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Apple CEO Cook breaks YEARS OF SILENCE, finally speaks to El Reg hack

amanfromearth

Re: Amusing.

Those who can, do.

Those who can't do, teach

Those who can't teach, teach teachers

Those who can't teach teachers, become journalists

Those who can't do, teach, teach teachers, or become journalists, become politicians

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Wozniak: Please, whatever you do, DON'T buy me an iPad Air

amanfromearth

Re: meh

Because he can't fit every series on an iPad. Didn't you read the article?

OTOH, maybe you meant each series

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Apple slams brakes on orders of (not so cheap) plasticky iPhone 5C

amanfromearth

.. "very little people"

Like leprechauns?

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Apple's Steve Jobs was a SEX-crazed World War II fighter pilot, says ex

amanfromearth

He did

If you are a MS type of guy.

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Assange: 'Ecuadorian embassy staff are like my family'

amanfromearth

Delusional

He don't think it be like it is, but it do.

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MacBook Airs in Black Screen of DEATH terror: Apple responds

amanfromearth

Re: What!?

A Napple perhaps?

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Travel much? DON'T buy a Samsung Galaxy Note 3

amanfromearth

Re: Or is it a rumour originating with a fruity fone firm ??

Maybe you can explain how Apple put these stickers on Samsung boxes.

Or just STFU.

Yes, thats the best idea. Do that.

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amanfromearth
Headmaster

Re: Korean's

Koreans

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amanfromearth

S.O.L.

S.O.O.L. surely?

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Great Fall of China: iPhone 5C sales lag as blinged-up 5S sells out

amanfromearth

I predict

5c price cut in time for Christmas.

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Apple CEO Cook: 'We're not in the junk business'

amanfromearth

Re: You're right Timmy...you don't make junk. Just ask your cat.

@croc

I can't work out if you are trolling or just thick.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it ... Win Phone 8? No, it's APPLE'S iOS 7

amanfromearth

Re: Apple maps still lol...

If you'd used the report error feature in maps when you first noticed this, it would have been corrected by now.

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amanfromearth

Re: ipad review?

Have it on ipad2and it's fine.

Strangely, changing the wallpaper takes at least 30 seconds while it does something, but this is hardly a serious problem.

Otherwise, up and running with no issues.

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amanfromearth

Not the end of skeuomorphism on ipad

IBooks and "find my friends" still have it

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Microsoft puts something hard and sensitive in your pocket

amanfromearth

Re: "Corrected, I stand"

"Corrected, I am"

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New iPhones: C certainly DOESN'T stand for 'Cheap'

amanfromearth

Re: C looks more durable

Of course, that's why they make hammers out of plastic instead of metal.

No, wait..

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amanfromearth

Re: Affordability my arse

That aside, it looks like Apple have lost their mojo. Jobs would not have sanctioned this product lineup. Where is the insanely greatness in in anything released since his passing.

Sorry apple, you are just too slow to innovate and lack imagination.

RIP Steve.

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Private UK torrent site closes, citing 'hostile climate'

amanfromearth

Re: Who?

So, what do you think of your first day on the interweb?

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Holiday HELL: Pourquoi, monsieur, why is there no merdique Wi-Fi here?

amanfromearth

Re: How very sad...

Yes it's real and your stupid attempt at comedy is of a style last seen in 1975.

Would we have had a similar screed if the people upstairs were black?

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Possessed baby monitor shouts obscenities at Texas tot

amanfromearth

Re: I know what happened...

Or as we say here, DDNS

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Facebook's request to the flash industry: 'Make the worst flash possible'

amanfromearth

Re: It was probably the full stop

Or a period. That usually causes those kinds of activity to stop for a few days.

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Google's Street View cars venture inside TARDIS

amanfromearth

Google maps is junk

Its become crawlingly slow of late, and totally unusable from here (france)

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Mother of Chelyabinsk spotted

amanfromearth

Re: Wait a minute

Presumably by projecting their orbits backwards in an anti-extrapolary way to fix the moment when they were all in the same place.

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Exclusive: SNOWDEN and ME. TRUE MOSCOW story of OPEN DATA HERO

amanfromearth

Ok I suppose

But he's no Verity Stob.

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Sony unveils latest attempt at an Android SmartWatch

amanfromearth

Re: Aren't Apple about to innovate one of these any year now?

It's not an apple product, doesn't work with ios, but still you need to bash apple. Androitard much?

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Julian Assange: Google's just an arm of US government

amanfromearth

"excentric rogues"

As in rogues who used to be at the centre of things?

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Singing astronaut Chris Hadfield resigns from Canadian Space Agency

amanfromearth

He's got it

Just in time to compete in the X Factor

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Apple at WWDC: Sleek new iOS, death of the big cats, pint-sized Mac Pro

amanfromearth

Re: Dammit

Don't go putting it on the floor by your desk. Colleagues will soon fill it with half eaten sarnies and old coffee cups.

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Waving an Eye-of-Sauron pulsating mock cock? STOP IMMEDIATELY

amanfromearth

Mordor

Eye of Sauron, surely?

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Spies in the sky: The leaps and bounds from balloons to spook sats

amanfromearth

SR-71

You connected the development of the SR-71 to the shooting down of Gary Powers in 1960, but the SR-71 project was started in 1958.

At least that's what it says on the info board at Duxford. Well worth a tripto see it in the flesh actually . There's also a B-52.

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Woman nails 'cheating boyf' on Russian 'Street View'

amanfromearth

boyf ??

Boyf? !

Where's the rest of the goddamn letters?

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USA sinks Atlantic cable plan over Huawei worries

amanfromearth

Re: When the cable is laid..

..and go sinking.

FTFY

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amanfromearth

Last para, "Huwawei Marine"

Is the Reg employing geordie sub-eds now?

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Ask Google this impossible question, get web filth as a reward

amanfromearth
Trollface

It's a feature

Google figured that anyone who searches for those terms needs to get a life.

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Illicit phone rings in Sri Lankan inmate's back crack

amanfromearth

Re: Give us the hole story!

He was doing a little web browsing with it, and got to the part where he need to enter colon in the URL...

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Curiosity photographs mysterious metal object on Martian rock

amanfromearth

The Sword in the Stone

"Who so Pulleth Out This Sword of this Stone and Anvil, is Rightwise King Born of all Mars" - Dejah Thoris 2617

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Hydrogen on demand from silicon nanospheres - just add water

amanfromearth

Re: Doesn't this defeat the purpose ...?

Patent nonsense. The fiery disk cannot pass under the elephants. Everyone knows it's turtles all the way down.

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Satnav blunder sends Belgian granny 1,450km to Croatia

amanfromearth
Headmaster

Re: license

You missed a letter in surrounded.

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Boffins cook raw numbers, hope to bake PERFECT kilogram

amanfromearth

Re: Not sure there is much point in a Quantum Kilogram

You could store in a box with a cat

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Information teleportation goes large-scale

amanfromearth

Re: what is the signifcance of the breakthrough here

> Which in theory means that you can build a brick wall between the two assemblies and still see these results.

As long as there is a hole in the wall for the fibre optic.

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New science upsets calculations on sea level rise, climate change

amanfromearth

> Doha delegates take note

Something tells me they aren't reading this venerable organ.

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NASA admits hiding 'really good' news from Martian soil

amanfromearth

Re: They found ...

Slartibartfast will be pleased

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Apple staff call Taiwanese filmmaker an 'idiot'

amanfromearth

He does sounds like an possible idiot

He wants apps which have the content of his books removed so he can make an app himself and give away the content free.

Sounds like an idiot; I'll put him down as a possible idiot.

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Serenading mice can sing along if you hum a few bars

amanfromearth

From the movie..

Make with the clicky for the singing mice. Tra la!

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NASA funds sexy, stealthy, sideways supersonic flying wing

amanfromearth

What kung fu that?

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'SEX and the FEMALE BRAIN are CONNECTED' - shock discovery

amanfromearth
Coat

Aha

Finally this explains why Lesbians always look so f-ing miserable.

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Assange granted asylum by Ecuador after US refused to rule out charges

amanfromearth

Re: Getting him out

He won't be able to fit though the door with all the Ferrero Rocher he's been scoffing..

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Baidu bods arrested after deleting posts for dosh

amanfromearth

Re: Does anyone else

No mate, we're all a bit thick.

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Facebook: 83 million IMPOSTERS stalk our network

amanfromearth

"...and, is this a good thing or a bad thing?"

Yes, .. yes it is.

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Ice Cream Sandwich still a no-show for most Android users

amanfromearth

Re: Meh.

"The phone manufacturers are in the business of selling phones"

Not all..

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