* Posts by John 62

1038 publicly visible posts • joined 15 Jun 2009

GPS jamming rife, could PARALYSE Blighty, say usual suspects

John 62
Mushroom

It's an Olympics issue!

On New Year's Eve the BBC talked to a man in the crowd who had worked on the London fireworks the previous year and he said they used GPS for timing the fireworks. The SENTINEL had better do a sweep before the Olympics!

NASA seeks cooks for Mars trip simulation

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Mushroom

beans!

surely the waste gases can be used as fuel for the engines

Inside Apple

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Accidental Empires

Has much changed since Robert X Cringely's* seminal Accidental Empires?

* Not sure which of the Robert X Cringelys wrote it, but that's the name on my copy.

Nokia Asha 201 Qwerty phone

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Re: No 90s alt-rock reference?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asha_(disambiguation)

How Google and Apple exposed their Achilles heels this week

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Nokia Wallet?

Anyone remember that?

Life at Googleplex REVEALED in hot pics

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photo quality

those photos are a bit poor.

Pentax Q compact system camera

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interchangeable sensors

I thought it was called called changing the ISO setting (aka gain, for electrical engineers). You can also tweak many DSLRs to mimic different film characteristics (or invent new ones).

Indonesian train roof fare-dodgers given the brush off

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Apparently some south africans

train surf just because there's nothing better to do. The danger is part of the attraction.

Mac OS X ARM port by Apple work experience kid revealed

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Windows

NT on Alpha?

I thought that was a half-hearted contractual obligation.

Spacemen urge NASA to build nuke ship for Mars trip

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Indeed, as Blackhawk Down

As Blackhawk Down shows, it's not the US military budget taking bread from the mouths of toddlers in the third world, it's more like the African warlord's military budget that is killing people.

Recently a branch of the Kenyan civil service estimated that the country could support almost 300 million people. That's twice the population of Russia. At the minute Kenya's population is ~41 million.

Anyway. So you decide to divert the entire world's military budget to feeding people. Then what? Will people suddenly become virtuous, industrious, _and_ peaceable? There is vast wastage in all military budgets and we should spend more on disaster relief and development, but spraying resources around will not magically solve the world's problems.

Has Microsoft finally killed off Windows 8 Start button?

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Boffin

Start Menu customisation in Win95!

Start Menu customisation was available from Win95. it just took a bit more effort than clicking the "pin to start menu" item in the context menu.

protip for all users stuck on XP: put shortcuts to your frequently used programs in one of the folders in the PATH, or edit the PATH to include them, then you can start them by hitting WIN_KEY+R and then typing the shortcut name. The nice thing about Chrome is that it does this automatically for you :) It's almost like using Windows 7 (or OS X post Tiger (or Vista))

An NT-powered Windows Phone? Not so fast...

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is that the Northern Telecom that...

became Nortel Networks, which became Nortel and then went bust :)

Boffins find prehistoric croc species with 'mate-attracting' skin helmet

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Ska bands

are still lamenting that neo-nazis took over the skin-head fashion.

Brit space agency sends up 1st satellite

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Black Helicopters

Space Agency Collaboration

Easy way to get spooks into other countries and get info from other countries' boffins.

John 62
Trollface

Red sweeping LEDs?

That'll be KITT, Michael.

Cosmic rays blamed for Phobos-Grunt fiasco

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Black Helicopters

not just aerospace

When I worked at a major telecoms equipment maker they had to slap one of their suppliers for sending them fake motorola cpus

Cray shrinks XE6m supers down to a rack

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Trollface

it's all just transistors

screw that! all those old supers were just a bunch of transistors glued together. what's clever about that? </sarcasm>

RIM restyles next-generation BlackBerry

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London

Ontario

Small pile of cash, dying platform: 2011 is bad news for Nokia

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OSX, Bluetooth & iPhone

I really miss BluePhone integration like I got with my SE k750i. I loved being able to write text messages on my Mac, and search them on my Mac (ditto calls and call history, and then there was the handy remote control app I could run on the phone). Though of course, iPhone/iTunes backup and restore is handy.

There's no reason Apple can't come up with something better than BluePhone, especially when Android phones could potentially be better integrated with your mac than an iPhone.

1 euro in every 7 spent on a Visa card

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FAIL

Verified By Visa

Will they improve the user experience by allowing better passwords on Verified by Visa? (No non-alpha characters????) I don't use it often so I can never remember my password and have to reset it every time. Then it seems like nothing happens when you create your new password. If you click the little link to go back through the process, you can enter your new password, but it's not obvious. Since I can't remember my password, they might as well just ask for the other bits out account info.

Anonymous explodes MegaUpload clone 'scam'

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Terminator

I AM

LOCUTUS OF THE BORG

Phages: The powerful new bio-ammo in superbug war

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It caused lots of problems for the Vidiians

But didn't George Costanza's Syndicate (or whatever it was called that wanted to keep Jeri Ryan (understandable)) cure it?

Data centers to cut LAN cord?

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Terminator

Andromeda strain

Why stop at stray bugs and insects? Get the human interlopers, too!

Acorn King Moir: BBC Micros, Ataris and 'BS' marketing

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Facepalm

hyperbole

1) pretty much everyone deals with numbers most-significant-digit-first, only Intel binary deals with least-significant-digit-first. This is actually more important than which end of the egg you open first.

2) since I don't have to hack assembler I don't really have to care, which was why there were was so much shouty

John 62

Intel's modern microarchitecture is pretty good. Yes it would be good if they didn't need the x86 translation overhead, but that's a tiny portion of the silicon compared to the on-die cache. The internals of an ARM Cortex A9 and the latest Atom are quite similar, at least on the block level. What really makes a processor fly, though, is the aforementioned cache along with out of order execution, which ARM has so far not really supported and is why Apple has so far not switched from Intel.

There is one thing I hate about x86, though. The endianness is WRONG!!!1!1!!1!!11

Dell debuts shrunken Ultrabook

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comparison?

I know the aspect ratios are different, but why not compare it to a 13" MBA?

Duff Russian Mars probe spotted flying in reverse

John 62
Coat

Impressive photography

Photographie du Lego

Playmobile re-enactment is called for.

Former coder, NASA 'naut to lead DARPA starship dream

John 62

propulsion system

a propulsion system was one of the main barriers to the Wright Flyer. No-one believed they could get the power density from a reciprocating piston ICE they ended up with, and 100 years later a bog-standard one of those nowadays in a lawnmower would laugh at it, let alone a Type-R powerplant, and that's before we start with turbofan jet engines. So both you and the man you scoffed at had good points. 1) a flying machine needed a new propulsion system over what was available at the time 2) the Wrights themselves were heavily involved in that development, just like I'd assume the people behind this project will be thinking a lot about propulsion. A generational ship is one thing, but you don't want it to take too many generations to get anywhere.

Nokia Ace to launch from $100m mountain of ad cash

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OS updates

Actually MS has been known to provide quite a bit of functionality through service packs and they know that most people don't upgrade their OS, they buy a new PC. They know that if they get in on the fondleslab action for reals, it'll be the same, but if they don't get in, they can't expect the license revenue (or marketplace revenue - though their Azure push means they can offer cloud services to people pushing android/ios frontends)

Cops get 3D laser scanners for motorway crash sites

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maybe

but probably better to tell them exactly how the incident happened. Tailgating? mobile phone? mechanical problem? Not looking in mirrors? drink/drug/sleep driving?

It's one thing to get people to see the outcomes of pile-ups, it's better to tell them this could happen to you if you don't wise up.

John 62
Megaphone

Rubberneckers

There's nothing wrong with slowing to a respectable speed when there's someone on the hard shoulder. But there are drivers who slow to a crawl to try to see who's getting a speeding ticket.

Apart from that, I'm surprised this will only save an average of 39 minutes per incident. What's the standard deviation like?

And the other thing that might save even more time and money is not tailgating.

MIT student unicycles, Segway-style

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Megaphone

Real reason the cameraman crashed:

God doesn't like moving wide angle shots.

Remember the 11th commandment: If thou shootst wide angle, thou mustst keep it damn well static!

Stephen Hawking seeks geek to maintain his unique wheelchair

John 62

surely you mean Mark Sanger

Very tiny RF transistor made from graphene

John 62
IT Angle

Surely nay!

Judith Chalmers would say "Wish you were here?"

New Chinese space plans are all about security and strategy on Earth

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Black Helicopters

I didn't detect any sino-phobia

Mr Page merely said that the Chinese are planning to have similar capabilities to those of the USA.

Even friendly nations should have plans for how to defeat their allies' 'defence' systems.

Ostensibly we in the UK want big carriers because we want to feel important in the world, that we can do things on our own and that we can also pull our weight in NATO, but really, you want a big carrier because no matter how friendly the US is now, some day they might not be your friend.

Jonathan Ive is knighted in New Year Honours list

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Coffee/keyboard

each to their own

I really like typing on the Apple keyboards of my MacBook and MBP.

I also liked the Dell one with minimal casing round the keys.

ALIEN ARTIFACTS can best be FOUND ON MOON

John 62
Unhappy

I'm sad there are no Quiznos subs near me

:(

but I'm very happy about the song.

We love the moon!

Apple to conquer connected TVs? Steady on, lad

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And the studios wonder why there is Piracy?!

Anyway, I watched the Talladega Nights DVD that claimed to be an extended cut. I didn't see the Theatrical release, but I think I would have preferred it. There's a lot of funny stuff in Talladega Nights, but that extended cut seemed a bit loose and could have done with a bit of editing to tighten things up. And this from America, which, back before Hollywood even existed, cut all the flim-flam bits out of the French silent film comedies to increase audience appeal.

On a related note, I think Celtic Pride got me in a good mood by going straight to the main menu. The DVD of Seraphim Falls (and Black Sheep, both from Icon) got me in a bad mood by having unskippable trailers.

A year in spaaaaace: El Reg looks back on 2011

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Meh

Enemies

The US Air Force was given lots of money. They have to think of some way to spend it. One good way is putting things in space and trying to do things either your enemies can't do, or at least be much better at what your enemies might be able to do if they break cover on their covert stuff when the shooting starts. There are probably much better ways to spend money than making a spaceplane that won't be used in peacetime and might even be unlikely to be used in war, but I still think there's utility in letting your enemies know that you can nobble their sats, or even recover/protect your own if they think they can fire up their own spaceplane.

No winner in Android v iPhone 2011 marathon

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Holmes

Native Apps vs Web Apps

Apple was the first to go for web apps with the original iPhone. There was no app store! Steve Jobs basically told people to learn javascript if they wanted to make apps for the iPhone. That flew in the face of the native app paradigm that ruled for Windows Mobile and Symbian, and developers were up in arms. Then the app store came, but remember, you can still pin Safari bookmarks to your Springboard and some sites seem magically able to make the Safari URL bar go away once the page has loaded (yes, by scrolling the page a bit, not by making it actually disappear).

So Apple basically hedged its bets.

Inventor flames Reg, HP in memristor brouhaha

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maybe my university was wrong

but I thought engineers used j as sqrt(-1) and mathematicians used i, and that mathematicians are wrong :)

Also, our lecturers used I for DC and i for AC. I can't remember if they generally used U for potential difference (though they nearly always talked about pd instead of voltage in diagrams)

Granted I got my lowest marks in my first electric circuits module and steered myself to computing modules, but I did slightly better in the communications and signals modules later on when there were fewer nasty matrices around (though less said about my comprehension of compound trig the better)

Chinese confirm Beidou satnav system is operational

John 62

worried about the enemy killing your flavour of GPS?

There's no need to worry if they're building their own system, just piggy-back theirs, since they'll need it to do their own positioning.

Pluto's blushing complexion riddle solved by boffins

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Headmaster

hippo

ἱππο actually means horse

πόταμος means river

Latest El Reg project: Rise of the Robot Sheep

John 62

one man went to mow, went to mow a meadow, one man and his dog went to mow a meadow...

GPS. I just read about an aussie seed drill set-up that has a 64m drill towed by two 425hp John Deere 9400Ts ("in series"). Obviously the tractors have their own GPS navigation, but so does the seed drill, which operates in a no-till system whereby the seeds are deposited in the groove _between_ the drills from the previous season. Yes, this 64m-wide seed drill must automatically steer itself so it can drill a tiny target area consistently for miles at a time. Modern agriculture is pretty awesome.

Anyway, that means that if the aussies can use use GPS for guiding a seed drill within an inch, then you should be able to get lovely stripes in any pattern you fancy on your little lawn.

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dew?

surely at night there's too much dew to mow.

Bah, humbug! Virgin Media censors Charles D**kens

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Hot Fuzz

There's an extra on the DVD of some of the bits they had to do audio re-records for for airlines and prudish tv channels. Some of the 'cleaned up' bits are worse than the originals.

Comet Lovejoy survives brush with fiery solar death

John 62
Boffin

Metaphasic Sheilding

Obviously it was watching that episode of TNG where Dr Crusher ended up in command got the shields modified so the Enterprise could dive into a star's atmosphere to evade an enemy borg ship (memory jogged by http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Metaphasic_shield ).

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actually, he survived his brush with old ladies and antiques to become a filth-mouthed cowboy

Brits turned off by Smart TVs

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Meh

I've only used 4OD and the ITVPlayer on a PC

but for some reason I always found the ads loaded far faster than the content I was trying to watch. On Seesaw, though, unlike 4OD if they couldn't sell ads they didn't put them in, whereas Channel 4 stuffed in its own annoying trailers. Sadly I didn't catch up with Sean's Show on Seesaw before it disappeared.

Cosmic Cannonball snapped blazing a bloody trail of star guts

John 62
Coat

wowsers! look at her fine

bone structure