* Posts by Oliver 7

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Thousands fled TalkTalk after gigantic hack, confirm researchers

Oliver 7

Re: They are rubbish

Yup, they wrote me a letter saying they were hiking prices and I was entitled to leave 'without penalty' (as per Ofcom guidelines). When I was so bold as to follow through with this they billed me ~£180 for terminating my contract (which was three times more than the remaining value of my contract anyway). Took numerous calls to India to have the balance sorted. The same thing happened the year before with my SIM contract.

It would seem the customer service drones aren't informed what the bean counters are doing. Or, more likely, they deliberately bill people and see who complains and make life so difficult you wish you hadn't left. I'm out now and I ain't going back any time soon.

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Anonymous hack group plans to out anonymous hate group

Oliver 7

Re: Free Speech?

"However, you can't determine that just because someone holds views with which you disagree, that they should be prevented from holding or expressing those views"

Agreed! But it's missing the point slightly. Anonymous aren't attacking free speech. They are seeking to unmask KKK members in revenge for (alleged) KKK attempts to target Anonymous members and activities. The irony of one faceless bunch of vigilantes exposing another bunch of faceless vigilantes cannot surely be lost on most, least of all Anonymous!

In many ways I share the same sympathies as Anonymous seem to and if I had to live with one and without the other I would rather see the demise of the KKK. But I would have a lot more respect for Anonymous if they would take the masks off and become lawful activists - difficult in many ways I know but not impossible. Both Anonymous and the KKK seek to take the law into their own hands and that is why they attempt to hide their identities. So from a dispassionate standpoint, neither has the moral high ground.

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Caption this: WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

Oliver 7

Edward's 5Mp digital camera was slightly ahead of the market in 1958 but at least he is credited with inventing the 'selfie'.

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WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

Oliver 7

Dear Monsanto,

The genomes in your products are modified versions of prior art, owned by Jehovah Laboratories Inc. Our lawyers stand ready to act upon any further infringement.....

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Oliver 7

"Let's See..."

Sub PearlyGates()

If Believer = True Then

Soul = Saved Else

Soul = Damned

End If

If Belieber = True Then

Soul = DamnedForAllEternity

End If

Call Peter(Soul)

End Sub

"The world runs on Excel!"

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Oliver 7

Thought-bubble - "I love The Sims".

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Oliver 7

"Let's see now, WalkOnWater.exe, AlmsToPoor.exe, ah here it is, FillRedSea.exe, double-click.Oh shit, better move!"

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Oliver 7

In his downtime Jesus liked to hone his hacking skills - white hat, natch!

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WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

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When I checked the wife's Smart Bra, the MAC address was 59:00:95:90:09:dd.

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Oliver 7

The Smart Bra gives a whole new meaning to 'underwired'!

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Oliver 7

Gives a whole new meaning to 'tits up'.

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Things you should know about the hard work of home working

Oliver 7

Re: Good article. Now can you post an article on how to "pretend" to work from home....

lol, essential:

https://mousejiggler.codeplex.com/

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The culture is definitely changing. My place of work suffered from 'presenteeism' in the past, if you did anything weird like part-time, compressed hours or working from home you were regarded as being 'at it'. Formal wear, including ties, was mandatory.

These days the dress policy is business casual and we're literally being pushed out of the door by the property division as they rationalise offices. Some offices have a staff to desk ratio of 1.7! IT save money too through the use of thin clients rather than PCs and virtualised infrastructure. Effectively they're externalising the cost of providing us with desks and PCs, but it works both ways as we can save on our commutes and subsistence costs like coffees and lunches and get that commuting time back in our lives. It has to be balanced with some time in the office though, as has been mentioned. To be honest I think employers look at the bottom line too much and don't appreciate the less tangible loss of team cohesion and availability upon productivity. Instant messaging and collaboration tools don't make up for proper face to face communication.

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WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

Oliver 7

Dear Currys....

When I ordered the laptop I thought serpentine was the colour!

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City of Edinburgh Council in £186m outsourcer swap

Oliver 7

Hey...

They've got a tram to pay for! £30m p.a. for the next 30 years.

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Should all Europeans be able to watch Estonian football? Consultation launched

Oliver 7

Re: What do I think?

What about watching EPL matches on Estonian television?

You may not even like football but you take my point, right?

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Vodafone UK rocks the bloat with demands for vanilla Android

Oliver 7

The circle of life?

So have we come full circle, where the operators are finally realising that locked, bloated, branded handsets with a customised OS and uninstallable apps chewing up storage space actually really, really piss some people off? That differentiation can be achieved by simply selling phones with stock Android installed? That money can be saved and updates made quicker and more cheaply?

I'll believe it when I see it. As it stands we still have the manufacturer overlays, no word about locked handsets and I'll bet they aren't talking about those unwelcome apps whose smelly faces you are only reminded of when you open your app drawer (I'm guessing someone pays them to put them on?). But it's progress...

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Get whimsical and win a Western Digital Black 6TB hard drive

Oliver 7

Not the Nine O'Clock News

Hello, Timothy? Gerald here, I'm still livid!

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What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun? Sir.

What do you call a gorilla with an iPhone? Siri.

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Jim Beam me up, Scotty! WHISKY from SPAAACE returns to Earth

Oliver 7

Re: Shame it's Ardbeg

Peated whisky can be an acquired taste but, believe me, it can be acquired. Traditionally the sweet sherry-casked whisky of Speyside was touted to American and Japanese markets for its easy-drinking qualities but, increasingly, whisky aficionados seek out the smokiest expressions such as Laphroaig and Ardbeg from the tiny island of Islay. The island has eight distilleries and the peat there has a unique 'medicinal' character.

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Oliver 7
IT Angle

It's just a PR Stunt

http://www.scotchmaltwhisky.co.uk/ardbegsupernova2014.htm

Although none of this whisky has been to space, it comes with a price tag of £124.99, which is a circa £50 mark-up on their last 'committee release'. Lumsden is a very knowledgeable distiller but a shameless marketer.

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EE buys 58 Phones 4u stores for £2.5m after picking over carcass

Oliver 7

Re: Decline of the High Street ...

"33% of retail space is empty."

You'll probably find most of the closed outlets are owned by lawyers working on behalf of Tesco. When the footfall becomes low enough, in they come as a knight in shining armour with a redevelopment plan...

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Ab phab: Apple is Britain's coolest brand YET AGAIN

Oliver 7

Double plus good

Remember those 80s ads? Hardly the choice of the non-conformist these days.

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eBay, Facebook, Tumblr ALL go TITSUP in me-too MULTI-FAIL

Oliver 7

I still don't exist

My account completely vanished some time between 7pm and 8pm last night and has yet to reappear. Looking at Twitter it would seem I'm not the only one.

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Déjà vu: Virgin Media jacks up broadband prices

Oliver 7

Re: Might go back to BT

Yeah, I was with them when it was BlueYonder all the way up to a couple of years ago. In those days dial-up and ADSL services were about as expensive and complete pants. The annoying thing was they knew to price the bundles only just higher than the cost of dropping the landline (and why would they need a landline network when they have fibre cable right?), really cynical!

Anyway, I moved to the sticks a couple of years ago and I'm getting 10Mbs-15Mbs with a TalkTalk bundle for half the price! It's amazing how far ADSL has come, always worth a look if you haven't checked for a while.

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UK's pirate-nagging VCAP scheme WON'T have penalties – report

Oliver 7

Stop!

Reminds me of Robin Williams stand-up sketch about UK policemen. "'Stop!', or I'll say 'Stop!' again!".

That aside, this may actually have some effect. Some people may be spooked enough that they stop file-sharing. However, after more than a decade of wrangles, inaction and a total failure on the part of content providers to provide reasonably priced, comprehensive and legal alternatives, file-sharing is now an entrenched part of our culture. We all know that everyone from housewives to policemen to politicians are now au fait with the techniques and the lack of consequences. And their children surely don't even give it a second thought.

The reality is that copyright legislation and enforcement in its current form is designed for a pre-digital age and is effectively dead in the water. And the fact that the film companies keep making record profits and the major labels haven't folded suggests that the moral panic around piracy has little foundation. Yet we are still left with the execrable DEA on the statute books thanks to Mssrs Mandelson and Geffen:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_Economy_Act_2010#Industry_lobbying

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Say WHAT? ATVOD claims 44k Brit primary school kids look at smut online each month

Oliver 7

Re: 44k Brit kids look at smut online each month

If you have ergot, you should give it a good wipe-down with an anti-fungal cleaner!

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Instagram: You'll LOVE our 'enjoyable' new feature. Yes, it's adverts

Oliver 7

Put down of the day for me, thanks! :-D

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Profit healthy, sales up, 4,000 staff face axe. Cisco CEO, here's your pay doubled to $21m

Oliver 7

Re: to Johan

"I wish there was a treatment for me so that I could become one of them."

As good as it may sound, by the time you were one of them you'd be barely human. There is more to life...

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Steve Jobs AIRBRUSHED from history by APPLE months before his death

Oliver 7

Re: "bling blong! Expensive"

I agree, it is truly disgusting! I still don't understand what exactly they were granted a patent for though. Revolving doors have been around a long time now!

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RBS Mainframe Meltdown: A year on, the fallout is still coming

Oliver 7

Is the editor off this week?

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Culture Sec: You - Google. Where's the off switch for all this filth?

Oliver 7

Re: Harmful... harmful to whom?

Thanks for the J.S. Mill quote! His work is fast being forgotten and the principles he stood for and which have informed much debate on statute down the years are fast being eroded, from minimum pricing on alcohol to freedom of thought.

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Oliver 7

Complexity

The minister added:

"the complexity of dealing with harmful online content is not an acceptable reason for the current situation to persist."

These people just do not 'get it'. They are fascists in all but name. I can't even form the words to express my repugnance at this way of thinking!

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Cisco gobbles UK mobe mast maker - you know where this is going

Oliver 7

Re: Femtocell

Yup. Sounds like a brand of female condoms to me.

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Ten serious sci-fi films for the sentient fan

Oliver 7

Re: Strange Days

Strange Days started brilliantly with a great concept but it's trawling the depths by the end with the most ridiculous conspiracy theory dénouement.

Gattaca is a great shout. You could have mentioned Forbidden Planet had the first entirely electronic soundtrack (which wasn't released as 'music') and, what's more, was composed by a woman, Bebe Barron.

Dark Star, Silent Running (flawed), Dune (seriously, but again flawed) and Alien might have been candidates for me. I think Alien in particular, although being as much horror as SF, raises some serious themes (genetic adaptation/dystopian future/corporate exploitation/human flaws/woman as heroine) and spectacular plot twists/shocks (chest burst scene/Ash as a robot) that were so new and influential at the time that they have coloured everything since and detracted from its radicalism today.

Guilty pleasures - Them, Rollerball, Robocop.

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Congratulations, freetards: You are THE FIVE PER CENT

Oliver 7

It's amazing that only 5% of us are at it! In fact I don't really believe that, if we all paid for what we consume we'd be impoverished, e.g. you'd have to be a millionaire to fill an iPod. And the 'legitimate' income streams denied to the distributors isn't somehow wasted, it all goes back into the economy in other ways, not many paytards seem to acknowledge this (OK, some might go on recreational drugs). Hopefully it will stay this way and the intransigence at Westminster will continue. I reckon most of their disinterest is down to them not having the first fucking clue about how the Interwebs work, their ignorance is certainly apparent when they have to discuss it (cf. DEB). That and the fact the PM's wife isn't a performing artist (to whom could I be alluding?).

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Health pros: Alcohol is EVIL – raise its price, ban its ads

Oliver 7

Tyrrany

If we are to be mothered, mother must know best. . . . In every age the men who want us under their thumb, if they have any sense, will put forward the particular pretension which the hopes and fears of that age render most potent. They ‘cash in.’ It has been magic, it has been Christianity. Now it will certainly be science. . . . Let us not be deceived by phrases about ‘Man taking charge of his own destiny.’ All that can really happen is that some men will take charge of the destiny of others. . . . The more completely we are planned the more powerful they will be.

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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. They may be more likely to go to Heaven yet at the same time likelier to make a Hell of earth. Their very kindness stings with intolerable insult. To be ‘cured’ against one’s will and cured of states which we may not regard as disease is to be put on a level of those who have not yet reached the age of reason or those who never will; to be classed with infants, imbeciles, and domestic animals.

—C. S. Lewis, God in the Dock

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North Korea's satellite a dud, say US astroboffins

Oliver 7

I'm not a fan of American foreign policy but North Korea really is a wacky place. I don't understand why we provide them with food aid, whilst they pursue ballistics and nuclear research. If we stopped providing aid and the country eventually fell apart is this scenario really scarier than the present regime? Surely China would step in anyway?

As far as Iran goes I entirely understand their perception that they need nuclear weapons, most of their borders are with countries either under direct occupation by the US, with a US presence or under the influence of the US. The US have also armed their mortal enemies in the region and Syria is no longer a powerful ally to them. However at least they can feed their own people and afford a space programme at the same time!

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Samsung states sales date for Galaxy S III Mini

Oliver 7
FAIL

A 5MP camera? Are you shitting me? At next renewal I would like a phone with a 3.7in-4in screen but a good spec, is it too much to ask? Apparently so.

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UK's Intellectual Property Obliteration office attacked by Parliament

Oliver 7
Thumb Down

It's in the first line

"With the British economy now increasingly dependent on "intangibles" - brands, designs, patents and copyright"

Instead of, er, making stuff? Thatcher ripped the soul out of this nation, Blair violated the open wounds, now we're all busy trying to sell branded coffee to each other (with all proceeds going straight to the Caymans). Technology has devastated the ability of monopolists to create artificial scarcity in media markets. That's a genie that's not about to go back in the bottle any time soon, perhaps the IPO simply realise this.

Have a nice day now!

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Affected by ebook price-fixing? Amazon has a few shiny pennies for you

Oliver 7
FAIL

Re: Pricing Blows

Agreed, out and out greed. The move to digital publishing should have been smoother than that of digital music but it seems no one learned anything, if anything it's been worse with format wars and next-gen DRM. Again and again we hear of examples of corporations showing their true colours, i.e. they're out to gouge you wherever they can. Digital publishing offered certain 'opportunities' and they just couldn't help themselves. It must also be said charging VAT on eBooks is a major, major fail.

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Windows 8 pricing details announced as preorders begin

Oliver 7

Re: Back to the future

Is that the view from the TARDIS' window as you are transported to the relevant marketing era?

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Six months under water and iPhone 4 STILL WORKS

Oliver 7

Re: "Immersion, lake and palm 'er" Oh God. You ought to be shot for that one Caleb!

Beat me to it, candidate for Worst Subtitle 2012?

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Sony Vaio T13 Ultrabook review

Oliver 7
FAIL

"After all the scare stories about hugely expensive ultrabooks, it’s good to see a premium-brand, latest-tech model set at a mid-range price.

Suggested Price: £779"

For shizzle?

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UK.gov's minimum booze price dream demolished

Oliver 7

Tyranny of the do-gooders

"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. They may be more likely to go to Heaven yet at the same time likelier to make a Hell of earth. Their very kindness stings with intolerable insult. To be ‘cured' against one's will and cured of states which we may not regard as disease is to be put on a level of those who have not yet reached the age of reason or those who never will; to be classed with infants, imbeciles, and domestic animals."

[C.S. Lewis]

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Oliver 7

Re: A lot of indignation here...

One could argue that the reduction in tobacco consumption is as much or more to do with a change in attitudes and awareness of the health dangers than the pricing. Besides there is a roaring and ever-increasing black market in tobacco now. That complicates health studies, deprives the treasury of income and funds other smuggling activities (some you may approve of but these are not nice people ultimately!).

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Oliver 7

I'm sure I remember someone telling me that in Turkey committing a crime whilst drunk is an aggravating factor. Here, drunkenness is sometimes offered as an excuse (at least for a lack of recall) and may be a mitigating factor in crimes, in Turkey the logic is that being drunk makes the crime even more irresponsible and the sentence will be even more severe. Even if I was being led up the garden path, this logic makes sense to me. It's fine to drink but drink responsibly, it's even fine to be completely bladdered, just do it quietly. If you look at other countries it's clear to see that most of our problems with alcohol are not with the alcohol per se but are social and relate to our attitudes to and expectations of alcohol, it's our culture that needs to change.

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Oliver 7

Finally, Andrew, we agree on something...

For a paytard, you do at least acknowledge the lessons of history. And as far as taxation on alcohol goes I am with you, and John Stuart Mill who condemned the prohibitionist doctrine as:

"A theory of "social rights," the like of which probably never before found its way into distinct language: being nothing short of this—that it is the absolute social right of every individual, that every other individual shall act in every respect exactly as he ought; that whosoever fails thereof in the smallest particular, violates my social right, and entitles me to demand from the legislature the removal of the grievance. So monstrous a principle is far more dangerous than any single interference with liberty; there is no violation of liberty which it would not justify; it acknowledges no right to any freedom whatever"

In Scotland the otherwise populist SNP are pushing forward with minimum pricing, I only hope they founder in the European courts (the Scotch Whisky Assoc. has already moved to challenge it). The SNP point to the infamous Sheffield University study for the touted social benefits but, as we know, that is based on pseudo-science and the original findings have now been reined back. Minimum pricing will simply provide the stimulus to black market booze that we have seen with tobacco market and will end with people simply turning to illicit sources and/or other drugs. I shouldn't care, I like expensive ales and whiskies, but I'm a libertarian and I do.

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News Ltd's Australian chief demands copyright overhaul

Oliver 7

Re: Tell him to go fuck himself.

"Our very economies rely on the notion of being able to own stuff we can't see or touch."

Well that's fine for those people who say that this ephemeral 'stuff' that they assert a claim to has a value defined by them and that everyone should pony up for it on a piecemeal basis. It's also fine for them as long as they can assert control over the reproduction and distribution of said stuff. In your world everyone just needs to play along nice!

In reality copyright law is (in some contexts) justifiable and workable in a world of physical products and distribution networks. In your quote however you unwittingly touch upon the game changer. Electronic products are by their very nature capable of being infinitely reproduced and distributed for a cost that tends towards zero. You, and the banger in the article, need a reality check as everything has changed and the genie is not going back into the bottle. The social and economic costs of enforcing old school copyright law in this Brave New World simply isn't worth it. Instead of asking for copyright laws to be applied to the information age, this guy should be exploring alternative ways of exploiting the biggest opportunity since the industrial revolution.

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SCO keeps dying, and dying, and dying

Oliver 7
Mushroom

SCO is dead?

Let me reach into my little bag of care...

...oh dear, it appears to be empty.

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