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Ten reasons why you shouldn't buy an iPhone 5

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There is a +side to non removable battery

When it's left in a taxi, the driver can't disable your remote wipe by removing the batter.

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Amazon to whup Apple rivals when Kindle Fire hits UK

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Windows

I thought that people didn't want tablets

They want iPadz

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Don't bother with that degree, say IT pros

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Degree isn't any guarantee of anything.

Some of the graddies I had on rotation were woeful and some were outstanding.

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Boffins invent miracle pill that counteracts effects of booze

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Good news for El Reg staffers then

bad news for the vomit cleanup industry

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HP recruits Goldman Sachs to grapple activist investors

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Bouncers

in other words?

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Meter Readings

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Unhappy

What would be good...

if your app review is iOS specific then at least try to mention equivalent app(s) for Android

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PlayBook stock mountain: RIM slashes prices

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WTF?

Day Jar

View?

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Reebok used 'very fit woman' in buttock-related deception

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she is indeed

Well fit, isn't it

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HP networking boss leaves after less than a year

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FAIL

2nd tranche

of the HP exec sell off?

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Google plants self on Silicon Roundabout

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What a dump

that area is

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Chocolate weighed in Schwarzeneggers: Official

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Is it available on Google?

letters

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Google unfurls Dead Sea Scrolls

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Trollface

Does it have the "missing" page?

"To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitous and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental."

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HP dumps Apotheker for Whitman

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$99 for APOTHEKER

stock limited

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Why do these traders get billions to play with, unchecked?

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Happy

Buy low sell high...

Yay

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US survey: 1 in 5 telecommuters work an hour or less a day

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crap!

dont tell the boss

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Boffins crack smartphone Wi-Fi for greater battery life

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Or ...

Switch it off when not in use?

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Diminutive robot to attempt Iron Man Triathalon

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"Because THAT will help you in the ocean....."

Didn't stop James Bond

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Terminator

Yes but ....

Can it make a cup of tea and change grannie's nappy?

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The amazing shipping container: How it changed the world

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And...

When they can be sold off to house the poor ^H^H^H^H^H^H for sustainable housing.

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NASA offers space shuttle food and tiles to schools

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Do they have an ebay store?

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Lincs bloke fined in deceased hedgehog outrage

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Joke

What was Vince doing there?

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Gravity wave detector gets more sensitive

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Trollface

Bleeding obvious

They just need some Heisenberg compensators

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HP to bring 6,000 more TouchPads to UK - for staff only

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Meh

Sour grapes ;-)

Who'd want to buy a cheap (pre VW) Skoda?

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Apollo 17 Moon landing: Shock revelations

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Those are tyre tracks from a London Bus

There said it

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UK, US ink boffinry pact on laser fusion 'star power'

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Meh

In 50 years...

It'll still be 50 years away (I hope not)

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Orange Monte Carlo budget Android smartphone

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Trollface

Is this the new phone name meme?

HTC Basingstoke, Samsung Slough, Sony Ericsson Basildon

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JP Morgan has a Playmobil moment

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Gordon Ramsey

That Chef is obviously modelled on the 'F-ster' himself.

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UK.gov coder defines open standards: 'A lot like porn'

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Splutter!

We know what he does in his spare time

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Freeview HD will deliver new IPTV channels this month

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WTF?

w00t

does this mean more: shopping, gambling, stupid quizzes & re-runs of "Only fools..."

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Dell Alienware M18x 18.4in gaming notebook

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Paris Hilton

Notebook?

18.4" notebook?

Wow!

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Diebold demos cloud-based ATM

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Why not just replace it with an...

iPad ?

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MySociety marshals griping commuters to fix UK transport

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Happy

Bad drugs?

Just logon to FixmyFix.com

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Don't buy your iPad in a McDonald's car park

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FAIL

Apples don't grow on trees

And it really goes against the grain - I hope she's not "pine-ing"

That's that out of the way now...

Stupid bint.

There

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£69 Pre 3 spied on HP UK website

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Cant see them selling many

Also, I bet that the Touchpad sales have come to a standstill since the price went back up.

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Brit men descend from mammoth hunters, not farmers

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I have to say ...

"Ooh lake mamooth?" (C) Armstrong&Miller

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Seven Dwarfs password gag declared Fringe's best

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You had to be there...

it's all in the delivery.

Personally, I liked the drive thru gag.

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Hundreds of Brit pubs to offer free WiFi

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All we need now is

Alcohol fuel cells

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Scientists devise 260GB CD-size glass disc storage tech

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Cool, now gizit on a thumb drive

now!

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Average sozzled Brit sinks 5,800 pints during life

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Pint

Newcastle on Tyne

Shirley denizens of that city will quaff that before going out on the Toon

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Facebook wannabe rioters cop large helpings of porridge

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WTF?

Thought crime?

Stupid twats, but 4 years!!

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Popular Android modder takes job with Samsung Mobile

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How will he cope?

with the red tape and empire builders

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Shuttered SETI reboots ET pursuit

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Lets hope we find some soon...

And borrow like crazy!

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iPad accessorizer gets into Bernie Madoff's pants

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He could be making these

Whilst doing his porridge.

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Essex police charge BlackBerry user over inciting violent disorder

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Meh

Hey, if you can bomb an airport via twitter

I could murder... a Capuchino

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Google lands patent for, um, estimating shipment time

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Stop

excuse me

I hold the patent for taking the pith out of stupid patents, that'll be 5 dollar pounds please!

Shades of Monty Python

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Local TV pioneers sought by Ministry of Fun

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I dunno....

Local dogging events may be of interest

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Dragon Bannatyne threatens to break arms of 'Russian' bloke

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Quick

Lets develop some personal security devices, for the next series of Dragons' Den

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eBay backs Flash new boy for storage

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Be interesting to see the replacement stats

each year

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Doom dude says violent games lower aggression

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Double barrels

I mustard mitt, whenever I feel stressed, I find unloading "betsy" the trusty shotgun into some poor unsuspecting zombie quite relaxing

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iPad maker to replace 1 million staff with robots

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It'll only push the price up

All those rare earths being used to make robots that make gadgets

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