* Posts by Dan 55

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Atlassian users complain of cloud migration dead ends, especially in UK

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Re: Only yesterday I wrote:

Also I would question the value of ISO27001 if it can be negated in moment by a 3rd parties actions.

And by 1st party actions. Some corps are going all into cloud, but the CxO's won't be there when the shit hits the fan.

UK government slammed for Palantir 'free trial period' deal in Ukraine housing scheme

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Devil

"contrary to the principles of public procurement"

Oh, does gov.uk still have those? I thought all that was replaced by being a WhatsApp contact with a government minister or in a "VIP lane".

British boffins say aircraft could fly on trash, cutting pollution debt by 80%

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Re: High Speed rail

As with the water companies, it's trickle up economics.

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Re: they've moved on

While reluctantly agreeing with you, who are the "own nothing and be happy crowd"? This is a new business model being forced onto people as the old business model is retired from the market or prIced out of reach, not a lifestyle choice.

LinkedIn lays off nearly 700 staff, engineers to suffer the most

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Re: the cuts will range across engineering, product, talent, and finance teams

No need for any talent in management.

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After buying Activision Blizzard for $69bn...

That money's got to come from somewhere...

From LinkedIn and the 11000 other employees fired from MS earlier this year...

Signal shoots down zero-day rumors, finds 'no evidence' of device takeover

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Re: “turn off features that you aren't using”?

You could get an iPhone.

I could but I have more sense than money...

The fake IP address is really proxying stuff through Apple. I'd rather not.

Also none of what you said helps if your SMS client or other chat app downloads links given in SMS messages just to render a title and a postage-sized stamp web page.

Apart from possibly "lockdown" mode (I don't know) but that sounds like "Oh crap, we've just realised that a whole bunch of stuff we've done for ages is wrong, how do we get rid of it? I know, put it all under one toggle setting and let the user decide. That way it's not our fault any more."

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Re: “turn off features that you aren't using”?

I'd think turning off link previews in messaging apps is one of the first things any self-respecting commentard would do to, firstly to stop malware from dodgy spam messages being downloaded, secondly to stop your phone number being confirmed, and thirdly to stop being geolocated from your IP address.

Microsoft starts offering advice in how to code for Arm

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Maybe not as ready as you think, watch out for tricksy endianness.

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Re: Cross platform coding

Don't forget another big app rewrite from 7 to 8 which stamped on it again just to make sure it was really dead.

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Re: Microsoft offering advice on how to code?

Each developer will be given access to Windows and Office source code repositories with the advice "don't do what we've done here".

Raspberry Pi 5: Hot takes and cooler mistakes

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Re: So what was the passive solution?

You really need a heat sink stuck on top of the CPU, at least.

Excel Hell II: If the sickness can't be fixed, it must be contained

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Re: A Poor Craftsman Blames His Tools

On the date and time formats.

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Re: You should be ashamed of this article

Both cases appear to have been a function of asking someone who doesn't understand statistics, to merge datasets from multiple sources.

Nope. Both cases are due to management decisions brought about by running IT on a shoe-string budget (another management decision).

Everything gets shoehorned into Office no matter whether it's appropriate or not.

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Re: A Poor Craftsman Blames His Tools

Excel to Access? Out of the frying pan and into the fire (see icon).

Apple and Lenovo are dropping the ball for visually impaired users

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Re: Whateve

The 2018 UK accessibility website law only applies to public sector bodies. The EU Web Accessibility Directive doesn't apply in the UK thanks to Brexit but if any company has a web presence which sells goods and services in the EU/EEA market then they will need to meet the same standards by 2025 anyway.

Australia threatens X with fine, warns Google, for failure to comply with child abuse handling report regs

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Only because he redefined the meaning of "extremely naughty/bad" and thought himself very clever.

Can open source be saved from the EU's Cyber Resilience Act?

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Re: I see a LOT of software developers

That's a distribution restriction, not allowed under the GPL.

Ot so we were reliably informed after the RH saga.

Brit watchdog slams Microsoft as it clears $69B Activision Blizzard buy

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And as if by magic, mere minutes after the announcement, the button was pressed and the trailer was released.

They didn't wait for the FTC though.

UK silicon startups to share £1.3M chump change as part of chip strategy

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Re: £108k

There's also the culture and work ethic - look at the problems TSMC are having in Texas, where Americans won't work hard enough apparently, yet it's a fact Americans work longer and harder than Brits. Could you imagine how TSMC would cope with the likely workforce in say Grantham, Kilmarnock, or Warrington.

I would bet it's more down to not being able to find local people with the skills which, as the US is not a great chip manufacturer any more, is unsurprising. The solution as always is for employees who do have the skills to work longer.

So if they were to rock up in Grantham there is no amount of employee overtime that could get them out of that pickle.

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Re: £108k

£1.3m / 12 = £108k

For that money you won't even find a single competent employee in the sector.

Well you can divide that figure by two because it's a two-year pilot program.

What's even the point of doing this, to pay for the cleaning staff's wages down at Infosys?

Gas supplier blames 'rogue' code for Channel Island outage

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Facepalm

Well that was like reading an error report from a user

I mean, who knows what "rogue code" is.

The only thing you can be sure is if the main system fails and the backup system fails in exactly the same way, it's not the because the chances are "like winning the EuroMillions" lottery, it's because the same software failing in exactly the same way on the exactly same input.

Chinese citizens feel their government is doing such a fine job with surveillance

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Re: ASPI

The survey was a surveillance propaganda exercise, the article was just a useful idiot in the wider privacy debate.

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Re: Complaint

"Oh, you know, mustn't grumble."

AI safety guardrails easily thwarted, security study finds

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Re: Bollocks

Rejoice, the programming language you seek is already here, and there's no need for AI. It's Rust!

Gulf states and 'The Stans' could become new tech hotspot – analyst

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because he believes that the rule of law – and spread of civil society – follows the tech industry

Just look how well we're doing in the West (Europe + North America) after a decade and a half of big social media and disruptive tech...

curl vulnerabilities ironed out with patches after week-long tease

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A lot of bother could be avoided with the right build environment - all the warnings are errors unless for a very good reason, all the sanitisers on, as many static analysers as you can find.

HTTP/2 'Rapid Reset' zero-day exploited in biggest DDoS deluge seen yet

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Re: A cancel request?

This sounds like a feature created by an overly eager intern.

Well HTTP/2 is based on Google's SPDY so the only thing they really thought about was how fast they can serve adverts.

New information physics theory is evidence 'we're living in a simulation,' says author

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Re: If this is a simulation...

There were constant brown outs in 2020-2021 and the lizard people who are in charge of the simulation had to make us all stay in our homes as rendering long distances and interactions between simulants takes a lot of energy.

Not even the ghost of obsolescence can coerce users onto Windows 11

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Re: Hanging on as long as possible.

rounded window corners which is a huge productivity boost because you can visually tell wherre one window ends and another begins. This alone is enough to make it almost as good as windows 7

It's almost as if making everything flat slabs of indistinguishable colour was a mistake but it's still too early to go back to a 3D look with colour hints as they'd lose face so they found another way almost as good which was copying Apple.

ELKS and Fuzix: Linux – and Unix – writ very, very small

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Re: nxworld

For some reason it wasn't too easy find, I couldn't find the file but it was referenced in a commit. I also stumbled upon a reference in the same commit to the big brother of the cut-down Nano-X build in Elks:

Nano-X AKA Microwindows: Github, Website.

It's a windowing system for small devices with three different APIs based on Win32, X11, and Xlib.

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Re: DiskDestroyer executable size?

4176 bytes in Elks, you can check online here (login root, no password).

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New release of Fuzix just in time for the 2nd Spectrum Next

Now all I need is a time machine to find the time to bodge one of Fuzix's Spectrum versions to use the Next's features.

In rare bout of generosity, Oracle extends free support for Database 19c

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Alert

Good news for Birmingham

More time to get off Oracle.

Unless it comes with strings attached like you must update to 23c... It's Oracle, of course it will.

Kaluma squeezes JavaScript onto the Raspberry Pi Pico

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Re: Why, $deity, why?!?!

Dynamic typing is probably the last thing you need on a microcontroller. And of course it's JavaScript where 2 + 5 can be 25 and 2 - 5 is -3.

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Re: Why, $deity, why?!?!

I guess the practical use is providing work for security researchers. As the website says "A JavaScript engine for Internet of Things". I doubt you could find two worse things in modern-day IT to put together.

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"JavaScript also enjoys a wealth of support, documentation"

Usually the more documentation you have the better, but that's not true in JavaScript's case.

Microsoft introduces AI meddling to your files with Copilot in OneDrive

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if you’re expected to produce a docx instead of a pdf, you can only guarantee uniformity if you put up with Word

But not uniformity between different versions of Word.

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Oh now come on, just how many nights have you laid awake, unable to sleep, haunted by the thought of “I don’t know how to find my files?”

When the file I want to find is in Sharepoint.

FEMA to test emergency alert system US-wide today

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Re: My only question is WHY?

What the fuck major disaster could possibly occur which would require a national broadcast to EVERYTHING?

In case of in case of alien invasion, Will Smith would have got out of bed and kicked alien butt earlier if he had a phone with emergency alerts.

Microsoft kills classic Azure DaaS, because it isn't really Azure

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Re: Confusing naming?

This appear to have got worse over the last decade, it actually makes me miss the Microsoft of old.

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WTF?

What?

It seems MS been inspired by Google lately.

Google doubles minimum RAM and disk in 'Chromebook Plus' spec

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Nice spec for Linux netbooks

I assume some effort will be made to lock down the bootloader then...

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Re: Nice, just one question

The guarantee started 2 years ago when someone first thought of it and will last until you try and get into contact with Google support who will say it's a hardware problem and re-direct you to HP and HP will say it's an OS problem and re-direct you to Google support.

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Re: Simple Computer Standards: it's the 1980s, Again

Chromebook 128GB+2 in grey, Chromebook 128GB+3 in black.

I hope they don't use non-standard USB ports.

55-inch Jamboard and app ecosystem tossed into the Google graveyard

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I'm sure Lineage could spin up a version for Jamboard but they'd need time, and they're having enough trouble keeping up with e-waste being churned out by multinationals as it is.

Mozilla's midlife crisis has taken it from web pioneer to Google's weird neighbor

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Re: Kept for competition reasons

The real deal is Google will fund Mozilla to claim there's competition, but nobble Firefox on their own web properties to push people to Chrome where they're busy building in more and more tracking features (Google login, "privacy" sandbox, web attestation...).

Raspberry Pi 5 revealed, and it should satisfy your need for speed

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Re: Would love to upgrade my RPi 400.

I don't see why they couldn't sell a bare motherboard which fits in the 400's case, apart from perhaps not wanting to have too many SKUs.