* Posts by Chris 171

247 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Jun 2009

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iPhone 5: skinny li'l fella with better display, camera, software

Chris 171

Revolutionary my arse

What happens when the share price starts to slip? Seems a majority of the Media is underwhelmed too, interesting times ahead.

And those headphones that took 3 years to design? Long.

Mio Spirit 695 LM satnav review

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Nokia Maps

The above on my N8 has made my previous device look a bit Fisher Price. 15k miles and counting.

Offline maps, huge poi database, clear visial lane guidance, nice lady voice who also warns of cameras, traffic info/rerouting too and all for free. Public transport update the most recent I think.

Plus of course, I only have one device in my car also handling music and the inevitable pita call concurrently.

Gets a bit warm when I'm also shooting images/video with it but hey.. I take a charging cable.

Lumia has a big trick up its sleeve in the mapping content Nokia has.

Windows 8 to grab iPad market share wrested back from Android

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itunes on Windows

A good tablet (hopefully from Nokia) that also speaks to your computer, your phone etc, without the above mentioned pos software? I think it would sell big.

HTC's 4G patent beef could get iPhone 5 BANNED in US

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Delicious irony

But they won't get that...

Apple to launch streaming online radio service?

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Devil

Re: Not true Radio....

I never capitalise the word apple, I do it on purpose to annoy fanbois.

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Not true Radio....

Streaming is great when there are DJs in control of the content.

I can see apples version playing U2 on loop....

No thanks

Listen up, Nokia: Get Lumia show-offs in pubs or it's game over

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Devices..

Personally I'm waiting for the model with a camera lump. The good signs that the hardware Nokians can still do their thing is encouraging

But where is the Nokia tablet.....?

Apple eyes $$$ iDevice adapter bonanza

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Holmes

Re: Amazing lack of cynicism from El Reg

I got a USB to micro USB adaptor, and again in HDMI flavour bundled with my N8.

So yes, apple should be putting it in the box considering their premium.

Blatant money grab, see icon.

Nokia tears wraps off new Windows Phone Lumias on steroids

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Meh

WP PureView and other new things

They're getting there, will be nice when WP hardware can actually make the most of the real PureView, rather than it being just a sticker.

Liking it, but not enough too dissuade me from the 808 path I'm currently on.

Mozilla dumps iOS, pulls Firefox Home from iTunes Store

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Boffin

Pretty sure....

Opera Mini doesn't use WebKit by virtue of its cloudy compression tech.

Still surprised apple let them in but then, Opera nailed the marketeers at their own game whilst it was awaiting approval.

Out to the Norwegian massive.

Sony: Our Xperia S tab COPIED Samsung's slab ... on price

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Well LPF...

Because the Sony was not the wrong 'choice'. Its great design and the right aspect ratio for a start.

Swype capable too which is eminently better than any apple typing solution. Did I mention the USB and expandable memory?

You keep drinking the coolaid mkay.

Pfft

Sci-Fi fans blow stacks at copybot attacks

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Alien

First they came for the Sci-Fi fans....

R.O.T.M icon

Sony Vaio 11 Duo hybrid PC hands on review

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2.5k

Of your chosen western denomination, with all the boxes ticked and the extra battery I'd guess.

Are Bosses gonna start buying Vaio instead of apple? Sony have made this very signoffable on the reason meter.

Curiosity parks for a day, looks back in wonder

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Joke

Re: Question

Yeah the Uranus problem has become a bit of a shitty stick.

Amazon: Time for a new Kindle Fire, this one's sold out

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I'd prefer the Amazon till over apples.

But then, I bought a Sony Tablet anyway so I'm just weird.

I said when the Fire was announced that Amazon could be disruptive with it. I wonder which patents apple will try to sue under? These next ones from Amazon could really upset the idiot money applecart if they're half tidy.

Burglar steals $60,000 of computers from Steve Jobs' home

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Holmes

iphone 5 I recon..

One needs to be left around somewhere soon. Or a magic magic mouse of course, should put the numbers about right...

Sony Xperia tablet snaps spied on web

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Thumb Up

I like Magnesium.

Certainly more svelte than the current iteration (not that I'll notice as its on a stand most of the time) very very good Droid tab though. This update should hopefully attract even more of the discerning apple haters.

Surprisingly, my Tablet S had another update to ICS that arrived this Wednesday - Sony it would appear, are changing.

Woz: Cloud computing trend is 'horrendous'

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Data ownership..

I agree with Woz.

A vinyl record means more to me than an mp3 on my HDD, yet I can still see its container.

True vapourware with added water & and we know how apple treat water damage..

Said it before but I think this is their Achilles heel in development.

Pasadena to party hardy as Martian landing looms

Chris 171
Go

Re: The point of going to Mars?

Because we can.....(fingers crossed on this latest mission).

Right?

Judge rejects Apple's calls for Samsung censure

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WTF?

Only apple....

If I read this right, then some bloke with a straight face said 'they copied our shape and we bought their phones to reverse engineer their antenna designs'.

Corporate insanity case study anyone?

Bloody hell.....

Sony slides expose saucy Xperia slate

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Thumb Up

Looks good!

Really really happy with my Tablet S, good that Sony are continuing with the folded shape too, makes holding in portrait orientation much less wrist damaging.

The sound quality is also excellent via headphones/external speakers, battery life continues to surprise me.

ICS update brought more to the table & utilising Swype for text input really speeds things up. Ive always thought that they nailed the size with a 16:9 screen, just seems right in the hand, far less unwieldy than the 10"ers & for video it is of course perfect.

Sony have indeed done stupid things in the past but their small(ish) portable devices continue to offer genuine advantages over their competitiors. Was a little sceptical over the lack of Gorilla Glass but proved wrong, buff the thing with a microfiber cloth & it looks like new even after 9 months of daily use.

Plenty of time left on my two year warranty too....

Japanese fanboi builds FrankenPhone from 'bits of iPhone 5'

Chris 171

Re: Any phone manufacturers with the headphone slot at the bottom?

Your all forgetting prior art means zip in this game.

Bits of paper ffs....

Will be interesting to see how the new port affects sales if true, how its sold too, if true of course.

Veering off slightly.. Bigger screens on smart phones are now null in the face of shrinking tablets tho surely? Just another black mirror slab.

Where's the things we promised in Earth Final Conflict?

Apple mulls over investment in Twitter

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#fuckoffapple

See title.

Judge: Apple must run ads saying Samsung DIDN'T copy the iPad

Chris 171
Devil

Couldn't have happened to a nicer company...

Add this to the L O very L pile.

Giant super-laser passes 500 TRILLION watts

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Boffin

Badass

And a step closer to Fusion too? Fire a Higgs Boson up its pipe & see what happens I say.

Yahoo! Poaches! New! CEO! From! Google!

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Thumb Up

Flickr

Here's hoping the above gets pulled back up the important tree for a start, she likes kittens right? Especially seeing as Flickr has now adopted Nokia maps for its location stuff. Interesting times ahead.

UK judge hands Samsung win for being 'not as cool' as iPad

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Thumb Up

Re: So

Clever indeed, I think....

Right result regardless, innovation not litigation.

Watch out for the GIGANTIC ALIEN JELLYFISH, warns space boffin

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Alien

Space Bats

See title

Door creaks and girl farts: computing in the real world

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Re: For music alone, long live the CD...

World would be a boring place if we were all the same right?

Chris 171

Re: For music alone, long live the CD...

Maybe not super ears but your right, most probably couldnt, or dont care.. they were happy with 128k for long enough....

With a decent separates system lossy files really are obvious & Im not ready to give up the happy feeling I get from the physical ownership of music just yet either.

Chris 171
Devil

For music alone, long live the CD...

In the real world I like the music I buy to sound the best it can, nothing like a big fat .wav as far as Im concerned.

Granted this then gets broken down to a 320kbps mp3 for mobile use but at home on the system, I want it all.

apples fault entirely of course, you dont need to buy CD's when you can DL from the horror that is itunes.. apparently....

Did your iPhone 'just stop working' - or did you drop it in your BEER?

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Re: alt-tab functionality

Hello fellow Tablet S owner!

Echo your post in its usability, thankfully Mrs doesnt like touchscreens so its all mine & sees more daily use than any device before it.

As for Apple patents... what a cunch of bunts, especially the people that approve them without looking at the world outside their desk.

Apple iGlasses

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Boffin

On your own itards...

See title...

What is the Nokia Secret Plan if Windows 8 isn't Windows gr8?

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Terminator

Heres hoping its Symbian....

Still can't figure out whats supposedly so badly wrong with it.

I can do more with my N8 than any other smartphone & its over a year old!

Chrome hits iPhone and iPad, storms to top of download chart

Chris 171
Boffin

Re: I'll get it.

Opera had done cross device sync beautifully for years...

PC, droid tab, Symbian phone... Just works and genuinely does not do evil.

Google claims Chrome is the world's most popular browser

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Big Brother

"with over a terabyte of data saved every 24 hours"

Being the reason it will never come anywhere near any of my devices..

Opera for me thanks, who gives a fk how many people use it. Its how it works that counts.

Google blocks MP3 rippers from YouTube

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Megaphone

Sound Quality

Or more importantly the complete lack of it on YT, what's the point when the music you supposedly like enough to rip sounds like its 3 miles away & in a metal box. 96kbps no thanks...

Intel to target TV viewers with facial recognition ad tech

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Big Brother

Tinfoil maybe but...

Every inbuilt webcam on my devices is covered.

1984 is fiction, not a fkin manual.

Facebook needs Opera - to rescue it from dependence on Apple

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Opera...

Is among very few web companies that I trust with my data, will be be a sad day if it gets swallowed and inevitably made to comply with the data suck style of this prospective new owner.

Id rather pay for Opera again thanks.

iPad chargers can open beer bottles

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Mick Fanning

Had it right...

Nokia's 41Mp cameraphone shoots towards retail

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Re: Decent OS, screen, and GPU needed first!

Wrong...

Its a 41mp sensor that scales images back with clever software to around 5mp. It will also shoot at 38mp if you want it to. It also has better glass than any phone before it..

In a phone yeah its maybe a bit much but whatever. They've built it, this is good tech.

Chris 171

Re: FAIL

WP is a long way from being able to handle the tech in this phone... Symbian ftw, I'm getting one.

Tho Orange do seem blissfully unaware of its existence however... Here's hoping that changes and it doesn't require many updates.

Opera retires Unite, widgets in latest browser cut

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Happy

@anon 11:55

Im guessing you dont use it from that comment. You take care now...

Unite was interesting & tested it a few times but found no use for it with a web accessible NAS in place. Widgets too seemed not to fit properly, extensions should still fill the gap nicely though.

Above all, its still the fastest page rendering browser by a country mile, with the best bookmark / speed dial sharing across every web connected device I own. I also trust Opera as a company far more than every other browser provider out there.

I aint changing - Opera ftw!

Austrian village considers a F**king name change

Chris 171
Happy

Welcome to Excellent

Previously known as Fucking.

Tried to visit Bastard in France a good few years back, alas no signage to prove its existence...

Moody's downgrades Nokia to near-junk status

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I'll buy a Windows phone...

When/if it can do everything Symbian can. From what I've read it's gonna take a while.

Elop must have known this right? This whole saga is starting to smell worse by the day..

Just make phones that can do tons of different things wrapped up in some lovely hardware. Not that hard is it? Nokia did it with the N8/9 already ffs, 808 just takes the biscuit on the mobile tech front too.

Phones are phones, 6310 as an example but these are converged devices. Make better, you don't need to copy apple, just skin Symbian on the quiet.

Nokia on 'brink of failure', warns analyst

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Terminator

Plan Symbian3

You can do more with it, and a device that runs it.. Let's kill it...

Nobbers.

Wondershare PowerCam

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Tilt Shift Effect

Has been hijacked from special tilting lenses arcitectural photographers use to keep a buildings verticals, vertical (not on a path to convergance) when shooting from a low angle.

You can also repurpose these lenses to get a very very shallow Depth Of Field across a narrow strip of the film plane, which gives you the illusion of miniaturisation thanks to the majority of the image being out of focus.

As above, context is key and a high vantage point almost a necessity. Added to a jub load of contrast and saturation to further fool the eye.

Digital attempts to copy the true lens based effect are bollocks, tho I'd be lying if I said I hadn't tried once in post process. Much the same with HDR, once only WA enough.

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