Posts by Steve 26
27 posts • joined Tuesday 16th June 2009 10:57 GMT
Re: "drink the contents from a wet-dry vacuum cleaner"
So you understand why he started masturbating on the floor when she fired her .38?
Re: I took the opportunity
Much less than £100 - all you need to lower a Mini is a hacksaw, and some big washers when you overdo it.
Posted in Ten... Father's Day gifts
dilapidated shopping centre in Reading
Same as ANY shopping centre in Reading
You're a cynic.
43 managers, one worker?
If I read this correctly, there are 43 managers and one person that does the work (Workforce: Emma de-la-Haye), sounds about right for a government department.
Re: "cosmic impact"
Most likely yes.
Re: Screw the technology
Would rather have the triple breasted whore myself.
It would be cheaper to hire 25,000 people to follow the crims on the basis of £2.9bn/25,000 = £116,000 each over 6 years, = £19,333 p/a
Tin foil hats
In other news, the Taliban show the first practical use of tin foil hats.
Wrong hole
Having seen a few American grumble flicks I think they may confused as to which hole they should be investigating.
two fire engines packed with 10 firefighters
That will be one fireman to remove the ring and nine to have a good laugh
Speaker
How about putting a decent speakerin your phones instead?
No complaints from me
They fixed my overheating HTC Desire in 7 days including outbound and return delivery, can't complain about that really. Ok, I can, it is a known problem with a batch of phones and the honest thing to do would to have issued a recall.
Bionic Eye?
Look at the right eye - is that a google camera transplanted in there? Or was her father Isaiah Mayer?
Hardly a surprise
As anyone who's watched a few porn films will agree, we all know they prefer it up the ar$e.
Mine's a thumbs up, obviously.
Warning next time please
Ye gods, that gave me a fright, what did she look like *before* the car crash?
Greenie alert
Looks like some greenie twittered his chums to get his mates to vote for his post. How sad, we're used to those tactics though.
Posted in DoH puts brakes on Summary Care Record
Call it what it is
It might help if, instead of calling it something vague and stupid like 'Summary Care Record', they called it something descriptive like 'Electronic Medical History'. Or even better, Computer Health Record Of National Insurance Contributor, CHRONIC for short.
Oh no, world stops spinning
Hoards of spotty teenagers forced to enter into conversation with real people - what a shocker.
.001% back up to strength in about 6 hours
...in ideal circumstances, since they divide every 20 minutes
human curvature
I'm glad SE have added 'human curvature' to their new phone, because if my experience with the C905 is common I expect a lot of people will want to tell them to shove it up their Ar$e.
Increased Mortality
It always makes me laugh to see 'increased mortality rates'. It's 100% for everyone. Are obese people going to die twice?
Posted in iPhone saves woman from bear
Brick
I imagine if you chuck ANY brick sized object at a bear it's going to think twice about attacking.
Illicit relations
"This product encourages illicit sexual relations. Islamic culture forbids these relations except within the confines of marriage"
So if you are a Muslim and married, it's okay to have illicit sexual relations? Where do I sign up?
Posted in Facebook kills 'Kill Obama' poll
Brown
Is there a poll for 'Is Gordon Brown a one-eyed Scottish Idiot'?
Answer:
A. Yes
or
B. Yes
Translation:
"being sold in bags at ridiculously cheap prices which undermined legitimate retailers".
Translation: Being sold in bags at reasonable prices undermining legitimate retailers ability to sell pieces of moulded plastic at ridiculously inflated prices.
