1084 posts • joined 17 Jun 2009
At least compared to The City of London
Re: Well I'm still waiting for an appollogy
Haven't watched bought or used anything on that list. I guess others are doing the same, hence the loss.
Well I'm still waiting for an appollogy
for the root kit fiasco and an apology to George Hotz the before I'll by any Sony kit.
If MS loses
and Scotland votes Yes. There will be this brand new country with no treaties with anyone looking for a way to sure up it's economy.
Hello world's corporate HQ's.
Re: Perhaps a better question to ask would be...
That was working really well, until the politicians decided that the banks where too big to fail. We should have done what Island did and let the lot go into Bankruptcy.
If they know your password they are doing "security" wrong. :)
No, they just keep the last 4 hashed versions plus the current hashed version then check the the hash of your new password is not the same as any of those stored.
When even the minister in charge ...
buys into the lie. Then you know we are fucked.
If you arew going to teach coding
You are going to have to have at least a primer in logic first.
In the begining
Was the approach to the microphone, then the repeated binary count. This was followed by the Power Cord of creation.
Or that's what I heard, now could you pleas keep the noise down, I'm trying to listen.
The company lost money on Windows Phone for the two years it spent trying to tout the Redmond OS, but found there was no consumer demand.
What after all those wonderful adverts I see saying how indispensable a Windows phone is to the small business man :-)
distribution of narcotics by means of the internet,
Does this mean you have to stick the ethernet cable up your nose to receive them.
That was possibly...
the hardest thing to read I have ever come across on El Reg, and that include the articles on Quantum Mechanics.
Keep up the good work.
As soon as the push Israel into the sea thy will be able to claim that domain.
Fuck I'm in a black mood today, what with IS running through the Middle East and Russia marching west; how long till WW3 kicks off.
What would happen if Chuck Norris took up Morris Dancing?
He'd be the last man standing after the stick and bucket dance.
PS Include the Black Morris of Lancre and the Elves are toast.
Now we are all perverts
Because that image in the article is a big nipple.
Now go wash your mind out. :-)
PS I would like it known that not all John's go around beheading people who's religious affiliations they disagree with.
Re: "An IP address in china"
An awful lot of the worlds internet traffic goes through the US. I'd like to see the Received headers to check which countries could pick up the mail before sending it on to China.
Re: The German city of Munich, which famously
Sorry top burst your bubble, but accepting a cash payment to make a case go away was enshrined in German, not Munich, law a long time before Bernie came along.
The search engion is Bing
The browser should be Bong.
200,001 as he asked for in the hundreds of thousands, not on the boarder of hundreds of thousands.
Icon chosen as it's the only pedant available.
There is a law coming/come in that makes it illegal to recover more the 200% of the initial loan no matter the APR.
Re: there is a legitimate use for these...
There are two assumptions you have made there.
1) You have a bank account.
2) Your bank will give you a credit/debit card.
Re: It could be worse...
Comment ElReg uses unwords correctwise as follows
BB bellyfeel unwords plus prolefeed, verging crimethink. Goodthinkful persons doubbleplus rectify or unpersonwise.
Don't know weather to up-vote you for bigging up El Reg or down vote you for dissing the UK space boffins.
Re: Space Sector
I get the feeling that this gets done despite of, rather than because of, our beloved leaders.
Re: I just don't care.
I'm arresting you for running a wholsale drug distribution business and for paying hitmen. These are serious offences so I'll see you at Guantanamo bay tomorrow morning. Please bring your own towel as water may well be involved in your interrogation.
Just how much latitude do you want to give me?
My brain has climbed out of my ears and is refusing to re enter my head unless I promise to stop reading this kind of stuff.
In his ruling, Gorenstein pointed out that very few criminals keep all their illegal activity information in a folder marked “drug records”.
Why do I have a sudden urge to create a folder called “drug records”, just to store my prescription details you understand ;-)
Who cares about her birthdate
Just save me from this Monstrous Regiment of Wiki Twiddlers.
Re: The machine's main job
"will be to conduct simulations of the US nuke stockpile, helping it to understand how its weapons are holding up as they age"
...helping it to understand when its weapons should be sold before they age.
helping it to understand when its weapons should be launched against its fleshy overloads without damaging it's fellow computers.
The NSA must be happy
as they only have to ask Micosoft for all the emails instead of paying some disgruntled UK IT bod.
I went and looked at the porn harms web site and saw that they had a Dirty Dozen list. Grate I thought ,the top twelve porn sites in the world. No such luck top of the page it says.
We encourage you to join us in publicly recognizing these twelve as responsible parties in the spread of pornography and exploitation. Help us call on them to change their ways.
This list contains the following well know Pornographers:-
Barns & Noble
Hilton Hotel Chain
50 Shades of Gray
I think someone should introduce these people to edonky :-)
Only three years.
The Cybersecurity Information Sharing Act of 2014 (CISA)
Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act
So it's only taken them three years to remove all the protection.
IANAL, clearly, but how does the RIPA law play in terms of your right to not incriminate yourself?
I don't think we have one. We used to have a right to silence that could not be used to assume guilt, but IIRC that was changed under Tony Blairs premiership
What happened to the right to remain silent?
It was removed several years ago.
Re: Actually the people listed are using the Vuforia SDK licence incorrectly,
I wonder if someone can get that paragraph thrown out under restriction of trade rules.
By opening the file
Well if MS hadn't decided to hide file extensions in the first place this would be much less of a problem.
Punisment to fit the crime
Watch as the redit crowd get to denigrate a picture of the perpetrators private bits.
Re: So you can now legally ask for flexitime?
Actually that's yesterday.
You: Can I have Flexitime?
[Wait three months]
RE bullets cost too much, we'd be better of bludgeoning them all to death.
Get them to bludgeon themselves then televise it. That way we can raise some money for the TV rights.
Profitable company starts futile round of cost cutting in order so satisfy investors irrational demand for perpetual growth.
Re: Kitkat 4.4.4
Kitkat 4.4.4: two thirds of the beast.
Surely 90% of the "Darkweb" passes through Cheltenham?
And 100% of everything else
Alistair Dabs is unwell
Though apparently he's felling better than Jeffrey Bernard.
Re: Point of order:
You have caused damage. Disregarding the reputational damage to the company and the damage to the directors bonuses there is the cost of getting the Indian outsources to recode the web site.
Re: Second prize ...
You stole my comment. Give it back or I'll make sure you come third
Re: So which of Cameron's friends ...
I always think the worst of people, that way I'm often pleasantly surprised when they fail to live down to my expectations :-)
So which of Cameron's friends ...
Has a company researching each of these problems?
Re: Beware of awkward associations
Rather that than the other way around.
The post office is a comon carrier
Doesn't stop it having multiple levels of delivery.
Re: Some one else needs to be charged ...
Considering the concentration of Urea to Water in the typical pee, he may well have reduced the average amount of contamination in the water.
However I think Pratchett had it about right with nutes in water and where they piss.
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