* Posts by Richard 120

539 posts • joined 17 Jun 2009

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Sysadmin given Licence To Perve shows why you always get it in writing

Richard 120

Post Apocalyptic Meltdown yes

However, they did seem to cause a Barbara Streisand effect by initiating the confrontation in the manner they chose. Would it not be better to have been a bit more discreet?

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BT hauled into Old Bailey after engineer's 7-metre fall broke both his ankles

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Re: Re:It's ok, it's obvious you type your replies before thinking

@BurnT'offering

Very good, I see what you did there :)

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Middle-aged US bloke pleads guilty to iCloud celeb nude photo hack

Richard 120

Re: Middle aged?

Not young, not old, therefore middle.

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BOFH: This laptop has ceased to be. And it's pub o'clock soon

Richard 120

Ah, the boss

The answer to all your questions is "How long is a piece of string?"

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Murderous necrophiliac kangaroo briefly wins nation's heart

Richard 120

@Fibbles

I expect I'll regret asking, but was it the chimp or the tortoise that was unfortunate?

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Re: Natural behaviour

@paulf

It did occur to me that inter-species sex is probably not called bestiality when it doesn't involve a human, I was just being Daily Mail type lazy (not being a proper journalist and also being lazy) and I figured it would be understood and forgiven.

I should remember where I'm posting.

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Natural behaviour

I look at this sort of thing and think about people who say "it's not natural" when describing something like homosexuality.

Behaviour in the natural world are not always things that are acceptable in human society, gang rape, paedophilia, necrophilia, bestiality, the list goes on.

Then there's the marketing of products as "natural" as if it's a good thing, I think to myself deadly nightshade, that's entirely natural, why don't you go and garnish your salad with that?

What is it that sets human civilisation apart from the natural world? It's those unnatural behaviours and unnatural things. There aren't really many though, you look hard enough and you'll probably find similar behaviour in nature anyway. The best ones I keep coming back to are glasses and books, you don't find things like that outside human civilisation.

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If it still works six months from now, count yourself lucky

Richard 120

One of the best routers if you got the right version, flash it with third party firmware it can act as a network bridge and all sorts of other cool functions.

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Richard 120

It's a bit of a troll article to be honest eulogising apple when compared to cheap tat pre-built machines.

On a website where most of the readership will build their own kit and will be perfectly aware that you get what you pay for and some manufacturers provide better components than others.

There are also exceptions to every rule. Sometimes you get unlucky, sometimes you get lucky.

If we want to go down the route of Apple vs. Microsoft vs. A.N. Other then it entirely depends on your own abilities and tolerances.

I am not a fan of Apple because their environment is a walled garden, I can't break it in the way that I want to break it, I'm not a fan of Microsoft for similar reasons, things that I want control over are hidden in the depths of things which you can't get at without breaking something else.

I want to be allowed to at least be able to see how something is working in order to break it in a way that suits me, I want root.

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Man goes to collect stolen-car court docs found in stolen car in stolen car

Richard 120

Re: Oxymoron List

Project Manager

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Get whimsical and win a Western Digital Black 6TB hard drive

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Whitehall IT running costs creep up again to £4.6bn

Richard 120

Re: As an evil consultant...

There are a lot of parallels between private and public IT projects, awards for failure, pretending things didn't happen etc.

The main difference I have found is that usually in private IT the buck stops with someone, usually the person nominally in charge. In govt projects (local or central, I've done both) the buck goes to committee to be passed around endlessly.

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Microsoft in Blighty reveals its 78 THOUSAND POUND Surface 3 slabloid

Richard 120

Bug?

I doubt that's a bug, that's going to be a data error, a value missing from a database.

It's going to be a fall back to a default value, not the programmers fault, this one's the fault of the beancounters.

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BOFH: Don't go changing on Friday evenings, I don't wanna work that hard

Richard 120

Re: All of our updates are on a Friday

"we can spend all weekend fixing it without causing significant damage to the company processes"

You've been sucked in there.

Changes are made when people are around to notice them and people (you) are getting paid to fix them, why the hell would you spend your free time doing the corporates a favour? You can be damned sure they won't do you any.

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Ubuntu daddy Mark Shuttleworth loses fight to cancel $20m bank fee

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robbed at gunpoint

I'm guessing that the one's who know someone who has been robbed at gunpoint are the ones holding the guns....

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EC probe into murky cross border e-commerce kicks off

Richard 120

Re: Why don't I buy cross border?

Deal with the euro transaction issue by getting a Metro bank account.

It uses the mastercard exchange rates and doesn't charge a foreign transaction fee for european transactions, it has saved me money on foreign holidays and importing from europe.

It won't speed up or discount delivery though, but I am very comfortable in going to foreign websites using google translate to turn them into something almost readable and buying things from them.

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Apple Watch HATES tattoos: Inky pink sinks rinky-dink sensor

Richard 120

Re: But I don't wank with my left hand.

Give it a try, it'll feel just like someone else is doing it.

Are gathering wankstats not the primary function of the device then?

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'Roly poly' soft, wobbly robot BANGS EXPLOSIVELY, leaps 0.5m in air

Richard 120

Re: "They're They're Scott, its just the internet, not the Times."

+1 for the sarcasm

-1 for just annoying the damned hell out of me

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH so conflicted!

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ATTENTION SETI scientists! It's TOO LATE: ALIENS will ATTACK in 2049

Richard 120

I nominate

guffpulse for word of the year

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Norks: We might be aggressive but we didn't hack Sony!

Richard 120
Devil

HotNORKdeals.com

I'm not sure what to expect from that website....

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My HOUSE used to be a PUB: How to save the UK high street

Richard 120

Impressive

I'm amazed they managed to do that with a pair of canine carcasses.

I guess it must be technical wizardry like the kind used in doctor who & cinderella (tardis & pumpkin coach respectively)

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Starship Troopers beat Aliens, Robots AND Chuck Norris to WIN in a FIGHT

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@Captain DaFt

I must have watched that movie about 20 times when I was young, repeatedly borrowing it from the video store down the road.

I thought I was the only person in the world who had watched it and thought it was fantastic.

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Dodgy payday loan ads make up 83% of cases probed by UK's FCA

Richard 120

Re: I'll just leave this here...

Don't beat yourself up about it, there are worse things to get paid for.

I used to work in sales. I'm so sorry, I need to go wash my soul now...

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Don't snap SELFIES at the polls – it may screw up voting, says official

Richard 120

Re: Doesn't matter anyway...

@Symon

excellent, that means I can sell my vote numerous times, TYVM

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Facebook, you fools! Forget Oculus, you could have bought TRON-type headsets

Richard 120

@David W & Sir Runcible Spoon

I don't understand your logic.

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Richard 120

"Probably about as well as your phone does."

You could even go as far as to say

EXACTLY as well as your phone does.

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No, Minister. You CAN'T de-Kindle your eBooks!

Richard 120

Re: Given the amount of practice they've had...

Ah you have a problem you see, it's built using a coding language that's already got bugs in it.

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Judge throws out lawsuit lobbed at Facebook for using kids' pics in targeted ads

Richard 120

Re: Read the T&Cs of the web site

I expect he's a well paid asshole...

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Improbable: YOU gave model Lily Cole £200k for her Impossible.com whimsy-site

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Re: 'If you're a millionaire, you literally can't fail'

To be honest they'd probably spend a lot of it on drinking and partying, I know I would have.

I'm not entirely sure whether or not that's actually a better deal for the taxpayer, I don't think there's that much in it.

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Malaysia Airlines mystery: Click here for the TRUTH

Richard 120

Re: It's obvious!

Surely that's Peter Mandelson

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Amazon wants me to WEAR NAPPIES?! But I'm a 40-something MAN

Richard 120

But, but, but

You're not buying what they want you to buy!

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My work-from-home setup's better than the office. It's GLORIOUS

Richard 120

Re: ITs going backwards

Nope, I'm way too far down the chain to do that, it's only the people near the top who are allowed to do that sort of thing.

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Richard 120

ITs going backwards

Bizarrely when our office found that their old laptops couldn't easily be upgraded to Windows 7 from XP started issuing new laptops, which have slower CPU's less memory and no DVD/CD reader let alone writer in them, that might be okay if they also provided everyone with a means to transfer information.

Working within a department that deals with govt. data means we need a secure means of transferring data between systems, this has always meant CD's or DVD's which are shredded after use.

The alternative is encrypted USB memory sticks, however these are small in capacity, relatively slow and apparently non-existent as far as the IT ordering system goes.

I lucked out by virtue of getting a fairly new laptop in the right gap between upgrades which meant that it came with windows 7 installed and was actually better than the old one, including coming with a DVDRW drive.

When I say lucky it comes with the downside of a queue of people holding blank CD's...

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Hey, MoJ, we're not your Buddi: Brit firm abandons 'frustrating' crim-tagging contract

Richard 120

@John Smith 19

I often have the same suspicions when these things happen, that it's all backhanders and deals made on the golf course.

More often than that it's just blind incompetence from what I can gather.

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Richard 120

Re: recompete

It happens so much in govt contracts I think it has to be.

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Richard 120

Yes, it's not the first time. I've seen it before, they want to pay for an off the shelf solution, but they want it to do things that the off the shelf solution doesn't do, and then they don't want to pay for development, they want that to be paid for by the solution provider (at risk), and then they still want to keep the IP.

Um, no.

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Winklevoss twins say their Bitcoins will take them to SPAAAAACE

Richard 120

Re: Interesting...

Optimistic, I was thinking "If" instead of "When".

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EU delays vote on roaming, open internet after TRANSLATION fail

Richard 120

Re: Wha?

What sort of tossing is that? The SFW kind or the NSFW kind?

I'm afraid I get a bit confounded by daily mail rhetoric.

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Minecraft developer kills Kickstarted Minecraft movie

Richard 120

Response

How come the response was not -

"Fuck you it's parody, and fair use"

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HARD ONES: Three new PC games that are BLOODY DIFFICULT

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Facepalm

You did that deliberately

In the taskbar the heading is truncated to

HARD ON...

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Language-mangling Germans fling open Handygate to selfie-snapping whistleblowers

Richard 120

I think it's okay

as a prefix,

gateway, gatecrasher, gatehouse, gatepost, gatekeeper (I am the gatekeeper, you are the keymaster)

um, gateaux?

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Apple plans to waggle iNormous 4½-incher in fanbois' faces

Richard 120

Phablet

Ha! I scoff at your request.

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Devs write 'film my shag' sex app for Google Glass

Richard 120

Re: Why?

Oh, that's absolutely brilliant! That even gives them an "avenue" to accidentally "slurp" more data.

They can collect vast amounts of "DNA".

Get my patent lawyers on the phone.

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Blighty's winter storms are PUNY compared to Saturn's 200mph, 15,000 mile wide HEXACANE

Richard 120

Another hexagon?

That copyright symbol, it looks to me like another hexagon and from the bottom picture it appears to be another weather formation (maelstrom/vortex?)

Even storms encompassed in storms on Saturn are mightier than the whole of Blighty's winter storms...

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Undercover BBC man exposes Amazon worker drone's daily 11-mile trek

Richard 120

Re: Could be a lot worse

I concur, I've given polenta many chances, at least three, and that's three more than I wish.

I would consider it to be the Anti-bacon, but I've already given that accolade to celery.

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Pac-Man GHOST nebula is literally the coolest thing in the universe – boffins

Richard 120

Is that place where that temperature was achieved still that cold?

Or did they turn the machine off?

I am pretty sure that it's currently no longer as cold as it was, there maybe some other experiment running currently which is making a specific location cold for a short while, but let's face it, they're really not going to stay colder than this place in any kind of timescale that's going to appear on a geological clock.

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Vulture 2 paintjob: Kim Jong-un battles flag-waving Brits

Richard 120
Headmaster

Re: PINK!? PINK!?

Agreed, magenta is #FF00FF, that's the colour there.

Pink, I'd say is #FFCCCC.

(Not a grammar nazi, a colour nazi)

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Man+iPhone versus artificial intelligence: Anki robot racer slot cars

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Re: I want one @Richard 120

My kids are great, wonderful things they are, without them I couldn't justify the amount of money I've spent on star wars lego, or video games.

Kids are the perfect excuse for buying these things, but honestly do you actually want them to get their sticky hands all over the stuff?

Just give them the box and tell them to use their imagination.

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