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I've got it all figured out, using meerkats and everything.
It has taken me six months of not leaving the house or watching television but I think I could pull it off.
The first meerkat says to the second meerkat "Bing is pointless posturing" and the other one says "But it indexes Twitter."
The first one says "Ah yes but I'm going to nobble them by Tweeting about how rubbish Bing is. Easy eh?"
And the second one could reply "Simples".