* Posts by Dan 55

15417 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2009

Microsoft tries getting touchy-feely once again with its Windows Insiders

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Re: Apropos

Not sure if it's far better things to do with their time, just everyone's spare time is soaked up trying to work with the rest of the family at home leaving no quality Reg time.

Huawei P40 Pro: Camera setup really captures the misery of an empty world foods aisle

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Alert

Er, this is why I read El Reg?

Mobile phone reviews and documenting the end times.

Brits swarm Dixons Carphone for laptops, printers, games consoles, fridges, freezers to weather out COVID-19 storm

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Re: ... and catch Coronavirus

I do hope the WHO calls the UK out on it. It'd be the second time in as many weeks that the UK has got told to sit on the naughty step but it doesn't really matter because those at the top are shameless.

What happens when the maintainer of a JS library downloaded 26m times a week goes to prison for killing someone with a motorbike? Core-js just found out

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Re: No updates for 18 months? MONTHS?????

Oh, so that's why they never take local copies of libraries hosted on other websites and host it on their own.

Microsoft goes into Windows lockdown for builds from May, citing 'public health situation' (yes, the coronavirus spread)

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This is good

I can show this article and the one about Chrome to my PM and say "your release schedules that were crazy even before the pandemic need slowing down". Or something along those lines.

'Azure appears to be full': UK punters complain of capacity issues on Microsoft's cloud

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Re: Homework

And let us not get into the lunacy of schools not letting up on the teaching load and expecting parents to be stand-in teachers, while parents are working from home trying to bring in the next month's wages under the threat of their employer going under or downsizing.

UK enters almost-lockdown: Brits urged to keep calm and carry on – as long as it doesn't involve leaving the house

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Re: What about the airports?

It's literally how the virus got into the UK in the first place, and there's still no testing on arrivals from abroad. It's like trying to fix a hole in a bucket while it's still being filled with water.

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Re: "One form of exercise a day"

Here is the list of business exemptions and it looks nothing like Johnson's speech or the guidance to people given elsewhere in this thread (link if it becomes too separated from this post). Or maybe they're supposed to stay open but customers can't leave their house to go to them.

Also, what about the other businesses not mentioned? Can they stay open if they don't serve the public or not?

No, they really can't write specs.

TeamViewer is going to turn around and ignore what you're doing with its freebie licence to help new remote workers

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Really free for commercial use

DWService and MSP360 Remote Assistant.

It's time to track people's smartphones to ensure they self-isolate during this global pandemic, says WHO boffin

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What would happen anywhere there is a hotspot? Would medical staff not get moved to it in other countries?

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Really? China is the textbook example of a command economy and when they finally realised what they faced they did stuff like built entire hospitals in a week to tackle it.

I put it down to certain countries' governments' dogmatic predilection for cutting back so whatever it is is always running at 100% capacity... and then the black swan comes along.

Proof of this is that every winter we have the 'winter flu crisis'... if we have one every year for years then it's not a crisis, it's the NHS' inability to cope because it's been cut back on purpose.

Online face mask sales scams, 400% uptick of coronavirus phishing reports: Brit cops' workload shifts online along with the nation's

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Re: Well, at least there's now an argument to sign up for the Sun or Daily Mirror

Yes, even since before WW2 the Daily Mail has always been a 'useful' newspaper.

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Re: Joined-Up Government

Indeed. Cummings is behind the UK's 'science-based' approach and the two talking dummies either side of Johnson are so you might actually believe he isn't.

Matthew Garrahan

"herd immunity, protect the economy and if that means some pensioners die, too bad"

Even now, they're still dragging their feet, there's still no proper lockdown.

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Elsewhere in back-to-front world that is The Express:

Eurozone on brink: UK must NOT delay Brexit talks or risks facing EU ‘financial Chernobyl’

BRITAIN must not delay the end of the transition period to avoid the fallout from a "financial Chernobyl" in the eurozone caused by the impact of Covid-19.

Er, the talks are for the UK to carry on trading with the EU. If there really will be a eurozone "financial Chernobyl", no talks, no problem?

And also nothing about idiots piling off to Skegness.

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Re: Joined-Up Government

And of course, as he keeps stressing, everything he does is being driven by science. Now's the right time to move to the next phase, he says.

Absolute bollocks. He's being dragged kicking and screaming into action because the pictures are coming in from hospitals in Italy.

And he couldn't even get the pub shutdown right and order that they be closed at 3pm or something. It's not as if the government wasn't warned about what would happen when France shut their pubs down.

Surge in home working highlights Microsoft licensing issue: If you are not on subscription, working remotely is a premium feature

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Re: On the cheap

The company refused to pay for anything new (I guess that answers your question) so people started installing TeamViewer themselves to be able to work from home. I've done a deal with the devil and installed Chrome Remote Desktop as suggested above as a backup in case TeamViewer stops working.

I also looked at M360 Remote Assistant but Mac-Windows isn't possible.

Thanks for the suggestions all.

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On the cheap

TeamViewer on a non-commercial licence (cut off after 3 hours). That is the solution for my better half's remote access to her company computer.

TV must have noticed a surge in non-commercial remote connections during office hours, I wonder when the push to get money out of that will happen.

If that happens the company will probably tell her to switch to Webex or something. And her company is not short of a bob or two.

Tech won't save you from lockdown disaster: How to manage family and free time while working from home

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Of course natural selection means introverted OCD handwashers will rule the world so you'd better get used to it.

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If you can go outside for fresh air, go for a 30 minute walk or longer, or a run if you're on the sporty side.

Nice if you're in a country which lets you, not much use if you're in a country with a proper lockdown. I guess 30 minutes running round the balcony will get you on social media though.

Look ma, no Intel Management Engine, ish: Purism lifts lid on the Librem Mini, a privacy-focused micro PC

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Re: If they are touting security ...

It it possible to disable AMD's PSP? If not, maybe Intel is more secure than AMD after all.

Microsoft Teams usage jumps to 32, no, 44 million as Windows-slinger platform slides onto home workers' PCs

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Re: all the cpu resources

Electron should not be used in production environments.

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Then again, you can only have The One True Notification sound on Teams. You can't disable it without losing the call ringtone, and you might not want to miss calls. Finally, MS have spent months working out the most irritating sound in the world before pushing it out in the latest update last week.

We've been promised offline and more than one window for years in Teams, so let's not get our hopes up too early.

Let's not kid ourselves, Teams is only making headway because it's free, installed automatically everywhere with Office 365 despite what the user wants, and MS are knocking SfB on the head.

Theranos vampire lives on: Owner of failed blood-testing biz's patents sues maker of actual COVID-19-testing kit

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Re: Pitch forks unnecessary, Karma is good enough

You have a good 7-14 days before lockdown takes effect, so you shouldn't wait until the curve takes off before doing it. In fact you don't even know when the curve will take off because you're not testing asymptomatic and systematic people (some will have had flu, some will have this, if you don't test you will never know). You're just waiting for the dead bodies to pile up before deciding to do something to bring it back down to the level that you should have started mass testing and monitoring in the first place.

I restate that if there's no testing, no lockdown, and no monitoring of people's contacts and where they've been then it's not science-driven, it's just handwavey political bullshit.

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Re: CoVID 19 Witch hunts

I could care less.

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Re: Pitch forks unnecessary, Karma is good enough

Yes, people criticise lockdowns because they think it's not obvious how to stop the lockdown but once you have got the numbers under control with a lockdown you move to the South Korean model of constant testing and monitoring.

The question is how is the UK's unique laissez faire solution any better? It basically amounts to letting people die and not having to do much as if that were something commendable because then you don't have to think about what to do next.

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Re: Pitch forks unnecessary, Karma is good enough

It was not necessary for the UK to wait for this report which was released yesterday before taking action. Action could have been taken before following the Asian countries' lead (and it's hardly unknown ground given the previous pandemics) and refined with the release of this report.

But it's nice to see that the UK has finally decided that more testing is worthwhile. Shame they're still not testing NHS workers as a pretty basic requirement for fighting this virus is that staff are disease free and do not spread it amongst themselves, patients who are in hospital for other reasons, or visitors.

The UK's 'business friendly' approach is cod-science bullshit. Nobody still really knows if the virus mutates or not, this year's immunity might mean nothing next year. People need to be cured and the spread of the virus needs to be stopped, now.

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Re: Pitch forks unnecessary, Karma is good enough

Especially testing and isolating, but the UK still has its head in a bucket or has decided that it can write off people's lives because it's cheaper.

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Re: CoVID 19 Witch hunts

Patent override, job done... if it weren't for the fact that governments aren't in hock to lobbyists.

Apple updates iPad Pro with a trackpad, faster processor. Is it a real computer now?

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Re: Trackpad is a misunderstanding

The idea is you put it on a plinth and marvel at its wonderful design language. Anything else like running software detracts from that.

The show Musk go on: Tesla defies Silicon Valley coronavirus lockdown order, keeps Fremont factory open

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Could be worse

We all know Musk is a slave driver but people have to be there to make cars. What's Charter's excuse for banning working from home?

British Army adopts WhatsApp for formal orders as coronavirus isolation kicks in

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Re: You mean?

If you have to use Teams on your mobile in a crisis then you won't be using it for long. You'd have hard time finding an app which hammers the battery as much as Teams.

America: We'll send citizens cash checks amid coronavirus financial hardship. UK: We'll offer £330bn in biz loans

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Re: Germany

The thing is, the UK is not closing things down by law, just saying things like "it'd be best if you don't go to the pub or restaurants or cinemas".

People don't go to them, insurance companies say there's no law forcing businesses to close down, businesses go to the wall.

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Taxachussetts

Who's smug about their tax rate now?

The rest can scrabble around for scraps off Trump's table.

Apple reopens stores in China as Middle Kingdom regains control of COVID-19 – after closing all its outlets in Italy

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Re: Well

For the record, ballcocks.

Britain's bars and restaurants are doomed – unless the government acts now

I am a food and drink journalist, but last night I felt more like a grief counsellor. After Boris Johnson’s announcement that the public should avoid pubs and restaurants, their owners were bewildered, stricken, livid.

“In our industry that’s the worst thing he could have done,” said one “blindsided” bar owner who had expected a total shutdown – an involuntary closure that would have potentially allowed venues to trigger their business interruption insurance.

Instead, restaurateurs were left hanging. No insurance. No rescue package. No customers. With the added PR disaster that, as one put it: “If you stay open you’re seen as someone who doesn’t care about your community or staff.” Hospitality is not alone. Theatres, cinemas, clubs and music venues are in the same bind. As one friend who works across several of those fields messaged: “Fucking hell!"

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The contrast between the French government’s response – €300bn of state-guaranteed bank loans with the promise: “No business will fail’’ – and that of our own government could not be more stark. The piecemeal efforts in last week’s budget to protect hospitality and the arts were pathetic. Business rate holidays for smaller operators and statutory sick-pay refunds for businesses that employ less than 250 was a fraction of the action needed. To survive this, such businesses need immediate permission to waive-not-defer (any deferral is simply accruing debt), rent and business loan repayments, utility bills, all tax and NI obligations. Instead, they are left at the mercy of an imploding market. One operator I spoke to, who had contacted HMRC to spread his corporation tax payments, was simply told this was not possible.

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Re: Well

Only one country's experts are saying the British government's approach is right. And they're from the UK and usually found either side of Boris Johnson.

I don't think viruses recognise English exceptionalism.

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Re: Well

Coupled with this 'plan', it means that the most oldest and most vulnerable in society who can't fight off this disease will get infected and die. And also the not so old and vulnerable... an Italian patient who went to hospital just over three weeks ago is under 40 only just got out the ICU.

So, yeah, I've got a chip on my shoulder about that. Is that a problem for you?

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Re: reasons not to close schools...

Getting people to just act sensibly over a long period is much easier than a lockdown, and although the overall number of people who catch it will be about the same the peak will be spread out, to levels where the NHS can cope.

If you want to stop a virus spreading, you have to stop people spreading it. Doing absolutely nothing apart from suggesting people wash their hands a bit more (or for some people, suggesting that they wash their hands) doesn't really cut it.

Remember, it's a virus. You can't "cure" it. Sooner or later we all need to catch it, or be vaccinated against it, those are the only ways to stop the spread. It takes 6-9 months minimum to develop a vaccine, so it needs to be managed at a low level until then. Lockdown won't work, as France and Italy will discover.

How come Asian countries which locked down are now getting on top of it then?

'Do not let this fire burn': WHO warns Europe over coronavirus

Tedros stressed that countries should take a comprehensive approach. “Not testing alone,” he said. “Not contact tracing alone. Not quarantine alone. Not social distancing alone. Do it all. Find, isolate, test and treat every case, to break the chains of transmission … Do not just let this fire burn.”

The British government's response - actively choosing to stop community testing, deciding not to even bother trying to trace people who might have come into someone diagnosed with Covid-19, allowing people to behave as usual, is wrong-headed, irresponsible, and a complete contradiction of WHO guidelines and the opposite of what Asian countries have done.

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Re: Well

Well be a sport and post a link to an article which a favourable comparison, then, in either English or French, because I can't find one in the English-speaking press.

By the way: "The idea that countries should shift from containment to mitigation is wrong and dangerous.” - WHO.

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Re: Well

Sorry, are you actually comparing the UK's lack of action favourably against France's?

The Tories might be more prepared to prop businesses up (I don't know, I haven't found an article comparing the two), but actual steps taken to stop people becoming infected look particularly weak compared to other countries.

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Re: Well

I think it goes like this:

- Experts say what's needed.

- Johnson says "no, you've got no money and no lockdown and we're barely prepared to lift a finger, what can you do with that?"

- Experts say what they can do with that on TV.

- Johnson says "say goodbye to your loved ones".

"Herd immunity" sounds very Dominic Cummings, don't you think?

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They basically didn't mess about and decided that it was better to get the economic hit over and done with. Places like South Korea, Singapore, and Taiwan had plans ready to go.

Singapore was ready for COVID-19—other countries, take note

Note: Democratic countries can also have plans ready to go. It is not necessary to dismantle the pandemic response department (US) or call muddling through it a plan (UK).

India crowdsources COVID-19 response – startups told to make YouTube vids to win

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Re: A little Graph Theory can be dangerous ...

Compare the John Hopkins University map with European countries' measures in a table half-way down this article.

The UK is indeed dawdling, other countries have taken harsher measures with fewer infections, but it's nice to see Johnson's finally done an about turn on the cod-science 'herd immunity' bullshit where herd immunity is gained by real-life infection instead of vaccination. Such nonsense is unsustainable even for Johnson.

Facebook does the right thing for once: Joins Google, LinkedIn, Microsoft, Reddit, Twitter, YouTube to clean out dodgy COVID-19 info

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Nice to see they draw the line at plain wrong health information, shame they didn't draw the line at plain wrong political stuff which put populist idiots in charge in the first place who are now unable to respond and do stupid stuff like wind down the pandemic office or say they want to "wait until it's the right time" as an excuse for doing nothing (hint: anyone with half a brain could see what was happening, if you want to see two weeks into the future, look at Italy and one week into the future, look at Spain).

Microsoft's GitHub absorbs NPM into its code-hosting empire: JavaScript library vault used by 12 million devs now under Redmond's roof

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Big Brother

Google Analytics

MS now has its own version for tracking web use.

Doesn't it make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside?

Zoom goes boom, Teams tears at seams: Technology stumbles at the first hurdle for this homeworking malarkey

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Facepalm

Hangouts seems to have held up the best

They'll be why they're killing it at the end of the year.

Microsoft Teams gets off to a wobbly start as the world and its cat starts working from home

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Teams is a kind of Electron-driven strings-and-yoghurt pots thing holding Active Directory, Sharepoint, and God knows what else together.

Then every so often Electron decides to run garbage collection and as there's a whole lot of garbage to collect the whole computer grinds to a halt.

Downloading it now to put on another computer and I'd say if it went any slower the browser would time out.

Supply, demand and a scary mountain of debt: The challenges facing IT as COVID-19 grips the global economy

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Stop

Planned obsolescence

It's going to end.

Maybe the wheels will even fall off subscription software too.

The economy won't be able to support such nonsense in the future.

Apple fans may think they can't get viruses but Cupertino disagrees: WWDC 2020 dev summit goes online-only

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Re: Conferences and summits need to get with the program

Or be connected to be a ventilator, if one can be found for you.

Don't worry, Johnson says he's going to find some more for everyone literally at a time of peak worldwide demand.

Open-source bug bonanza: Vulnerabilities up almost 50 per cent thanks to people actually looking for them

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Re: Forking NVD

You know what it's like as soon as any software can be classified as 'government' or 'enterprise', it suddenly becomes set in stone and never changes for decades.

Avast pulls plug on insecure JavaScript engine in its security software suite

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WTF?

A JavaScript engine running as root

What could possibly go wrong?

And why did Avast's finest minds not just laugh hysterically and then say "no" when the person who thought of it first shared their idea?