Posts by Michael 28

meh!

where are the Diamonds at?

could be worse ...

http://www.mosnews.com/society/2009/05/08/1550/

apparently this happens a lot.

Remember xp?

5 years is a long time in OS years!

Same result as the RBWM bin collections then?

.....the fee will be frozen at £145 , but you get free M&S vouchers (aka food stamps).

BTW.... Blind people get the licence at half price .. WTF? .Never understood that. And why can't you get a bill in braille at the allpay places?

ps ... can we have a "Bodgers" icon?

(Bodgers Senor? we don' need no steenkin' Bodgers!)

I wasn't expecting the.....

....er .....I'll come in and do that one again....

I wasn't expecting the Spanish inquisition.!!

Our chief weapon is ? anyone?

Powerpuff girls?

......Mojo Jojo????????

meh! I'm more of a 2000ad fan .

(Strontium Dog)..... i'll wait for the particle-beam equivalent , with the hafnium gamma grenades thrown in for free.

one thing i love about the leccy tech obsession.

.... they haven't considered the requirements of the future economy. Most people won't buy one unless they HAVE TO. (ie, no more oil. )

.... now just bear with me, and imagine one of these parked behind the business end of a horse at a roundabout.

On the other hand, why bother with batteries at all, and go the "scalextric" route?

Anyone done this?

Type "lol limewire " into google and hit "i feel lucky" .... don't do it in chrome, cos it spoils it .

Won't someone think of the...

....property prices. Honestly, some people do run on autopilot sometimes.

Microsoft know their target market!

(...idiocracy). 'nuff said.. it's friday.

most aren't

..i lost a 1.5tb drive recently as it fell over when spinning up. Luckily it just had ... er... some home movies on it . Hot -swappable NAS boxes are definitely the way to go with media centres

and drives. Any news from Synology on compatability? Toshiba is usually compatable , but don't know if the firmware would be up to this level.

Could be worse..

"BT's chairman Sir Mike Rake has joined Tesco and M&S in slamming standards in British schools"......

No mention about Royal Mail or Macdonalds there, i notice?

BTW... who or what are we being compared to?

..this is an emotive, semanticallly null statement if ever there was one ... unless he's using the term "standards" ironically?

(....he's not comparing us to the...GERMANS? is he???)

Prior art...

..............don't bother with the patent app.

There was a young lady from Crewe

Who filled her vagina with glue!

She said with a grin,

If they pay to get in,

They'll pay to get out of there too!

I wouldn't worry about the Pirhana

.....it's the Candiru you have to worry about... you can't catch 'em in a net remember.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru

BTW... there any pubs open near this lake ?

naughty boys!

....no cloud computing for you then. .......no, srsly, no budget!

BSOD on pacemaker???

Serves him right for using ... that...os!!

BT has heard of "competition", hasn't it?

Satellite Broadband, and the Scottish 'Leccy Broadband

http://www.satsig.net/uk-satellite-broadband.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_line_communication

then again. she could always go outside the EU for her broadband

http://www.wimanx.com/edonline.asp

BTW.. From a purely Nationalist point of view...

... i'm wondering who EXACTLY seems to be the most paranoid about these artificially-created-not-in-Genesis-type pandemics? ...and where are they likely to happen ? ( Quote from this guy says he will earn billions of us dollars as a result....)

All I can say is thank FSM for the ash cloud.

Flames...volcano.

(Theme tune to Hawaii five -o plays in the background)

Did I mishear or did someone say "Election"?

.......or am i mixing up BBC parliament 3 line whip coverage with babestation? They are a bit close on my remote ... maybe I nodded off....

say that looks a lot like my jacket .

Playmobil reconstruction....

or it won't happen.

Could be a tough audience

......wonder what the purists will think????

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welle_Erdball

How come...

...they never had this problem with msn messenger?

Brings back fond memories...

.... of Cosmo and the Littlewoods catalogue back in the 70's...

Pension deficit bubble.

I have a feeling that pensions are going to be a real issue in the next two or three decades.

5% pay increase to compensate for pension changes only benefits the taxman.

Minimum earnings £13500????? .... and how long before people start talking up the next house price bubble? I'm going to take a leaf out of the german's book on that score, and use a Euro-SIPP to put a down-payment on a place in Bora-Bora, or somewhere... certainly won't be in England... too many old people.

@ A word of warning

I did........comes with mayonnaise apparently..! Very continental! :-)

Risk Assessment????

A MANDATORY requirement when using a public convenience on any form of public transport.

(And some train / bus stations and Airports too)

Did she make a visual check of the pan for blockage and potentially biohazardous material?

Did she make sure the door was capable of being secured?

Did she ensure there was sufficient sanitary material ( bog roll) to ensure she didn't place her fellow passengers at risk?

etc etc.....

I,for one.....

.....welcome our new Tazer wielding Fembot overlords.

Mandelson again?

we're DOOMED....doomed, i tell ye!!!!!