Posts by chris 130
31 posts • joined Friday 12th June 2009 18:22 GMT
pass me the Tazor → #
Posted Monday 15th March 2010 15:48 GMT
In Home Secretary swats away calls for Mosquito ban
14 events, cars & houses damaged, assaults and two prosecutions means I want 4 please.
Live where theres a a problem - then lets see if the fuglies still whine to the EEC.
Quote:
"youth dispersal" devices treat young people -as if they were unwanted birds or pests-
I have young daughters, not pests, nor their friends.
Hoodies from the slums down the road are, personally I want a damn Tazor
Well overdue, read NHS SCR thread & see it in context → #
Posted Friday 26th February 2010 16:28 GMT
In BT could face criminal case over Phorm trials
When you compare this evil concept with the fuss about the NHS Summary care Record, it shows exactly where the real problems for Privacy exist - commercial greed.
Please don't come to our Hospital → # ↑
Posted Friday 26th February 2010 16:26 GMT
In Computer boffin on NHS Spine: Get out while you can
You're the sort of punter that scares the crap out of us professionals
and the idiot who sues after a problem occurs.
Seen it done it.
SCR runs over the spine → # ↑
Posted Friday 26th February 2010 16:26 GMT
In Computer boffin on NHS Spine: Get out while you can
Which shows the report authors ignorance of the subject.
but then the real professionals already know this.
and when you are unconscious? → # ↑
Posted Friday 26th February 2010 16:26 GMT
In Computer boffin on NHS Spine: Get out while you can
Good idea but flawed by reality
Wear an alert bracelet → # ↑
Posted Friday 26th February 2010 16:26 GMT
In Computer boffin on NHS Spine: Get out while you can
Obvious is it not
and yes - we do read them!
I assume she has done the most obvious thing on the planet to date?
Bullcrap → # ↑
Posted Friday 26th February 2010 16:26 GMT
In Computer boffin on NHS Spine: Get out while you can
And I actually do know, no urban myths please.
Genius comment → # ↑
Posted Friday 26th February 2010 16:26 GMT
In Computer boffin on NHS Spine: Get out while you can
You should record your name and receive the due praise you deserve.
Its a bad system as it is.
if the SCR is not quite right, these fools should be working to fix it; not run public scare stories.
There will no tears for Vista, anywhere → #
Posted Friday 26th February 2010 16:18 GMT
In Microsoft slams nails in Windows Vista, XP SP2, 2000
Vista, no-one will shed a tear.
its gone the same way as millenoium
Both over-hyped and crap on all counts.
So, got a better idea? Fax? Idiot ! → #
Posted Friday 26th February 2010 16:18 GMT
In Computer boffin on NHS Spine: Get out while you can
At the moment staff have to use Fax over POTS
and I've had stuff for A&E on our machine by mistake and the number is quite different, luckily we are NHS.
But it shows how insecure and crap the Fax service is, plus someone has to be there at the other end and unclip notes to fax and it takes f-ing ages.
The critical time for Streptokinase is 40 minutes
(Thats the clot buster drug for strokes)
Guess how many times we miss the target beacuase of a lack of info - it can't be given twice!
Of course when you go on Holiday to Cornwall or in the case of the readership, Blackpool - there is an even more critical issue - they know nothing about you!
So rather than digital dic-heads spouting through their asses about withholding data that is less harmful than the stuff insurance companies hold about you - he suggests what in place?
The FAX
Word of mouth over phone?
WTF?
The answer is to FIX the spine and it might help is no1 dick for brains put his efforts into that scenario instead.
The difference here is - I actually know what I'm taking about as I'm on bothe sides of the problem. Clinical and Technical deployment
Unconscious patient? → # ↑
Posted Friday 26th February 2010 16:18 GMT
In Computer boffin on NHS Spine: Get out while you can
Heres your scenario, chest patient on holiday, unconscious.
name in wallet - no medical history.
DISCUSS
Been there, still doing it.
NHS Staff here - we already knew that → #
Posted Friday 26th February 2010 15:38 GMT
In Experts rubbish iPhone for health use
Where have these guys been?
We already knew that, its so last year (and the one before it)
Radio 6, only one of BBC worth lsitening too → #
Posted Friday 26th February 2010 15:37 GMT
In BBC to cull radio stations, halve websites in painful biz review
Pity
Radio 6 on the DAB is one of three channels worth listening too in the home counties- rest are just so much crap or untunable
Simple solution → # ↑
Posted Sunday 21st February 2010 04:27 GMT
In Microsoft finally debuts Euro-choose-a-browser screen
Simples
just install Firefox and all your nasty Microsoft issues just fail to exist.
QED
Just a bunch of Russian asswipes → #
Posted Sunday 21st February 2010 04:27 GMT
In Attack code for Firefox zero-day goes wild, says researcher
Deliberately releasing trouble to show how clever they are?
Sounds like another pre-pubescent Russian asswipe script jockey kid.
Bring back Stalin
Thats Germany right? → #
Posted Sunday 21st February 2010 04:27 GMT
In 'Fat birds get laid sooner, have more one-night stands'
Where they prefer bigger assed/breasted women?
Try another survey in Arabia & Egypt, surprised?
Don't be so bloody naive mate.
Yanks = Prudes → #
Posted Saturday 20th February 2010 16:48 GMT
In Apple squashes wobbly jub app
But they still have the biggest porn industry in da known world.
Should I have said Hypocrites?
Buggerations → #
Posted Tuesday 16th February 2010 23:14 GMT
In Google Buzz leaves privacy concerns ringing in ears
I have always avoided all this sort of bullcrap and have checked Googles data on me -it is crap and useless - but by default -I might now be advertising myself to the unwashed masses out there looking to trouble me.
I have a dog and a crowbar and will learn how to use them and get some big tattoos;
(Maybe)
Great tip to turn off CHAT & BUZZ, thanks → # ↑
Posted Tuesday 16th February 2010 23:14 GMT
In Google Buzz leaves privacy concerns ringing in ears
BTW, you can find it on any page, its in the bottom footer of Google mail page
The first ever shoppers in Tesco 24 hour in Aylesbury → #
Posted Friday 29th January 2010 18:00 GMT
In Tesco store bans shopping in pyjamas
...were a family in the 'jamas at 2 am at few years ago
So - are we banning a long established tradition?
iPad bra? - call up the Fraud Squad → #
Posted Friday 29th January 2010 16:35 GMT
In Fujitsu: 'iPad? That's ours'
There's something very wrong with the concept of an interactive padded bra;
ie: the prduct (the rack) is being advertised as something it is not.
Is not a breach of the Trade Descriptions Act?
or just sheer bloody-minded fraud?
Either way, its just not cricket.
Porn should only feature large breasted females, its all true → #
Posted Friday 29th January 2010 16:35 GMT
In Aussie censor balks at bijou boobs
Its a good point, obviously to save confusion, all porn should only contain the larger breasted variety of female.
Rather 'ol boy, what !?
Flash Ah Arrrrrr, he'll save everyone of us..... → #
Posted Monday 25th January 2010 22:29 GMT
In Firefox 3.6 goes live and final
Nuff said
and its in the same fantasy scheme of things.
BT v Virgin → #
Posted Monday 25th January 2010 19:49 GMT
In BT reveals faster broadband pricing
We are on the list - sometime in the near but still dim future.
Interesting because the BT copper lines offer us a max of 1.5Mb flat out if the sun is shining and much less if its raining, I kid you not.
So for the last few years I use Virgin
10Mb whatever the weather and never a drop-off, in fact the whole south side of our Buckinghamshire town have to due to the bloody poor BT line service, whatever carrier, its the same-same poor service.
Wonder why they chose us to upgrade then?
Basically its a Brillo pad → #
Posted Monday 14th December 2009 08:56 GMT
In Steel-woven wallet pledges to keep RFID credit cards safe
Being a Brillo pad at heart makes this:
A truly multi-functional wallet, now rather than just one rather boring sedate task, the Steel Knight (TM) offers layers of multi-functional genius and remove those stubborn saucepan streaks after that fine meal that you bought using your Steel knight protected credit cards.
I should be writing their PR
These guys are obviously Amateurs, pfffftttt !!!!
Any other uses you can think of?
Geek Alert, Pay attention for the Science bit → # ↑
Posted Monday 14th December 2009 08:56 GMT
In Steel-woven wallet pledges to keep RFID credit cards safe
Ohhhhhhhhh
A good kicking is in order → #
Posted Friday 30th October 2009 22:10 GMT
In UK gets final warning over Phorm trials
To dissuade nasty corporate boys from trying this again; they need a damn good kicking.
I'm in - who's signing up?
Spot the bleeding obvious solution anyone? → #
Posted Monday 27th July 2009 09:19 GMT
In Microsoft offers EU choice on Windows browsers
This is one of those situations where everyone knew the answer already -we just had to wait for various committees to huff,bluff, dive and jive only to come up with the bleeding obvious solution.
We already knew this was a hallucination → #
Posted Monday 22nd June 2009 10:47 GMT
In UK gov admits gamble on massive net snoop plan
Anyone with a modicum of IT knowledge could have worked out the impossibility of this nonsense months ago- I wonder how much the fools spent chasing their false gold?
"A vision with action is merely a hallucination"
Chris Wheatley
Hot tip for when these charletans call → #
Posted Friday 12th June 2009 22:13 GMT
In Mobile directory made legal threats to get personal details
Ask them hold, go outside and mow the lawn.
The Bleedin obvious scientists shoot from the hip → #
Posted Friday 12th June 2009 19:35 GMT
In Ice air con system aims for cool on the cheap
Every student of Thermodynamics already knoiws this trick -why has it taken so long to exploit it?
BTW, we know about pumping water uphill at night and producing HEP during peak hours too.
