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proto-robbie
Pirate

Doesn't matter

Given a couple of days a specialist password hacker can match around three quarters of them.

http://arstechnica.com/security/2013/05/how-crackers-make-minced-meat-out-of-your-passwords/

proto-robbie
Pirate

Re: "not a word about the core DBMS functionality"

Bull tits, now there's a phrase for sharing.

proto-robbie
Pirate

This works better on the headless front...

http://zenit.senecac.on.ca/wiki/index.php/Pidora-Headless-Mode

proto-robbie
Holmes

Re: St Nick from Sirius?

Eat ants

proto-robbie
Holmes

Because ...

... it's not taxable, you mean?

proto-robbie
Pirate

Quite encouraging...

... that we can build machines which don't kill people, but produce great science and beauty instead.

proto-robbie
Holmes

Nice that visitors are invited to decide for themselves...

...rather than viewing an exhibit being publicised entirely on its connection to Tolkien?

proto-robbie
Holmes

Re: Good stuff.

That'll be a nanosecond, I fancy. One thousand feet is too much rope to hang one's self.

proto-robbie
Pirate

Good Luck, sorry you're leaving...

Well done on the RBS story - you were miles ahead of the chasing pack on that one.

proto-robbie
Linux

Hot dicketty...

If you daisy-chain them can you make a supercomputer? Running Linux?

proto-robbie
Pirate

Re: Baroness Fox?

Ladyminute.com

proto-robbie
Holmes

Good luck HP...

...maybe RBS can get its money back for ABN Amro too? Caveat emptor, alas.

proto-robbie
Holmes

Re: Why not just build a solar panel that covers half the world....

'Cos we've got enough trouble disposing of heat already?

Personally, I'd place a Titanic-sized manifold over a cluster of mid-Atlantic black smokers and pipe the gigawatt rich hot water upwards until it turns to superheated steam, and with one or more underwater steam turbine generators, plus an HV DC conversion plant, cable it straight in to Iceland, Penzance, the Azores or wherever.

This would have the useful side-effect of cooling down the oceans and reducing the average severity of hurricanes. There's also a stack of useful minerals in the black soup. Might screw up the North Atlantic Gyre though - it's cold enough in Scotland already without turning off the hot tap...

proto-robbie
Pirate

Re: I thought

Same thoughts here. Tempus fugit, and temps perdu - I'm still afraid of Daleks too!

proto-robbie
Childcatcher

Re: "...database acts like depressed teenager..."

Teenagers with OCD. Just the sort of bods we need in IT. Send them over to networks and security.

proto-robbie
Pirate

Re: "Its orbit is now known, lol

Yes, the orbit was known very well; until the fly-past, that is. Now we have to take lots more observations and work it all out again.

proto-robbie
Coat

Re: Clearly....

Psst, would you like come up and see my boloids?

proto-robbie
Facepalm

Re: Where are we going to store it?

My oops - I read the solid CO2 density figure rather than the liquid one. Soda water, anyone?

proto-robbie
Pirate

Re: Dumb ways to die?

... not to mention the Spanish Inquisition...

proto-robbie
Headmaster

Alliteration in PlayMobil or it didn't happen.

proto-robbie
Headmaster

Re: Ridiculous comparison is ridiculous

It begs the question whether Oracle is, in fact, allowed to make up stories using the name of Harry Potter.

JKR is not averse to defending her own intellectual property in the courts.

proto-robbie
Holmes

Re: For all you non-Americans

There's a clue in the .co.uk at the top of your browser.

You're the naughty children we still hold in affection, but we do think you should give up the Cowboys and Indians thang.

proto-robbie
Holmes

@Dan Paul

England & Wales: 39 homicides from 56,000,000 in 2012

USA: 14,000 from 314,000,000 in 2012.

Do the math; and don't call me a dolt. You are the primus inter alia bag of spanners here . That's "winningest" where you come from.

Perhaps your nation has too many tools? As you say, tools are inanimate objects. Like "nucular" bombs. So perhaps we should welcome Iran and North Korea to the well-tooled militia club?

ps Not only your citizens are getting moiderd.

proto-robbie
Pirate

Re: Where are we going to store it?

If I got my sums right, it'll turn to liquid and sink at about 1000ft down in cold ocean, so the Marianas trench would soak up a lot of it. Might not do the wildlife much good before it gets subducted though...

proto-robbie
Holmes

Re: @proto-robbie

I'm sorry, I think state by state analysis is superfluous. The USA has a national problem with guns, and that's where to apply the fix.

proto-robbie
Holmes

Re: AC @ 09:41 @proto-robbie

Stats-wise, we count bodies with bullet holes. States-wise, they're all dead.

What's you'r point? Even if you compare your "best" State for accelerated lead poisoning (Rhode Island or Alaska?) with our worst (Royal Deeside?) you'll have more corpse per capita.

As for the sacred status of the Second Amendment, do you really believe the Founding Fathers would approve of their ambiguous words being used to justify wiping out the population of a small town every year? Whatever these killers may be, they are not a "well regulated militia", so why would you want to make it so easy for them?

proto-robbie
Holmes

Re: Re: @AC 15:54

Not in Britain. Compare the stats, and you'll see that many fewer guns mean many, many, many fewer killings, about 80 times fewer per capita, IIRC.

proto-robbie
Angel

Re: a poetic reflection

none of them hugely spontaneous...

proto-robbie
Pirate

Re: Twins of Evil

Cameron and Clegg?

proto-robbie
Thumb Down

Unfortunate that...

...BOFH and PFY do not seem Greek or Roman, classics though they may be.

proto-robbie
Holmes

Cripes...

I'm used to reading Unix man pages and Oracle documentation, but hats off to these paleontologists for raising gobbledegook to entirely new levels.

proto-robbie
Pirate

Re: Carriers without catapults? Sold out your jump-jets? I have the solution!

That's one brave pilot.

proto-robbie
Pirate

Re: Chocolate Teapot

Well at least they've still got it.

Why on earth did we ever get rid of the Sea Harriers? Or the "through-deck cruisers"? No wonder the Argies are rattling their castanets.

I was lucky enough to be on the Invincible from her commissioning until September 1981 - what a wonderful ship she was, and the Harriers were jaw-dropping. The pilots were the best of the best, and surprisingly friendly to this pimply, useless, star-struck midshipman.

A few months after I left they were off to the Falklands, some not to return. Very brave and able people, and kit we should never have sold off in a million years.

proto-robbie
Pirate

Re: MySql

MySQL has its uses - Is there a problem with that amongst the cognoscenti? Well I are one too. I like to use the right tool for the job, and for some jobs, in my experience, MySQL is that tool.

If I had a 1000 clerks banging in cheque details, I'd use a different database, but since I specialise in data cleansing & manipulation for batches of a few thousand; I appreciate performance, but can fix failures, so I often use MySQL - still version 3.23, I might add. As stated above, MySQL is extremely reliable, and I have not seen any need to migrate the Perl / MySQL "engine" I wrote seven or eight years ago to automate the running of these jobs, which have recovered much moolah in return.

proto-robbie
Headmaster

Re: MySql

Not when I did like-for-like tests with Oracle & MySQL, some 6 years ago (MySQL 3.23!). MySQL was at least twice as fast for most things.

If you don't need bomb-proof transactions (and most batch processing doesn't, with suitable design) MySQL is a very good option, with a powerful set of functions built into its SQL. It's also extremely reliable, so long as the power's on. It's also about 10 times quicker to restore if/when your hardware croaks.

proto-robbie
Pirate

not to mention...

That'll sort out any future rogue asteroid / comet / dinosaur killer problems, as well as giving North Korea a rousing raspberry.

proto-robbie
Holmes

Re: News flash from 25 years in the future...

...and Scotsmen.

proto-robbie
Pirate

Re: Not bad for £25

Won't cost me a penny - I'm not going to want it, use it or buy it.

proto-robbie
Holmes

Re: We need to save them crawlies!

Or Russell Brand, to combine a vast sanctuary with a shag-tastic transport mechanism.

proto-robbie
Facepalm

But

Silicon Sall is the girl for me...

proto-robbie
Pirate

Nice to see...

...that inertial navigation's still useful. I learned my trade in Ferranti's Inertial Systems Development lab in the '70s, working beside some of the smartest guys on the planet.

I could, if required, still write machine code for the hand-built 8 bit computer which controlled the systems (memory was hand-knitted magnetic core from Hong Kong, as I recall).

proto-robbie
Unhappy

RIP Sir Patrick

Anyone of us in Britain looking skywards with an iota of familiarity of the stars has him to thank for it. A wonderful man, and what a sad loss to science broadcasting and astronomy in this country.

proto-robbie
Holmes

I'd have tried...

...a different Yahoo spokesperson.

proto-robbie
Pirate

Re: Here in California ...

Or here in Scotland - my father used to make them, and I believe has eight of differing provenance and vintage. The art has not passed down, alas.

proto-robbie
Pirate

Just leaves the butter and bacon side of things.

proto-robbie
Terminator

Traffic wardens?

proto-robbie
Headmaster

Odd that Freiburg means Freetown, nein?

proto-robbie
Holmes

I'd just like to point out...

...that if there's a smell of pee on a train "dahn sarf" it is not from a Glaswegian, since they're all busy micturating up here.

I suspect what you have encountered are in fact ex-pats.

proto-robbie
Pirate

Sounds like a great idea.

Not.

You'd think we could stop ourselves after buggering the place up the first time, and not keep doing it.

proto-robbie
Pirate

Shouldn't

This be in "bootnotes"?

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