* Posts by Dan 55

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India to make its digital currency programmable

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Maybe try walking before running?

I mean, Aadhaar leaks like a sieve and the Unified Payments Interface is used for money laundering...

In its tantrum with Europe, Apple broke web apps in iOS 17 beta, still hasn't fixed them

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Meh

Not the first time bugs or a crappy experience in beta makes it into .0, .1, or even .2 of a major version.

Apple are slow to react, even more so when it concerns the web.

You're not imagining things – USB memory sticks are getting worse

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Re: Simple solution?

I think they can be held responsible for mixing up real with fake goods in their own warehouses, for a start. Then after that they can be held responsible for supplying dangerous electrical goods or toys, crappy pwnable IoT shit, or TV sticks which try to hack everything on your LAN about 5 seconds after booting.

No reason why they can't meet the legal minimum that every other shop has to.

Twitter spinout Bluesky ends invite-only phase and opens its doors to all comers

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Re: Nobody's going to use it

People really are leaving Xitter apart from sports fans who maybe are just using it like RSS?

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Re: I have a question

And as with all advertising-driven social media, they will raise engagement whatever the cost - verifiable facts, mental health, funnelling people into echo chambers, hate-driven mobs, real-life doxxing, sex trafficking, etc...

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Re: You forgot something…

It's not official though, it just mirrors The Register's account on Twitter, which is quite a feat these days considering Elmo setting fire to the API every week.

Google throws $1M at Rust Foundation to build C++ bridges

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Re: What happened to Carbon?

This Rust project and Carbon both aim to bridge with C/C++ code and not require you to throw everything out and rewrite. Even if Google did want to hedge their bets, the fact that nobody trusts them to not kill projects and they've just thrown money at Rust means that nobody's going to want to spend time learning Carbon, making it's death a self-fullfilling prophecy.

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What happened to Carbon?

Just a case of the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing, or will it be added to the Google graveyard about six months from now, or is it already in the graveyard?

Japanese government finally bids sayonara to the 3.5" floppy disk

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Re: Trivia Question

720KiB * 2 = 1440KiB / 1000 = 1.44 "M"

Neither MB nor MiB. Obviously someone in marketing.

Google flushes cached search results forever

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Re: It figures

And it's not as if they're not going to need cached data, they do need so they can actually offer search results... so they're just hiding it.

Critical vulnerability in Mastodon is pounced upon by fast-acting admins

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Re: I told you guys

I've just checked the original developer's biography - he moved to Germany when he was 11 and Mastodon is now a German non-profit. Your Red Scare dial needs adjustment.

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You'd better give up sending e-mail too while you're at it.

JetBrains' unremovable AI assistant meets irresistible outcry

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Re: It’s not just C-Suite

All EU cookie banners did was make tracking more visible. Some people find clicking no (or yes) annoying, others find the tracking annoying. Personally I'm in the latter camp. There's no need for them if the website just uses first-party session cookies, but it seems sharing or selling data is too difficult for most websites to give up.

Surely the blame has to be placed at the door of the shrinkwrapped EULA which apparently allows any and all consumer rights to be overridden in the US and has a long ignoble tradition stretching back decades. Your only recourse is to not use the software.

Fast forward to today and now you find your software updates, your EULA is changed, and even if you were to click no your codebase is probably already uploaded and is now training data for an LLM under the expectation that you would have clicked yes anyway.

JetBrains of all companies should know about developer resistance to this bullshit, but it seems they're all drinking the same kool-aid. It's not the questions which are the problem, it's the entire industry collectively jumping on the same fucking bandwagon.

Windows 10 users report app gremlins after Microsoft update

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Microsoft unable to target the right CPU

So now must be the perfect time to move away from managed code to compiled code.

Fujitsu finance chief says sorry for IT giant's role in Post Office Horizon scandal

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Meanwhile, back at the Post Office...

... it's business as usual:

What’s really going on with the Subpostmaster compensation schemes

Article by Nick Wallis, who's been following this since 2009.

'I’m sorry for everything...' Facebook's Zuck apologizes to families at Senate hearing

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Hey, sorry guys...

... I've fucked up a generation. Tomorrow it'll be business as usual.

Alphabet just banked $3B by stretching life of its servers

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Headmaster

Save

The verb is save.

Universal Music accuses TikTok of 'intimidation' and threats to replace humans with AI

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Re: Oh my

In other news World's Smallest Violin was not released by Universal.

Windows 3.11 trundles on as job site pleads for 'driver updates' on German trains

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Alert

Re: Disappointed

Oh God no, you've just set off my PTSD.

It took Taylor Swift deepfake nudes to focus Uncle Sam, Microsoft on AI safety

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"We have to act"

... Nadella told NBC News, referring to guardrails that need to be put in place to prevent Designer from creating this kind of material.

The time to act was at the requirements stage, Satnad.

Big Tech surprises exactly nobody yet again.

UK biometrics boss bows out, bemoaning bureaucratic blunders

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Figleaf

What amazes me is they gave the job to someone who might have a problem with being treated like a figleaf.

I imagine the ex-Met commander replacing him knows which side his bread is buttered.

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Re: "at times frustrating"

Don't forget Children of Men which appears to foretell an accurate model of UK policing and immigration policy. That'll cheer you up.

Cory Doctorow has a plan to wipe away the enshittification of tech

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Re: Does old Cory know what he's talking about?

Napster died because their business model was to steal other peoples' stuff and... Profit

So their problem was they were the one of the first and weren't big enough to survive the legal onslaught.

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I'm shocked the reference wasn't changed from Best to Babe Ruth.

The real significance of Apple's Macintosh

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Facepalm

Ah crap, I misread 1984 as 1985.

Well... this is what a pre-release Workbench looked like in 1985, that could probably have been done in a year.

I still believe it was the direction industry was going through simply because there had to be a reason for people to buy more powerful more expensive computers.

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You could draw a line in the sand on the 24th of January 1985 but there were two other 16-bit machines which came out that year. You certainly couldn't see the Mac's release in January and then develop a new GUI for a new computer in about five months.

If the Mac never had launched but the Amiga and ST still had, would the rest of the industry (meaning PCs of course) still have got Windows 2-5 years later? Of course it would, it was the direction the industry was going.

Linus Torvalds flames Google kernel contributor over filesystem suggestion

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Re: I am Ignorant.

If userland expects unique inodes per filesystem, that's what it should get, shouldn't it? After all, isn't one of Linus' golden rules "we do not break user-space"?

Off the top of my head, find and tar need unique inodes.

Europe forces Apple to give its citizens some choice over iOS browser engine, app store

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It's all worth it for the blue chat bubbles, apparently.

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Re: "developers must provide Apple a stand-by letter of credit [...] of €1,000,000"

Thank goodness Tim Apple is protecting the iOS platform from being sullied with the likes of F-Droid.

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"developers must provide Apple a stand-by letter of credit [...] of €1,000,000"

Developers must also dance naked around the Arc de Triomphe at rush hour, run a triathlon, and count the number of angels dancing on a pinhead.

Apple redecorates its iPhone prison to appease Europe

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Re: The Law Has No Teeth

This is Apple's proposal even though they've announced it as if it's a done thing, the EU still has to okay it and presumably they won't as it makes a mockery of the DMA and makes the whole exercise pointless.

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Re: Contempt and posturing

Indeed, China says "drop your trousers" and Apple does that and bends over as well. Are there any instances on record of Apple maliciously complying with the law in China? No.

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YouTube guy says Haiku is now good enough to use as your main OS.

Well he really uses the phrase "daily drive" which should carry a mandatory death sentence, but apart from that you may be interested in this video.

750 million Indian mobile subscribers' info for sale on dark web

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"undisclosed asset work within law enforcement channels"

In other words, yet more Aadhaar leaks.

Wait, security courses aren't a requirement to graduate with a computer science degree?

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I would say any course, CS, IT, or Software Engineering which does not cover the security of data in transit and data at rest is lacking a key part of what should be taught in the curriculum. We can't have graduates being told to put things on the internet or without any clue how to do it, or at least any clue about which questions they should be asking.

Missed expectations, zero guidance: Tesla's 'great year' was anything but

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Re: This was a 101 how not to do a conference call

Tesla is stuck with really just two volume models, the '3' and 'Y'. Everything else is just window dressing.

I read somewhere that the Roadster and the S3XY models are pre-Musk era designs from before he got his grubby hands stuck into Tesla. Now we're on models designed by him and his yes men and we've got things like the Semi and Cybertruck.

Not sure if it's true or not, but it sounds about right.

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Re: "focus the team on the launch of the next-generation vehicle"

He did do an interview where he said that MSX was based on 5-year old technology which was rather cheeky of him considering it was 1984, one year from when the MSX standard was announced and about 5 years from when Sinclair started designing the ZX80 which isn't that different from the Spectrum when all's said and done.

These days we'd have said he was projecting and crucified him on social media.

The rise and fall of the standard user interface

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Re: Mac User Interface Guidelines, the Ribbon Interface, and Changes to Interfaces

The ribbon interface is now on most kinds of Windows software. Pull down menus are gone for the most part. Money needs to be made by companies!

Now you can disable the ribbon on Office 365 so MS can make more money by renting you the thing they originally took away from you in the first place.

This option is not on Office 2021 though. Again, to make more money pushing you towards the rented version.

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Re: Not quite right...so never did any MacOS / Win16 programming then..

The OP is entirely right. This is the classic GUI event queue vs blocking call problem that both Windows and Mac have had since time immemorial.

Even now, on Windows 11 and Mac OS 14, a network drive which does not respond will cause Explorer or Finder to hang because the network call blocks and Explorer/Finder does not service its event queue until it returns an answer or times out.

Nowadays there are asynchronous calls and threads to solve the problem, but both these billion dollar corporations must still be short of a bob or two because they never get round to fixing the problem.

Wait, hold on, everyone – Mozilla thinks Apple, Google, Microsoft should play fair

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Re: Amazed that FF isn't used more

Install the Text Reflow WE addon.

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Re: " the impact of platform rules and of relentless marketing."

Which serves to remind me why I don't use FF for web browsing.

Unfortunately your memory is pretty terrible because you forgot again before you posted your comment so nobody is any the wiser as to what you think is wrong with FF, but it can't be that bad because you keep it set as your default browser.

Amazon Ring sounds death knell for surveillance as a service

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Re: Correction for UK readers

Courts waved through warrants to forcefit prepayment meters

Courts waved through applications by energy firms to forcibly install prepayment meters in people's homes, according to internal advice from a top magistrate leaked to the BBC.

Previous guidelines required careful scrutiny of warrant applications, but new advice to courts deems those rules "disproportionate".

I hope we're all reminded of the law being changed in 1999 to assume that all computers and computer software operate correctly unless proven otherwise by the defence and the consequential shitshow that was the Post Office's Horizon and the effect that had on people's lives.

By the way, there was talk of social energy tariffs as used in other countries but that's been quietly dropped:

Social energy tariff plan that would have slashed bills 'quietly scrapped' by Government

Can we spot a theme about who the justice system is serving?

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It reduces visibility of warrantless searches.

The police could have always gone trawling to Ring anyway.

Tech world won't have long to fall in line when EU signs off on AI Act

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Re: @Kev99

Cars for steering assistance and even parking for you.

Tesla Vision Parking update (no parking sensors) does it work yet?

This title follows Betterage's law of headlines.

Datacenters could account for a third of Ireland's electricity by 2026

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How to fix this

Have a data protection commissioner that doesn't let big tech do what the hell it wants, then it won't be so attractive for them to put data centres there.

Boeing goes boing: 757 loses a wheel while taxiing down the runway

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Perhaps he said tyre because wheel was too horrible to contemplate at that moment.

Major IT outage at Europe's largest caravan and RV club makes for not-so-happy campers

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Re: What does CAMC run on

IIS doesn't run on Linux, so either it's running on IIS/Windows or it's running on something/Linux. Hopefully the second.

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Should have gone Dutch

Dutch legend has been running his campsite since 1986 using an Atari ST

Nobody's getting past his custom software and air-gaped security.

Apple has botched 3D for decades. So good luck with the Vision Pro, Tim

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Re: HoloLens was successful?

And if El Reg was more interested in historical accuracy than erasing Apple’s achievements, the QuickTime VR panorama would have rightly been praised as paving the way for Google Street View.

Nope, that was Domesday.

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Trollface

The problem is Apple fanbois have too much disposable income. This is Tim Apple's effort to rectify that.