* Posts by Paul Dx

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Octogenarian accused of performing sex act with a SHRUBBERY

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Re: Is charging the right response?

As part of the legal process the court can order him to take neurological tests and then take them into consideration going forward.

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Hawking hologram comforts One Direction fans with Zayny parallel universe claim

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And on the flip side

... there are millions of parallel universes were One Direction have never existed.

How do I get there ?

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Soil and sand harden as SPEEDING MISSILES and METEORS SLAM into GROUND – boffins

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Or the old walking / running on custard as done by Brainiac

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You want disruption? Try this: Uber office raided again, staff cuffed

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Change the targets

Go after the illegal drivers.

I'm sure a few lost driving licenses and heavy fines would reduce the number of drivers Uber have on their books.

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EU creative collection agencies want YouTube et al to pay their wages

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WTF?

Organised crime is in the wrong business

"Under its proposals, authors would be banned from accepting a one-time fee in contracts with producers ..."

What gives these people the right to tell authors that they have to sign up to their system.

If I wrote a book it's up to ME to decide whether to take a one-off payment or an annual dripfeed (less the collection agency expenses).

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Going on holiday? Mexico wants your personal data

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Hope the airlines grow a pair

The airlines should call the Mexicans bluff and refuse to fly there.

I'm sure that a campaign by customers to boycott anybody who gives up YOUR information would concentrate their minds.

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Is there a cure for cancer sitting at the back of the medicine cabinet already?

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Re: I sincerely hope

or the cash being donated by Bill Gates et al.

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The millionaire former playboy, Hugh Hefner, and a crucial fight over playboy.london

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Stick to your guns

I hope he doesn't settle out of court and that it establishes case law in a "proper" legal system.

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TITANIC: Nuclear SUBMARINE cruising 'Sea of KRAKENS' may be FOUND ON icy MOON

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Facepalm

Re: Extend the mission time

Good point.

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Mushroom

Extend the mission time

Why not add a system to use the methane as a power source and extend the 90 day mission time ?

Just make sure you don't end up with ---->

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Virgin Media's ad fibs EXPOSED by bitter rival BT

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Paris Hilton

New balls please

Virgin Media's turn to serve to BT in ASA tennis.

Paris coz, well do I have to spell it out ?

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Countdown contestant pays homage to IT Crowd's Moss

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FAIL

Re: Well done that man

No, a pint of "select the correct icon" aka beer

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Terminator

Well done that man

Have a pint (sorry there's no milk icon)

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Soz, web devs: Google snatches its Wallet off the table

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Re: This is bad

I'm not your buddy, friend

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Philae heads for comet, reports back to mothercraft Rosetta

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Pint

Philae Lander @Philae2014

Touchdown! My new address: 67P! #CometLanding

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Hungary PM ditches internet tax plans after mass protests

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Happy

Re: My prediction

Good luck serving the summons for non-payment

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Football legend Gary Lineker in TWITTER POO TROLL SCANDAL

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Happy

That explains why England have been sh*t recently

Well, I hope so, Blackadder. You know, if there's one thing I've learnt from being in the Army, it's never ignore a pooh-pooh. I knew a Major, who got pooh-poohed, made the mistake of ignoring the pooh-pooh. He pooh-poohed it! Fatal error! 'Cos it turned out all along that the soldier who pooh-poohed him had been pooh-poohing a lot of other officers who pooh-poohed their pooh-poohs. In the end, we had to disband the regiment. Morale totally destroyed... by pooh-pooh!

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ECCENTRIC, PINK DWARF dubbed 'Biden' by saucy astronomers

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What else is out there ?

An elliptical orbit needs 2 focii.

One is the sun but what are at the other focii which cause the dwarf planets to come back towards us ?

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Korean boffins launch K-Glass for hands-free Google Glass-ery

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"... allowing K-Glass wearers to check out restaurant menus and other information by standing outside and looking at the name of a particular eatery."

Rather than looking at the menu displayed in the window. Isn't technology great ?

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Tunguska object came from Mars say Russian boffins

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Happy

Re: Chances of that?

Million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.

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Vice squad cuffs vice chairman of Bitcoin Foundation in $1m money-laundering probe

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Meh

Am I missing something here ?

Surely if it's an "unlicensed money transmitting business" then he's not covered by the Bank Secrecy Act ?

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Oil execs, bankers: You'll need this 'bulletproof carbon-nanotube-built' BUSINESS SUIT

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Design flaw ?

What about area in the middle of the chest not covered by the suit ?

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The NSA's hiring - and they want a CIVIL LIBERTIES officer

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Joke

Perfect job opening for 3 wise monkeys

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'Silent' staff stood by as £100m BBC IT project tanked – DG

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FAIL

Do you really think that the top management would listen to the concerns of the staff at the coalface ?

Besides which, saying that the emperor has no clothes could well be career-limiting move.

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Report: Secret British spy base in Middle East taps region's internet

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Re: Why the diificulty?

There's an awful lot cables going into Oman and UAE.

We're very friendly with both countries and have a long history of military co-operation with Oman going back 60 years.

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Flippin' tosser: Sun's magnetic field poised to SWIVEL on it - NASA

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Pint

Voyager

Voyager is perfectly placed to see what happens at the edge of the solar system.

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Big blue Avatar movie spawns THREE SEQUELS

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This story was brought to you by the words "Predictable" and "Greed"

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Kids LIE about age on Facebook, gasps Brit ad watchdog

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Facepalm

In other news ...

A bear goes into the woods with a newspaper and says "I may be some time"

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Who will Dr Who chew in 50th TV do before Matt Smith bids adieu?

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Stop

Daleks again. YAWN.

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Telly bigwigs try to close down Aereo streaming service - again

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And if they fail in court ...

you can be damned sure that ABC, NBC et al will be making the appropriate election contributions to get the law changed to their liking.

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Man sues Apple for allowing him to become addicted to PORN

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Facepalm

Chancer

Yeah sure, U / A and K / E are so close together on the keyboard

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Microsoft: Office 2013 license is for just one PC, FOREVER

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FAIL

MS, FOAD !!

That is all.

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Patrick Moore: Lived with cats, accompanied Einstein on the piano

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Re: Good job he wasn't a diplomat

He also visited Dachau concentration camp whilst with the RAF.

I think that might have a slight bearing on his feelings towards Germans ...

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Pint

You single-handedly brought the cosmos alive for so many people and are owed a huge debt of gratitude by British astronomy.

There's a new star in heaven but the night sky is darker.

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Wireless remote control inventor zaps out at 96

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Joke

Re: Reader Question

Frank - as in zapper

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Met thumbed through Oyster card data up to 22,000 times in 4 years

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@Chris W - Get your facts right

The Met identified the wrong man as their subject and given the bombings of the previous day were very jumpy.

After the shooting the police repeated gave misleading accounts to muddy the water.

Look at the photo on this page and tell me that's a bulky coat.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/3378570/De-Menezes-inquest-train-driver-thought-marksmen-were-terrorists.html

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Weeting cops cuff 17th phone-hacking suspect

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BBC reports that it's her PA. Is the noose tightening ?

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Red Cross: 600m videogamers may be war criminals

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Mushroom

Why not build a court house in Sadville so all these virtual war criminals can be put on trial.

Alternatively, just FOAD.

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Facebook disses Effin Irishwoman

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An Irish lass called Ann Marie

Thought Facebook was taking the p

They wouldn't letin

Her home town of Effin

They said "It's offensive, you see"

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Anonymous claims LulzSec merger

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The title is required, and must contain letters and/or digits.

Splitters

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So, what's the best sci-fi film never made?

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Quatermass

That is all

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Blind man excels at videogames

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Tommy

But can he play pinball ?

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Join in the Wikileaks DDoS war from your iPhone or iPad

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@ Brainless cretins ...

Tell me how to think for myself

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ISPs under pressure to control online porn

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Black Helicopters

Or to turn this on its head

Why not ban anybody under the age of 18 from accessing the web ?

That way the problem is with the parents to police (and has as much chance of succeeding as the ISP doing it).

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iPhone apps put user privacy at risk

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Black Helicopters

That's you banned from the USA

that is all

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Ireland gives Google traditional pogue mahone greeting

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Coat

Reminds me of a song

When Irish (brown) eyes are smiling ...

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Spoof beer ad mocks England footie flops

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Coat

England are flying back into Glasgow

... that way they're assured of a hero's welcome

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UK cops to be kitted out with smartphones

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Black Helicopters

Fit somebody up like a kipper

... there's an app for that

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Nation's moral guardians snap over 'shag bands'

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FAIL

Having your cake and eating it

Anybody remember Brass Eye ?

I call Bulls***

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UK.gov revives net cut-off threat for illegal downloaders

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Big Brother

Mandy

Forget the meeting with David Geffen, the most pertinent part of the report is

" ... also envisage a more powerful, direct role for Lord Mandelson."

Lord Mandy is a power grabbing freak who created the current Government's love of having all power in Whitehall.

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