* Posts by Richard 12

1659 posts • joined 16 Jun 2009

KABOOM! Billionaire fingers dud valve in ROCKET WIBBLE PRANG BLAST

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Re: I don't think this is the spirit of Tintin's gaily colored moon rocket

It has to come down fast because it can't hover.

The throttle only goes as low as ~1.8G, so the least it can do is roughly maximum braking of a high-performance car. (0.8G)

Lower throttle isn't possible because turbopumps don't do slow, among other things.

According to Scott Manley, it's trying to drive at a brick wall at 120mph, then slam on the brakes and come to a halt just touching the wall.

This time it slammed on the brakes ever so slightly too late.

Next time...

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High on bath salts, alleged Norse god attempts tree love

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Why was the first response to Taser him?

Would they have shot him first instead if the cop hadn't got a Taser on him?

They can and do kill. It's not a magic stun-phaser like in Star Trek, and somebody high on drugs is at higher than usual risk of death if Tasered.

I wonder what would have happened if the policemen did nothing? Would he have quietly passed out after sexing the tree?

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Soil and sand harden as SPEEDING MISSILES and METEORS SLAM into GROUND – boffins

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Hypersonic jobbie?

Eeewww! That's a hideous image...

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PHYSICS APPLECART UPSET as dark energy disappears, Universe slams on brakes

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Re: Science is self-correcting

Press release != science.

Then the reporting of the press releases gets even further from the actual results.

It's primarily shoddy journalists, who simply don't understand science at all, but pretend that it's just like the arts or humanities.

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ICANN urges US, Canada: Help us stop the 'predatory' monster we created ... dot-sucks!

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FAIL

The new TLDs were sold in an almost identical manner

So that's equally 'predatory', yes?

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Sony tells hacked gamer to pay for crooks' abuse of PlayStation account

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Re: Lawsuit

Class action isn't really a thing in Europe.

That said, it's a wonderful own-goal by Sony.

The only possible legal results from this are that they cancel the alleged debt, or that they cancel the alleged debt and pay a fine.

The PR result is already clear.

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Re: Other reasons to get your account banned

No, that's known as an 'abusive contract' clause, which has no power whatsoever in any European country.

Dear Sony, you will lose. Trading Standards will rip you a new one.

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Light the torches! NSA's BFF Senator Feinstein calls for e-book burning

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Mushroom

I read it when I was young and foolish enough to consider making some of the recipes.

Fortunately, I was never quite foolish enough.

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Dot-com intimidation forces Indiana to undo hated anti-gay law

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Re: More gas please. My fire's going out...

Not that load of bollocks again.

You can find somebody claiming anything if you search hard enough.

I pity you. It must be so difficult to maintain such a flawed and bigoted worldview.

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Re: Is there no refuge?

Your right to throw a punch ends before it hits another's face.

I think that explains it.

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Straw man - it doesn't matter how big a religion is.

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South Korea to NUKE Microsoft ActiveX

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Re: "proprietary standards"

He just missed the 'scare quotes' around 'standards'.

There are such things as proprietary standards/specifications though:

A company publishes an interoperability specification which others can use, perhaps even royalty-free, but the company retains full control over it.

Most APIs are like that.

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No, really, the $17,000 Apple Watch IS all about getting your leg over

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Re: True. Things Just Happen

If it's hard work, then maybe it's not right.

It might be hard sometimes, but marriage isn't work!

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Microsoft gets data centres powered up for big UPS turn-off

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Lithium ion eh?

As far as I recall lithium ion batteries really don't like deep discharge and wear out much faster than the equivalent sealed lead-acid.

So this technique means you'll be replacing more, smaller batteries more often - hoping that 1000 small batteries costs less than 10 big ones.

Not to mention the interesting fire loading - lithium battery fires cannot be doused, and the batteries catch fire quite easily when damaged or overcharged.

You basically have to wait for it to burn out and then put out the secondary fires.

Can their fire suppression system cope with that?

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A day may come when flash memory is USELESS. But today is not that day

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Re: Open question...

A disc doesn't have to write a full block, it's the file systems that do that.

Not all file systems use blocks, and those that do generally allow you to choose the block size if you want a different tradeoff between storing the location of the data and the data itself.

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We need copyright reform so Belgians can watch cricket, says MEP

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Re: A simple solution?

If I, as a Brit, want to buy German bread then I can send a German bakery money and they send me the bread.

Shipping might be expensive and a bit stale once it arrives, but I can do it and the law does not affect my ability to do so.

However, if I want to buy German television, I cannot. It is simply impossible to do without breaching copyright.

If I want to watch it, I must breach the copyright.

This is the *only* type of goods or services where this is the case within the EU, and it's obviously stupid.

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Atomic keyrings: Just how bright are they?

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What odd units

Under 4 microlumens per square inch.

Or 1.3 candela / sq metre in SI units.

So, roughly the brightness of a single candle diffused across a square metre.

Wolfram Alpha says it's less than half the apparent luminance of the twilight sky.

Which is very dim, as the human eye is logarithmic.

But certainly visible.

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Google adds evil-code scanning to Play Store

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Re: Google Apps

Yes indeedy.

Why should I need to root my device in order to selectively allow/deny applications unnecessary privileges?

That is one thing Apple do a little better.

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Boffins brew up FIRST CUPPA in SPAAACE using wireless energy (well, sort of)

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Odd that he lists the mostly solved problems as the "huge challenges", but ignores the "make one of these things actually work" and "make it not be a bloody superweapon of hideous death"

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X+Y shows teens are teens, regardless of where they are 'on the spectrum'

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It's about Power

A simple and quick way to gain and retain Power is to define an "Other", upon which blame can be placed.

The powerful can either 'pity' "them", try to change "them" to be more like "us", or remove "them".

When a problem arises, it's tempting and really easy to say "The problem came from them", not "us.

Thus diverting attention from the real cause.

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A gold MacBook with just ONE USB port? Apple, you're DRUNK

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All the Mac users I know use USB sticks daily.

Most of them use a second USB device at the same time - what it is varies, but nearly all of them do.

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Re: @Dave 126 Not a universal view

So this one isn't even enough for you.

The nearest comparison is the Microsoft Surface Pro 3, which has a grand total of one USB 3.0 port and one power port - and everyone I know ends up carrying a USB hub because it's not enough.

Most people use USB sticks to transfer files between computers. It's simple and intuitive.

At the office, everyone connects via the wired ethernet because it's faster - most via a desktop dock.

Surface Pro has a dock, does this?

This new Macbook is clearly intended as an alternate iPad with the same pattern of consumption-only use.

So, it's alienating all the professionals who use Mac for creative purposes - continuing a worrying trend from Apple.

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Hated smart meters likely to be 'a costly failure' – MPs

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Re: In the news over the weekend...

Most modern PSUs (chargers etc) are quite capacitive and so have a low power factor in the other direction.

It's all pretty silly anyway, as after I got rid of my electric shower I've not used more than 400kWh in any given month, it's usually closer to 300kWh.

So even in a bad month, my mean (24hour) consumption is under 560W - or 1700W for 8-hour days - which means the error bars are rather significant.

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Apple Watch: HOT WRIST ACTION plus slim $1299 MacBooks - and HBO TV

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Re: Why?

18 months? Useless.

Mine ran for 5 years.

The replacement battery only managed 3, and I was so annoyed that I stopped wearing a watch altogether.

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Give biometrics the FINGER: Horror tales from the ENCRYPT

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Re: Vertical Thinking

You also need two versions to cover about 99% of the population.

No idea what you do for the last 1% or so.

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Top Euro court ends mega ebook VAT slash in France, Luxembourg

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I luff my 3G Kindle.

Even works in deepest darkest Peru :)

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Google's 'encrypted-by-default' Android is NOT encrypting by default

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Re: it's a shame...

I'm certain that it would be technically possible for Google to do, and pretty sure that they employ people who are good at it.

However, I'm also pretty sure that doing so would have simply got them sued, gaining them nothing.

This type of limitation is usually legal, not technical.

(There are several features we've been forced to remove from our products due to stupid patents that should never have been granted. Unfortunately, the court would have been in Texas, so...)

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El Reg regains atomic keyring capability

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Unhappy

You bastards, the purple ones are gone!

Any idea when they might be back in stock?

I have some money here that I want to dispose of in return for a nuclear furnace.

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Firefox 36 swats bugs, adds HTTP2 and gets certifiably serious

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Re: @paulf - Have they stopped

That's because the guy in charge of the UI is an insane control freak who has no understanding of his users at all.

He needs to be fired, he's a bloody idiot.

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Samsung in second SSD slowdown SNAFU

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Re: Can we just lose FLASH already?

Ferro-electric NVRAM is on the shelves already, but the density is still very low and the price high.

I've not seen any FeNVRAM bigger than 256kbit yet. It compares very well with SRAM and battery/supercap backup, but not Flash.

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Lenovo to customers: We only just found out about this Superfish vuln – remove it NOW

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Correction

Superfish were the party in question.

Unless they outsourced their entire product, in which case, they are not only evil, but stupid as well.

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HAWKING ALERT: Leave planet Earth, find a new home. Stupid humans

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Re: No point moving out

Except that heaven is described as being "brighter than the Sun", so somebody would have taken that to mean "nuke everyone"

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The millionaire former playboy, Hugh Hefner, and a crucial fight over playboy.london

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Re: This is why extra TLDs were stupid

As absolutely everybody predicted, and ICANN chose to ignore because money.

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Apple design don Jony Ive: Build-your-own phone is BOLLOCKS

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Actually, he didn't.

The Model T was originally available in a variety of different colours - none of which were black.

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It's not easy being Green. But WHY insist we knit our own ties?

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Re: Let me get this right:

The point is that you are richer because you can afford the free time it takes to bake that delicious loaf.

You do it because it's fun, not because you have to.

Your free time is part of the bounty of being a specialist.

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Samsung: Our TVs? SPYING on you? HA HA! Whee! Just a JOKE of course

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Re: My main TV

You could just deny it any access to your Internet connection.

That's easier and just as effective.

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Post-pub nosh neckfiller: The Red Dwarf chilli chutney egg sarnie

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Re: Oversold it, major fail!

This married fan would disagree.

My other half isn't a fan but she's foreign so couldn't be expected to understand.

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Re: nom nom nomenclature problem

The line is "Triple fried-egg butty with chilli sauce and chutney".

The "chilli sauce and chutney" is repeated, they're definitely two separate ingredients.

Can't find the script online unfortunately.

I do wonder what was in the actual prop.

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NASA: Check out this TWIRLY SPACE DWARF – and NEVER moan about our budget

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Re: A bit interesting

Don't tell the Elf.

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Assange's cop chaperones have cost £10 MEEELLION to date

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Re: Has it cost anything at all?

The reason for quoting this cost is that the officers can't do anything else while waiting for Assange to come out.

The coppers and equipment would have been employed and the money spent either way, but it could have been used in other, more useful ways.

- walking the beat, responding to calls etc.

Instead the officers are standing around watching a door, hoping he'll come out and they can arrest him, pass him on to the Swedes or the courts and get back to doing something else.

There's no choice though. As a country we simply cannot allow anyone to abscond bail.

The difference here is that he convinced another sovereign state to let him sleep on their couch.

They probably wouldn't do that for me, but apparently he's quite persuasive.

Eventually they'll decide he can't stay anymore and that will be that. He'll be taken to Sweden, face the police there, perhaps be tried, be convicted or cleared and when that's over, he'll be deported back to the UK to serve his sentence for absconding.

At that point it would be trivial for another interested country to request the dubious pleasure of his company.

If his claims of US involvement are true, then absconding was the stupidest thing he could have done, other than flying to the USA and knocking on the door of the Pentagon.

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Why Windows 10 on Raspberry Pi 2? Upton: 'I drank the Kool-Aid'

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Re: "There is nothing to touch Visual Studio"

Qt Creator is also considerably better than Visual Studio.

Infinitely better if you want to go cross-platform, whether Qt or pure C++. (Kits are awesome)

The MS C++ compiler is great for Windows, but only Windows.

Pretty much every developer knows that Windows is the wrong OS for IoT - too expensive in terms of hardware, development tools and per-unit licence costs.

Presumably this is MS' attempt to change that, but unless they become free they will fail.

IoT is low margin, high volume. That's the point!

I can do embedded Linux and RTX development for the cost of the hardware alone, and while I'm happy to pay extra for developer support, the key feature is that the resulting product has a zero cost licence.

For a device that has a total hardware cost of under $30, a $50 licence is laughable, and even $5 is unrealistic.

Enclosure or Windows? I pick enclosure.

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Ugly, incomplete, buggy: Windows 10 faces a sprint to the finish

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Re: looking for apps

Textual searching is fundamentally broken because it requires the user to know the name and spelling of the application.

Both of which may be unexpected and may change between versions.

Furthermore, if you have two items with similar names you cannot tell the difference in a flat list of search results.

This is why the Win7 Start Menu had that highlight of newly-installed programs, and why a hierarchical menu is necessary.

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YOU. Your women are mine. Give them to me. I want to sell them

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Re: "In no way am I suggesting that INgrooves is an evil bunch of bastards"

Or what they have done is of questionable legality, as asserting a copyright claim when it is obviously false may be a breach of the DMCA.

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Which of UK's major ISPs will let you have exotic p0rn? NONE OF THEM

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Re: Sweet... (YouTube Buffering).

Perhaps, but when it's perfect via a proxy from the same browser, there are clearly shenanigans.

Perhaps peering, but the tracert implies otherwise.

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DAMN YOU! Microsoft blasts Google over zero-day blabgasm

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Google got you the patch a month early

MS wanted to delay to mid-February.

Google pushed them to fix it now.

In fact, Google pushed them into fixing it at all.

Now, perhaps MS will put more effort into detecting and fixing these earlier.

Perhaps MS will also put more effort into finding and disclosing security problems in Google's products - and giving Google a fixed 90 days to fix them.

In both these scenarios the customer wins.

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Tesla S P85+: Smiling all the way to the next charging point

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Re: If only..

Except that it does not exist, and certainly will not exist in the next decade.

The massive improvements in computation and radio (cellphone, TV etc) have come from efficacy improvements - doing more useful work with the same amount of energy.

In a vehicle the useful work is purely energy conversion - absolute maximum of 100% efficiency.

Electric motors and motor controllers already exceed 90% efficiency, and thus cannot ever get more than 10% better.

Even assuming we can somehow get that back into the battery, it is still not enough by the fundamental laws of motion - air resistance, rolling, simple increase in vertical height!

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Our EXCLUSIVE VID of MIRACLE TECH: Charge your phone in 16 SECONDS – WIRELESSLY

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Re: Maybe not a battery

You can discharge a NiCad in mere seconds.

You don't get to use it again, but by Jove it's exciting!

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Tax Systems: The good, the bad and the completely toot toot ding-dong loopy

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Re: rising productivity raises wages

Of course it does.

Is your employer more likely to pay you more if they make a higher profit or a lower profit?

Your bargaining position is much better if you know they can afford to pay you more, and even better if they need you.

Actually, corporation tax is one way of pushing up wages - higher wages means lower profits thus lower tax, as well as (theoretically) better staff.

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Re: I wonder

So I arrange my affairs so I buy everything through my employer.

At the end of each charging period, they calculate my total expenditure, subtract it from my salary and pay me the difference minus the transaction tax.

Their suppliers do the same.

To minimise tax liability all you have to do is bring income and outgoings as close as possible.

The logical result is a massive monopoly - not just for one product, but for all products, and to charge your employees so much that their take-home pay is zero.

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Last year was utter rubbish. Thanks for being part of it!

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Re: Come on the great South, we're rooting for you

The Norks have actual nuclear weapons, and a history of doing the batshit insane.

Remember that much of South Korea is within artillery range, so they don't need a high tech delivery system.

'ing terrifying really.

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