank fraud

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"Better chance of not being defrauded."

Now you're 100% responsible for the security of your money!

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Lost your shirt in the MtGox Bitcoin mess? Release the Kraken!

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Re: "claimants seeking exactly $2,411,412,137,427 in total losses."

According to New York Times, almost all of that $2.4 trillion was a single claim. I'm not sure why that wasn't mentioned in this article but the ¥2 trillion claim was. Assuming anyone knows what's going on here (it is bitcoin after all).

However, the remaining claims, $27 billion according to NYT, still exceed the actual losses by a factor of ~5. NYT goes on to say that $414 million worth of claims have been approved.

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Re: Get back to real distributed computing?

Unfortunately, all those ASICs that have been developed to mine bitcoins as efficiently as possible do one job; SHA256(SHA256(x)).

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Re: Blockchain accounting history?

I may have misunderstood everything I've read about Bitcoin but doesn't the blockchain show all transactions and thus reveal where the Bitcoins have gone to in some way?

Sure, now you have a destination address. However, you might now know which address the coins are "in", but you don't know who owns that address and there's still no way you can get them back.

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"claimants seeking exactly $2,411,412,137,427 in total losses."

They've received more than two trillion dollars in claims? That's only out by 3.6 orders of magnitude...

Bitcoin, scams all the way down.

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British cops to film you with 59k body-worn cameras by end of year

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Re: All their rights and entitlements would be exactly the same

How am I supposed to defend myself against a criminal with a nuclear weapon if I can no longer possess a nuclear weapon myself?

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Hooves in spaaace: Goat Simulator goes galactic

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Re: GGOAT!

Greatest game I ever got bored of after about 15 minutes.

Still worth it.

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90 days of Android sales almost beat 9 months' worth for all flavours of Win 10

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Re: It's dead

The Norwegian Blue was just resting (after a prolonged squawk).

This on the other hand is dead.

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Reavers! Google patent would affix pedestrians to car hoods

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Re: Ehh

The film was Universal, not Fox, and it was done for closure.

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Ehh

Well I got the Firefly reference in the headline even if nobody else did (or perhaps just couldn't be bothered commenting?)

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Acronis testing blockchain for backup

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Re: Q1_2016.xls

Or for something less ambiguous, imagery that's definitely illegal, such as child abuse material. I don't believe bitcoin's blockchain has had something like this happen but images have been encoded into it so it's possible. I also believe that some virus scanners detected a malware signature in it once, infinite monkey theorem etc.

Blockchains can be rolled back since they contain all of the information necessary to do so, but you'd lose all data validations subsequent to the "event".

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The PC is dead. Gartner wishes you luck, vendors

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Re: Hmmmmm...

My job similarly can't be done on anything but a PC

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"...$850 for an entry-level gaming PC notebook..."

I know Solitaire's a game but come on...

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Adpocalypse 'will wipe out display ad growth' by 2020

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Re: Ad-blocking threatens to snuff out growth in the digital display advertising market

And there was much rejoicing

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Chaps make working 6502 CPU by hand. Because why not?

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I'm not old enough to have programmed for the 650x family but I do still have my Atari 2600 (6507).

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Microsoft shifts Windows 7 and 8.1 fixes to 'rollup' bundles

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However...

It does mean I only have to ignore the "recommended" updates once rather than several times a month!

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Russia poised to unleash 'Son of Satan' ICBM

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Re: Sorry that handle Voland's right hand Two steps forward...

From what I remember, the effectiveness of Patriot when used against Scud back in 1991 was massively overstated, but that's 25 years ago.

However, that Patriot might be effective against Scud isn't surprising since Patriot was designed to take down aircraft and tactical BMs just like Scud. Being an ICBM, RS-28's maximum velocity is four times faster.

Also I'm suitably embarrassed by my typo "Has Patriot's..."

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Re: Voland's right hand Two steps forward...

Even old Patriot can deal with low-trajectory ICBMs

Has Patriot's been tested in that role? I don't believe it was designed for it.

I wonder if that's why NATO keeps a battery near the border with Kalingrad?

Propaganda?

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Australian Greens don't believe Silicon Valley can save the world

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Like all political parties, they're a mixed bunch.

Which is why I think it's a bit ridiculous to claim they (or any group) are all idiots or all peddlers of woo. As if there's a major political party in existence that doesn't have its own coterie of cranks and wackos.

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Homeopathy and crystals? Which Greens are you thinking of?

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Re: Just like all politicians

Why is that?

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'I thought my daughter clicked on ransomware – it was the damn Windows 10 installer'

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@ Chris W (Re: Forgive me for not understanding how this happened)

Oh dear, vagueties of comments combined with pendants.

Vagaries and pedants (presumably).

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Sincerely

A pedant

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Watch it again: SpaceX's boomerang rocket lands on robo-sea-barge

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Re: "I wonder if JeffyPoooh's happy now?"

By the way, last month's landing was 'broadcast' with live streaming video from a helicopter. ...Which made me smile. An 'interim solution' while the new Booster-Landing-resistant Comms system was commissioned.

Some of their very earliest live landing attempts had chopper/UAV footage so I don't think it's an interim solution

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I feel like I'm living in the future.

I wonder if JeffyPoooh's happy now

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Apple pulled 2,204lbs of gold out of old tech gear

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Re: Odd unit conversion

Tonne is already metric, so you don't need to preface it with "metric".

Sorry, pet peeve. Carry on!

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SpaceX's Musk: We'll reuse today's Falcon 9 rocket within 2 months

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Well "The plans are going to sound crazy, but it should at least be entertaining" would never have been said by a NASA spokesperson!

Quite, but I suspect that the minute SpaceX starts carrying Real Live Humans™, they're going to be just as deadly serious about it as NASA ever was.

Meanwhile I thoroughly enjoy Musk's candour when discussing the company's prototypes.

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Watch: SpaceX finally lands Falcon rocket on robo-barge in one piece

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Re: "...live-streamed the landing from a helicopter."

I don't know why this is receiving mostly downvotes? The mental image got a solid chuckle out of me.

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Congratulations etc.

If only they'd cut out that cringeworthy "USA!" chanting.

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Tesla books over $8bn in overnight sales claims Elon Musk

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Re: 198,000

And now it's at 232,000. This is getting a little bit silly.

Of course, the deposit's refundable so there's little risk in reserving one now, other than the charge to one's credit card. I guess we'll find out how many of those orders are ultimately completed in a few years...

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Do go on...

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'No regrets' says chap who felled JavaScript's Jenga tower – as devs ask: Have we forgotten how to code?

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Re: "Brenna" and "Sarah"

Or simply silly, when aimed at children who can barely read words of more than 5 letters... "Jane, Paul and Ahmadjiniaddan have three apples..."

Nice straw man argument.

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