Another Stob classic.
Thank you, Ms Stob, from the bottom of my dark, twisted, object-oriented heart :-)
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Thank you, Ms Stob, from the bottom of my dark, twisted, object-oriented heart :-)
Compared to the banking sector, the oil industry, and other possible DDOS targets, UK universities are a poor choice for extortion.
Yes I have. I have degrees from two of them. And I mentioned them in the original post.
If the perpetrators are planning to demand money to call off this DDOS attack, then they can't be very bright. UK universities are not exactly awash with spare cash, except perhaps for the salaries that some Russell Group institutions pay to their chief executives.
It's about as appropriate as most of the stuff he says.
Well, I assume it's the irony, and not the polonium.
I don't think we're allowed to use "retarded" in that sense any more, unless you're referring to comments that only appear after a lengthy delay. We have to say "comments with special educational needs".
I'd have thought that a T-shaped developer had deep specialisation in only one area. Surely what the writer wants is a Π-shaped developer? Or a Ш-shaped developer, who has three areas of deep expertise, but is currently lying on the floor in a stupor.
My vote goes to dot-cockwomble.
In fairness to NASA, the Orionids are not one of the most spectacular annual meteor showers. In terms of the average number of meteors per hour, they are on the low side. You'd be better off waiting until mid-December for the Geminids.
When I buy stuff from small online retailers, I use a pre-paid card, because I have no idea who will actually be handling the credit card payment processing, and I don't want to give my real credit card details to a third-party payment site. Pre-paid cards are easy to get hold of, and many of them are free to use after a modest one-off account setup fee.
You can do this in LISP. You could do this in LISP in 1958. And with more style.
There's no trailing slash on /dev/null
It's a pseudo-device, not a directory.
Or OfWhack, for our American friends.
It may be easy to calculate a spacecraft position far into the future from a SPICE kernel, but that doesn't mean that the calculated position will be accurate. SPICE is just a data format and a set of subroutines to interpret that data. It's not a panacea for the fundamental difficulty of accurately modelling the orbit of spacecraft around Mars.
I'm guessing that the major stumbling blocks are uncertainties in the gravity field of the planet and the atmospheric drag -- remember that MAVEN is actually sampling the Martian upper atmosphere. Both of these uncertainties severely limit the accuracy of a long-term ephemeris of a spacecraft in an orbit like MAVEN's.
It's nice to see that Microsoft is finally catching up to where Unix was, circa 1975 :-)
I'm gravely disappointed that no mention was made of boffins in this article, given that one of the co-authors of the paper in ApJ Letters is Dr Henri Boffin.
As long as you don't mind waiting a couple of centuries :-)
It's not the orbit. I've read the original paper in Science, and this is the area in which I got my Ph.D. Trust me, it's not the orbit. It's the rotation.
"The team used data from Cassini to build a 3D model of the moon's orbit and found it wobbles twice as much as it ought."
Not its orbit. They built a 3D model of Mimas itself, using surface features as landmarks. Then they used those landmarks to track subtle changes in the satellite's rotation.
I'd expect this kind of sloppy reporting in a tabloid, but the Register really should aim for a higher standard of scientific accuracy.
I'm reminded of the anecdote about Seymour Cray told by Microsoft's Jim Gray. When Cray was told that Apple had just bought one of his supercomputers to design the next generation of Macs, Cray commented that he'd just bought a Mac to design his next supercomputer.
I just logged in and it was working fine.
The IAU rules (http://www.iau.org/public/themes/naming/) are quite clear about pandering to politicians:
"The names of individuals or events principally known for political or military activities are unsuitable until 100 years after the death of the individual or the occurrence of the event."
So Joe Biden can't have an asteroid named after him until he's been pushing up the daisies for a century.
I very much doubt that the astronomers will succeed in naming it Biden, because the International Astronomical Union has a policy which explicitly forbids naming of astronomical objects after politicians.
I bought a Chromecast via Amazon this week to find out whether it would help me to escape from Virgin Media TiVo / BBC iPlayer hell. In short, VM's TiVo system cannot play on-demand TV using the BBC iPlayer. The video stream glitches every few seconds, making it pretty much unwatchable. According to the VM engineer who came to check our newly-installed TiVo after I complained about the crap iPlayer video quality, this is apparently a known problem, but neither Virgin nor the BBC will admit responsibility.
Anyway, I'm happy to report that Chromecast solves the problem. I can now cast BBC iPlayer video streams from my smartphone or tablet to my TV, and the quality is excellent. Thank you, Google.
Nobody has mentioned the elephant in the room -- not everyone has an aptitude for programming, just as not everyone has an aptitude for maths, or languages, or music.
Some years ago, Richard Bornat (a computer science professor at Middlesex University) and his graduate student Saeed Dehnadi did research which demonstrated that in their class of first-year computer science undergraduates, there were two distinct groups: those who intuitively understood how to write programs, and those who didn't. Worryingly, the performance of the second group could not be significantly improved by training them. This was published as a paper titled "The camel has two humps". (You can find it by googling the title.)
Now Gove wants to try to force school kids to write computer programs, when most of them will have neither the interest nor the aptitude for it. It's a recipe for disaster.
As anyone who saw the movies the first time around will tell you :-)
Curious to know why El Reg now has a theology correspondent.
It's a delicious irony that the ad surrounding this news article at the moment is for Amazon Web Services :-)
"MySQL built-in replication just doesn't work unless you have a properly designed application. By "properly designed" I mean something that's aware of DB replication scenarios and which uses the database architecture for relational key tracking."
I'm sorry, Trevor, but either this is a troll or you really don't understand MySQL replication and you're just repeating what some bloke down the pub told you once.
Applications do NOT need to be aware of replication. I should know -- I've written large-scale applications which talk to MySQL databases that had replication slaves. Not once did I have to alter my code because of that. And these days I get paid to manage hundreds of MySQL servers, ALL of which have replication slaves, a fact that most of the developers are blissfully unaware of. And that's how it should be, of course.
Are you talking about multi-master replication? <Shudder>
There are open-source solutions that allow you to avoid that kind of thing, such as Galera Cluster, as well as commercial products.
Thankfully, I don't have to support multiple primary sites, so I've avoided having to implement such setups.
You say "None of the databases for our public websites can be set up for live replication because that would require rewriting code to accommodate it." and in the next paragraph, you state that you're using MySQL.
MySQL has had built-in near-real-time replication to a remote mirror server for over a decade. I was using it as a data-protection solution back in 2002! It doesn't require any changes to client code, since it happens within the database server.
And there are robust open-source solutions for backing up a running server, such as Percona's XtraBackup.
Yes. And don't call me Shirley.
... is that one of Scotland's ancient seats of learning is now handing out Ph.D. degrees in Human Resource Management.
It's a pity that this otherwise excellent article fails to mention Sergei Korolev, who was as great a rocket scientist as Werner von Braun.
IIRC, "baby boomer" is anyone born between 1946 and 1964, so some of us haven't even reached 50 yet.
"Will never have the endorsement of the scientific community as a whole."
The scientists who publish in the open-access, peer-reviewed Public Library of Science (PLOS) journals would be surprised to hear that. In the life sciences community, the PLOS journals have a strong reputation.
I wish these guys every success, but I'm reminded of the excellent "MongoDB is web scale" cartoon from a couple of years ago:
This is an excellent web site, and it gives predictions for lots of other satellites and assorted space junk too. I've been using it for many years.
The great thing about the ISS is that its orbit is at just the right inclination to the Earth's equator so that it occasionally passes directly overhead if you're anywhere south of Birmingham.
I occasionally work from home, logging in to work via SSH.
Since the July "upgrade", my SuperHub drops SSH connections after a minute or two of inactivity, which is a serious pain in the ass.
Fortunately, I'm using a Linux box, so I can tweak the kernel's TCP keepalive settings, which solves the problem.
At university, Trevor was more interested in getting drunk and trying to get laid than learning stuff, so he blames Java.
Lots of developers don't know how to test their code properly, so Trevor blames Java.
There's a word for you, Trevor. It begins with "pill" and ends with "ock". Hint: there are no missing letters.
I'm surprised that the Romney app doesn't automatically baptise the user into the Mormon faith.
"I am no virgin, I have a girlfriend and regular sex,"
I'm sorry, but inflatable girlfriends don't count.
Nor do the ones with four legs.
I've never had any problems with the broadband hardware from VM, or with the service, which has been excellent for the past ten years. My original (NTL) cable modem gave me nine years of trouble-free operation, and when it did finally expire at the end of last year, VM sent out a replacement SuperHub immediately with no fuss and at no cost to me.
BT, on the other hand, failed repeatedly to fix a persistent fault on my landline, so I dropped them, and I never intend to use them again if I can possibly help it.
... if journalists stopped referring to them as "boffins". You may think it's amusing, but it's not. It's a lazy shorthand for the tired old stereotype of the "mad scientist" who's not quite like "normal" people.
You obviously missed the excellent documentary "A Grand Day Out" by that nice Mr Nick Park.
Could it be that the Kindle app is the one that's being monitored by Flurry's spyware, and this is skewing the figures?
The Met Office should dump Flash, and use a platform-neutral technology instead.