* Posts by Dan 55

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Microsoft and GM deal means your next car might talk, lie, gaslight and manipulate you

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Alert

We won't be getting a KITT, we'll be getting a KARR:

Microsoft lays off an ethical AI team as it doubles down on OpenAI

In the same way that Sadnad threw out the Trustworthy Computing group because it put the brakes on software development, looks like he's decided to throw out ethics people because there's a bubble to ride.

Meta winds down NFTs but will continue token efforts

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Re: News just in:

Sorry, are you talking about NFTs, Instagram, or Facebook?

Windows 11 puts 'disgusting' Remote Mailslots protocol out of its misery

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Re: Net Send was disgusting.

Watch a new Windows feature be announced with great fanfare a year from now which has all those things you mention and several security holes you could drive a bus through so the end result is the exactly same thing as the present day Net Send but 5000 times more bloated.

Yes, Samsung 'fakes' its smartphone Moon photos – who cares?

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Re: Who cares?

Can't wait for the the software update after SpaceX pays Samsung for exclusive advertising rights and we get see Georges Méliès' moon with a SpaceX rocket.

The UK's bad encryption law can't withstand global contempt

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Re: One rule for them, another for the rest of us.

But I still can't find anything that says that RIPA is legislation based on an EU directive.

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Re: One rule for them, another for the rest of us.

Think you're back to front in this, RIPA was in 2000, the WTC attack was in 2001, the Privacy and Electronic Communications Directive was in 2002, and the UK got a wrist slap for some aspects of RIPA by the ECHR.

China launches yet another crackdown on social media

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Re: Social media is a curse on humanity

We could ask New Zealand:

Facebook finally responds to New Zealand on Christchurch attack - social media's fault.

Christchurch shooting videos are still on Facebook over a month later - social media's fault.

A Year Later, Christchurch Attack Videos Still on Facebook - social media's fault.

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Re: One rule for them ....

They don't say anything, the person causing the inconvenience just vanishes.

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Re: Social media is a curse on humanity

I can watch a livestreamed shooting to back that statement up, there should be another one along in a minute.

GPT-4 to launch this week, Microsoft Germany's CTO lets slip

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Re: DuckAss

When it's appeared when I use DDG, it's just clippy saying "Hey, it looks like you're searching the Internet, shall I open the Wikipedia page for that?"

I'd link to The Register's clippy video but I can't find it, so here's another.

Check out Codon: A Python compiler if you have a need for C/C++ speed

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Re: Downloaded Codon from Github.....and then......

Seems like you really need to be careful of the results, because the expression evaluator isn't really like Python's.

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I still seem to get along with Perl. I'm not sure about what that says about how I think.

Musk said Twitter would open source its algorithm – then fired the people who could

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Re: Not the first time

IMHO, he should just let twitter be the domain of the crazies until after the 2024 election. After that, god help us all

I thought that was what he was doing, wasn't it?

Adidas grapples with $1.3B in unsold Yeezy sneakers after breaking up with Kanye West

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Re: Doing a Musk

Surprisingly, two racists agree with a racist.

US officials probe Tesla's incredible detaching steering wheel

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Re: The USA is well known for (poor) build quality.

No, they build stuff according to spec, which may be different to good stuff.

AmigaOS 3.2.2 released for those feeling nostalgic

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Re: PiStorm is blasphemy

Vampire is expensive unobtainum and as just as alien technology as the PiStorm is, from an early-90s point of view.

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Re: Biases

Is that because you've exhausted the possibilities of Lander and Pacmania and are at a loose end?

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Re: Amiga is alive and kicking

3.2 doesn't have the tick on the boot screen, this ruins the nostalgia. Hasn't someone hacked together a 3.2 ROM image with the tick back on it yet?

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Re: Emulation Possible?

There's Amiga Forever which is above board but the chances of Hyperion ROMs being bundled with that are non-existent.

Ex-Tweep mocked by Musk for asking if he'd actually been fired

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Meh

This breaking news just in

Emerald mine heir Elon Musk is still a twat.

Microsoft makes Outlook Mac native email app a freebie

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Re: Does it slurp my data?

You are correct, if you set it up to work with a non-MS IMAP server then everything is synced to MS' own servers.

No need for that unless they're slurping.

Can we interest you in a $10 pocket calculator powered by Android 9?

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I think it would be a saner design (even for MS) if apps wrote logs and then a telemetry process uploaded them, rather than each app uploading its own log.

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Re: Ok... I have to ask

AOSP comes with a calculator app so you wouldn't need to write an app either.

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Re: Ok... I have to ask

Windows calculator actually does phone home. I think it's just a data fetish at this point.

Elon Musk yearns for AI devs to build 'anti-woke' rival ChatGPT bot

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Re: Anti-woke chatbot?

All those tweets he sends at 4am in a desperate attempt to raise engagement are tiring him out and Microsoft wouldn't let him buy Tay.

Arm co-founder: Britain's chip strat 'couldn’t be any worse'

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Re: Technology strategy

About food imports, if the UK were still party to single market agreements it could do something about substandard food. As it is, the whole of the EU knows that the substandard stuff can be dumped on the UK which now has no in-market controls or legal remedies and has chosen to waive import controls to avoid slowing down the supply chain even more. Before this food would probably have been destroyed.

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Re: Don't go grasping nettles

The car industry got screwed up by non-tarrif barriers due to the B word, which everyone is trying to pretend hasn't happened. Any new fabs will face much the same problem.

Also, no money will be forthcoming unless directorships for chums are available.

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Re: DCMS?

Hurrah, just the CV you need for sciencey stuff.

As she's just moved to the DSIT from the DCMS, she's brought the chip strategy with her in her briefcase/pocket/on the back of a postage stamp, so that bodes well.

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Re: Now there's a challenge

The Tories successfully manage to get away with repeatedly claiming the previous accumulated clusterfucks have nothing to do with them after every change in leadership. It was wearing a bit thin but then luckily for them Truss came along.

Now we're building computers from lab-grown brain cells

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Brain and brain, what is brain?

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brain in a box

Suddenly had a flashback to Tales Of The Unexpected - 'William and Mary'. I wasn't traumatised by this at all, oh no.

Intruder alert: WH Smith hit by another cyber attack

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Re: As someone married to an Ex-WH Smith Employee

If they were using Tasword 2, Vu-File, and Vu-Calc the data would be more secure.

Windows 11 update breaks PCs that dare sport a custom UI

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If you have a custom UI then you could remove the new shortcuts to GlaDOS, sorry, Bing Chat. Obviously the only reasonable thing to do is break everyone's custom UIs.

Signal says it'll shut down in UK if Online Safety Bill approved

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Re: So how does that work then ?

Are you sure there's an account recovery mechanism on Signal? If you mean setting a PIN so other people can't register using your phone number, they don't store your phone number to do that.

You could, if you wanted, register Signal using another phone number.

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Re: So how does that work then ?

Signal don't actually have anyone's phone number, just a hash of it. The change would have to be made in the client.

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Re: You know ...

So making left wing policies for different reasons make them right wing? Okay.

Different parties with different places on the political spectrum can have have the same policy for different reasons, yes.

Regarding the medical cannabis, thousands of people are now using it as it is possible to get a private prescription

That is right, and using the law to carve out a new market just for the private sector is definitely not a classic left-wing policy.

The linked FT "study" is simply bollocks, as they are just parroting the WEF narrative

... and yeah, I can tell this is going to be a productive thread. I'll get off here if you don't mind.

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Re: You know ...

The small business thing is easy to understand. The Tories' biggest donors are now from the financial sector, they want tax cuts and fewer regulations and that's what they get. The welfare state is sacrificed, small business is taxed to make up the difference. That is not left-wing.

The things you list that you claim communists are over the moon about are also things that authoritarians are over the moon about.

In practice it is impossible to get an NHS prescription for cannabis. It seems to have been a law made for just for two children who needed it in 2018 to get the public off the government's back, since then the NHS won't fund or prescribe it.

Finally same-sex marriage was passed into law relatively late compared to neighbouring countries and opposite-sex couples couldn't even enter into a civil partnership until 2019. It took a long time for the UK to allow something as common sense as civil partnerships and marriage for both same-sex and opposite-sex couples. Nothing particularly left-wing about that.

When Truss had her mayfly-like premiership an FT study found this:

Study names Tories as ‘most right-wing government’ in the world

Since then the Tories have inched back, but only because they realised they were boiling the frog a little too quickly.

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Re: You know ...

Please highlight a left-wing policy from the Tories, if you would.

The only reason some people call it left wing is their Overton window has sadly become unhinged and they're now under the impression that Atilla the Hun was a centrist dad.

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Re: So how does that work then ?

How would this even work if you're at the Scottish border? One step north to apply Scottish law, two steps south to apply English law?

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Re: I suppose we should be thankful for an actual UK story, but...

Someone burglarized El Reg's dictionary.

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Re: So how does that work then ?

Not even that, if it's on an England-and-Wales based device.

I'm sure the Home Office have got it all thought out, there must be an IP subnet reserved just for E&W or something.

Ford seeks patent for cars that ditch you if payments missed

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Re: Tell me you're middle-class without telling me etc etc

If you think that's bad wait till you see what Plan 2025 is - it's a bet to see how many credulous people fall for made-up conspiracy theory bullshit on social media. We seem to have arrived at the peak two years early.

Pop open a cask: Homebrew version 4.0.0 is here

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Re: Probably the only version of UNIX™ without the UNIX

Okay, if the concept which proved useful for both MacOS and Linux users is not no-root installations after all, you'd still need to set up a /home/linuxbrew directory on Linux which in most distributions would require a password to create the new linuxbrew user. It's not e.g. ~/.linuxbrew which would not require a password.

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Probably the only version of UNIX™ without the UNIX

Homebrew was originally built for macOS, but the concept proved useful for Linux users, too. Either you may not have root access to the machine – or even if you do, that may only let you install ancient versions which aren't much help, but you can't readily update.

Installing Homebrew outside of /usr/local is not officially supported and Apple removed permissions to access /usr/local for non-root users years ago. Then a few years later they removed root. In short, on a Mac, no user installation for you - you need the admin password at least once.

Tesla hits the brakes on rollout of Full Self-Driving code to new users

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Trollface

Drive-by downvoter was here...

... or yet another example of Autopilot going wrong?

ChatGPT, write a report about database glitches that crashed you today

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Keep at it Zuck

If you sink half your profits into VR and the other half into ML, one can hope bankruptcy won't be too far away.

Germany to court Indian IT talent – starting with easier visa application processes

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Re: so what happened ?

Except for Mark Twain.

Infosys founder slams working from home, side hustles, as slowing India's growth

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Is he all there?

"You may have a little bit of comfort in saying that I'll work three days a week, you may get a little bit more money by moonlighting."

He seems to think turning up to the office three days a week means working three days a week, WFH means not working, and the time employees spend WFH for his company is actually time they spend freelancing for other companies. He seems a bit confused.

Microsoft begs you not to ditch Edge on Google's own Chrome download page

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Kremlin claims Ukraine hackers behind fake missile strike alerts

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Re: Probably one good reason for the UK not to have such a system.

There is also the Wartime Broadcasting Service. In the true spirit of pointless secrecy so beloved of the UK, whether it actually works or not is a secret.