* Posts by Richard 12

1632 posts • joined 16 Jun 2009

El Reg regains atomic keyring capability

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You bastards, the purple ones are gone!

Any idea when they might be back in stock?

I have some money here that I want to dispose of in return for a nuclear furnace.

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Firefox 36 swats bugs, adds HTTP2 and gets certifiably serious

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Re: @paulf - Have they stopped

That's because the guy in charge of the UI is an insane control freak who has no understanding of his users at all.

He needs to be fired, he's a bloody idiot.

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Samsung in second SSD slowdown SNAFU

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Re: Can we just lose FLASH already?

Ferro-electric NVRAM is on the shelves already, but the density is still very low and the price high.

I've not seen any FeNVRAM bigger than 256kbit yet. It compares very well with SRAM and battery/supercap backup, but not Flash.

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Lenovo to customers: We only just found out about this Superfish vuln – remove it NOW

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Correction

Superfish were the party in question.

Unless they outsourced their entire product, in which case, they are not only evil, but stupid as well.

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HAWKING ALERT: Leave planet Earth, find a new home. Stupid humans

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Re: No point moving out

Except that heaven is described as being "brighter than the Sun", so somebody would have taken that to mean "nuke everyone"

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The millionaire former playboy, Hugh Hefner, and a crucial fight over playboy.london

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Re: This is why extra TLDs were stupid

As absolutely everybody predicted, and ICANN chose to ignore because money.

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Apple design don Jony Ive: Build-your-own phone is BOLLOCKS

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Actually, he didn't.

The Model T was originally available in a variety of different colours - none of which were black.

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It's not easy being Green. But WHY insist we knit our own ties?

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Re: Let me get this right:

The point is that you are richer because you can afford the free time it takes to bake that delicious loaf.

You do it because it's fun, not because you have to.

Your free time is part of the bounty of being a specialist.

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Samsung: Our TVs? SPYING on you? HA HA! Whee! Just a JOKE of course

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Re: My main TV

You could just deny it any access to your Internet connection.

That's easier and just as effective.

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Post-pub nosh neckfiller: The Red Dwarf chilli chutney egg sarnie

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Re: Oversold it, major fail!

This married fan would disagree.

My other half isn't a fan but she's foreign so couldn't be expected to understand.

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Re: nom nom nomenclature problem

The line is "Triple fried-egg butty with chilli sauce and chutney".

The "chilli sauce and chutney" is repeated, they're definitely two separate ingredients.

Can't find the script online unfortunately.

I do wonder what was in the actual prop.

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NASA: Check out this TWIRLY SPACE DWARF – and NEVER moan about our budget

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Re: A bit interesting

Don't tell the Elf.

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Assange's cop chaperones have cost £10 MEEELLION to date

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Re: Has it cost anything at all?

The reason for quoting this cost is that the officers can't do anything else while waiting for Assange to come out.

The coppers and equipment would have been employed and the money spent either way, but it could have been used in other, more useful ways.

- walking the beat, responding to calls etc.

Instead the officers are standing around watching a door, hoping he'll come out and they can arrest him, pass him on to the Swedes or the courts and get back to doing something else.

There's no choice though. As a country we simply cannot allow anyone to abscond bail.

The difference here is that he convinced another sovereign state to let him sleep on their couch.

They probably wouldn't do that for me, but apparently he's quite persuasive.

Eventually they'll decide he can't stay anymore and that will be that. He'll be taken to Sweden, face the police there, perhaps be tried, be convicted or cleared and when that's over, he'll be deported back to the UK to serve his sentence for absconding.

At that point it would be trivial for another interested country to request the dubious pleasure of his company.

If his claims of US involvement are true, then absconding was the stupidest thing he could have done, other than flying to the USA and knocking on the door of the Pentagon.

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Why Windows 10 on Raspberry Pi 2? Upton: 'I drank the Kool-Aid'

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Re: "There is nothing to touch Visual Studio"

Qt Creator is also considerably better than Visual Studio.

Infinitely better if you want to go cross-platform, whether Qt or pure C++. (Kits are awesome)

The MS C++ compiler is great for Windows, but only Windows.

Pretty much every developer knows that Windows is the wrong OS for IoT - too expensive in terms of hardware, development tools and per-unit licence costs.

Presumably this is MS' attempt to change that, but unless they become free they will fail.

IoT is low margin, high volume. That's the point!

I can do embedded Linux and RTX development for the cost of the hardware alone, and while I'm happy to pay extra for developer support, the key feature is that the resulting product has a zero cost licence.

For a device that has a total hardware cost of under $30, a $50 licence is laughable, and even $5 is unrealistic.

Enclosure or Windows? I pick enclosure.

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Ugly, incomplete, buggy: Windows 10 faces a sprint to the finish

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Re: looking for apps

Textual searching is fundamentally broken because it requires the user to know the name and spelling of the application.

Both of which may be unexpected and may change between versions.

Furthermore, if you have two items with similar names you cannot tell the difference in a flat list of search results.

This is why the Win7 Start Menu had that highlight of newly-installed programs, and why a hierarchical menu is necessary.

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YOU. Your women are mine. Give them to me. I want to sell them

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Re: "In no way am I suggesting that INgrooves is an evil bunch of bastards"

Or what they have done is of questionable legality, as asserting a copyright claim when it is obviously false may be a breach of the DMCA.

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Which of UK's major ISPs will let you have exotic p0rn? NONE OF THEM

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Re: Sweet... (YouTube Buffering).

Perhaps, but when it's perfect via a proxy from the same browser, there are clearly shenanigans.

Perhaps peering, but the tracert implies otherwise.

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DAMN YOU! Microsoft blasts Google over zero-day blabgasm

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Google got you the patch a month early

MS wanted to delay to mid-February.

Google pushed them to fix it now.

In fact, Google pushed them into fixing it at all.

Now, perhaps MS will put more effort into detecting and fixing these earlier.

Perhaps MS will also put more effort into finding and disclosing security problems in Google's products - and giving Google a fixed 90 days to fix them.

In both these scenarios the customer wins.

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Tesla S P85+: Smiling all the way to the next charging point

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Re: If only..

Except that it does not exist, and certainly will not exist in the next decade.

The massive improvements in computation and radio (cellphone, TV etc) have come from efficacy improvements - doing more useful work with the same amount of energy.

In a vehicle the useful work is purely energy conversion - absolute maximum of 100% efficiency.

Electric motors and motor controllers already exceed 90% efficiency, and thus cannot ever get more than 10% better.

Even assuming we can somehow get that back into the battery, it is still not enough by the fundamental laws of motion - air resistance, rolling, simple increase in vertical height!

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Our EXCLUSIVE VID of MIRACLE TECH: Charge your phone in 16 SECONDS – WIRELESSLY

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Re: Maybe not a battery

You can discharge a NiCad in mere seconds.

You don't get to use it again, but by Jove it's exciting!

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Tax Systems: The good, the bad and the completely toot toot ding-dong loopy

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Re: rising productivity raises wages

Of course it does.

Is your employer more likely to pay you more if they make a higher profit or a lower profit?

Your bargaining position is much better if you know they can afford to pay you more, and even better if they need you.

Actually, corporation tax is one way of pushing up wages - higher wages means lower profits thus lower tax, as well as (theoretically) better staff.

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Re: I wonder

So I arrange my affairs so I buy everything through my employer.

At the end of each charging period, they calculate my total expenditure, subtract it from my salary and pay me the difference minus the transaction tax.

Their suppliers do the same.

To minimise tax liability all you have to do is bring income and outgoings as close as possible.

The logical result is a massive monopoly - not just for one product, but for all products, and to charge your employees so much that their take-home pay is zero.

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Last year was utter rubbish. Thanks for being part of it!

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Re: Come on the great South, we're rooting for you

The Norks have actual nuclear weapons, and a history of doing the batshit insane.

Remember that much of South Korea is within artillery range, so they don't need a high tech delivery system.

'ing terrifying really.

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If BT gets EE, it will trigger EU treasure hunt for fixed lines

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Re: In theory....

All of which are examples of things which BT are not permitted to do.

They are also examples of why OFCOM are impotent and/or incompetent, as BT might or might not be doing some or all of these but OFCOM appear incapable or unwilling to examine whether or not they are, or of imposing meaningful sanctions should BT be doing so.

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European data law: UK.gov TRASHES 'unambiguous consent' plans

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Re: It doesn't really matter.

You cannot "opt out" of the working time directive.

The only thing you can do is to accept slightly longer weekly hours than the strictest set, but no more.

You still have a minimum hours off between shifts, a maximum hours in one shift, and a set of rules about breaks.

Unless you're self-employed though. Then it doesn't apply.

(Though a lot of people who claim to be self-employed actually are not.)

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Buses? PAH. Begone with your filthy peasant-wagons

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Re: Has the author not heard of TFLs Live Bus Arrivals?

Most buses don't have keys, just an "OFF/ON/START" switch.

And a clearly-marked battery isolator.

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Re: Buses are like HS2

You've clearly never actually tried to use the WiFi or mobile signal on a UK train - put simply, they don't work.

Aside from that, most of the time it wouldn't matter if they did because you can't get a seat with enough space to open your laptop.

I regularly try to work on the train while travelling to or from a customer's site, and about half the time I don't get anything done and have to catch up the work late in my hotel room, instead of supping at the bar as nature intended.

If the train was half an hour quicker then that would be either half an hour longer in the office/in bed before setting off, or half an hour longer in the hotel bar.

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Check your facts.

All "local" bus companies receive large subsidies, it's the only way they can exist.

For example, Sheffield's buses receive a subsidy of over £1.6 million a year from central government alone.

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/better-buses-for-sheffield

In 2013 the council then spent £4.5 million on bus stops etc - another subsidy.

I couldn't find figures for the fare take, but based on passenger numbers I'd guess the subsidy is probably 10% of total revenue.

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Re: the above problems point to one root cause

Because the entire point of an office block is to be near other office blocks.

This allows the high-ups to think that they are important because they have an office near the offices of %BIG_FIRM%, despite said firm not being a customer or supplier.

This isn't true. It's actually because most companies can only afford one location and don't like the idea of working from home.

Couple that with the fact that people generally don't like to move home, and you end up with large central blocks of "workplaces" where hundreds of employers exist, surrounded at a distance by homes.

Or a "city".

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When algorithms ATTACK: Facebook sez soz for tacky 'Year in Review' FAIL

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Re: Blame the messenger.

Given that Facebook want people to post these types of events, they need to take them into account when programming.

However, we already knew that Zuckerberg is chaotic-evil aligned, so it's not that surprising when they don't.

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Mobe not-spots 'landmark deal'? We ain't thick, Javid

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Re: Network testing

I don't think any of the handsets expose the necessary detail.

I believe they only test signal strength though, which isn't a great indicator of whether or not a given cell can actually sustain a call.

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Dotcom 'saved' Xmas for Xbox – but no one can save Sony's titsup PlayStation Network

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Re: Incorrect

Or it didn't break everywhere at the same time?

Or it only affected sign-on (as per the article) so anybody already signed in would be unaffected?

A DDoS attack often doesn't totally take down a service, it just makes it very slow for normal users in some regions.

Your "Works for me" just means it worked for you, not for anybody else.

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We can change a bit from 0 to 1 WITHOUT CURRENT, say boffins

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It'll be about 20 years.

It's a lab experiment at the moment!

More seriously, this kind of thing tends to take 5-10 years to either reach the market or discover that it can't be made reliable enough/cheap enough to be marketable.

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HOLD IT! Last minute gifts for one's nerd minions

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Re: coffee in the UK

I import mine direct from Peru.

May have to try some of those London-based places once I run out of this batch.

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Why the chemistry between Hollywood, physics and maths is so hot right now

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Loved Interstellar too.

It was the first science fiction film I've ever seen that didn't have me screaming "You idiots!" at the screen at one point or another, either due to characters hugging the idiot ball or completely ignoring an obvious solution.

None of the characters in Interstellar did anything that should have been obviously stupid to them at the time. They made serious mistakes, they had drama and argued, but they stayed true to character and called each other out on their mistakes - and even seemed to learn from them.

It's so rare to have a science fiction film where the mistakes the characters made were actually believable!

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ASA slaps Ebuyer AGAIN - this time for ignoring regulator

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Re: So who to use now?

One should judge customer service by what happens when something has gone wrong.

I have had great service from Dabs, CCL and Amazon when things have gone wrong.

Scan seem fine, though I've not had anything go wrong with orders from them so take that with a pinch of salt!

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Did rock-hard aliens turn young Earth MOIST? New probe data emerges

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Re: Some may be further away

The chances of there being any are millions to one?

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Microsoft tries to defend Irish servers from US g-men invasion, again

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Re: @Gordon10

No, said prior ruling is what is being challenged.

The US may be breaking international law if the challenge fails.

At that point the EU could (and should) take the US to court over such possible breaches.

It would also sound the death knell of Amazon AWS, MS Azure and all other providers as they currently stand, forcing both companies spin off non-US-owned, totally separate companies to own and run all the servers and hardware outside of the US, simply to meet their legal obligations.

- If you break the law in Country B in order to follow the law in Country A then you're utterly screwed as a company and absolutely have to split.

It'd definitely make cloud hosting within the US a hell of a lot more expensive.

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Sacre block! French publishers to sue Adblock maker – report

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Time for another ad-blocker

Firefox or Chrome.

It must be easy to disable and re-enable on a per-site basis.

Any recommendations?

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How HAPPY am I on a scale of 1 to 10? Where do I click PISSED OFF?

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Re: You just understand

Thousands? [Citation needed]

I fly rather a lot, and I've never, ever seen anybody have anything other than a bottle of water get confiscated.

By the way - I mean "Actually discovered by the security checks", not "Passenger forgot they had it until joining the security queue". Aside from that, an item carried with no intent to harm is harmless.

A small amount of checking is needed, however the current level is way, way beyond what is sane or even useful.

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BLAST-OFF! BOAT FREE launch at last. Orion heads for SPAAAAACE

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Re: Great news

Yep.

A giant V2 filled with liquid oxygen and kerosene.

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'Identity skills shortage' will be problematic for Verify ID. (So not the TECH FAILS, then?)

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I love lamp

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Give nerds their own PRIVATE TRAIN CARRIAGES, say boffins

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Re: Bah!

The "Quiet" carriage is often misunderstood to be the carriage that has the least noise inside.

In fact its true purpose is to attract and contain the loud mobile phone users, and by doing so makes all the other carriages quieter.

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Musicians sue UK.gov over 'zero pay' copyright fix

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Re: laches or whatever it's called in the UK.

Interesting, that probably means that there is no case to answer, as the BPI have already stated that there is no loss.

Wonder how long it will take for the lawyers to decide, and how much money (both artists and general taxpayers) will be wasted.

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Why not do a media levy on wax cylinders?

Then everyone is happy.

There's a levy on media that xan only be used for copying audio, it earns nothing and costs nothing to administer.

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Mysterious BEAM outside London Googleplex ZAPPED

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Re: Astral eddy. Known issue with current mystechnology.

You can't inkjet print blood runes, everybody knows that - the nozzles are too small, so you end up with a hemolytic mess.

Plotters are much better, but interns are cheaper and come with free ink.

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Re: "beware: fibre optic cables"

Nope it's just a "DO NOT DIG HERE" sign laid in the ground a couple of inches above the fibre, in the vain hope that it'll reduce the chances of some muppet cutting the cable.

The better sign is "HIGH VOLTAGE CABLE", as JCB drivers tend to pay more attention to those due to the really loud bang that happens when they dig through those.

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'Snoopers' Charter IS DEAD', Lib Dems claim as party waves through IP address-matching

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Collective Responsibility?

Surely this should mean the members of the Cabinet are personally responsible for the inevitable fines DRIP and this new piece of illegal legislation will garner from the ECHR?

Maybe that would start to concentrate minds.

Only personal consequences work when dealing with such people.

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In a mall at the weekend? WORSE STILL, are you LOST?

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Re: Happy Happy Joy Joy

Nope, that phrase is the management saying "You're changing the ceiling lights on your own from now on, because your phone will now automatically call the ambulance to collect your cold, dead corpse before anyone important sees it if you fall, so it's now perfectly safe."

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UK's non-emergency police and NHS Vodafone systems go titsup NATIONWIDE

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Re: RAC too.

You're assuming his car has a real one, and not one of those stupid "space-saver" things - or indeed nothing at all.

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