* Posts by mccp

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Did a Seagate sales bloke just say 5TB drives are coming?

mccp
Coat

Moore's law

I've just pulled out the spec and pricing for a system that we installed for a customer in 2001 - 5.3 TB for the princely sum of £293,000 (+ VAT).

Ok, so it was RAID-5 and had FC fabric to three servers, but even so.

I'll get my coat.

Pay Jobs due respect - by crushing the empire he created

mccp

Who made up the rule about only using one OS or computer manufacturer your whole life?

Surely the whole point of the article is that you should avoid believing anyone's dogma and instead use your own brains to be flexible.

Biker gang plunders Covent Garden Apple Store

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@ Blip

I agree with all the other replies to Aimee's post, but I don't see why you feel it's necessary to tell Aimee to fuck off.

Is that how you normally respond to anyone who expresses a view you don't agree with? To their face?

Deduplication: a power-hungry way to streamline storage

mccp

Eh?

At the risk of making a mistake on the fag packet (1978 vintage Casio fx-39 actually) I reckon that half a petabyte would need 250 GB of checksums, assuming that your checksum is 32 bits and your block is 8 KB.

So maybe, if you have smaller blocks, or you use longer checksums to improve the chances of not having the same result for two different blocks, that you may do have to do a bit more work.

mccp

And increase the risk of your backup failing

As mentioned in the article, a deduped backup with a single dodgy media can break the entire backup set.

Most compression technologies that I have come across tend to have this asymmetry, where a small amount of corruption causes a disproportionate failure. With storage sizes into the petabytes, you have to build in redundancy as the chance of getting an undetected read or write failure starts to become statistically significant.

Schoolteachers can't teach our kids to code, say engineers

mccp

"Also, how can students learn to program without being administrators of the computer, and the last thing you want is a bunch of 15 year old boys with administrator level rights!!!"

The last thing you want anywhere is programmers with elevated rights. I've lost count of the cock ups that have occurred when testing software that will only run with domain admin rights simply because a programmer couldn't be arsed to figure out how to do it properly.

Our developers are now only about one step up from a standard user on their own desktops and at the same level as a standard user elsewhere.

Apple makes a hash of password security (again)

mccp

Have to agree with Matthew 17

I always thought that if someone has physical or trusted network access to your computer, you're pretty much pwned. The details may vary according to to OS, but pwned you are.

Schoolkids learn coding at GCSE level in curriculum trial

mccp

@ DJ2

PHP would be fine, then maybe in a few years I would be able to hire a PHP developer who knew about MVC and OO.

Right now I can barely find any PHP developers of any type around Cambridge.

mccp
Childcatcher

Good idea, I'd vote for a curriculum that includes:

1. Intro to assembler, preferably using an embedded system with ARM or Motorola CPUs;

2. Intro to operating systems;

3. Intro to basic design patterns;

4. Intro to a high level typed language (no recommendation here to avoid flames);

5. Intro to debugging and debuggers.

Please no AI or parallel computing, just include practical basic skills and no multi-threaded code should be allowed.

Nokia offers $10,000 for new ring tone

mccp
Coat

Useless titbit of information...

The original Nokia ring tone was composed by a Spanish Guitar composer back in the day. It's an excerpt from 'Gran Vals' Francisco Tárrega. I only know this as my son played it at my sister in law's wedding last Saturday.

You can find it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hsp6dR-fL4A (not my son playing btw).

My coat's the one with a guitar pick in the pocket.

Can you handle LOHAN's substantial globes?

mccp
Go

Keep it simple, shirley

Just release the rocket and allow it to fall for a few seconds before igniting the rocket. The chances of hitting the balloon - now rising faster - have to be pretty remote. Much lower in fact than the complicated multi-balloon/swinging arm contraptions simply going wrong.

Assuming that both balloon and rocket are in the same air stream, most likely they won't travel horizontally at the same speed. Ergo, after a few seconds the rocket will be clear and bingo!

Also gives you a chance to design a rocket that will fall in a vertical attitude but still glide down once the rocket propellant is all used up.

GCHQ losing its 'internet whizzes' to Microsoft, Google

mccp

@ dogged

Presumably because of some wheeze that meant that you paid less tax than an equivalent full-time employee? In my experience HMRC don't give a hoot about your employment status, unless you are using it to deny them revenue.

Mystery of David Attenborough's garden skull cracked

mccp
Holmes

Is é an teideal ag teastáil, agus ní mór go bhfuil litreacha agus / nó digití.

That seems a bit harsh. You'd kind of expect a bit of investigation by the police if you dug a human skull up in your back garden, wouldn't you?

Unique imagery of Shuttle docked to ISS released

mccp
Happy

Awesome

That is all.

Pope says gravity proves technology can't supplant God

mccp

The title is required, and must contain letters and/or digits.

It's the way he tells them.

WTF is... 4K x 2K?

mccp
FAIL

Maths

You mean the average guy who mistakenly assumes that 1080 + 180 = 2160?

A fifth of Europeans can't work out how much a TV costs

mccp

VAT at 17.5% ?

Keep up - we're at 20% VAT nowadays.

I'm convinced that they made a big mistake here - most people found it non-trivial to work out how much tax they were paying when it was 17.5%. Now it's 20%, it's simple for most to work out that their new £499 TV includes £100 tax.

In France the VAT rate is 19.6% and loads of other countries have the rate set at 18%, 19% or 21%. I'm sure that obfuscation is the name of the game here.

Spectrum-guzzling operators will TAKE TV off THE AIR

mccp

Spelling

Arqiva not Aquiva.

Renault security boss arrested as spying claims fall apart

mccp
FAIL

This title is secret

Or - maybe the secret is how to keep a profitable car manufacturing business going, part-owned by the French government and head-quartered in France.

Shame that not even one company on the long list of British ex-manufacturers survives in the same way.

Spaniards bemoan 'joke' speed limit cut

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@ juice

The capacity of a road varies according to the average speed of the traffic on the road. That's why when the number of drivers on the road increases, the average speed comes down. I believe that it has something to do with the distance between cars reducing as the average speed comes down so you can fit more cars per mile of road.

As far as the A14 is concerned, I've found that driving on the Cambridge->Godmanchester stretch is slightly less frightening since they switched on the average speed cameras. That said, the road is an abomination and short of digging it up it's hard to imagine how the new cameras that are being installed will improve it.

Apple: If you're under 17, you can't use Opera

mccp
WTF?

This title has been censored as it contained adult themes

Way to go downvoters!

I don't agree with the Apple policy, but this post offers a very believable and perfectly justifiable reason for restricting access to Opera (assuming it really doesn't offer parental controls).

Usually the commenterati on here have a pretty expert view of security related subjects. Maybe the downvoters are just providing a knee jerk reaction to an Apple-positive comment. Whatever.

mccp
FAIL

You nearly had me...

until the gratuitous abuse.

Google open video codec faces second challenger

mccp

It is actually available for free

http://www.itu.int/rec/T-REC-H.222.0-200605-I

That is the ITU recommendation for H.222 - also known as MPEG-2/ISO/IEC 13818-1:2007.

All ITU recommendations are free to download courtesy of the EU. As are standards from ETSI.

Shame that our UK standards bodies and others like ISO/SMPTE/etc aren't more into the free (as in speech) distribution model.

EC parades common phone charger

mccp

Lucky

Try sticking to one brand - HP Compaq. I have five, all less than 4 years old, all use different charger connectors. Not only that, but the mains inlets are IEC, figure-8 or cloverleaf. Arghh.

A brief history of the BlackBerry UI

mccp

UI paradigm fail

Why should a square mean “stop” when the road sign is hexagonal?

Because the STOP primarily applies to media motion control and the square relates to the stop button on a media player - going back to cassette players in my humble experience, but probably further than that.

NY hookers cross street from Craigslist to Facebook

mccp
WTF?

Blackberry

Whilst reading this article the page was displaying a Blackberry banner ad, a skyscraper ad, a block ad in the copy and to the side an ad for a 'Win a BB' competition. The comments page is equally splattered in BB ads.

Do you expect a lot of ladies of the night will be reading this?

Bizarre.

Stroppy Belgian students in Ryanair mutiny

mccp
Stop

No, they're not shit.

You just get what you pay for, and as has been mentioned already, they'll make you pay for anything they can get away with.

Mostly, there's an alternative (more expensive) carrier to Ryanair destinations. If you don't want to give Ryanair your money, stop bleating about them and use the alternative.

Just a thought.

In defence of Comic Sans

mccp

No

Fairly common, but incorrect use of an apostrophe. Sorry.

Mixed case TLAs? I suppose that if you had to use one as a plural and the plural s was ambiguous, then perhaps you shouldn't use the TLA in that case.

mccp
FAIL

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones...

TLA's ???

Where did that apostrophe come from?

Oops.

Ten... wireless keyboards

mccp

Less title

You can use the Apple keyboard with Vista/W7 64-bit.

In fact I have a Macbook here running W7 64-bit under boot camp, with a wireless keyboard to use when I at my desk. It works very well.

However, the issues (not mentioned in the review) are:

If you have the US keyboard, you don't get a £ sign, (as you would expect). The UK version has £, but no #, CTRL-ALT-3 works in most applications, but not Outlook 2007.

On the UK keyboard, € is CTRL-ALT-2 (and marked on the key), but again, this doesn't work in Outlook 2007.

Many keys are not in their usual PC places, which is fine when you're used to it, but a pain if you have to switch from one layout to another.

Otherwise, it's a great keyboard and I find it really nice to type on.

Microsoft sues ex-general manager over Salesforce.com exodus

mccp

Eh?

"They do not innovate, save after the fact and are well behind the curve..."

Probably true, but this has served them pretty well for over 20 years, what has changed?

mccp

Oh?

IANAL but I'm pretty sure that:

A UK court would strike out a clause that effectively prevented an employee from working. However, if the clause simply prevented the employee from working for a direct competitor on accounts that involve the same suppliers or customers for a reasonable period (six months or less) then it would be likely to uphold the clause. I.e. I can be employed by a competitor, but I'd have to work on different stuff for six months.

It would also be likely to uphold any clause that prevented a former employee from using company confidential information in their new post, so be careful if you take a copy of any documents or databases with you.

Microsoft sends Windows 7 SP1 to OEMs

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Me too.

W7x64 on a bootcamp Macbook Pro, and I have now even got my embedded Coldfire debugger to work with GDB now that I have updated drivers for it.

And before the shouts of "You wouldn't have driver problems with OSX/Linux" start, try and find a decent BDM cable that is aimed at Windows.

Man nabbed nude pics from women's email accounts

mccp
Paris Hilton

USB stick?

I prefer polaroids.

(It has to be Paris).

Onkyo CS-545 combo mini hi-fi

mccp
FAIL

Or not...

If you continue to read the final paragraph beyond the second comma, you will find a load of other issues that the reviewer found to justify a score of 65%:

"However, it’s undermined by its remote control, potential issues with older iPods and digital radio sensitivity. Ignoring networking to rely on CD, MP3 and iPod makes it all seem a bit 2004. If your taste for the high-tech has moved on from when Dido, Maroon 5 and Norah Jones dominated the charts, then you should look elsewhere."

Google pinpoints bugs that send texts to wrong people

mccp

Oh dear...

I seem to have jangled a nerve slightly.

It just doesn't seem right to me that a significant population of comentards who pop up to jeer (in a possibly troll-like manner) whenever a smartphone 'feature' is exposed don't have a label whereas others (and I include myself in the mactard/fanboi/ifan/jesusphone category) do.

That is all.

mccp

Arghh!! - this is a reply, why do I need a title??

We seem to be missing a trick here.

What is the mildly derogatory epithet that can be used to describe an ancient phone that does phonecallsandtextsperfectlywellthankyouverymuch? We have the well known Jesus phone, Crackberry, Googlephone and others, I'm sure, but nothing to describe the perfectly functional Nokia 6110 of yesteryear.

While we're about it, maybe a name for the fans of said fones would be useful.

PHP apps plagued by Mark of the Beast bug

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Finally

Over 30 years since I did my Computer Science degree and Kevin McMurtrie's post finally clears up my understanding of why floats can't represent many numbers exactly. I seem to remember a numerical methods lecturer who claimed that you couldn't represent 0 precisely as well or is that my misremembering?

Speed-cam stats to be published, indicates gov

mccp

Further maths

I don't know when you did your A-level maths, but the AQA A level that my son is currently taking is about a third statistics. The remainder is pure maths and mechanics.

"For example, how many people know what constitutes a "serious injury" in road accident statistics?"

I've no idea, but where is your evidence for your bald statement: "a mild case of whiplash may be recorded as a serious injury".

It's all very well critisizing the use of statistics, but if your are going to make your own claims, they would be more compelling if you backed them up.

Facebook: Why our 'next-gen' comms ditched MySQL

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Title schmitle

+1 for Begineer, I'm going to start using that one.

Begineer = newly qualified software engineer (usually highly trained in AI and other useless stuff).

It goes with "Vidiot" which is a term that we use to describe self-appointed experts who talk complete bollocks about anything to do with video signals or compression.

Worthless iPhone 'Wikileaks App' removed from Apple Store

mccp
WTF?

This title has been redacted

Eh?

Whatever your view on the rights or wrongs of AssangeGate, it seems perfectly reasonable of Apple to remove an app that simply took money from gullible souls to direct them to a public URL that they could already reach via Safari.

How do you see that as a "relentless assault etc, etc"?

Hacker warning over internet-connected HDTVs

mccp

A title is not required

Well probably loads. I've just bought a new TV, FreeSat receiver and BluRay player (Samsung, Humax & Sony). Each one can have its firmware upgraded from a USB flash drive plus Ethernet, DVD-R and over the air. In fact, all were delivered with out of date firmware.

Apple chap knocks up ancient Lego computer

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Coolest

Same guy has made a lego Babbage Difference Engine, and has his server space courtesy of Steve Wosniak.

Primary school miss flashes porn vid at kiddies

mccp
FAIL

The myth is the other way around...

Supposedly Sony wouldn't allow Porn on Betamax, so VHS took off, not the "porn industry endorsed Betamax".

And there doesn't seem to be any proof anyhow, more likely VHS took of because of the fact that Betamax tapes were 60 minutes long, VHS tapes were 180 minutes long and quality isn't an issue for most people - ref. the number of people who watch over-processed SD TV on poorly adjusted HD LCD sets.

Latest botnet rankings: Rustock still mother of them all

mccp
Boffin

Because that's not much traffic?

If you were connected at a pretty miserly 384Kb/sec upstream on your broadband connection, an bot that saturated the link would only be trickling data out of your 100Mb/s Ethernet link. You would never notice it.

WikiLeaks dubs Amazon 'The Cowardly Liar'

mccp

Copyright

And what exactly has that got to do with classified documents that are protected under completely different laws to copyright?

Three pledges cut-price iPads for Crimble

mccp

+1

Crimble sounds like some perverted liaison between Christmas pud and apple crumble.

Everyone no that Sandy Claw comes at Crimbo.

Start-up offers frozen-pea-finding app

mccp

Title not needed

I think that the Tesco app is great. I probably use it every week, but then I'm one of those odd people who think that it would be logical for Bovril and Marmite to be on the same shelf, not at opposite ends of the store.

Having said that, data accuracy is everything and even the Tesco app sometimes can't keep up with the incessant, apparently random, movement of products.

US may disable all in-car mobile phones

mccp

How?

To block your cellular and not your GPS, FM, etc, you simply make the cell phone jammer from a femto cell. You phone registers with the femto which then refuses any calls. It would also be possible to make it relay emergency calls and to disable itself if the car decides it has crashed.

Simples.

Zuckerberg admits fallibility over Gmail block

mccp

New word not needed...

For at least 50% of Facebook 'friends' the existing English word 'stranger' would probably be more appropriate.

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