* Posts by Gaz 5

8 posts • joined 16 Jun 2009

Facebook moves into Sun Microsystems carcass

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1 million square feet? What's that in football* pitches/tennis courts/Wales?

Standard units please!

*Association, Rugby or Gridiron, all are permissable.

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Mexican woman gets litigious on Top Gear's ass

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WTF?

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What I found odd about it was the amount of screen time the segment got. Usually on Top Gear it's a couple of throwaway pseudo-xenophobic comments from Clarkson that get shouted down by May & Hamster pretty quickly. This went on much longer than was funny. Besides, given Hammond's love for the Zonda as a car designed 'by a 10 year old', surely a car that they could've put in a Mexican wrestling mask had much better material than that?!

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Reg hack tickled by Kent schoolgirl

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title schmitle

Just read said story, and "poked themselves in the eye with a biscuit" has conjured up my favourite mental image of the year. It's up there with Airplane's drinking problem!

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Dolphin speaks: Ditch the iPad, give me the Toughbook!

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Bonus points if the flowerpot contained Petunias!

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Piles for Windows - a pain in the arse?

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I want it!

But only if it plays that music, just to make something so mundane seem awesome :)

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Election losers? Our clapped-out parties

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FAIL

My view

So, the people have spoken. And they've said they have no faith in any existing party in their current form. This

election _was_ a popularity contest; what the leaders and their teams failed to realise is that none of them are popular. What was needed was someone to demonstrate strength, even if it meant making unpopular decisions. Gordon Brown perhaps could have done it, if he'd realised he had nothing to lose and was already highly unpopular. Call a bigot a bigot? Stand by it! Nick Clegg maybe, if he wasn't lumbered with a crap party. And Cameron may make a good politician, but not a good leader. How can the British people rally around any of them? It's been very telling that all their campaigns have essentially been based around "like us, please!". The less said about those daft debates the better. I find myself longing for Blair and Hague again - how bad is that?! Can the next Winston Churchill please stand up! God help Great Britain.

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LHC dimensional apocalypse from midnight: Your thoughts

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Not worried

No matter if we do get invaded from a parallel universe - Ace Rimmer will pop across too and save us!

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Homer Simpson speaks out on satnavs

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Simpson, Homer Simpson...

He's about to hit a chesnut tree!

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