Posts by Niall 1
61 posts • joined Thursday 18th June 2009 14:57 GMT
Dublin Bus
The ones for Dublin bus remind me of this http://xkcd.com/612/
A team of people using the speadsheet?
that should be fun.
Are you in the spreadsheet?No.
Are you in the spreadsheet?No.
Are you in the spreadsheet?No.
Are you in the spreadsheet?Yes. Get out I want to make a change.
Abbey Stadium Sports Centre Renamed
The Dead Pool.
There's a ways to go
before a silencer beats a one way ticket as the object of desire in Birmingham.
Posted in Phosphor World Time Curved E Ink watch
Night Time
So how easy is it to read the time in poor lighting conditions?
Posted in Welsh hospitals to allow mobile use
So the machine that goes ping
is now the crazy frog machine?
pricing helps
€10(£8ish) per annum in Dublin, £45 in London.
Works Ok in Dublin
They've had this for a while now in Dublin and it appears to be going quite well. I was convinced all the bikes would end up either in the river or still attached to the docking bay with all their tyres slashed. Strangely this hasn't happened. The bikes are also constantly moved to different stations depending on need so stations are never usually full or empty. You do however see people who haven't been on a bike since the Chopper was in vogue wobbling through rush hour traffic. Try that in London and I'm sure you won't get too far.
Surely Russell Crowe
is the modern day Robin Hood
I used to bring my own lunch to shcool...
wrapped in tinfoil.
Sadly
Michael Jackson is no longer around to explain how he managed to light a whole lamppost just by leaning against it.
Posted in Man coughs to sex with donkey and horse
Not surprised
That after going at it for three days in 1999 it took him until 2004 to recover.
Disgaceful
It's not just El Reg, I also noticed that my flag* has orange on it as well and on Paddies day too! For Shame.
*by "my flag " I mean the Irish one as opposed to the Oirish, whose flag probably has stars and stripes on it and ne'er a hint of green.
Slight Contradiction
So they have an image of the student taken using the spy kit, which is only used when laptops are stolen or lost. So was the laptop reported stolen or lost? I assume not, so this make their statement complete and utter tosh.
Canyonero
The only phone endorsed by a clown.
No strange materials in the cigarettes
that must make them unique among coffin nails
Seen it wished I hadn't
That whole "if it saves one life" argument, is going to be the cause of a lot of people losing their lives if I hear it one more time.
Too early to gauge passenger response...
because they're all complaining. Once people are resigned to it then they will start to gauge responses.
"Passengers must not be selected on the basis of personal characteristics"
(i.e. on a basis that may constitute discrimination such as gender, age, race or ethnic origin)."*cut*
...
detailed protocols which are not published because,
we are told, they contain security sensitive information which includes selection criteria on those chosen for scanning*paste*
(i.e. on a basis that may constitute discrimination such as gender, age, race or ethnic origin)."
Staff announcement...
Fluffer you are now required in aisle 3!
Posted in French mock British G-spot probe
CV attached
researchers probed 1,800 women, identical and non-identical twins
Time for a change of job.
I'm Shocked
a single individual complained and a total ban didn't take place?!
Posted in Full-body scanner blind to bomb parts
Image quality
Every sample image I've seen for full body scanners look like low quality photos with the colours inverted, but the image on that clip is just a useless red blob. So what is the quality of the images that these things show?
Hot Lisps?
that is all
Posted in Texas cops cuff 176 at illegal cockfight
One was wanted for murder
wow they really know how to crack down on animal cruelty. On a side note, I once considered spending $300 to enter a bird.
Give him a break
He had to buy presents for all the special women in his life.
Good scam
she has neglected to mention that the ex is a skinflint who never spent more than a fiver on anything. I wonder was there any other gobs smacked.
Posted in Watchdog mauls Disney woman's breasts
Redo the Ad
so the women is naked and users must drag and drop clothes on to her.
@TIn Pot
"a piece of software designed specifically to disable law enforcement's forensic tools has to be illegal"
But the police are not the only ones who have access to these tools.
Is this a case of
those who can do those who can't teach?
Posted in World Cup to be shown in 3D
Great
We can Henrys hand come out of the screen and slap us in the face. Ok it was two weeks ago, I'm over it and I swear I'm not bitter. Now if the FAI would just shut up we might be able to move on we some dignity intact.
Sony are releasing 3D-enabled Blu-ray players for the World Cup that's pretty cool but I think I'll wait for the 3D-enabled Blu-ray beach volleyball players myself.
Hello. DARPA Comp Organizer?
Just tell me where they are and I'll let you have a share, I'm not greedy how does 50:50 sound? No? Ok Tell me or the kitty dies!
Posted in Geeks Guide2 Christmas 2009 - Part I
Want something else?
Not a problem we also provide a huge selection of,um, books on, eh, photography. I wait with bated breath for part 2.
Down with this sort of thing!
Careful now.
As long it keeps Winona out.
She is a convicted felon, whereas I don't think Osama bin Laden is, so he's ok.
RoTM?
Although I not sure how far he'll be able to rise
£10K Cap
So if the publication can generate more than £10K profit from libeling someone why would they not do it?
5,000 deaf women
There fixed that for you
Posted in El Reg launches 'Comment of the Week'
Judged by the Moderatrix...
Would this be the same Moderatrix who is the epitome of style and sophistication, whose beauty and grace is matched only by her incisive wit, enviable intelligence and saintly patience, the ray of sunlight that occasionally shines through the dull and dreary comments section? I say this because it's true and needs to be said and not because I want put some camel balls in my mouth.
Can't you just
type shithole,england into Google Maps?
We put the hump in Humpty
"All the king's horses and all the king's men made Humpty Dumpty happy again."
This gives me an idea for the Humpty Dumpty series of extreme porn films.
Asterisks suck
or should that be ****! "****ing" can only be read as sucking right? cause using the "F" word doesn't really make sense. So why all the astericks?
Sustainable alright
Animal corpses ie dead people fuel figther jets. Fighter jets kill people. Perfect.
Flat Eric Controlled Headphones
You have to keep moving your head to the music or it stops playing.
Some are easier to Id than others
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09/10/dracula_caged/
Posted in Custard Creams can kill: Official
Poked themselves in the eye?
I mean seriously WTF? Will all biscuits now come with protective goggles?
your lady's monthly inconvenience
That would be the inconvenience of my employer transfering money into my bank account, instead of directly into hers.
Nasty!
but what we really want to know is what did the Pink Panther say when he saw this?
