Posts by Pete 43

We should all help the police

Beating ourselves up would save no end of time

Lord Hi executioner

Wonder if he'll get a discount of he pays within 30 days.

Unemployment solved?

Pay them to watch CCTV

Well we've dropped the "pizza" leaflet throught the door...

Indian or Chinese tonight? BOGOF (collection only)

All the puns, just RAM it home

FNARR FNARR

iFad

Only another 499,999 (or so to go)

Spunk €15 for a years worth of calendar

Sounds good

Pay more for you to less work?

cool

FCUK

I'd buy it just for the name!

>>How is this relevant to anything the Register should be reporting on?

BOFH of course!

Lets hope we can find them soon...

And we can borrow money off them :-)

Since when?

Did McDonuts have a good name?

Plenty of opportunity for "Cross Selling"

letters

CraigR

Try https://www.wavesecure.com/ at a tad under $20/year

It's the Del boy's clapped out Reliant Robin of browsers

(with flat tyres)

Security theatre

I've heard it called. Interesting interview on the recent episode of Skeptic's guide to the universe

You're thinking of father Ted.

Where the milk float is rigged by Pat Mustard to explode when it goes under 4mph

Easy, buy the DVD

Then enter the dream world at any time (sad b'stards)

100% of people polled...

thought that other people should pay more tax

Looking at the Mac opposite me....

Quoting Little Britain "ooh it's Gorgeous!!!!"

Zero G?

I can get that much cheaper at Sarf end seafront, innit.

rankers (wet) dream

I can imagine a lot of ranking going on up there in Robin Hood country

Out of work Jockey turned PSCO

Did the knee caps?

Wait a sec

Bulgaria has a space agency?

How's he going to raise a stink?

It's a virtual phart, a'int it?

Awsome

How much can they lend us?

Does that mean...

The hacks at El Reg will be able to charge their mobiles by opening a vein?

Funky

Would have loved to see this on Dragon's den :-)

Vogons

are coming, Interstellar highway/motorway, scheduled for delivery 20th December 2012, didn't you read the notice?

so pretentious...

going around speaking with an amerkin accent

Double standards

See Hazel Blears on the Andre Marr show?

When pressed about the Gary McKinon extradition case rightly said its us to the legal system and politicians should keep out of it.

But the interviewer then pulled out the Sir Fred the shred comments on the same program where she said that Fred's case may be ok in a court of law but not in the court of public opinion. Guess New Labour only keeps out when theres no political capital to be had.

Does that mean that Ethan Hunt is back in business

Sounds almost impossible

Carry on porking?

I had swine flu but I'm feeling Perky now!

Overhead wires, ala trains

thats the answer!