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The jukes of El Hazard?
"I shook hands with the door handle and it responded by opening the door, I was an invited guest your Honour."
Can't see that defence working but I look forward to hearing of the outcome of anyone who has tried it.
And I used to deride celebs for calling their spawn things like Fifi-pixie-belle-peaches-blossom-whats-her-face. Maybe they're on to something.
"The head is the wrong way round, like totally coin-style, unlike yours, which is stamp-style bro....."
Maybe the plaintiff will get a dyslexic judge.
This is Green propaganda! A disgracful attempt to get more men out of their cars and on their bikes.
is better than two in the bush
Yes it's important to maintain good relations with the media, such as not investigating or prosecuting them for listening to peoples voice mails. Otherwise the MET might really find themselves in trouble.
So...you've got ringworm?
Can't have been very big. Now me I would needed a garden shears.
How long to I have to wait before I can get my legs to uncross after reading the headline?
all the women in Afghanistan wear burkas.
He was up his own arse.