148 posts • joined 12 Jun 2009
There is a +side to non removable battery
When it's left in a taxi, the driver can't disable your remote wipe by removing the batter.
I thought that people didn't want tablets
They want iPadz
Degree isn't any guarantee of anything.
Some of the graddies I had on rotation were woeful and some were outstanding.
Good news for El Reg staffers then
bad news for the vomit cleanup industry
in other words?
What would be good...
if your app review is iOS specific then at least try to mention equivalent app(s) for Android
she is indeed
Well fit, isn't it
of the HP exec sell off?
What a dump
that area is
Is it available on Google?
Does it have the "missing" page?
"To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitous and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental."
$99 for APOTHEKER
Buy low sell high...
dont tell the boss
Switch it off when not in use?
"Because THAT will help you in the ocean....."
Didn't stop James Bond
Yes but ....
Can it make a cup of tea and change grannie's nappy?
When they can be sold off to house the poor ^H^H^H^H^H^H for sustainable housing.
Do they have an ebay store?
What was Vince doing there?
They just need some Heisenberg compensators
Sour grapes ;-)
Who'd want to buy a cheap (pre VW) Skoda?
Those are tyre tracks from a London Bus
There said it
In 50 years...
It'll still be 50 years away (I hope not)
Is this the new phone name meme?
HTC Basingstoke, Samsung Slough, Sony Ericsson Basildon
That Chef is obviously modelled on the 'F-ster' himself.
We know what he does in his spare time
does this mean more: shopping, gambling, stupid quizzes & re-runs of "Only fools..."
Why not just replace it with an...
Just logon to FixmyFix.com
Apples don't grow on trees
And it really goes against the grain - I hope she's not "pine-ing"
That's that out of the way now...
Cant see them selling many
Also, I bet that the Touchpad sales have come to a standstill since the price went back up.
I have to say ...
"Ooh lake mamooth?" (C) Armstrong&Miller
You had to be there...
it's all in the delivery.
Personally, I liked the drive thru gag.
All we need now is
Alcohol fuel cells
Cool, now gizit on a thumb drive
Newcastle on Tyne
Shirley denizens of that city will quaff that before going out on the Toon
Stupid twats, but 4 years!!
How will he cope?
with the red tape and empire builders
Lets hope we find some soon...
And borrow like crazy!
He could be making these
Whilst doing his porridge.
Hey, if you can bomb an airport via twitter
I could murder... a Capuchino
I hold the patent for taking the pith out of stupid patents, that'll be 5 dollar pounds please!
Shades of Monty Python
Local dogging events may be of interest
Lets develop some personal security devices, for the next series of Dragons' Den
Be interesting to see the replacement stats
I mustard mitt, whenever I feel stressed, I find unloading "betsy" the trusty shotgun into some poor unsuspecting zombie quite relaxing
It'll only push the price up
All those rare earths being used to make robots that make gadgets
- SMASH the Bash bug! Apple and Red Hat scramble for patch batches
- BENDY iPhone 6, you say? Pah, warp claims are bent out of shape: Consumer Reports
- NASA rover Curiosity drills HOLE in MARS 'GOLF COURSE'
- WHY did Sunday Mirror stoop to slurping selfies for smut sting?
- Business is back, baby! Hasta la VISTA, Win 8... Oh, yeah, Windows 9