* Posts by Peter R. 1

510 posts • joined 15 Jun 2009

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Windows 10 market share growth just barely has a pulse

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Funny...

I'm at a customer's right now looking at a machine that was decommissioned back in 2015 because of 'issues'; It runs Win 7, but apparently the GWX rubbish got installed somehow. But the box never survived beyond the actual rollout of 10.

I got it up and running, but it keeps looking for the 'free update' now I'm guessing it's no longer available...

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FBI's Clinton email comedown confirms it could have killed the story in a canter

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Re: Like the alleged 'shooter' at the Trump rally

Yeah. And if Trump wins, and not every immigrant has been removed from the US, the wall has not been built, and Hillary is not in jail by the next congressional elections people will vote the democrats in the driving seat out of spite, and the democrats will block every last republican proposition until the end of his term. That is assuming the republicans don't start sabotaging their own president from day one.

Or not. Please put on another record, Gumby. This one is broken.

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Apple grounds AirPods launch with shipping delay

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The complete quote

'We don't believe in shipping a product before it is ready. We do it regularly, in fact we do it with almost everything, but we usually get away with saying it's user error. But we don't believe in it.'

Pete

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Spain's iPhone killer actually a rebranded Xiaomi – new claim

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Cute !

I like that acorn with the bit out ofit as their logo. Reminds me of something, but can't quite put my finger on it. The middle one.

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EU turns screws on Android – report

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EU Coffer filling

As per usual, not a single Eurocent of this fine will go to the alleged 'duped' customer. And also per usual, the real problem with android devices, namely that producers stop supporting and upgrading them the minute they're put in the box (yes, Sony and Samsung, I'm looking at you) is deftly ignored.

If I had a rocket launcher...

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Criticize Donald Trump, get your site smashed offline from Russia

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Re: Despair

I think that so far the American people have proven to not really care about the alleged brainpower of their candidates. Case in point, The Orange Man (c) does not really strike me as an intelligent person. In the past, elected presidents have often been proven to be the intellectual runt of the litter.

Unfortunately we can safely state that even if you import the top 10 of intelligent, educated, empathic and suitable candidates for the post of president of the US they wouldn't stand a snowballs chance in hell of being elected.

Equally unfortunately, the situation is much the same in the rest of the world.

The problem lies not with inferior candidates. It is inferior voters.

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Revealed: The true horror of being a big CEO

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Confirms what everyone knows

All they do is shoot the breeze and bullshit the bullshitters all day.

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Smelly toilets, smokers and the Kardashians. Virgin Media staff grill top brass

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God luck to the VIrgin crew

You're on a steep downhill from here on out. LG bought our regional cable provider a few years back, and since then everything has become a mot more expensive, and a lot lower grade. And that includes the TV offering.

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ABBA-solutely crapulous! Swedish router-maker won't patch gaping hole

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My experience

Never ever buy computer gear from companies that specialize in consumer grade 'also ran' stuff for the home.

They are low on features, low on quality, and low on support. They generally make a range of flavor of the week toys they stop supporting as soon as they leave the factory. Outfits like Sitecom are to be avoided at all cost (Note to The Register : please provide the Sitecom legal representatives with my identity information if they wish to sue me. I very much look forward to seeing them in court.)

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Europe to order Apple to cough up 'one beeellion Euros in back taxes'

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Dear Commission

I would like to draw your attention to the Ferengi FIRST rule of acquisition.

Good luck !

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US Air Force declares F-35 'combat-ready'

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'Hawk' Carlisle ?

Seriously ? They should've bought BAe ! Or Hawker. Well maybe the Navy can still get some Sea Hawks out of mothballs just to piss off the Air Force.

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What's losing steam at Apple? Pretty much everything

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Re: Luster

Apologise I must....foreign I am...hmmmm

P.S. In my native language, a luster is a chandelier...talk about shiny !

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Something's gone awry

I move in 'tech savvy' circles (at least that's what the circles think of themselves as). Essentially, people that follow trends on all matter of electronic gadgetry, and have enough disposable income to indulge themselves.

What I am noticing is that there's a shift in perception. Where 2 years ago, no matter what gadget (phone, pad, watch, laptop, router, etc) their goto place was Apple, because of 'their design, user friendliness, reliability and value( (just paraphrasing here) they've now gone decidedly to a 'meh'. In essence, when they need electronics, they are looking at other 'premium brands' first. In the case of watches, phones, pads etc I would go as far as to say Apple isn't even on their radar anymore unless they need some specific functionality that no one else offers (for instance, if they already own a mac or macbook), and even then they first try to find out if they can't make it work for them anyway.

I can't comment on the quality of their recent products, but the Apple brand's luster appears to be dulling for some reason or other I do not know.

If I would have to venture a guess, I would probably say that Jobs was half of the Apple brand. And since he's no longer here...(or there)

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Captain Piccard's planet-orbiting solar aircraft in warped drive drama

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Oh come on...

This entire project is no more than an environmental w*nk by some people with more money than sense.

What have they proven here ? That ONE guy can fly around the world if he has a spare year and a half and 200 million USD ? Really ?

These idiots make me so angry...

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Hewlett Packard Enterprise: Brexit, weak pound. A price hike is coming

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No problem

Maybe Buckdich Lafarce (c) (or Nigel Farage, as he calls himself) can redirect some of those countless millions the UK send to the EU every day.

Oh, wait....

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My plan to heal this BROKEN, BREXITED BRITAIN

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Parliamentary Sovereignty

Has anyone looked it up lately ? The referendum was consultative (is that even a word ?) only. UK parliament will decide. Quite possibly after general elections which may well be decided on this issue.

So nothing has happened yet, and probably nothing will ever happen. Or have we now come to a point where we are sure something will happen because a politician says so ?

Didn't think so.

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US House to vote on whether poor people need mobile phones

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Re: gummint shouldn't pay for anything

So by your reasoning people on welfare should not be able to use roads, community services, emergency medical help, or indeed get welfare, because all of this (and much more) is paid for by taking money from people who do pay taxes ?

Let me offer you this FREE piece of advice, my friend. To quote Mr. Jello Biafra : 'In the real fourth reich you'd be the first to go'. Enjoy.

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New York outlaws ticket-hoarding buybots

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Futile Effort

Most of the 'official' sources like Live Nation own sister companies created specifically for this purpose. The EU and some local governments are currently investigating them for these practices.

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You don't need no STEEENKING GPU, says Intel

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Bloody 'Ell

Not again. Please ? It doesn't work for serious graphics, and why would one want a Xeon for 4K streaming, pray tell ?

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BBC post-Savile culture change means staff can 'speak truth to power'

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When you're Jimmy Saville...

Got the Toy dolls bouncing round in my head now. If only they'd known...or maybe they did. Olga's always been a f-f-f-f-funny one.

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UK distributor Steljes goes titsup

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If they'd done that they would still be turning a handsome profit, no doubt.

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Google to kill passwords on Android, replace 'em with 'trust scores'

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Capital plan, Baldrick !

It would instantly do away with all those pesky password issues on locked phones because, well, of course Scroogle itself would be a 'Trusted Source'. Trusted by themselves, obviously !

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Linus Torvalds releases Linux 4.6

Peter R. 1

Would you like a game of Global Thermonuclear War ?

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Apple's iOS updates brick iPads

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Doesn't really matter

My iPad 2 has, after consecutive updates, become quite unusable. I just use it for the odd browsing or reviewing a document these days, but even that is like pouring molasses through a straw. The delays have become unsufferable.

The hardware is still fine, and the screen quality more than acceptable, but it only makes a fine paperweight these days.

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EU mulls €3bn fine for Google

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Our economies are in the toilet.

What with the refugee crisis, the wars in the middle east, and a gazillion politicians to feed.

We need all the money we can steal.

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Germans set to make schnitzel out of controversial Wi-Fi law

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A correct use of the Schnitzel reference would be that something undetermined is covered with something else to hide what is inside.

Which is probably what will happen to this law.

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Cities are investigating, workers are on strike, but it's not all good news for Verizon

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I can tell you exactly how things can get worse

Belgian prison guards are on strike. Inmate priviledges have been restricted to a minimum. A judge has now ordered that as long as these 'inhuman conditions' persist (read : as long as the strike lasts) prisoners are entitled to 1000 Euro per day (yes, you read that right) damages for as long as these reduced priviledges persist.

I'm seriously contemplating having myself incarcerated.

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Brexit campaign group fined £50k for sending half a million spam texts

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Re: Why is "Call me Dave" Cameron telling me what to think?

"Surely as we elect the government they should follow the will of the people and they should present both sides of the argument to ensure a fair referendum"

Common misconception, but no. We don't live in direct democracies, but in parliamentary ones. Essentially, this means we elect representatives on the basis of -perceived- competence and give them a charter for making decisions for the benefit of the electorate, thereby acknowledging we ourselves do not possess the competence of dealing with these complex matters.. Even if that electorate does not agree with individual decisions.

What Cameron is doing is playing chicken, because he is afraid of committing electoral suicide when the government's decisions proves to be indigestible by the electorate, and he can't find a way to explain it acceptably the next general elections.

As fair and just as direct democracy sounds, in practice it is untenable.

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Archaeologists find oldest ever ground-edge stone axe

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Re: Whose was it...

Sounds like you have an axe to grind.

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Valley VC Peter Thiel becomes an official Trump delegate

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Re: I spot a trend here ..

Where does one apply toe become a registered sponge ? I wouldn't mind sponging some of his money.

I'm pretty sure I can come up with some 'foundational' (is this in any way related to fundamental ?) research in the field of physics and/or philosophy (ahem) to further positive impactednes of sentient AI development.

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Lenovo's European prez quits over 'serious strategic disagreements'

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Err...

Quitting over 'strategic disagreements' implies there is a strategy to disagree about.

The customer I currently work for employs Lenovo for their laptop needs. Apart from riddling new machines with bloatware and general excrement that has no place on a business system I fail to detect any strategy concerning product development, support, warranty or customer service.

Might one inquire what strategy they were actually disagreeing about ?

'Cost Saving' is in itself not a strategy. Nor is moving manufacturing around a strategy for said cost saving.

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Wasps force two passenger jets into emergency landings

Peter R. 1
Joke

Re: I'm torn...

Tell it to the White Anglo Saxon Protestants.

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Windows 10 free upgrade offer ends on July 29th

Peter R. 1

Re: No more nagware?

No, by the 30th we will all be receiving emails stating that 'due to the great success of the free upgrade Microsoft will be extending their offer to december 31st.'

After that, rince and repeat.

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'Apple ate my music!' Streaming jukebox wipes 122GB – including muso's original tracks

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My inlaws kids noticed a had a cabinet full of square carton sleeves containing black plastic circular discs with a hole in the middle. I thin they are still trying to find out what it is I'm guarding so zealously.

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EU set to bin €500 note

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The usual bollocks from the Euros

The ONLY reason they want to bin the 500 Euro notes ( the 200's are next) is they live in a terrible fear that with the exceedingly low interest on bank and savings accounts, people will start taking their money out of the bank and putting it under their mattresses again (sadly, with modern foam mattresses it is impossible to hide your money inside them without creating uncomfortable lumps).

When these notes have disappeared, the road is clear for the banks to start implementing negative interests, making it too unpractical to store even smaller savings.

It is for the same reason they are systematically lowering allowable cash purchase amounts, so you have no other choice but to use banks.

Being a conspiracy theorist does not mean you are wrong.

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Ex-HP boss Carly Fiorina sacked one week into new job

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Good news !

The choice for the Reps was between a religious nut and a regular nut. The people chose the regular nut. Very wise choice.

Yes, it would have been preferable to have a nut-free choice, as lots of people have allergies and such, but one takes what one can get.

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3-in-4 Android phones, slabs, gizmos menaced by fresh hijack flaws

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Droid security ?

I've owned a Sony Z1, and now a Moto Style, and I've never ever had a privacy score of over 60% according to Bitdefender. The only way to make these things secure is to switch them off and remove the battery, possibly with a crowbar.

I'm quite convinced this can also be used as a measure for Droid security. In my case, about 57%

Unfortunately, I fear the other manufacturers don't score any better.

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The EU wants you to log into YouTube using your state-issued ID card

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Oh Boy !

"In certain cases, where efficient online platform-markets have become the benchmark, the central role played by a limited number of established online platforms can lead to adverse effects for their users – by they businesses or consumers – through imbalanced relationships and the potential for unfair treatment. They may also potentially limit competitors’ innovation capabilities."

This one really has it all, hasn't it !

- efficient

- benchmark

- online platforms

- potential for unfair treatment

- innovation

I haven't a clue what the the blazes he's on about, but I'm pretty sure he just scored big in the bullsh*t bingo stakes.

Good thing the article explains things somewhat.

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Microsoft headhunters seek Linux folk for secret open source unit

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BSOD ? I'm sure they have a substantial budget set aside to incorporate them.

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Mitsubishi 'fesses up: We lied in fuel tests to make our cars look great

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There's another one coming

In todays news, Belgian (Flemish) news operation VRT has conducted tests on certain Opel Zafira diesel models (Vauxhall in the UK).

They found one that had not been touched by Opel since February 2015 (before the VW affair), and an identical model that was in for service in October 2015 (after VW)

Although the servicing dealer said the software was NOT updated in October, two independent tests have allegedly shown NOx emissions of the October car were still over the manufacturers stated values to the tune of 200+ mg NOx per km, while the untouched car measured over 800 mg NOx per km.

I think we haven't seen the last of this.

On the VW front, it is now claimed the 'emission software tweaks' used by VW were actually developed by Audi, but never used by Audi themselves.

VW has allegedly offered 4000+ Euro settlement to every US VW diesel owner of an 'afflicted' car. In Europe, however, owners will be lucky to get a free software update. Any monetary settlement will disappear straight into the Eurocrat's coffers never to be heard of or seen again.

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Field technicians want to grab my tool and probe my things

Peter R. 1

Re: OOh missus! - engineers carry tool cases

They're repairpersons now.

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Surprise! Magic Kinder app could let hackers send vids to your kids

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I inadvertantly ate a Kinder easter egg last week

I don't know what it tasted like, but it was definitely not chocolate as I know it. I suspect a great number of kids will be in need of some serious head shrinkage therapy once they find out what the real stuff tastes like. And they start wondering if maybe their parents didn't love them.

I'd use the 'Joke Alert' tag, but I'm not sure I'm joking.

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Trump carded again: Hotel security aced

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Dear Mr. The Donald

The solution to your security problem is as simple as it is Obvious, because you yourself, in all you omnipotent magnificence, have already thought of it :

Just build a great wall around your security systems. and ask the Mexicans to pay for it, which they will obviously do without complaint, mainly because you are such a nice person.

Your obedient servant,

Pete

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Speaking in Tech: Batman vs Superman... absolutely sucked

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Re: Anyone

74%, actually. But when they announced Affleck was going to be Batman I knew the mushrooms had gone off. Ben Affleck ? Seriously ???

The amazingly good news is that I have discovered Deadpool.

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Teen tricks leaky Valve into publishing hot new Steam game: Watching Paint Dry

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Sure beats...

...waiting for Half life 3. Much more exciting, this.

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Amazon WorkSpaces two years on: Are we ready for cloud-hosted Windows desktops?

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Re: You can't fix this kind of stupid

According to Ron White you can't fix any kind of stupid.

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A 'hundred million' Truecaller users vulnerable to privacy bug, security bod says

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I am a Truecaller user

and can categorically state True Caller CAN NOT 'search and identify any phone number', or, at least, not identify it. Unless someone has identified it for them first. I don't know what being able to 'search any phone number' actually means.

What it does do most excellently (and this is why I use it) is block calls from callers that hide their phone number.

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Met plod commissioner: Fraud victims should not be refunded by banks

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To quote the unsurpassed Sir H. Appleby

Very droll, Bernard.

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Comms 'redlining' in Brussels as explosions kill up to 30 people

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Re: Not only in the capital

Mij GSM was back up around 16.15 local, and my mum called to see if I was alright (she knows I'm in Brussels every once in a while). About 10 minutes after I hung up I got a cryptic message on my phone stating 'your service is now restricted' or something to that effect, and they pulled the plug again. Possibly they found something somewhere and decided to play it safe, but that is pure speculation on my part.

Internet cable is running full speed right now, and 4G looks OK, but I'm on wifi so I'm not sure.

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