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Re: 1000's of years to measurable.
Let me explain it for you.
The lower friction was due to the grounding line - the point at which the glaciers weight is carried by the sea rather than rock - moving backwards a few km's
The grounding line is moving backwards because the glacier is thinning and becoming more bouyant.
The decrease in friction is NOT due to the bedrock being "worn down"
The acceleration you describe would take 1000's of years to measurable.
Already Got it
"Just when we will be able to get our hands on the new goodies, however, isn't quite clear"
Just checked my Chrome settings and this option was already there, no update required.
For hifi wifi transmission the best air is no air
The second best is air that is completely unreactive to those wifi signals
My living room atmosphere is now 99.999% helium-4
Personally I thought that the Gran Turismo series peaked at GT3.
For them to have STILL not fixed the AI of the other drivers is IMO unforgivable.
Re: On a roll
"I wonder how long it took their marketing department to decide what colour it should be?"
Probably about 2 seconds after the first "Andrex" joke was told about the white prototype
Re: I hope Avon have got good lawyers
"Can anybody guess why?"
Because nobody likes to admit that they have made a $100 million mistake. Usually there is more than one person involved in the decision and unless you have a complete regime change there will be no admission of fault.
In this case, Avon should be publicly applauded for being so open about the mistake and the fact they have decided to stop throwing good money after bad.
"gradually weaken or destroy"
IBM, Accenture, Thoughtworks, Capita
"This has led to many bizarre situations, such as people "Liking" the fact their chum's parents have passed away, because there's no other way to express an emotion."
How about thinking outside the Thumbs Up box
It will only be news when...
"customer satisfaction and profitability up considerably year on year"
...Customer satisfaction reaches positive numbers
I popped into PC World last week in need of a set of precision screw drivers so I could swap a laptop hard drive.
"Sorry sir, we don't sell screw drivers of any description" was the response.
Goes without saying that had I bought the hard drive from them then I would have been going straight to the tills for a refund
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I fucking hate the freemium model of mobile games.
Google won't use that information against you in a court of law
Another party trick is to use the Nickname function on contacts.
Set a friends contact nickname to "Dinosaur Breath" (Or other insult of your choice)
Then show them how clever Google is by asking it to "call Dinosaur Breath"
Re: @William Boyle - Protection
"does anyone market a laptop shell into which a smartphone can be plugged?"
Alternatively, do not install any OS on the laptop and instead use a thumb drive with Linux... You can configure these to contain a persistent data store
Change your surname to "Accenture" and start sending the Gov. large invoices
The fact that you will have produced exactly Zero will actually be noted somewhere as an improvement in service.
When this happens you can double the amount charged
Digital vs Film
What this article brings home is not the benefit of Digital over Film (or vice versa) but the importance of knowing how to take good photos and how to properly use the tool (i.e. camera) you're currently using.
Re: LOL sad MacBookPro copy
keep their crappy design trends out of my products.
My products? Seriously?
Are apple coming round to your house at the dead of night and surreptitiously fitting components you don't want to your tech?
Re: LOL sad MacBookPro copy
Having been a heavy laptop user for the past 10 years I now find full size keyboards awkward and horrible to type on.
I currently run a Dell XPS 15 which has a similar keyboard to this one. It is very nice to type on and an improvement on my older Dell. The separation between the keys and their shape makes for quite a pleasant typing experience. There isn't much if any flex either which is nice.
Thanks! Will have a look
"WTF not even the better specced dual core offerings?"
Have you had a look on the Dell website? There are dual core options
I hadn't heard of Vincent Washington either
Re: Peggy Babcock
Jeremy Hunt culture secretary
Very quickly, 5 times in a row
Re: Ho hum
"they will revolutionise the gaming market with bling."
You mean INVENT gaming and the gaming market
At what point
Is it simpler/cheaper to build the chip fab in SPAAAACE thus avoiding pesky Earth based vibrations
"the mall" in the subhead is not capitalised, so is not the definite article, i.e. The Mall (AKA Pall Mall) and so it would refer to the other usage of the word as a synonym for what us normal people call a shopping centre.
There are some malls in the UK, Bluewater (in Kent) refers to itself as a mall as does BIrchwood Mall near Warrington. I'm sure there are others!
Re: Warranty vs Firmware?
Overclocking is definitely enabled on many custom ROMs - although they always come with a big warning message.
Re: General IT
"But don't just expect me to jump because you have "and other reasonable duties" in my contract."
Unfortunately, there is a reason why it's in your employment contract. You belong to them and if they ask you to jump then you either jump or face the possibility of it being used against you in a court of HR
Thats one the benefits of contracting... my "very specific" business insurance does not cover me when undertaking any tasks not specified in the contract
Could be worse, you might have become an unscrupulous landlord happy to bankrupt tennants with extortionate rents
Ironically the only GTA missions I can think of that involve prostitutes are:
GTA III which had a couple of pick up and drop off some hookers in a set time missions
GTA San Andreas which had a the optional "pimping" missions which meant driving the girls around and protecting them from any abusive punters.
In all the missions a dead hooker equals failure
IIRC The killing prostitutes line comes from a daily mail article when GTA III came out. One of their journalists obviously had a very warped mind when they sat down to play it.
Re: Your choice of degree is an example of lateral thinking
"And of course physics guys are too lazy to learn quicksort. "
Do people still need to write their own sort routines?
Re: The findings are bollocks
Give me a "B" graduate with an interesting bunch of projects on github over an "A+" graduate who only focused on their coursework.
Pros and cons with this approach
The problem with any job is that there will be large amounts of time spent doing stuff you rather wouldn't have to do. An "A+" grad has already demonstrated the necessary discipline needed to maintain focus.
The "B" graduate would probably start posting bollocks on el reg as soon as he/she got bored with whatever it is they are supposed to be doing for you
Re: SQL 2014
As someone who works as a contractor almost exclusively with SQL Server in companies who predominantly use SQL Server, I have never had the impression that "SQL" was synonymous with "SQL Server".
The one caveat is the occassional non technical user who tries (badly) to use the lingo.
Too soon for a new SQL Server?
It feels as if 2012 has barely got its foot in the door in terms of market penetration vs 2008/
Re: Mtech25 This is a good idea
"Yeah, but it would be tempting to jump on Ark Ship B just because you'd be instantly elevated to most intelligent person on the ship."
Most intelligent person on the ship up untill the meteor hits the planet.
There is a reason why all the thickos are put on Ark Ship B.
Re: Coverage is more important
@boltar : Glass half empty today?
One possible solution could be to make small, low powered base stations which can chain or repeat the connection to a proper base station. Speeds might not be amazing but it would allow them to fill some of the obvious gaps in coverage
Re: "the majority of the work remains ahead of us."
Not if they're in 4K resolution!
I think it's time to turn your Beard and Sandles in to your nearest usenet representative.
Re: 1 out of 10
"Never buy a fucking French car"
The French operate the CRaP car network... Critoen, Renault and Peugeot.
Re: It deserves to meet a fate like that of Jacking House
Re: Rewarding Loyalty
"the latest iPhone for free..."
£600 for sitting outside all day and night for 5 days whilst taking online abuse...
"What an intolerant society we sadly live in..."
They aren't queuing up for a blessing from the pope.
They're queuing up and giving free advertising to one of the biggest companies in the world. A company hoarding a significant proportion of the worlds money and a company which will bend any rule it can to avoid paying tax.
At best they deserve to be forcibly removed from the pavement they are blocking
What they should do
Is use their right to protest and stage an anti tax dodge protest sit-in in front of the store.
They can then call an end to the protest the minute the new iPhone is for sale
Re: Queuing already?
The big diference is that we don't have to wait outside in the rain for 5 days to mock the sad cases
Instead of paying through the nose or consultancys
That money could have paid for a lot of hookers
The end result would have been slightly better if not too dissimilar
Re: Rotten UX?
Or at least it would if this wasn't being Moderated to death!
This should make for an interesting and entertaining Friday topic
Re: Looks up, checks calendar. @JDX
The Tories didn't say they would scrap it
They said they would review it
Re: Looks up, checks calendar.
It's a none issue because HMRC have pretty much given up on it:
Most contractors still operate as if IR35 doesn't exist.
Re: Linux, and why I don't love it
A reach around would probably suffice
- DINO-SLAYER asteroid strike was a stroke of bad luck, say boffins
- BEST BATTERY EVER: All lithium, all the time, plus a dash of carbon nano-stuff
- Stick a 4K in them: Super high-res TVs are DONE
- Review You didn't get the MeMO? Asus Pad 7 Android tab is ... not bad
- Russia: There is a SPACECRAFT full of LIZARDS in orbit above Earth and WE control it