342 posts • joined Tuesday 16th June 2009 09:36 GMT
Backstabbing by another name
I was TUPE'd as part of a UK FTSE 100 firm wanting to offshore its IT to an Indian tech firm. Immediately we all lost our final salary pensions and were signed up for a standard alternative one that offered far worse terms. We were all also thrown out of the employees' sharesave scheme, losing the chance to buy shares at a discount.
Within days of the transfer we were all told we were 'at risk of redundancy' and asked to train our (cheaper) Indian replacements. These people were allegedly paid the same as us although their compulsory bed-and-board deductions while they were in the UK apparently made up a significant proportion of their salaries...
It's hard not to assume that the whole process was intended just so that our former employer could deny laying people off to the press - "No, guv, not us. We TUPE'd them. We're nice and ethical!"
It's those 'Where were you when....?" moments
Tom Baker was my first Doctor, so he's the best. I can still remember, with startling clarity, where I was at the shocking moment when he turned into Peter Davison. Until 2001 that was my equivalent of what my parents called 'a JFK moment'.
I didn't think much of the next couple, as the series wound down, but Eccleston wasn't bad, Tennant was better and Matt Smith was somewhere between the two. I'm just glad it's back.
Have a jelly baby...
Re: You can't win
"Why do you always question what I'm asking for, why can't you just do it?"
I counter this by saying that when someone goes to the Doctor and says, "I think I have a flesh-eating disease on my leg" s/he doesn't immediately reach for the chainsaw. It's rarely sensible to skip investigation of a problem if you want a long-term resolution for it.
Re: Dyson have a point.
"Someone must define a 'standard carpet' with an exact laboratory-standard mixture of dust particles of various sizes and a measured quantity of cat hair."
Which? do this already. Here's a snippet from their 'How we test vacuum cleaners' notes:
"For our carpet test, first a machine spreads super-fine sand from Arizona over a carpet and grinds it in. We then strap each vacuum cleaner into the rig, which pulls and pushes it back and forth five times as it sucks up the dust. This is known as the ‘Arizona sand’ test.
We repeat this test several times, measuring when bags or canisters are empty, and also when they're filled with 100g and 400g of dust. Each vacuum cleaner covers a distance of 288m in this test alone. The rig springs into action again to do a similar job for smooth and creviced wood floors.
A bad vacuum cleaner picks up less than half of the dirt in the carpet, where as a Best Buy can pick up twice as much."
Miele usually spank all opposition.
Noting the absence of a power lead in the pic it occurred to me that Apple are missing a trick. For the extra hundred quid they should have put an inductive plate on the base so that you could power it through your desk. The one remaining unavoidable wire gets hidden away and the aesthetics go uncompromised by even so much as a solitary piece of cable.
Re: Battery life?
Batteries do perform more poorly over time. Just pop off the back cover and replace it with a new battery.
Oh yes, Apple device. Hmm, sorry, you're stuck with it.
I agree with your conclusion: Microsoft should have bought RIM. But in my opinion they ruled it out because it's so widely perceived as failing that they didn't want to be associated with it.
It's a shame as RIM do still have plenty of USPs that nobody else has. Personally I think a Windows Phone, with toys like BBM and the end-to-end encryption plus all of the centralised server management gubbins, would be well worth having.
Did nobody mention to them that BlackBerry Enterprise Server also needs you to buy client access licences for all the business features? Microsoft really like selling licences. I'm sure that would have persuaded them.
Another tale of woe - that's in the customer's favour
My parents recently moved house and had BT transfer phone and broadband to the new address.
Then a 'sorry to hear you're leaving us' letter arrived. They weren't changing providers.
BT investigated. Apparently. The conclusion was that they'd been 'slammed'. But, after weeks, it turns out they hadn't. They're still with BT and always were. But all this cocking around means that nobody has asked for any money. So my parents have the wonderful situation of free telephony and broadband until BT realise that they're the ones providing the service.
A letter to the chairman's office saying 'I'd like to pay for my services' finally elicited a response but still -four months on - they won't take any money...
Re: Reg ongoing feature?
"Currently it's a solution looking for a problem that doesn't exist"
As someone who is desperate for people in Sezchuan province, China to be able to use their computer to turn my lights on and off, there's a pressing need for this right now.
Advice for you: don't follow it up with 'Get ready for a surprise!'
Re: Fascinating article
But I'm still awaiting the explanation of how every tape left in a car for more than a fortnight could mutate into a 'Best of Queen' compilation.
A, er, friend of mine once wanted to print a document while working at a US army base in Germany.
Ignoring the odd-looking mysterious black box next to the printer he found a spare IEC lead and plugged in the (US-voltage) Laserjet. It did actually start a self-test before the smoke started and the lights went out for the whole building.
Several scary-looking men with guns weren't impressed with me. Er, I mean him.
So the Americans will either be calling it 'ununpentum' or 'elerum' then?
"...25 years and legally you won't be able to go on the road without it."
Probably not, since the cost of all those new cars (let alone the environmental cost of destroying millions of old-but-still-working classic cars) would be prohibitive. There's plenty of us out there who are quite fond of some of those old-fashioned machines.
But I suspect that once the self-driving cars' liability issues are resolved it'll cost a lot more to insure a human to do the driving.
Re: I'm sure that there'l be a variety of amusing commentary here ...
"near unanimous" sounds a bit unequivocal if you're going to use that as your justification for the words "simple proven fact".
I remember awaiting with bated breath the update from NT 3.5 to the (far more usable) NT3.51, on which I got my first MCSE. That was before the dumbing down of MCSE bootcamps of course. It's like they say about school exams now: far harder in the old days! ;-)
Re: Random numbers
This was a feature on BlackBerries. (remember them?) You used to be asked to move around the trackball-thingy™ which generated genuinely random data.
If it relies on the mobile phone network what will they do where the signal isn't good enough?
Presumably the tinfoil hat wearers will just, er, wrap the meter in tinfoil anyway to block 'them' from doing whatever nefarious things it is that 'they' might do.
Personally I quite like this way of working. I can still do most things via the GUI and the majority of wizards show the actual Powershell command that they're going to execute at the end.
Having a GUI present you with the Powershell is a great way to get a feel for it (and also see if the shell command might be quicker and easier next time). I'm no scripting expert but I'm building up a bank of scripts / commands which is, slowly, improving my skill.
Ultimately you should end up with the flexibility of both systems - GUI and shell - and hopefully the skill to use whichever is most appropriate.
...will still want their own car, where the Health & Safety people haven't (yet) prevented them from practising their vice.
Re: Eduroam, and similar
"I suspect that the reason is management. The institutions are clearly in the hands of the academics, and the IT people are clearly expected to provide a working system"
You're right that it's down to how it's managed but it's primarily because most academics respect the skills and experience of their IT staff just as we're expected to respect their knowledge in their field.
Out in the corporate world IT is seen only as a cost that reduces profit margins, rather than a crucial part of the infrastructure.
Re: Fine in theory. Crap in practice
We're already paying climate-change taxes in the UK.
With this idea you could at least be sure that the taxes you're asked to pay are directly linked to the outcome of the activity, rather than the current arbitrary government-decided number.
That's why they won't change to this system.
Time for a new credit card firm?
They could even resurrect the name 'Access'. Several shops around here still have that logo in their window.
If you'd like to see the effect of alternating current on a filament bulb take a look at The Slow Mo guys' video. Well worth a look.
Re: His legal status.
More importantly does his current status explain why the trademark on his name has lapsed? I'm sure that every previous El Reg article quotes him as Julian Assange™.
Re: Let's get, err ...practical
Good question and one I'd like to know the answer to.
Re: A few points:
I've used lots of browsers over the years and not one of them has asked for a prick measurement. Are you sure that you're visiting the right websites?
Sorry Eadon, your logic fails too
You said: "That's because no one uses IE." at 05:42 GMT
But by 06:55 GMT you're contradicting yourself:
"...your logic fails because the clueless run IE."
Or is your point that nobody is clueless?
Not strictly accurate
"Waze offers nothing more than the text messages sent by people stuck in traffic to local radio stations for the DJs to read out"
That's not quite right - by capturing the data about the current speed at which a Waze user is travelling on a road it can display that as accurate realtime travel speed for others. Waze users do have the option of reporting a holdup but that's not required for Waze to collect beneficial data.
I've found it to be very accurate at reporting what speed I can expect to do on a particular rush-hour road.
and more jelly babies.
Re: Air traffic safety
I know the associated story has been debunked by Snopes but, still, I have to add:
"Thaw the chickens first".
Re: "online nutritional supplement and cosmetics company"
...one must assume we're dealing with a small aquatic bird from the anatidae family.
Re: Trouble is ...
When you're on the ground do you drive an Audi by any chance?
Re: Cause to dig the speccy out I reckon
"I still find the screechy white noise comforting in a way."
I was startled to realise that my kids had never heard dial-up internet either.
Mixed up with toys
At the moment a plastic kids' toy gun is obviously not the real thing. With these out there it might become a bit harder to be certain what's what. I predict that someday a young kid will be shot for playing with a toy gun, just in case it isn't.
Re: Keep calm and carry on hysterizing!
"... there had been 33 mass shootings from 1983-2013, IE more than 1 a year."
That browser has a lot to answer for...
Re: Drifting slightly OT ....
There was a similar story posted by Bill Bryson about a chap who couldn't get the US authorities to understand that he only had nine fingers. The 'system' wasn't equipped to cope with less than ten prints.
Shouldn't the footnote be 'sic erat scriptum'?
(Not trying to be arsey - I just googled your Latin quote as I'd only ever seen it as [sic] before. That's what I was offered as a correction)
Re: Save Time - Turn up the Heating!
Or just wait. Global warming will do the job eventually. I would add 'if you're patient' but in this instance that would be pretty much mandatory.
Re: Green Tax Refund
If you look a little more carefully, the distribution costs have gone up. By quite a lot.
It's almost as if there was a need to run pylons and cable to all sorts of out-of-the-way places to connect up wind turbines... By creatively allocating that cost to 'distribution' - without explaining why the cost has gone up - they can make it look like it's nothing to do with green policies.
Factor in that bit too and it's a lot more than ten percent.
Some self-help options
As someone who suffered with a mere 0.5Mbps (surely a breach of fundamental human rights these days?) there are some things you can do yourself to improve things. I managed to get up to the heady heights of 3.5Mbps by moving my router to the BT master socket and disconnecting the redundant bell-wire from my phone extensions. A better quality router did the rest.
If none of those help my council are saying that rural locations with a school have a higher priority and will get fibre first (because of the high cost of their existing connections). Might be worth bearing in mind if you're moving house in the next twelve months.
Exciting though this is I really hope that they've thought about security. The idea of needing antivirus/antimalware in my car is a scary prospect.
Re: Another carbon reduction failure
"out of single-occupancy motor vehicles and onto bikes, public transport, and car-pooling."
Living in a rural area with a long commute, none of those work for me. What we need are employers who accept that encouraging working from home is a sensible idea. It would reduce congestion, reduce carbon emissions, saving time and energy. But the mindset that you're somehow skiving is what needs to go.
Worries me too
When lead was removed from petrol there was supposed to be some kind of similar proviso for older engines which couldn't cope with unleaded fuel. Using the availability of that as an indicator I think I can see what will happen here too.
Re: Forty three feet! Golly.
If they're bright it will be a floating HQ. But it better be a long way away from the French if it is.
Re: Streetmap is superior
"Google also insisted the hotel I sought was in a nearby street, whereas both the others took me to the front door."
Are you sure you're thinking of Google? This sounds a lot more like Apple.
Re: I remember streetmap...
For my purposes Open Streetmap is better - and more accurate - than Google or Streetmap.
Being popular doesn't allow you to sit back for the rest of eternity. Even Google may be outfoxed one day.
Re: Astonishing and nice!
"We might become a rep-Warp civilization in under 200 years, maybe even 100..."
We have to have it done by 2063. Someone with the right surname needs to get busy and make sure there's a lad called Zefram around at the right time.
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