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* Posts by Michael 28

250 posts • joined Saturday 13th June 2009 04:08 GMT

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Michael 28
Happy

Re: Impressive.

I think there's a different kind of weather down south. Probably spends it's spare downtime mixing mint juleps and listening to Max Monroe...or...err.... Kraftwerk.

Michael 28
Happy

Re: We're not all here to export your jobs to India...

... Why don't places like the Cayman Islands or Bermuda have initiatives like this? Microsoft and the likes might have to compete with the Pharmaceutical industry on this front.

Michael 28
Unhappy

David Braben?

Elite didn't make the list?... oh noes!

Michael 28
Joke

Re: But....

Quaequam Blag!!!! Are you sure???

Michael 28
Coat

Re: Oh, come on!...

Heard the foley artists have a strong union...

.....mine's the one with the slide flute in the pocket....

(Hold on......what was that sound.. no no NOOOOOOO!)

Michael 28
Pirate

Traffic jam or lan party?

Who's going to be the first to share copyrighted pr0n on the M25?

Michael 28
Unhappy

This might be why...

.... i haven't bought a new kindle.

Michael 28
Devil

Re: Advantage of IR remotes

I bought the one4all xsight plus during the week. Sadly, I run linux , so I have to set up a dualboot xp just to update it. If bluetooth makes an appearance in remotes , it'll make my investment a very short term one.....good job I kept the receipt.

Michael 28
Happy

Is it just me?

.... or am I the first to use the phrase " bunnyboiler " in response to this article? Seems like many people missed the opportunity here!

Michael 28
Happy

Re: Have you seen this man?

I remember that one... the old Garda Sicini certainly had egg on their face over THAT one. :-)

Michael 28
Coat

Hang on....

http://www.doogle.org/

Nuff.said.

Michael 28
Happy

Am going all continental.

Bacon sarnies and Jumbo bacon rolls (Yum!) are all very well, just a bit parochial....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:American_sandwiches

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:British_sandwiches

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Sandwiches

My favourites would be either the francesinha or the Monte Cristo...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francesinha

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monte_Cristo_sandwich.

Food for thought?

Michael 28
Happy

Re: Ha! The catholic church tried the same trick on me.

Yes I noticed the typos.. thanks

Michael 28
Happy

Re: Ha! The catholic church tried the same trick on me.

Simple solutions

1 Never poit a "loaded weapn" at anyone, including yourself.

2. Wear Safety Specs... Health and safety.. it's the aw!

Michael 28
WTF?

Start of a new career?

Man vs food tag team? The media hasn't needed much of an excuse in the past.

Michael 28
Happy

And all this...

.... at the same time Peter Hamilton releases " Great North Road" ? How will she compete!

Michael 28
WTF?

Re: How do you...

facebook tagging?

Michael 28
FAIL

Hot-desking?

.. especially as you know you'll get the same pc as the guy who eats greasy food with his fingers.

Michael 28
Happy

The first step...

Phase one of "Operation Flypaper"

Michael 28
Angel

re: tablet mania

Does "writing notes on the back of a punch card and forgetting where you left it" count as dementia?

also, is there any difference statistically between UNIX/ windows users ? (What's a root password again?)

Michael 28
Flame

Re: Way to piss off the Martians/Mysterons -or - Does the RIAA know about this?

.... Remember what happened in "Mars Attacks" ?

Also, could this be the start of chav-like behaviour on another planet? ... It'll be drag-racing of mars rovers and donut-burning next!

Can you smoke the tyres in the martian atmosphere?

Michael 28
Happy

Make the objectives easier.

short range lan,voip access and email /vpn storage servers in the pubs, long range wlan in the churches(Just stick an ariel on top).At least the politicians might understand this.

Michael 28
Happy

Another scenario..

The chinese DID illegally buy the helicopters, but found an embarrasingly large number of components were stamped "Made in China".

Michael 28
Angel

Cash?

... that's morally wrong!

Michael 28
Happy

Re: Pretty Sure

Squirrels can make a quacking-like sound too...i've heard 'em!

Michael 28
Happy

irony

.... when their plant was originally being built, the first company involved in it's design was an east german company called....Kraftwerk AG !!!!

Michael 28

Re: Unionised Macdonalds members?

Sorry, but even having read the possible explanations, I still have MAJOR problems with this picture.

All I can say is this. I hope that there is a major rethink in the accountability of both parties involved, because this WILL get nasty.

Michael 28
Stop

Unionised Macdonalds members?

I definitely think that even the most hard line union could condone this action. And I'm even more shocked the police did not intervene.

Computer assisted eyewear= Disability discrimination.

Physically attempting to remove eyewear= abh/ gbh?

Preventing him and his family enjoying meal. =assault !

Also, what authority did the individual use to eject this man from the restaraunt? If he identified as a macdonalds employee, this could be a case for action against the whole franchise europe-wide.

Personally, I haven't eaten at macdonalds in decades.. a big mac falls below what I or trading standards might insist are basic advertising requirements.

As for the employee, next time he might not be so lucky. CS gas is readily available on the continent. (or is capiscum spray more appropriate?)

Michael 28
Black Helicopters

so, now what?

What possible use can we put to a multi billion pound cyclotron -particle beam producing structure?

Michael 28
Windows

Pigs in spaaaaaace........

Unidentified frying objects?

Michael 28
Angel

re: gay?

hmm... the paintwork does remind none of leather chaps..

Michael 28
Terminator

Re: Westworld?... Any one remember the New Avengers?

Copy /paste from imdb.with adlib.

Plot Summary for

"The New Avengers" Complex (1977)

The New Avengers fly to Toronto, Canada to learn the identity of KGB assassin X-41, aka Scapina. Unfortunately all their contacts end up dead before they are able to spill the beans. Also, Gambit keeps getting arrested by the Canadian police and Purdey finds herself trapped in a ultra modern building........whick KILLS! .

Michael 28
WTF?

Is that the RSPB down next to KFC?

....also, is WWF the one with the wrestling Pamnda?

Michael 28
Alert

Corona discharge?

Assuming it's not buried underground, this would sound EEvil in the rain!

Michael 28
Happy

Re: (The) Incredible(s)!

I would have said David Braben .

fyi...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elite_(video_game)

Michael 28
Angel

It's just down the road from the Overlook Hotel ..

http://maps.google.com.au/maps?q=Springfield+Oregon&hl=en&sll=44.25897,-123.060608&sspn=1.508724,4.22699&gl=au&hnear=Springfield,+Lane,+Oregon,+United+States&t=m&z=12,

also

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timberline_Lodge

.......All work and no play makes jack a dull boy!

Michael 28
Go

Is it what i think it is?

I'm sure i read somewhere it was that packing material that all those scientific measurement apparatus was packed in?.....could be wrong!

Michael 28
Thumb Up

Bittorrent.....

....Mesh network, anyone?

Michael 28
FAIL

This used to be called "ringfencing"

. and I bet they found out if segregating family friendly from unfiltered cost too much , so they lumbered it on everyone, just in the same way ,as a single person, my council tax is sending some young chavs to school.I should send a strongly worded email to the daily fail.

Michael 28
Alert

I have plumbed new depths!

... being one of a select few uk residents familiar with MST3K! .... pretty much none of their stuff is on these lists.

Michael 28
Pint

schweinebraten and russ roulade...nom!

"Unless you are an MS shareholder because your monopoly fuelled gravy-train may just be beginning to run out of steam."

Personally, I hope this kind of thing dosen't catch on, as i've kitted myself out a lot on the back of IT depts 3 year cycles.

Now if Linux natively supported ZFS.... i'd definitely pay for that!!

Michael 28
Coat

Re: why not have a second "under duress" pin code

you can.... in the uk, and possibly elsewhere, if you key in your code backwards, you still get the money, but it flags up a distress message for the security team at the bank.

Got my coat... now wheres my pants and wallet.!!!

Michael 28

Robots today...

Sharks with lasers tomorrow......I already know shark oil is used in a certain well known suppository as an excipient.

Michael 28
Linux

Linux version

... has only one kernel/engine, and better security......runs on diesel also.

Michael 28
Linux

End of an era, maybe....

Still have a copy of the Childrens Encyclopedia at my mums house (Arthur Mee)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Children's_Encyclop%C3%A6dia

I used to love the way it describes airships , biplanes, the "great war" (no mention of WW2) and the importance of the league of nations.

Encyclopedia Britannica may be right (wrt their business plan) in how they're proceeding....but just note a minute... who did I reference in this comment?

Michael 28
WTF?

Filesystem for this box is probably ZFS.....which means.....any guesses on OS?

Michael 28
Happy

OMG!

If i'm going to retire to the country one day, I'll have to give up P2P.....

Better fill up some more disks then!

Michael 28
FAIL

"Robbed!!!!"

ICON A5 can't dock with my coriolis space station!

Michael 28
WTF?

presumably ...

they want something more like a star trek tricorder that dosent involve pretreatment of the scene with ethidium bromide or something

Michael 28
Facepalm

Prior art?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064177/

All hail our new metal overlords!

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