Posts by Pete 43
148 posts • joined Friday 12th June 2009 17:33 GMT
There is a +side to non removable battery
When it's left in a taxi, the driver can't disable your remote wipe by removing the batter.
I thought that people didn't want tablets
They want iPadz
Degree isn't any guarantee of anything.
Some of the graddies I had on rotation were woeful and some were outstanding.
Good news for El Reg staffers then
bad news for the vomit cleanup industry
Bouncers
in other words?
What would be good...
if your app review is iOS specific then at least try to mention equivalent app(s) for Android
Day Jar
View?
she is indeed
Well fit, isn't it
2nd tranche
of the HP exec sell off?
Is it available on Google?
letters
Does it have the "missing" page?
"To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitous and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental."
Buy low sell high...
Yay
crap!
dont tell the boss
Or ...
Switch it off when not in use?
"Because THAT will help you in the ocean....."
Didn't stop James Bond
And...
When they can be sold off to house the poor ^H^H^H^H^H^H for sustainable housing.
Yes but ....
Can it make a cup of tea and change grannie's nappy?
Do they have an ebay store?
What was Vince doing there?
Bleeding obvious
They just need some Heisenberg compensators
Sour grapes ;-)
Who'd want to buy a cheap (pre VW) Skoda?
Those are tyre tracks from a London Bus
There said it
In 50 years...
It'll still be 50 years away (I hope not)
Is this the new phone name meme?
HTC Basingstoke, Samsung Slough, Sony Ericsson Basildon
Gordon Ramsey
That Chef is obviously modelled on the 'F-ster' himself.
Splutter!
We know what he does in his spare time
w00t
does this mean more: shopping, gambling, stupid quizzes & re-runs of "Only fools..."
Notebook?
18.4" notebook?
Wow!
Bad drugs?
Just logon to FixmyFix.com
Apples don't grow on trees
And it really goes against the grain - I hope she's not "pine-ing"
That's that out of the way now...
Stupid bint.
There
Cant see them selling many
Also, I bet that the Touchpad sales have come to a standstill since the price went back up.
I have to say ...
"Ooh lake mamooth?" (C) Armstrong&Miller
You had to be there...
it's all in the delivery.
Personally, I liked the drive thru gag.
Cool, now gizit on a thumb drive
now!
Newcastle on Tyne
Shirley denizens of that city will quaff that before going out on the Toon
Thought crime?
Stupid twats, but 4 years!!
How will he cope?
with the red tape and empire builders
He could be making these
Whilst doing his porridge.
Hey, if you can bomb an airport via twitter
I could murder... a Capuchino
excuse me
I hold the patent for taking the pith out of stupid patents, that'll be 5 dollar pounds please!
Shades of Monty Python
I dunno....
Local dogging events may be of interest
Quick
Lets develop some personal security devices, for the next series of Dragons' Den
Be interesting to see the replacement stats
each year
Double barrels
I mustard mitt, whenever I feel stressed, I find unloading "betsy" the trusty shotgun into some poor unsuspecting zombie quite relaxing
It'll only push the price up
All those rare earths being used to make robots that make gadgets
