549 posts • joined 15 Jun 2009
"276 TB is small in the database world."
I'd wager that more than 99.9% of databases in existence are smaller than 276 TB
Did you read the comments?
This is extactly why I rooted and flashed my S3 only a few months after I got it.
Result = no more Samsung crap software which I neither need nor want clogging up my phone.
Re: Almost daily ...
"Imagine the irony if you were to get run over by a bus tomorrow."
And the double irony of the paramedics turning up wearing Google Glass
Generally tech people I know are empirical, logical thinkers and will investigate things and make their own mind
I can only presume that you don't frequent these comment boards
Re: @ lesession (was: Whatever.)
" is there anyone well known you think did do anything good, or useful, or maybe just a wee bit better than you, in the history of this stuff?!
Al Gore! It was him and Jake what invented the internets
Re: @ Michael Habel
"Does Linux come with spelling and grammar checking options?"
Some do but not for his distro
Re: browser restrictions
MS had a browser monopoly
Emphasis on HAD. Their share is down to 10% now
They've lost out to Chrome
Personally IE is my favourite browser... for downloading chrome
Re: Company Car vs Company PC
A few years ago, the IT team at the company I was at announced that they were removing admin rights from our laptops. The email chain went something like:
IT: "Can you please schedule a convenient time for us to access your laptop, we need to fix the access to remove admin rights to non IT staff"
Me: "Before you do that, I need a copy of your call out rota"
IT: "We don't do out of hours call out"
Me: "We do, I'll just call your mobile at 3am when my laptop needs support and I have an urgent production issue to fix"
IT: "Forget it"
"Like most people my PC is at a desk"
Define most people!
Most people outside of the techie circles are ditching their PCs in favour of tablets and laptops. Just look at the sales stats. The desktop is dying
The only significant people left buying PCs are enthusiast gamers and techies who market wise are in the minority and should know how to fix an OS to suit their means anyway.
FWIW I can count the people I know with a desktop PC on one thumb and personally,as a travelling contractor I've relied on laptops for the past decade
Re: Too much choice for the average desktop user
Too much choice:
It's a shame, linux has the capability to be an amazing OS but the fragmentation comes with 2 major problems:
1. It puts off new users in a big way
2. Duplicated efforts. Instead of everyone trying to make a small number of distros better they decide to break off and do their own thing.
Re: RE: service charge
You seriously need better clients if installing firefox (or anything else) for 10 minutes is going to piss them off
8 years of contracting - 6 of which at top rate (based on itjobswatch.co.uk) and 12 clients and I have never ever had a client complain about their time/money being wasted.
Re: Road Colours Still Wrong
"True, but you could make the same argument about traffic lights too. By custom and practice we've come to expect that red means stop and green means go."
Look up the Vienna Convention which sets international conventions for road signs and traffic lights
How do you know if they are working?
They will probably be more reminiscent of Sony Centers which IIRC pre-date the Apple Stores
It Just Works ™
Being a Satisfied Customer of Dell
Is the loneliest feeling in the world
Maybe I'm a distant relative of Michael Dell
External drives are cheap and so much quicker to back up to that you'd be wasting your time backing up to DVD or CD.
There is a reason they are being phased out of laptops - slow and low capacity!
I've also had problems with the reliability of data DVD's, although it was 10 years ago when I stopped using them for backups.
Just remember to have an "off site" solution of some type if not for everything then at least for critical/valuable data
Re: 1000's of years to measurable.
Let me explain it for you.
The lower friction was due to the grounding line - the point at which the glaciers weight is carried by the sea rather than rock - moving backwards a few km's
The grounding line is moving backwards because the glacier is thinning and becoming more bouyant.
The decrease in friction is NOT due to the bedrock being "worn down"
The acceleration you describe would take 1000's of years to measurable.
Already Got it
"Just when we will be able to get our hands on the new goodies, however, isn't quite clear"
Just checked my Chrome settings and this option was already there, no update required.
For hifi wifi transmission the best air is no air
The second best is air that is completely unreactive to those wifi signals
My living room atmosphere is now 99.999% helium-4
Personally I thought that the Gran Turismo series peaked at GT3.
For them to have STILL not fixed the AI of the other drivers is IMO unforgivable.
Re: On a roll
"I wonder how long it took their marketing department to decide what colour it should be?"
Probably about 2 seconds after the first "Andrex" joke was told about the white prototype
Re: I hope Avon have got good lawyers
"Can anybody guess why?"
Because nobody likes to admit that they have made a $100 million mistake. Usually there is more than one person involved in the decision and unless you have a complete regime change there will be no admission of fault.
In this case, Avon should be publicly applauded for being so open about the mistake and the fact they have decided to stop throwing good money after bad.
"gradually weaken or destroy"
IBM, Accenture, Thoughtworks, Capita
"This has led to many bizarre situations, such as people "Liking" the fact their chum's parents have passed away, because there's no other way to express an emotion."
How about thinking outside the Thumbs Up box
It will only be news when...
"customer satisfaction and profitability up considerably year on year"
...Customer satisfaction reaches positive numbers
I popped into PC World last week in need of a set of precision screw drivers so I could swap a laptop hard drive.
"Sorry sir, we don't sell screw drivers of any description" was the response.
Goes without saying that had I bought the hard drive from them then I would have been going straight to the tills for a refund
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I fucking hate the freemium model of mobile games.
Google won't use that information against you in a court of law
Another party trick is to use the Nickname function on contacts.
Set a friends contact nickname to "Dinosaur Breath" (Or other insult of your choice)
Then show them how clever Google is by asking it to "call Dinosaur Breath"
Re: @William Boyle - Protection
"does anyone market a laptop shell into which a smartphone can be plugged?"
Alternatively, do not install any OS on the laptop and instead use a thumb drive with Linux... You can configure these to contain a persistent data store
Change your surname to "Accenture" and start sending the Gov. large invoices
The fact that you will have produced exactly Zero will actually be noted somewhere as an improvement in service.
When this happens you can double the amount charged
Digital vs Film
What this article brings home is not the benefit of Digital over Film (or vice versa) but the importance of knowing how to take good photos and how to properly use the tool (i.e. camera) you're currently using.
Re: LOL sad MacBookPro copy
keep their crappy design trends out of my products.
My products? Seriously?
Are apple coming round to your house at the dead of night and surreptitiously fitting components you don't want to your tech?
Re: LOL sad MacBookPro copy
Having been a heavy laptop user for the past 10 years I now find full size keyboards awkward and horrible to type on.
I currently run a Dell XPS 15 which has a similar keyboard to this one. It is very nice to type on and an improvement on my older Dell. The separation between the keys and their shape makes for quite a pleasant typing experience. There isn't much if any flex either which is nice.
Thanks! Will have a look
"WTF not even the better specced dual core offerings?"
Have you had a look on the Dell website? There are dual core options
I hadn't heard of Vincent Washington either
Re: Peggy Babcock
Jeremy Hunt culture secretary
Very quickly, 5 times in a row
Re: Ho hum
"they will revolutionise the gaming market with bling."
You mean INVENT gaming and the gaming market
At what point
Is it simpler/cheaper to build the chip fab in SPAAAACE thus avoiding pesky Earth based vibrations
"the mall" in the subhead is not capitalised, so is not the definite article, i.e. The Mall (AKA Pall Mall) and so it would refer to the other usage of the word as a synonym for what us normal people call a shopping centre.
There are some malls in the UK, Bluewater (in Kent) refers to itself as a mall as does BIrchwood Mall near Warrington. I'm sure there are others!
Re: Warranty vs Firmware?
Overclocking is definitely enabled on many custom ROMs - although they always come with a big warning message.
Re: General IT
"But don't just expect me to jump because you have "and other reasonable duties" in my contract."
Unfortunately, there is a reason why it's in your employment contract. You belong to them and if they ask you to jump then you either jump or face the possibility of it being used against you in a court of HR
Thats one the benefits of contracting... my "very specific" business insurance does not cover me when undertaking any tasks not specified in the contract
Could be worse, you might have become an unscrupulous landlord happy to bankrupt tennants with extortionate rents
Ironically the only GTA missions I can think of that involve prostitutes are:
GTA III which had a couple of pick up and drop off some hookers in a set time missions
GTA San Andreas which had a the optional "pimping" missions which meant driving the girls around and protecting them from any abusive punters.
In all the missions a dead hooker equals failure
IIRC The killing prostitutes line comes from a daily mail article when GTA III came out. One of their journalists obviously had a very warped mind when they sat down to play it.
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