* Posts by Matthew 3

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Come get your free Opera VPN (and bring along something to read)

Matthew 3

Re: Raising more red flags than a Soviet military parade

Don't forget that Opera is data collection and advertising company first.

Thank goodness Chrome comes from an organisation that avoids these areas. *snort*

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Samsung Galaxy S7 and S7 Edge: Betting on VR with a dash of Vulkan

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Processor?

It seems that Samsung are again supporting two processors - either a Qualcomm Snapdragon 820 or one of their own Exynos ones, depending on market.But my understanding is that Cyanogenmod's developers prefer the Qualcomm. Anyone yet know which processor the UK will get?

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Boffins switch on pinchfist incandescent bulb

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TCO?

A 60W incandescent bulb that's three times more efficient than before will still lose over 50W of that as heat. But if you're comparing it with a 6W LED, the inefficiencies surely don't change the fact that it is still cheaper to run for the same amount of usable light?

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Happy 2016, and here's the year's first ransomware story

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Re: Ouch

I seem to recall reading that some ransomware variants now wait a month or more before appearing, precisely so that your backups are all also compromised.

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Randall 'xkcd' Munroe. Live. You get to ask him stuff. No biggie

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Re: Ugh

At least part of that difference is accounted for by VAT - ebooks are taxed and real ones aren't.

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BlackBerry opens its Priv kimono just a little wider

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Finding the ability to selectively grant permissions to apps is my favourite feature of Cyanogenmod's Android builds. It was also the only way to get my ageing Galaxy S2 to a current-ish version of Android.

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Microsoft offers to PAY YOU to trade in your old computer for a Windows 10 device

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Re: If you really - really have to run Windows 10

The operating system isn't called 'Window' and neither are its owners. So you don't get a 'Window's Store'.

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Hurrah! Doctor Who brings us a bootstrap paradox treat in Before the Flood

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Re: Faraday cage with a window ...

We know the base has wifi - it's mentioned in the story. And Android phones can route calls over wifi.

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WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

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Leaving me here in the desert? Wow, Dad really doesn't like Apples.

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BOFH: I'm not doing this for the benefit of your health, you know

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H&S

It's always fun to deliberately trip over a 'Caution: wet floor' sign and then complain about the hazard.

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Japan showcases really, really fast … whoa, WTF was that?!

Matthew 3

Re: "the UK's attempt at high-speed rail"

As the first production use of maglev technology was in Birmingham airport they're used to the tech already. Theirs was a bit slower though.

https://youtu.be/asVQzbOftqE

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Doctor Who storms back in fine form with Season 9 opener The Magician's Apprentice

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Re: Handmines

I took this as movement-detection, rather than just seeing who was there. Many animals (including humans) are able to pick out movement more easily than a stationary object.

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AT&T fingers BT's brass neck, wishes it could throttle it

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Customer service...

"...a regulatory regime similar to that of the UK would mean significantly less broadband investment, higher prices and bad customer service."

Because American telecom companies are famed for their high quality customer service...?

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Has anyone lost 37 dope plants, Bolton cops nonchalantly ask on Facebook

Matthew 3

Re: The Facebook Generation

And Mel Smith answering the 'How did you work that out?' question with 'That's how much we got for it!' in another sketch.

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Capita: Listen up redundo staff, we know you're leaving but...

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Brings back memories

My former employer sent our jobs to India and also expected us to train our replacements. We also exhibited a staggering lack of commitment to that task, not least because our redundancies were involuntary.

There was lots of schadenfreude when the newbies were asked to shut down one data centre for maintenance and instead accidentally shut down every single datacentre, globally.

The estimated losses were far greater than the gain from losing all those years of experience and goodwill but, hey, they were cheaper...

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North America down to its last ~130,000 IPv4 addresses

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Don't the British government have a spare range?

I'm sure that I read that the British government have an unused IPv4 address range (51.0.0.0/8).

Surely that would be worth a couple of billion to someone?

So why not sell it and reduce the deficit?

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Messerschmitts, Sinclairs and a '50s living room: The Bubblecar Museum

Matthew 3

Re: What is needed...

They were banned from the roads in 2003 and all bar a handful were crushed.

BBC article

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Give me POWER: How to keep working when the lights go out

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Best lesson is experience.

My old employer had an office in Manchester's Arndale centre at the time of the IRA bomb. All the backup tapes were in a fireproof safe, inside the sealed off powerless building.

Fortunately an unaffected ISDN2 line lasted just long enough to take a full backup...

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Samsung's bend blame blast: We DEMAND a Galaxy S6 Edge do-over

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"...your a moron"

If you're (or, as you might say, "your") going to call someone a moron it is sensible to check your own grammar before posting.

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'Tech' City hasn't got proper broadband and it's like BT doesn't CARE

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Re: We cannot spare the money to hook you up...

Speaking as someone who has been TUPE'd, you don't get 'equivalent benefits'. You get the same basic terms of employment, the same basic salary, and length-of-service treatment. But anything above that (sharesave, pension etc.) is out of scope. You get what the new firm chooses to give you.

BT probably saved a small fortune.

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Microsoft pulls a patch and offers PHANTOM FIX for the mess

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Re: Well,

The Drupal vuln was being actively exploited within seven hours. Just sayin'.

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Japan tells operators: Put a SIM lock in a new mobe? You'd better UNLOCK it for FREE

Matthew 3

"...hard to wean off of it." Seriously? "off of"?

*sigh*

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DANGER MOUSE is back ... and he isn't half a GLASSHOLE

Matthew 3

They're still around

I have one in my hallway and my kids love the novelty of dialling on it. It's not difficult to rewire one to connect to the modern sockets using an old modem's lead.

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Mobe battery flat? These ELECTRIC PANTS will pump things up

Matthew 3

Didn't the IT Crowd already cover these?

"Damn these electric sex pants!"

Link

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Peak thumb drive is coming in 2016

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Outside the city...

... where 5 meg broadband is the stuff of rumour and legend, these drives still provide a valuable way to move data between machines rather than just download everything each time.

But it is a worry that NTFS' file system may soon be overwhelmed by a giant volume set, created from all of the millions of USB drives plugged into it. :-D

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Google's self-driving car breakthrough: Stop sign no longer a problem

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Us Brits use a cooler car

When we make a self-driving car we go for a Bowler Wildcat. Just sayin'.

Link

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Lost treasure of Atari REVEALED

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Bitcoin hard drive?

For a better return on investment, why not send a Reg reporter down to the Newport landfill to search for James Howells' hard drive containing £4 million worth of bitcoin?

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VAT's all folks: Telecoms and services tax to be set at consumer's homeland rate

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It's not just Switzerland

If I lived in the Channel Islands I'd be looking for an angle here. They did it with CD deliveries, for a while, and I'm sure they'll try and do it again.

VAT doesn't apply there - they're not in the EU.

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Broadband Secretary of SHEEP sensationally quits Cabinet

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Let their constituents judge them

If each MP knew that their local electorate were approving every pay rise or expenses claim there'd be a lot more honesty in the system. And a big improvement in representation too.

At the moment every MP can lie their way into power and then just sit tight for years. If you're lucky they might need to make a few more creative promises in time for the next election but for too many it's just a job for life. These types need constant reminding that their primary obligation is supposed to be towards the electorate who put them there.

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El Reg's Deep Outback XP upgrade almost foiled by KILLER ARACHNIDS

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Flyspray?

Surely they'd like that? It must make their lunch easier to catch.

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Something rotten stalks the Cloud Kingdom

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BlackBerry

I remain convinced that BlackBerry's slow slide into oblivion is because their licensing arrangements are straightforward. If you don't have enough client licences the console will tell you, with a list of how many you have, how many you've used and a negative number if you've gone over.

Simple. No wonder nobody thinks they'll last much longer.

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Microsoft to get in XP users' faces with one last warning

Matthew 3

Re: XP Activation

Does the 'activate by phone' option still work? If it does I bet that goes first.

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Matthew 3

Re: Not the end of XP if you've got the cash!

Methinks there may be a (black) market to sell on those privately-purchased patches to all those other folks who want to keep the old XP boxes whirring.

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Meta search engines may infringe database rights: EU Court of Justice

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Insurance comparison sites?

Does this mean that comparison sites would be illegal?

If it means the end of the meercats and the opera singer I think I could live with that.

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Faster, more private, easier to read: My 2014 browser wishlist

Matthew 3

I've been amused that IE 11 removes the 'MSIE' token from the user agent string. This is to ensure that the old CSS hacks and workarounds required on some sites - to support IE6, 7 and 8 - aren't inadvertently sent to IE11 (now that they are, belatedly, no longer needed). A 'like Gecko' tag has also been added for further consistency with other browser types.

It's a long overdue change but has the amusing side-effect of making an Exchange server misidentify the browser and load the crappier Outlook Web App interface. A server-side update is needed to fix this.

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Glassholes, snapt**ts, #blabbergasms, selfies and PRISM: The Reg's review of 2013

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But you bothered to scroll to the end of the last page, go to the comments, login and post a reply?

Very odd.

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TomTom GO 6000 satnav chews on smarties and tablets

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Used to be a fan

I first started using TomTom back in the days when it had to be installed on a PocketPC with a serially-connected GPS receiver. Postcodes required a third-party app which fed co-ordinates back to TomTom's app.

But they're a spent force now. I use Waze on my phone. It's free, I get realtime hold-up data and I can see live travelling speeds on the roads. If I ever get bored of it I can install another app. Why would anyone pay for a separate device that offers no more functionality than you get for free?

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Company selling you out? You've been TUPE-ed

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Backstabbing by another name

I was TUPE'd as part of a UK FTSE 100 firm wanting to offshore its IT to an Indian tech firm. Immediately we all lost our final salary pensions and were signed up for a standard alternative one that offered far worse terms. We were all also thrown out of the employees' sharesave scheme, losing the chance to buy shares at a discount.

Within days of the transfer we were all told we were 'at risk of redundancy' and asked to train our (cheaper) Indian replacements. These people were allegedly paid the same as us although their compulsory bed-and-board deductions while they were in the UK apparently made up a significant proportion of their salaries...

It's hard not to assume that the whole process was intended just so that our former employer could deny laying people off to the press - "No, guv, not us. We TUPE'd them. We're nice and ethical!"

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Who’s Who: a Reg quest to find the BEST DOCTOR

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It's those 'Where were you when....?" moments

Tom Baker was my first Doctor, so he's the best. I can still remember, with startling clarity, where I was at the shocking moment when he turned into Peter Davison. Until 2001 that was my equivalent of what my parents called 'a JFK moment'.

I didn't think much of the next couple, as the series wound down, but Eccleston wasn't bad, Tennant was better and Matt Smith was somewhere between the two. I'm just glad it's back.

Have a jelly baby...

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Want to keep the users happy? Don't call them users for a start

Matthew 3

Re: You can't win

"Why do you always question what I'm asking for, why can't you just do it?"

I counter this by saying that when someone goes to the Doctor and says, "I think I have a flesh-eating disease on my leg" s/he doesn't immediately reach for the chainsaw. It's rarely sensible to skip investigation of a problem if you want a long-term resolution for it.

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Brit inventor Dyson challenges EU ruling on his hoover's energy efficiency ratings

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Re: Dyson have a point.

"Someone must define a 'standard carpet' with an exact laboratory-standard mixture of dust particles of various sizes and a measured quantity of cat hair."

Which? do this already. Here's a snippet from their 'How we test vacuum cleaners' notes:

"For our carpet test, first a machine spreads super-fine sand from Arizona over a carpet and grinds it in. We then strap each vacuum cleaner into the rig, which pulls and pushes it back and forth five times as it sucks up the dust. This is known as the ‘Arizona sand’ test.

We repeat this test several times, measuring when bags or canisters are empty, and also when they're filled with 100g and 400g of dust. Each vacuum cleaner covers a distance of 288m in this test alone. The rig springs into action again to do a similar job for smooth and creviced wood floors.

A bad vacuum cleaner picks up less than half of the dirt in the carpet, where as a Best Buy can pick up twice as much."

Miele usually spank all opposition.

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Apple iMac 27-inch 2013: An extra hundred quid for what exactly?

Matthew 3

Noting the absence of a power lead in the pic it occurred to me that Apple are missing a trick. For the extra hundred quid they should have put an inductive plate on the base so that you could power it through your desk. The one remaining unavoidable wire gets hidden away and the aesthetics go uncompromised by even so much as a solitary piece of cable.

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Apple tackles iPhone lock-up cockup with iOS 7.0.2

Matthew 3

Re: Battery life?

Batteries do perform more poorly over time. Just pop off the back cover and replace it with a new battery.

Oh yes, Apple device. Hmm, sorry, you're stuck with it.

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WHY didn't Microsoft buy RIM? Us business blokes would have queued for THAT phone

Matthew 3

I agree with your conclusion: Microsoft should have bought RIM. But in my opinion they ruled it out because it's so widely perceived as failing that they didn't want to be associated with it.

It's a shame as RIM do still have plenty of USPs that nobody else has. Personally I think a Windows Phone, with toys like BBM and the end-to-end encryption plus all of the centralised server management gubbins, would be well worth having.

Did nobody mention to them that BlackBerry Enterprise Server also needs you to buy client access licences for all the business features? Microsoft really like selling licences. I'm sure that would have persuaded them.

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OK, so we paid a bill late, but did BT have to do this?

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Another tale of woe - that's in the customer's favour

My parents recently moved house and had BT transfer phone and broadband to the new address.

Then a 'sorry to hear you're leaving us' letter arrived. They weren't changing providers.

BT investigated. Apparently. The conclusion was that they'd been 'slammed'. But, after weeks, it turns out they hadn't. They're still with BT and always were. But all this cocking around means that nobody has asked for any money. So my parents have the wonderful situation of free telephony and broadband until BT realise that they're the ones providing the service.

A letter to the chairman's office saying 'I'd like to pay for my services' finally elicited a response but still -four months on - they won't take any money...

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How to get a Raspberry Pi to take over your Robot House

Matthew 3

Re: Reg ongoing feature?

"Currently it's a solution looking for a problem that doesn't exist"

As someone who is desperate for people in Sezchuan province, China to be able to use their computer to turn my lights on and off, there's a pressing need for this right now.

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Holiday HELL: Pourquoi, monsieur, why is there no merdique Wi-Fi here?

Matthew 3

Re: Schiphol

Advice for you: don't follow it up with 'Get ready for a surprise!'

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Happy 50th birthday, Compact Cassette: How it struck a chord for millions

Matthew 3

Re: Fascinating article

But I'm still awaiting the explanation of how every tape left in a car for more than a fortnight could mutate into a 'Best of Queen' compilation.

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Behind the candelabra: Power cut sends Britain’s boxes back to the '70s

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Re: Indeed...

A, er, friend of mine once wanted to print a document while working at a US army base in Germany.

Ignoring the odd-looking mysterious black box next to the printer he found a spare IEC lead and plugged in the (US-voltage) Laserjet. It did actually start a self-test before the smoke started and the lights went out for the whole building.

Several scary-looking men with guns weren't impressed with me. Er, I mean him.

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