409 posts • joined 17 Jun 2009
Re: "Apple seems to be gradually become shittier" - Agree
Yosemite does not rhyme with shite.
It's pronounced yo-sem-me-tee
Sam would be turning in his cartoon grave..
It's just a floaty thing with very little in common with a skateboard. There's no way to control the direction what with no friction and all.
I'd guess most would be fed up of it a long time before the 7 minute battery is flat, assuming they haven't been carted off to casualty already.
That's not backwards..
It's umop apisdn
Ignorance seemingly not bliss..
The thing which ordinary people call a "winder", is actually called a Crown.
So, digital crown is not a stretch at all.
And ebay too
The tat-vendor wouldn't allow me to create an account called "pussycat"
Re: If gravity bends light...
Move the light switch to be under the covers.
Not that big of a deal.
So, you are saying
That they have improved specs..
OK, I'll get me coat..
You need to research Great Circle routes. There is no "straitish run" on a spheroid.
Sooo... magic is true.
JK Rowling will be pleased.
Oooh, > 10000c
I admit to being not up to date on quantum research, but have they yet measured how fast the entangled electron changes state?
And if they have, is it < c ?
Those who can, do.
Those who can't do, teach
Those who can't teach, teach teachers
Those who can't teach teachers, become journalists
Those who can't do, teach, teach teachers, or become journalists, become politicians
Because he can't fit every series on an iPad. Didn't you read the article?
OTOH, maybe you meant each series
.. "very little people"
If you are a MS type of guy.
He don't think it be like it is, but it do.
A Napple perhaps?
Re: Or is it a rumour originating with a fruity fone firm ??
Maybe you can explain how Apple put these stickers on Samsung boxes.
Or just STFU.
Yes, thats the best idea. Do that.
5c price cut in time for Christmas.
Re: You're right Timmy...you don't make junk. Just ask your cat.
I can't work out if you are trolling or just thick.
Re: Apple maps still lol...
If you'd used the report error feature in maps when you first noticed this, it would have been corrected by now.
Re: ipad review?
Have it on ipad2and it's fine.
Strangely, changing the wallpaper takes at least 30 seconds while it does something, but this is hardly a serious problem.
Otherwise, up and running with no issues.
Not the end of skeuomorphism on ipad
IBooks and "find my friends" still have it
Re: "Corrected, I stand"
"Corrected, I am"
Re: C looks more durable
Of course, that's why they make hammers out of plastic instead of metal.
Re: Affordability my arse
That aside, it looks like Apple have lost their mojo. Jobs would not have sanctioned this product lineup. Where is the insanely greatness in in anything released since his passing.
Sorry apple, you are just too slow to innovate and lack imagination.
So, what do you think of your first day on the interweb?
Re: How very sad...
Yes it's real and your stupid attempt at comedy is of a style last seen in 1975.
Would we have had a similar screed if the people upstairs were black?
Re: I know what happened...
Or as we say here, DDNS
Re: It was probably the full stop
Or a period. That usually causes those kinds of activity to stop for a few days.
Google maps is junk
Its become crawlingly slow of late, and totally unusable from here (france)
Re: Wait a minute
Presumably by projecting their orbits backwards in an anti-extrapolary way to fix the moment when they were all in the same place.
Ok I suppose
But he's no Verity Stob.
Re: Aren't Apple about to innovate one of these any year now?
It's not an apple product, doesn't work with ios, but still you need to bash apple. Androitard much?
As in rogues who used to be at the centre of things?
He's got it
Just in time to compete in the X Factor
Don't go putting it on the floor by your desk. Colleagues will soon fill it with half eaten sarnies and old coffee cups.
Eye of Sauron, surely?
You connected the development of the SR-71 to the shooting down of Gary Powers in 1960, but the SR-71 project was started in 1958.
At least that's what it says on the info board at Duxford. Well worth a tripto see it in the flesh actually . There's also a B-52.
Where's the rest of the goddamn letters?
Re: When the cable is laid..
..and go sinking.
Last para, "Huwawei Marine"
Is the Reg employing geordie sub-eds now?
It's a feature
Google figured that anyone who searches for those terms needs to get a life.
Re: Give us the hole story!
He was doing a little web browsing with it, and got to the part where he need to enter colon in the URL...
The Sword in the Stone
"Who so Pulleth Out This Sword of this Stone and Anvil, is Rightwise King Born of all Mars" - Dejah Thoris 2617
Re: Doesn't this defeat the purpose ...?
Patent nonsense. The fiery disk cannot pass under the elephants. Everyone knows it's turtles all the way down.
You missed a letter in surrounded.
Re: Not sure there is much point in a Quantum Kilogram
You could store in a box with a cat
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