* Posts by Alan 6

307 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Jun 2009

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Amazon's soaring revenues depress Wall Street

Alan 6

@David W

I'm sure there is a slim chance of turning "a small profit" into something that will go some way to recouping $850,000,000 but I'm inclined to think that Amazon have just tossed a skip full of greenbacks down the toilet...

Alan 6

Me no understand

On what planet is it wise to spend $850m on a company that makes "a small profit"?

Feminist org declines nude calendar cash

Alan 6
Unhappy

<Title>

Guy goes into a bookshop.

"Where's your joke books?" he says

"Sorry, this is a feminist bookshop, there is no humour section"

Would you leave your child alone with a cabinet minister?

Alan 6
FAIL

16 million

So what you're saying is that half the adults in the country will have to be vetted over the next five years?

Seeing as these people will rarely, if ever have unsupervised access to children the risk of anything happening is extremely slight.

By far the vast majority of attacks on kids happen at home, and the perpetrators are relatives and family friends. So surely a more efficient way would be to vet everyone before the have babies, anyone marked as bad will have their genitals removed...

Freecom adds RFID to HDD

Alan 6

@It'sa Mea... Mario

"No but they go back to the risk of a really deternimed criminal cutting your hand off, maybe killing you first to make it easier.."

Most biometric readers include checks to make sure the thumb has a pulse...

'Get cameraphones out of nurseries' plea

Alan 6
Unhappy

CCTV

What about all the nurseries that have installed CCTV systems with web access so "concerned" can check on their offspring from afar?

Are these going to be banned as well?

btw I've just sold a similar system to a cattery, so people can watch their little kitties whilst they're on holiday - sad fucks...

Chrome update completes busy browser patch week

Alan 6
Happy

Global Patch Day

Can you imagine that, every computer on the planet downloading 300mb of patches at the same time, that would stress test the Internet...

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