27 posts • joined Tuesday 16th June 2009 10:57 GMT
Re: "drink the contents from a wet-dry vacuum cleaner"
So you understand why he started masturbating on the floor when she fired her .38?
Re: I took the opportunity
Much less than £100 - all you need to lower a Mini is a hacksaw, and some big washers when you overdo it.
43 managers, one worker?
If I read this correctly, there are 43 managers and one person that does the work (Workforce: Emma de-la-Haye), sounds about right for a government department.
Re: "cosmic impact"
Most likely yes.
Re: Screw the technology
Would rather have the triple breasted whore myself.
It would be cheaper to hire 25,000 people to follow the crims on the basis of £2.9bn/25,000 = £116,000 each over 6 years, = £19,333 p/a
two fire engines packed with 10 firefighters
That will be one fireman to remove the ring and nine to have a good laugh
No complaints from me
They fixed my overheating HTC Desire in 7 days including outbound and return delivery, can't complain about that really. Ok, I can, it is a known problem with a batch of phones and the honest thing to do would to have issued a recall.
Hardly a surprise
As anyone who's watched a few porn films will agree, we all know they prefer it up the ar$e.
Mine's a thumbs up, obviously.
Call it what it is
It might help if, instead of calling it something vague and stupid like 'Summary Care Record', they called it something descriptive like 'Electronic Medical History'. Or even better, Computer Health Record Of National Insurance Contributor, CHRONIC for short.
.001% back up to strength in about 6 hours
...in ideal circumstances, since they divide every 20 minutes
It always makes me laugh to see 'increased mortality rates'. It's 100% for everyone. Are obese people going to die twice?
"This product encourages illicit sexual relations. Islamic culture forbids these relations except within the confines of marriage"
So if you are a Muslim and married, it's okay to have illicit sexual relations? Where do I sign up?
"being sold in bags at ridiculously cheap prices which undermined legitimate retailers".
Translation: Being sold in bags at reasonable prices undermining legitimate retailers ability to sell pieces of moulded plastic at ridiculously inflated prices.