* Posts by GeorgeTuk

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Phonemakers cry foul on Steve Jobs 'We're all alike' attack

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FAIL

All very well...

but how many people will watch just Jobs propaganda shot and be happy with the all phones have problems bit?

I admit I have not seen an iPhone 4 so not had a chance to replicate the issue, however 10 years in IT managing mobile phone contracts and hundreds of Blackberries, Nokia's and SEs and have never had a single person report the issue.

In fact going wider would have thought if there were any problems with others would have spotted it by now. Look at BB Storm, well known for being a bit crap. The Nokia N95 (as I remember) is well known for slow down and reboots. BUT none about antenna problems.

Google Nexus One spends dying days as dev phone

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Love my Nexus One as its pure.

Its a pure Android phone without any adding their rubbishy skins and social networking rubbish to it.

Steve Jobs denies Judas Phone antenna problems

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I know this shouldn't matter but....

those jeans?!

So much money, so little style.

And it does matter a little bit as it just engenders the geek culture in people's mind. Gates tidied up when he became a major player so why not jobs whose company purports to be so cool?

Android spanks Apple’s iOS 4 in JavaScript race

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Stop

Its the way you're holding it.

If you use two-fingers and hold at a 37* angle you will find that iPhone 4 is considerably faster. At everything.

Come on El Reg, listen to the Jobs.

Seriously though I didn't even realise there were other browsers for phones, I have found both Safari and the one for Android (Chrome!?) perfectly fine.

£99 iPhone stunt backfires

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WTF?

You cannot be serious?

Can you?

Why we love to hate Microsoft

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Stop

Thats it?

You have a company that sells such a varied range of products and services across every continent (not all great and some terrible), and your reason is that you are not admin by default?

That is just fanboi hate coming out.

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Agreed on OEM

Many of laptops out of the box for SMBs are so bloated by trial ware and rubbish that takes ages to get off.

Imaging is the answer yes but wouldn't it be nice if there was an agreement not to stick so much on.

Most laptops I look at as personal favours are full of spyware and get viruses because the bloatware expires and everyone assumes its fine so don't both buying. How about agreeing to adverts on start up instead of just blanket installs?

Video calling impresses Brits, if it's Apple video calling

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This is a tech website

And that means we all know its just re-marketing a currently available feature.

But Joe Public really doesn't know about these things and therefore it seems very impressive feature. You can bet that their focus groups included the basic users and they gave a list of features that they could do and would be impressive.

Innovation is nothing without marketing it correctly.

Suspended-animation cold sleep achieved in lab

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Now that is a response to a silly post

Top hole sir, top hole!

Apple's HTML5 'standards' hype debunked

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Thats because they scour the web for Apple guff

And then when they find out they can post they will, always supporting Apple.

Thats why I am scared they will do similar to this and Adobe bashing and fanbois plus the casual market will just take it as truth.

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I agree with top paragraph...

...it is to allow them to gloat a little bit, whether 100% accurate or not. And really who of the casual buyers is going to know (or care) about the technical difference.

X-51 hypersonic scramjet test: Flameout at Mach 5?

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I Spy With My Little Eye...

...something beginning with T.

Trident Replacement

Microsoft morris dancers upset Soho with Hotmail relaunch

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FAIL

Uninterrupted concentration...

...but still manages to break to use Twitter?

Classic "I am so busy and important" office moment.

Like the office manager here who was too busy to meet the recruitment team and spent the next two hours setting up a Facebook account...she is working her notice now.

'Steve Jobs' switches to Android

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Really?

Do people really get this excited about phones?

Yeah they are cool and all that but fake blogs and Operation Chokehold?! Very odd people out there.

YouTube: Auto-captions for everyone

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Go

Great news.

I welcome this warmly and think there should be more around for us that have hearing deficits.

Occasionly the captioning on the BBC news is pretty amusing anyway...

MS botches Office 2010 prices, hikes Professional by £30

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WTF?

Sorry but how much?

That is outrageous.

I know that is off the shelf but come on that is just silly. How can you justify that now? iWork (admittedly not as good) is just $80.

I think you have just lost yourself 130 licences, the only thing is Outlook, if I had a good alternative to that and could save in .DOC then I will be moving. I will actually be actively looking into it now.

OpenOffice 3.2 is on tap

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It annoys you so it must annoy everyone right?

Quite a few users here prefer the ribbon over the old style.

Yeah its slower but when people moan they are not getting value for money on Office released then they change something and everyone moans you got to feel for them....a little bit.

Defra tenders for sheep tracking database

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Stop

Isn't there better things to spend money on?

How about flood defences, sea and river?

Measures against and research into Foot and Mouth?

Protection of the countryside and building new footpaths?

No lets create another thing so we don't need to leave the office and print the fines from our desk!

Mozilla unfurls first mobile Firefox

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Adobe are losing friends fast

I remember the days when PDF and Flash were everything, now with open source stuff they are acting all Microsoft and getting lazy about the admittedly sizeable market share.

By no means perfect but Silverlight showed that rivals can make some headway.

Teletext toddles off as licence taken

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Alert

Yes what is happening to subtitles?

Being partially deaf myself subtitles make TV programes much easier to watch.

I understand Freeview subtitles work in a separate way but not entirely sure?!

And while I am on the subject why do More4 never have subtitles?

3D TV gets cold shower from Avatar man

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WTF?

As with everything...

...I'll wait until it becomes a more reasonable price and people stop forcing 3D everything on us.

I mean I can already see "Because of the unique way the BBC is funded see the amazing new 3D Eastenders on the new BBC HD 3D Super Duper channel...only available on paid for TV subscriptions, what did you think the licence is for fools!?"

Do I really want to se Ian Beale in 3D, I don't think so.

Yikes! It's the Yike Bike

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That looks inherently unsteady.

You expect to at least lean forward to steady yourself.

I like the idea of wasting money trying to re-invent something that doesn't need it. Bike design hasn't changed in nearly 90 years (different materials but basically same layout). Look at all the space in the frame for stuff...but oh no they want to be REALLY clever.

Trojan pr0n dialers make comeback on mobile phones

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Paris Hilton

Any ideas on names or places where they are picked up?

Would like to warn our users who travel to US but can't find a "standard" app or whatever they should be looking out for.

Of course they shouldn't be doing but we all know that argument doesn't hold much sway with gadgeteer salesmen!

Sony Ericsson outs see-through screen phone

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Paris Hilton

Real benefit?

Why, what is the real benefit?

US airport body scanners can store and export images

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Alert

Has anyone actually seen the pictures?

They are rubbish and if that consitutes pron then I for one am dismayed.

And of course it has the ability to store images, you want the evidence right? It is whether the ones shipped for use in airports actually have that ability switched on.

And lastly just what were the manufacturers going to do with these scanners before the terrorist attacks...makes you wonder eh? Lucky they had some ready to go.

Spider-Man 4 washed down plughole

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Pint

Indeed...

how will they spin it.

Probably the same X-Men Origins: Wolverine....so badly I don't even bother to watch it.

I have to say I think Watchmen signalled the end of any interesting superhero movies, after that they are all going to look a bit rubbish.

Yes, the Googlephone works in Blighty

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Please can one of the networks carry it?

Is there any news on an official outlet for the Google Phone ie. O2 or Orange?

Google uncloaks the Nexus One

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To be fair to them...

...I haven't heard them say it was going to be "bestest fone 4eva lol@" and don't think they ever wanted to re-define phones.

Like they didn't redesign search engines, or email or docs but plenty of people use them and I think thats what they want. Something shiny and new but not so radical that it is a big risk.

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Please come out on more than one network...

O2 have got no Google Android handsets nor Orange and we need some smartphones sharpish. Windows Mobile is crap, Blackberry is a pay for and iPhones are just too damn expensive.

Unless someone wants to correct me?!

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Erm, just read it again and noticed...

...they themselves put it in "superphone" category, sorry!

Google tries to quietly trample on Apple's toes

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I agree...

While it won't be as big as a success, anyone who wanted a caual user smartphone will have brought an iPhone already, it has that market cornered.

But as a large scale business device it is just not feasible, I think thats where Android and Nexus One come in. The iPhone is all well and good as long as people look after it, but if they don't pay for it they won't. I can't see my company giving such expensive devices that when broken will cost a fortune to replace.

iPhone is a massive success and Android seems like just another Symbian/Palm thing, here today forgotten tomorrow. Blackberry don't count as I don't want to manage another server.

Nuke-bunker-nobbling US megabomb delayed

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Happy

Fair enough...

...I stand corrected!

Apologies for the inaccuracies.

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Stop

exit...quit...bye...quitbye.ctrl-C..ctrlX.ctrl-alt-X...aarrrr*slam*

I like your tidy analogy of whats going on but if that guy in the street is harbouring a weapon that will wipe out the neighbourhood then its a bit different.

And anyway it's only Iran not letting anyone in, all the other countries with nuclear programs (for domestic or weaponised use) let the UN bodies in to see whats going on. But only Iran seem to think it's not apporopriate and then surprised when everyone thinks they might be concealing something.

Not saying it should be tackled with force but you have to understand that the other countries just want to know that Iran is playing on the same field as the others.

Angels can't fly: Official

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Gates Halo

Academics wasting time and money...Official.

Why even bother?

But got me thinking, what if someone drew an anatomically correct and flying angel, that would be fine and prove something?! Quick someone draw it and send it in, we can prove angels can fly.

Iraqi insurgents hack US drones with $26 software

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Fail.

As Whisky_35_Alpha says, in a very geeky military way, is very true.

Admittedly its not the best intel in the world but time is on their side, they can sit their and watch the feeds all day long. They can then find out if their little hideout is found and if so, move on.

Its quite embarassing since it is not that hard to encrypt the feeds but it is a very military thing, just bolt on more to what you already have until you realise there is a problem then it is realy hard to fix!

You would have thought somebody may have questioned this.

Copenhagen talks stalled by green puppeteers

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FAIL

What a surprise, they want money.

What sensible 3rd world nation doesn't want a wad of cash they never use for its intended purpose.

Why don't we actually give them the kit and not the money. Lets see Mugabe make embezlement from some solar panels.

Instead we have newsworthy headlines of chucking over £1bn to unspecified countrys to "combat climate change". It's not as if we are really ina fantastic position to be giving money away for anything other than emergency aid.

US monster-truck roboguns to blast enemies autonomously

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Big Al, my point exactly.

But then I guess that is the risk of chucking stones at a tank.

Sarko caught short in Irish VIP footie box shocker

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Happy

Well spotted Mark A

But bloomin' funny anyways!

Revolting postmen force early Windows 7 launch

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Coat

That unfair, I bet the good looking ones are stopping it too!

With talk like that you will get the unions on your case!

PunterNet thanks Harriet for massive upswing

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Stop

Classic New Labour

"The Internet Is Bad!"

We don't understand it and we don't check our facts but trust us there is bad stuff on there.

Brooke Shields pic exposes real/online rift

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WTF?

I will give the modern artists their art but...

...this cannot be art. Its just glorified kiddie porn.

I don't really like modern art but it doesn't mean it can't exist as other people like it. But this is just not art, if it was on the internet it would be indecent (as article says) so why should it be any different just because it is in an exhibition.

I know its probably only one picture but it seems sensible to remove.

As for the US showing it...thats just classic of their standing on many things.

Apple tablet will 'redefine print,' says rumor mill

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Stop

So I reckon it will be just like a Windows tablet...

...but will have a nice interface and in brushed silver, will also cost over £300 than even a similar Sony product.

And somehow it will sell by the buckload and at least 10 people will try to convince they must have one for work.

I don't how they have done exactly but Apple are the luckiest gits alive!

US drone crashes on Sunni party offices in Iraq

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Terminator

Oooops!

Ha ha, wonder what they were watching...not very subtle eh?

Just goes to show sometimes it's easier just to use people!

New Wii by 2011, claims gaming exec

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Maybe 2012 but not 2011

It would be hard on late comers and they are still making plenty of money now.

I am pretty sure there will be further little upgrades and that it will be backward compatible like the DS > DS Lite > DSi as that has won them alot of friends and customers.

2011 would mean they would have to start advertising next year but it would be hard to get anyone buying accessories for the Wii (like balance board, motion plus and the like) if people know there is a new one coming.

Don't forget there is always the replacement Xbox "just around the corner" according to analysts but I don't see it yet!

British troops get nifty techno-gunsights

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Go

Thirding Richard81

I agree we really should be looking everywhere for our kit to get it bought and into the hands of the people that need it. If it's already been designed and built lets buy that one instead of wasting time designing our own.

Silly arguments about the importance of kit being British cost us a lot of money, maybe for potentially conflict changing assets (like the Type45 and Taranis...I am not saying they are value for money though!) but for something that everyone else has already and we are buying in bulk numbers it should be best on the market.

73% of Brits too shagged for a shag

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Surely its long hours not laziness

I mean look at all the babies chavs have at 16 whilst most workers get babies at about 30.

Still that wouldn't get any headlines would it.

Did it actually breakdown any reasons for this tiredness or just blanket laziness. I know it would cost the economy lots but one day I would really love to see the European Working Time Directive enacted here, I really think it would make alot of us alot happier but maybe not richer.

Labour MP quits over McKinnon extradition vote

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Is he retiring before his pension collection date?

Is retiring before the next general election is called and making a real point by going without a pension? Or is he just going to go quietly about picking up his expenses?

Also not sure how he can diagree with parliament to resign when we vote (well not me, not my MP) to put him there to represent us.

IT workers grumble about lack of career path

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Stop

Reality check

In my 10 years experience I have come across many people who are unhappy with their career in IT, and many people on the outside who think it must be fabulously well paid (with some astronomical guesses at my packages).

I think the problem is a lot of people in the industry (not everyone!) thinks that by being able to tinker with computers and writing a blog that they are God's gift to IT. They also don't realise that IT department is just that, a department within a company that should conform and perform in the same way (not exactly obviously). You do have to be nice to people, be sociable, understand the business and do things that may be against your better judgement to help the business along.

People in IT should also be aware that having experience counts more than anything as well as being engaging and approachable. Just because you know stuff other people don't doesn't make you special or different. And also by gosh, the hobbies you have need to seperate you from your work, no one wants to hang out with a total geek and so it makes it much harder to meet people in the company and therefore get on.

Three rules I have for getting on in IT:

1) Talk to people about how IT can help their department (it's not all about locking stuff down)

2) Get some more interesting hobbies than gaming and sci-fi (keep them as well though if you want)

3) Prepare to work that little bit harder and maybe a little bit later without a massive thank you. Sometimes its viewed as doing your job.

I am not saying I am amazing but being 27 years old and IT Manager for 120 odd people isn't too bad, touch wood!

'No more CCTV', cries top CCTV cop

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Stop

More cameras than the SF Police Dept.

Maybe but has anyone considered that it is actually possible that the San Francisco Police Department don't own/control the CCTV cameras.

It might be, just a little pie in the sky thinking here, that the police departments job there is purely policing and not all and sundry tasks for whoever.

McKinnon faces final appeal against extradition

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Stop

Done the crime now do the time

Sorry but unless he has serious learning difficulties then he should be going to prison.

It doesn't matter what the crime is, you have to take the punishment. He knew he was committing a crime, admitted to it but now doesn't want to do the punishment.

Its like me saying, yes I will commit fraud and get lots of cash but if you catch me I am sorry and I was only doing it for charity. Hacking into secure government systems at home or abroad is a crime, he knew it and whether he was doing it for good or bad he committed a crime, and sorry but crime carries a punishment.

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