306 posts • joined Friday 12th June 2009 22:35 GMT
Don't worry about these cookie things, they're just like Big Brother used to bake them.
I have eaten brain (animal, before anyone starts) - and it tasted better than faggots. Never again, in either case.
I should add: the word "girls" is extremely contentious State-side too. An English friend started his speech to a large conference with "Hello boys and girls", and wondered why the atmosphere turned Baltic. "Girls" all "work" for a living over there, apparently.
Paris, well ...
Re: Just Gonna Dance The Night Away
If only - I have a 2006 iMac which won't run Mavericks, and in the UK App Store the iWorks and iLife components still cost money.
Re: The - missing
Or "numbers of limited users" even? Getting the coat...
Re: AN LED?
Talking of SCUBA, wouldn't this be a lot kinder to the whales (q.v. sonic Buffalo subsea internet from Thursday)? Might upset the angler fish though.
Re: People forget...
Regrettably, "Spaceship Steve" is letting the side down, taphonomically speaking.
Re: Biologically compatible?
Not a jot, I suspect - these guys are techies. This should be mandated to have a range of no more than say a mile per link, otherwise having to relay at the surface.
These are intelligent creatures down there, and we're going to give them non-stop tinnitus? Surely not? Surely??
Re: Course he's not dodging taxes
Um, British Virgin Islands, perhaps?
I fear your points, such as they were, crashed and burned in the spelling and punctuation carnage.
Are you the foreign wireless planing expert we need? God help us poor Scots.
Oh my God, it's full of stars
£1.50 for an 0845 number? Surely not. On the other hand, dial 0900 from my phone and I'll shoot you. And then there's saynoto0870, my favourite!
I really must get my eyes tested
It looked like a souffle broke out there for a moment. Isn't old age wonderful?
So, how does that work then?
How do we pipe in the wigglies? Without cooking things, that is?
...need to visit the Barras in Glasgow to meet all their targets.
Handy for fly fishing too.
... A botnet auto-clicking on NSA job adverts.
Re: Start making archive drives
Yup, my thought too. Make them like the old IBM dustbin-size platters from the '70s, but with modern storage densities, and spin them real slow, with one travelling head to read the whole lot. This should satisfy FaceBook's storage requirements too. It's world energy tomorrow, but that's me done for the day - off for a beer now.
Re: Always on culture
I just can't agree with the first part of your last line.
It's definitely a solution for "the actor", decisive and positively final. Anyhow, the poor chap will not be minded to reconsider, despite your misgivings. Number unobtainable...
Ah, you have eyes, but cannot see? I think they do have an answer for that one.
Re: The facts on Trident 'cuts': What the Lib Dems want is disarmament
Yes, don't see why they can't just have comments as per usual. I've now lost the inclination...
Re: but Macs don't get viruses
Eadon? Eadon? Is that you?
Re: I concur
I googled for salacious titillation and arrived at vexatious litigation. Could happen to anyone, clearly.
Re: Sue happy
I'm sorry to have to inform you that you have just wasted some of my time too.
Re: I guess the theory is ...
Particularly in Newcassel, yeh nah.
Re: Thanks NASA
Haven't you noticed that the days are getting a bit longer?
For real speed you need a javelin throwing action, with a run-up and sudden stop, when the back, hip and shoulder turn are released through the whipping action of the arm. Pitchers don't have a run up, and lose a lot of this focussing of the energy of the big muscles in the body.
When I was younger and stick-like I could through stones / balls / snowballs prodigious distances - over 100 yards, but only when the projectiles were the "right" weight. Too heavy, and my shoulder and arm couldn't cope when doing the "whip" thing, and the results were sore, and pretty feeble.
ps A cricket ball weighs 20% as much as a javelin, for kinetic energy comparison purposes.
Smalltalk, Perl and Cobol; I haz them allz
Bring on your data transfers. Just not in XML, please.
Given a couple of days a specialist password hacker can match around three quarters of them.
Re: "not a word about the core DBMS functionality"
Bull tits, now there's a phrase for sharing.
Re: St Nick from Sirius?
... it's not taxable, you mean?
... that we can build machines which don't kill people, but produce great science and beauty instead.
Nice that visitors are invited to decide for themselves...
...rather than viewing an exhibit being publicised entirely on its connection to Tolkien?
Re: Good stuff.
That'll be a nanosecond, I fancy. One thousand feet is too much rope to hang one's self.
Good Luck, sorry you're leaving...
Well done on the RBS story - you were miles ahead of the chasing pack on that one.
If you daisy-chain them can you make a supercomputer? Running Linux?
Good luck HP...
...maybe RBS can get its money back for ABN Amro too? Caveat emptor, alas.
Re: Why not just build a solar panel that covers half the world....
'Cos we've got enough trouble disposing of heat already?
Personally, I'd place a Titanic-sized manifold over a cluster of mid-Atlantic black smokers and pipe the gigawatt rich hot water upwards until it turns to superheated steam, and with one or more underwater steam turbine generators, plus an HV DC conversion plant, cable it straight in to Iceland, Penzance, the Azores or wherever.
This would have the useful side-effect of cooling down the oceans and reducing the average severity of hurricanes. There's also a stack of useful minerals in the black soup. Might screw up the North Atlantic Gyre though - it's cold enough in Scotland already without turning off the hot tap...
Re: "...database acts like depressed teenager..."
Teenagers with OCD. Just the sort of bods we need in IT. Send them over to networks and security.
Re: "Its orbit is now known, lol
Yes, the orbit was known very well; until the fly-past, that is. Now we have to take lots more observations and work it all out again.
Psst, would you like come up and see my boloids?
Re: Dumb ways to die?
... not to mention the Spanish Inquisition...
Alliteration in PlayMobil or it didn't happen.
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