* Posts by Richard 120

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'Fileless' malware installs into RAM

Richard 120

Re: so it does install files?

That's what this version does.

What about the version that they haven't found yet, which just lives in RAM.

If it's pervasive enough then the botnet could just run in RAM.

And then when the JVM's die so too does that part of the botnet, so the body is dumped, no evidence.

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Banks toss $8bn into Facebook's lap ahead of IPO

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Unhappy

Re: Banks have a lot to answer for.

Who do the banks answer to?

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STUNNING NEW APPLE DEVICES that will follow the iPad 3 HD!

Richard 120
Pint

Re: My faith in humanity has been destroyed

I think part of the problem is that it's not even a Friday, let alone April 1st.

I did get slightly confused and disorientated in the 4th dimension when I read this, I did find it funny though.

And because I'm still slightly disoriented, have a drink, it's some day in the week, the future is happening as you read this, the weekend approaches.

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Richard 120

Re: Yer a bit previous, lads

The date format is also entirely logical, or at least more logical than the US format.

Reading from left to right the magnitude of the figures increases, day, month, year.

What's the logic behind the random sequence in the US format?

A more useful format I find is usually the reverse : year, month, day.

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Righthaven stripped of rights

Richard 120

Re: "Moot" means many things.

I'd go as far as to say that the OP is a moot point.

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Ford: kick your car to open the boot

Richard 120
Facepalm

But

Won't Apple sue for patent infringement?

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Oz says 41 hits a day turn bloggers into publishers

Richard 120

Forum Posts

So how different is posting on a blog to posting on a forum?

Will we see a return of the Moderatrix? Or at least a return to the dark ages between the new "free post" system and the Moderatrix.

This means we'll need an edit button.

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Apple: We never said Siri would actually work in the UK

Richard 120

Re: Fascism

You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means

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Blighty's Post Office computer system goes titsup

Richard 120
Facepalm

Re: Ten quid

You say it as a joke, but I've seen it happen, it was about 6 months after a go-live and the DB server went bang.

There was no archive policy and they simply hadn't designed in any cleanup process.

The solution - bigger disks, worked for a bit.

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US shuts down Canadian gambling site with Verisign's help

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Thumb Up

Re: America...

I'm guessing maybe that the downvotes and the subsequent reply didn't get the reference.

It's Team America : World Police

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Richard 120

They already are

But only if the "house" is outside America.

If it's inside America and pays it's taxes then it's fine.

They call it protectionism and they say that people shouldn't do it.

I'm guessing they mean that people outside of America shouldn't do it.

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Hey Commentard! - or is that Commenter?

Richard 120
Happy

Re: Commentard is OK, Freetard not so much

Why do you think that?

Freetard and Paytard are antonyms and are used by el Reg fairly regularly, if they are snide labels then at least el Reg is slinging mud in all directions, what you might call balanced journalism.

If all are treated equally in such a way then how can it be derogatory?

Biting the hand that feeds IT and all that.

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Richard 120

Re: I have not voted.

Aha, your pseudonym is revealed, Ned Flanders.

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Woman spanked for dissing ex in Facebook snapshot

Richard 120

Re: Re: Re: Translation

@Alister, fix it by clicking on the upvote. I am led to understand that this cancels out aforementioned misclick

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Now Proview seeks ban on ALL iPads coming out of China

Richard 120
Facepalm

They've kind of buggered themselves up there too

It's not like Apple can actually go for anything similar because of the precendent they themselves have set in their litigiousness, iPood, Driphone & Pad to name but three.

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Richard 120
Coffee/keyboard

bellendery

*snigger*

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iPads seized from shelves by Chinese officials

Richard 120
Mushroom

LOSE

FFS the word is lose!

Loose makes me think of a dog crapping all over the furniture.

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US tweet deportation: Chilling behind-the-scenes photos

Richard 120

Re: imagine if they had been....

Asian,

We probably would not have heard about the story unless maybe we lived in Asia and they reported it in the Asian press, never having been there I assume they have newspapers and the like.

I'm not sure why you'd expect to hear about incidents involving Americans and Asians in the European press?

Similarly, I had a friend who mentioned that during the reporting of the Costa Concordia incident that the numbers breakdown mentioned Spanish, British, Italians etc. the rest of them were apparently Asian.

I would expect the Asian press to break it down similarly, so there were Chinese, Korean, Indian etc., the rest were from somewhere else.

I think you may be a British with Asian origins or an Asian living in Britain who's a bit disgruntled about the lack of Asian reporting, don't take it so personally, it's just a different part of the world.

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Facebook IPO: Boom or bubble?

Richard 120

The money is real

The money comes from the purchase of virtual items with real money.

Zynga is a top provider of freemium games. If you're not sure what freemium is then google will help.

I'm not entirely sure that their valuation is based entirely on genuine currency though.

Zynga valued at roughly $7bn, from what I can gather FB take a 30% cut (the Apple model) of transactions made on the site, so 30% of what Zynga makes is 12% of what FB makes.

If you go with the simplest of maths and use some poor logic still favouring facebook two and a half times the valuation of Zynga, roughly a fifth of the $100bn valuation.

I don't trade, but I have been on facebook and got bored of Zynga games so I find it interesting that they come up with these astronomical numbers.

I'm guessing the rest of the revenue comes from other freemium games, advertising and probably some "goodwill" which from what I can gather is a proper "virtual money"

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Richard 120
Joke

Go back and read again

sed 's/uk/ck/'

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ICANN responds to smut portal antitrust lawsuit

Richard 120

Hmm

So non-profit organisations, that's like a charity right?

So charities give the stuff they get given to the people it's intended for, like children in africa, that sort of thing, oviously after deducting their overheads (or "skimming" as I like to think of it)

What happens to the cash given to ICANN then? Presumably a hefty amount of "skimming" and maybe a chunk goes to the people it's intended for, presumably those running the DNS servers?

If I was looking after those DNS servers I'd be thinking - "Where's my chunk?"

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Feds: Apple, Google, Adobe, Intel, Pixar had wage-fixing no-poach pact

Richard 120
FAIL

@Aaron Em

What are you going on about?

You think a union is made up of only people who do the same jobs?

I'm afraid you're somewhat behind the times, by several decades.

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Richard 120

The emplyees may take advantage

But that only works to a certain point, if you are skilled and a good worker you get rewarded, whereas if you're not then you don't.

What is wrong with wanting a salary that reflects your abilities and effort?

Take what these companies have done to the extreme and you end up with slavery.

This is the sort of act (and logic) which keeps the 1% rich.

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Richard 120

You mean

Like a union?

There should be more action by unions on behalf of IT staff, including contractors.

I'm part ot the way socialist.

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Iranian coder faces execution 'for building smut websites'

Richard 120
Trollface

Obvious

Obvious troll is obvious.

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Teen net addicts pee in bottles to stay glued to WoW

Richard 120
Terminator

And we're one step closer to the matrix

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The Register to publish other sites' blacked-out content in SOPA protest

Richard 120
IT Angle

Semaphore

Can we not use semaphore it's got to be cheaper and cleaner too?

Think of the jobs created getting spotters and signallers installed on all the hills, mounds, mountains over the country, that'd be good for the economy too.

Of course binary data would need to be re-encoded into hexavigesimal.

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Richard 120
WTF?

WTF?!

What sort of censorship is that?

That's like playing hide and seek with a three year old where they put their hands over their eyes so that you can't see them.

Are these internet companies just pretending perhaps?

Making it easy to circumvent the censorship in order to maintain their presence and not lose too many page hits?

Cop-out

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Neighbours not Liking Facebook's new campus

Richard 120
Alien

Freak

How many hands do you have?

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Farmville maker Zynga raises $1bn for IPO

Richard 120

Where's the value of Facebook coming from?

Zynga are the people who have monetized Facebook.

I don't see that facebook on it's own has great value other than (another) advertising platform.

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Jedi light-sabre beats Taser in Oregon parking-lot fracas

Richard 120

Sith

Is he not slightly more likely to be a Sith?

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World's biggest music streaming service launches - for tech idiots

Richard 120
FAIL

Condesceding much?

"don't tell me what to do. I have habits that are older than you are."

Hypocrit.

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Richard 120
Flame

This is The Register, where technical people read articles on particle physics and reminisce about the days of computing when there were punch cards, or you had to do your own memory management malloc & calloc etc.

Surely we can be as condescending about tech idiots as we like, it's our domain.

People are just as condescending if not more so about us (techies, geeks or nerds) when they're in their domain, so I'd say they're fair game for cendescension here.

If you don't like it go read the daily mail.

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I have you now! Top 10 Star Wars Xmas presents

Richard 120

Also

There's some awesome Star Wars Lego out there -

http://shop.lego.com/en-GB/Super-Star-Destroyer-10221?icmp=COHomeShopUK10221

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Microsoft beaten down 16pc on software sales to NHS

Richard 120

Not all Criminal Justice

I work on a CJ account, we run SLES albeit on VMware, we've been running it for years, we've got some IBM stuff too, which is where I reckon a lot of money goes.

I suggested open source AV instead of paying McAfee, but that was basically laughed at, other open source stuff does tend to get jumped on if you can make it work though.

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2011's Best... Premium Tablets

Richard 120

Still don't really see the point

I keep going round in circles on this one, I start out looking at ebook readers because I haven't enough space to store all the books I want. Hmm, a kobo touch at £99, or a kindle, at £149 would be good, but for a few quid more I can get a tablet, I could then use an ebook reader, but I'd also be able to watch youtube videos and look at colour content on the interwebs, but I have a netbook already, and that has a keyboard, what am I getting with a tablet?

Then I twig I don't need any of it, and I wonder why I wanted it in the first place.

Then I realise I'm being upsold and it's all marketing hype. THANKS el REG and to think I trusted you!

So I've placed an order for the basic kindle wifi at £89 after a lot of uming and ahing about other ebook readers, I'm going to give it to my wife.

Meanwhile I'll keep reading books until something comes along that does everything I want and has some advantages over existing technology.

Colour e-ink, decent refresh rates & decent battery life.

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Early 2012 date for UK Kindle Fire debut

Richard 120

Priced as cheaply, yeah, right.

$199 translates to £219 is my bet.

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Japan, Russia in plan for elephant to birth CLONE MAMMOTH

Richard 120
Happy

I'll have a large McDodo(TM) burger meal please.

But surely there's some multinational corporation with enough money and vision to Trademark an entire species as a foodstuff?

They could copyright the genome, and sell sterile ones as pets (called Pickwick)

Think of the possibilities for profit!

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Richard 120

mmmm

Tasty, I for one welcome these new and exotic meats that were obviously prized foodstuffs of the time.

They should bring back the dodo too, that was apparently tasty enough to be made extinct from it's edibility.

And a thousand years in the future they could bring back Anchovies.

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Apple: Siri isn't anti-abortion

Richard 120

Problem with search engines in general

I think "fair and balanced" is not something that applies in search engine world. The people with the bigger budgets get the top slots in pretty much all the search engines and if you're not on a search engine then to some people you don't exist.

The problem's wider than abortion clinics as I see it, you're guided by your choice of where to look for services, so if that's google then as pointed out you get the places that google knows about and they'll push you in the direction of the one giving them the most money.

The solution I can think of? Use different methods when assessing which service/product provider you want to use. Not just one search engine, not just search engines.

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The End of Free: Web 2.0 will squeeze punters rotten

Richard 120

Nice idea

However, as every fule kno, the business is to make the money, ALL of the money, the option to do data mining is not mutually exclusive.

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BUSTED! Secret app on millions of phones logs key taps

Richard 120

Don't tell me what to do.

How do you know?

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Spillover from 400lb man squeezed fellow flier into galley

Richard 120

Orange

Is descriptive of the colour, not to be associated with the fruit of the same name.

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Bagged salad contained decomposed AVIAN CORPSE

Richard 120

So how did that go then?

Did you complain saying "There was a grasshopper in my salad, I want my money back."

And they wrote back saying "Aha! You can't have your money back because it wasn't a grasshopper, it was a caterpillar."

I'm not sure whether the species of invertebrate should really matter.

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Welsh factions clash over .cymru and .wales bids

Richard 120
Stop

Stupid argument

It's still a fucking stupid idea

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Chell clips Cant to top Play School presenter slot

Richard 120

Still going, in spirit, if not in name.

I saw a show recently on kids TV which had my sons rapturous attention, it had 3 different shaped windows, a big ted and various other toys, it was very similar structure to how I remember Play School, and who was one of the presenters? Only Floella Benjamin.

I wasn't paying enough attention to catch the name of the show though. I think it was on CBBC

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Gallery mulls 'damage' after cleaner scrubs modern art

Richard 120

Post Mortem

Ironic Publicity Stunt?

I think this has probably increased the value of the pile of rubbish^ESC<dw><dw><dw> installation and the artists other "installations" by drawing attention to it.

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BOFH: We don't need no stinkin' upgrade

Richard 120
Meh

Version numbers

I'm always getting hassled about version numbers, there seems to be some deep rooted desire to have every bit of code/configuration even database record associated with a version number. It drives me nuts, whenevery I'm forced into giving a version number to something which previously didn't have one I just say it's version 1.

It's completely meaningless, the only real thing of worth are the SVN repository numbers and the build numbers, but try saying it's version 4447 (SVN revision number) people get upset, no idea why.

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