* Posts by captain veg

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Microsoft set to penetrate Cyanogen, promises app-y ending

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Re: Imagine if construction companies behaved like this.

Well, if in return for your unpaid cleaning work the purchase price of the house was reduced by a massive subsidy, would that be OK? Cos that's the only premise upon which telcos get to foist their crap on to your handset.

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Messerschmitts, Sinclairs and a '50s living room: The Bubblecar Museum

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Re: history

The most extraordinary comparison, in my view, is the weight. That wheezy A-series engine had just 600kg to punt around. Not many modern motors are less than twice that.

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history

Both Issigonis' Mini and the generation of Fiat 500 alluded to were children of the 1950s and so predated quite a lot of these oddities. Moreover, the "Nuovo 500" was a re-imagination of a previous 500, commonly known as "Topolino", which saw the light of day in 1936. And before that were the "voiturettes".

Not only does a new Mini "dwarf some of of the original microcars", the largest of the range is bigger than the Austin Maxi! Alec must be spinning.

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So why the hell do we bail banks out?

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Re: Wrong question

Fixed rate home loans are pretty much the only kind in France. The market certainly doesn't have any appetite for anything else. Any idea why that might be?

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gosh

Interesting and informative article, non-dogmatic, even implicitly acknowledging that capitalism is not some natural state of being but a (remarkably successful) human construct that can, and should, be regulated to produce desirable outcomes. Tim, I salute you. More like this, please.

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Lies, damn lies and election polls: Why GE2015 pundits fluffed the numbers so badly

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Re: "Have you never heard of PFI"

Of course. Invented in 1992 by John Major's government. Yes, it was a major failing of Brown's that he didn't sweep them away, but this revisionist history that Labour alone broke the economy by overspending is entirely counter-factual.

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Re: "shy tory"

I don't much like this term. Shyness tends to stop people doing things rather than keeping their activities secret.

So I suggest Conserfurtive.

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Re: "Ashamed Labourite"

> starting in 1997 when Gordon Brown abandoned conservative spending plans and started borrowing as though there was no tomorrow

Au contraire. In 1997, to the dismay of many of his Labour colleagues, Gordon Brown stuck to the Conservative spending plans for the next 2 years. The Conservatives subsequently admitted that they themselves never had any intention of doing so.

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first identified in the 1992 general election

"one of the largest fudge factors was that of the “shy Tory”: first identified in the 1992 general election"

I remember well the 1992 election. Then, as now, the only plausible explanation of the outcome is massive infiltration of polling stations by MI5.

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Microsoft: Free Windows 10 for THIEVES and PIRATES? They can GET STUFFED

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Re: How the Hell do you use Windows in a "Non-Genuine" State

I'm doing so since a perfectly legit upgrade on my netbook freaked out after I disabled some superfluous services, trying to reduce its footprint. I don't care about the black screen, and I'm becoming used to dismissing the stupid (and libellous) pop-ups, but if someone has any tips on ending this malarkey (*without* installing the WGA malware), I'm all ears.

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Wrestling with Microsoft's Nano Server preview

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the usual reason

... is also that it runs applications that are familiar to Windows sysadmins. Things like Exchange and IIS, things that this version of "Windows" can't do either. Very odd premise. Why would I want to pay licence money for this in preference to the better-established and entirely free alternatives?

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Look out, law abiding folk: UK’s Counter-Extremism Bill slithers into view

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Re: as long as you obey the letter of the law, then legally they can't currently touch you

You get the prize for non sequitur of the day.

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as long as you obey the letter of the law, then legally they can't currently touch you

And that's a problem how, exactly?

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Don't forget TV and radio studios where politicians are interviewed.

And pubs, of course.

Be careful what you wish for.

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She could try looking in a mirror.

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Mozilla flings teddy out of pram over France's 'Patriot Act'

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Re: Iliad Entreprises (France).

You might not be aware that the vast majority of Iliad subscribers have fixed IP addresses. This might slew your numbers, and certainly makes them juicy targets for black hats.

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Re: Compromise internet infrastructure in France and extra-territorially

Couldn't find a link from the article to the original French text, but it is possible that this is a mistranslation of "territoires d'outre mer", which are parts of France but overseas.

It still sucks, though.

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UK safety app keeping lorries on the right side of cyclists

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Re: The main problem here..

As a daily cyclist I say that we definitely have no right whatsoever to be on the pavement. My bike is a road vehicle. Except and unless I'm walking alongside, it has no place at all among the pedestrians.

There were bicycles on the roads before motor vehicles, in the modern sense, even existed. Many roads were built or improved because of the demands of cyclists. It's up to the motorists to play nicely with us, not the other way round. And I say that as a car driver and motorcyclist.

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Re: 100M£

The actual problem has been touched upon by a few commentards. I struggle to comprehend how it is legal to drive a vehicle from which you cannot see your immediate surroundings.

Not so long ago I saw a talking head on the box explaining that these lorries were designed for thrunning along all day on motorways, not negotiating city streets. So what are they doing on those city streets?

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Top Spanish minister shows citizens are thick as tortillas de ballenas

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homeopathy was "very or quite scientific"

It is. A model of the scientific method, in fact, when first proposed by Dr. Hahnemann.

Completely wrong, though, like phlogiston and the aether. That's science for you.

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Re: Seen worse in France...

The sun is orbiting Earth. And vice-versa.

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Fandroids, take your phone's antivirus and burn it – Android bod

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unsaid

"Every Android device gets scanned at least once a week by Google's security systems, Ludwig said.

"And at least once a day by our friends at the NSA.

"And, of course, a couple of times an hour by Google's personal and behavioural data hoovering systems, he added."

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Industry infighting means mobile users face long delays on UK trains

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plus d'info, svp

"The technology is being used by mobile network Iliad in France."

Pray, tell more. I quite often travel by train between Paris and Toulouse, and there is basically no coverage at all between the big towns along the way. And I'm an Iliad subscriber.

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UH OH, it's MOBILEGEDDON! Your site may lose, well, PENNIES

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Re: One day they'll realise that...

There are ads on the web?

Not in my browser there ain't.

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Embarcadero’s cross-platform XE8 RAD Studio targets iOS 8, IoT

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Re: were't even close to C++ performance

You *can* force the VB compiler to give you fast arrays. It's a compiler option. Usually it's not worth it in application code because a bug resulting in a runtime exception is a much better result than overwriting random memory addresses with garbage, resulting in who knows what weird behaviour before mysteriously crashing. For system code, VB (of any generation) is the wrong language.

In my organisation we recoded all our mathematical optimisation algorithms -- which manipulate large multi-dimensional arrays of double-precision floats -- from Fortran and C into VB after the switch to native-code compiler at VB5. No one noticed any perceptible degradation in performance.

Downvote away, fanbois!

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Re: were't even close to C++ performance

Apples and oranges. VB's native arrays are very different fruit from C's. If the C++ program were modified to use COM SAFEARRAY instead of a raw block of memory, the results would be comparable. Or if the VB compilation options were set to not perform bounds checking they would be closer (but still not identical).

This is an artefact of the language, not the compiler.

See here for the low down on the common back end:

http://www.brainbell.com/tutors/Visual_Basic/Generating_Code.htm

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Re: were't even close to C++ performance

Evidence? Because, as previously stated, the back end compiler was the same as that for Visual C++.

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native code compilation in VB

"what Microsoft never quite got with Visual Basic or Visual C++: rapid component-based coding with a visual designer and high-performance native code compilation."

Not really true.

VB 5 and 6 had the option of native compilation, using the same back end as Microsoft's C++. And if you were really hardcore, you could even (with a bit of subterfuge) delve in to the link phase and mess around with the object modules.

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Dailymotion staying VousTube thanks to Vivendi offer

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ca me fait chier

Have you had your daily motion?

Have to admit that I didn't realise it was Orange. The same people that brought you Wanadoo-doo.

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Volvo V60 Polestar: Speak softly, carry a big stick, dress like a Smurf

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Re: challenge

Honda CBX.

Benelli Sie.

BMW K1600.

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GitHub jammed by injected JavaScript, servers whacked by DDoS

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Re: No Script

> TH\his is another reason to use no script.

Not everyone is good at improvisation.

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Hey, Microsoft, we can call Windows 10 apps anything we like – you're NOT OUR REAL MOM

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Re: Its only UNIVERSAL if it runs on ALL Devices.

> When "HTML" apps will get rid of the concept of "page", "previous page", "next page" they will get the right to be called "applications" or "programs".

See "Single Page Application". They're all the rage, you know.

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Aged 18-24? Don't care about voting? Got a phone? Oh dear...

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Re: Here are my ideas to improve politics.

2. and 6. While we have first-past-the-post, which is justified on the premise that you are electing a contituency representative, not a party manifesto for government, yes. It's just that general elections are, in fact, about choosing a party manifesto for government. This is why the primary chamber should be elected on a national or regional party list system, and the revising chamber be FPTP constituencies with no whipping. No party affiliation would be good too, but impossible to police, so it should be made as hard as possible for parties to reward "good" behaviour by the elected minions.

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Sick of Chrome vs Firefox? Check out these 3 NEW browsers

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Re: BASED ON A MORRIS MINOR

Don't forget the varnish and Ronseal. That timber was structural, so rot could get you an MOT failure.

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Re: getting the engine out

As a spotty teenager, I used a builders' plank and a skateboard to get mine out, having first reversed the car on to ramps. Worked a treat. Undoing the single central bolt holding the flywheel on was another matter, as was torquing it back up to (if memory serves) 147lbft. Shattered the first socket wrench.

Happy days.

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Don't pay for the BBC? Then no Doctor Who for you, I'm afraid

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there is no "road fund licence"

It's called Vehicle Excise Duty.

But yes, it could usefully be added to fuel duty.

Insurance, no, unless you want to be subsidising reckless youths who wouldn't otherwise be able to afford even third party cover and forget about any notion of no claims bonus. I know I don't.

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Microsoft man: Internet Explorer had to go because it's garbage

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Re: Um, what?

Is it OK for Konqueror?

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W3C recommends Pointer Events standard – but it's a touchy subject. Right, Apple?

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Why does a scripting language need threading?

To keep the UI responsive while performing computationally intensive tasks in the background. Something that the developers of the recent Graun refresh would do well to learn about.

Anyway, that scripting language already has them. They're called web workers.

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Apple: Fine, we admit it – MacBook Pros suffer wonky GPU crapness

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Re: Not the first time

Surely the solution is to lift the system several inches above your desk and drop it to reseat the chips. Worked for the Apple III.

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For pity's sake, you FOOL! DON'T UPGRADE it will make it WORSE

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Wrong tool

I've seen .NET code running under Mono on a Mac. WinForms too. And on Linux.

Yes, it's a bit like Dr. Johnson's dog, but surely worth Mr Dabbs trying. Unless there's any WPF involved. Then you're fúcked.

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BBC: SOD the scientific consensus! Look OUT! MEGA TSUNAMI is coming

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Re: Found the problem..

Disinterested means impartial, not apathetic. It's not wholly clear from the context if this is what Orlowski intended, but the word that you are after is uninterested. Oh, and were. And that really ought to be a full stop after audience.

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Pull up the Windows 10 duvet and pretend Win8 and Vista were BAD DREAMS

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Re: Have you actually used PowerShell to automate GUI operations?

> DOS was still present as the bootloader, but once Windows started up it was discarded.

Untrue.

Some DOS calls would be intercepted by VMM/VXD, but not all. Right up until WinME an API call could still end up serviced in real-mode DOS.

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Microsoft: We bought Skype. We make mobiles.. Oh, HANG ON!

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Lync

"Nobody thought it was best solution, but it was lying around, so people started to use it."

Did any of them get it to work? It's pretty much unusable in this organisation.

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Then there were 3: Another UK mobile network borged ...

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cool phone number

(01) 777-7777 (seven sevens) used to be a shop in West Wickham. Can't remember what it sold, but the number remains implanted in what's left of my brain.

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Your anonymous code contributions probably aren't: boffins

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copy, paste

"“Programmers who are more advanced and are able to solve more difficult tasks have more distinct coding styles than programmers that are not as advanced."

Because the latter group simply copy and paste snippets of code written by the former?

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Boffins: It's EASY to make you GRASS YOURSELF UP for crimes you never did

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Reality distortion field

"The other event was pure fiction, but a surprising number of test subjects came to believe it happened anyway"

So replacing Steve jobs wasn't so hard after all.

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CIOs: What jobs do you have to fill before you can get on with yours?

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Re: What do CIO's do anyway?

So far as I can tell, the only requirement -- and it's a biggy -- is the ability to persuade finance to spunk unfeasible quantities of dosh on the latest technology fad.

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MAINFRAMES are SO NOT DEAD: IBM's launched a new one

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Re: Why would anyone use VB

Latterly because of a large legacy codebase. But in the first place, because it was the only way to get a Windows app up and running in a sane amount of time. I'm talking about the Windows 3.0 timeframe. There was no Java. C++ was new and didn't offer any help in building graphical UIs.

Having previously made a living writing C and assembler for DOS I invested in a copy of Petzold. I counted 80-odd lines of code in his "Hello, world" program, just to put some text on screen. VB could do that with a few mouse clicks and no code at all. No contest.

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Re: Rubbish - Old IT Grey suits out!

I shall assume that you mean pre .NET (i.e. real) VB.

1. Recurssion isn't a word. Recursion, on the other hand, is trivial in VB. You will probably want to precede your parameter names with the ByVal keyword.

2. Use the AddressOf operator and a suitable declaration of CallWindowProc.

Next!

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Windows 7 MARKED for DEATH by Microsoft as of NOW

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joystick instead of wheels

Actually manufacturers would quite like to replace the steering wheel with something like a joystick -- it would free up a lot of interior space and make left/right-hand-drive conversion much simpler -- but they are not allowed to. Current regulations require a solid physical connection between the steering control and the steered wheels.

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