* Posts by The First Dave

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Finally, Mozilla looks at moving away from 'insecure' HTTP. Maybe

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Re: If I'm not sending private details..

* Protection from alteration

* Protection from interception

HTTPS provides minimal protection against either of these - I've never come across a case of HTTP content being altered in transit, and analysis of HTTPS content is still possible, just not very easy.

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You’ll be the coolest guy in IT if you ain't got your ID

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Re: That's why you get to know the security people

You've never actually met an RSM, have you?

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ISIS: You bomb us, we’ll interrupt your TV transmissions

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"ISIS: You bomb us, we’ll interrupt your TV transmissions"

Fair enough, I can live with that.

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Microsoft, Getty settle image snatch 'suit

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That's true, but then again I don't start a dispute with your girlfriend _every_ day...

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'Oh great Commission, save us from the French' pleads Uber

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Just so we are all clear - are there _any_ countries where Uber operates legally?

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Blockhead fugitive Snapchats himself into police custody

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Re: I can't stand burglars

How many under-counter cabinets use the floor as the bottom shelf?

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Elon Musk plans to plonk urban Hyperloop subsonic tube on California

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Re: PayPal

PayPal is not a bank, in fact they go to great lengths to avoid any financial regulation, despite what their adverts imply. That should be a big red flag to everyone.

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Pi(e) Day of the Century is upon us! Time to celebrate 3/14/15 in style, surely?

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Re: Pi Approximation Day

Sorry, but 22/7 is a much _closer_ approximation to the one true value of Pi than 3.14 is.

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Filthy – but sadly frothy – five door fun: Ford Focus 1.5 Zetec

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Re: I hate bad usability in cars

Except that if the radio is playing, it probably won't be able to hear you telling it to shut up...

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UK Supreme Court waves through indiscriminate police surveillance

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Re: UK Govt are idiots

To be accurate, this has nothing (directly) to do with the Government. The police are basically not accountable to Gov., and the Courts are officially not accountable either. Technically, the Gov should, and should already have, written legislation that prevented this, but plod would just have ignored it anyway.

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Shove off, ugly folk, says site for people who love themselves

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Re: Tawnie Lynn (pictured)

Of course not: in that context * has a meaning within the Regex, but neither †

nor ‡ do, conversely both of the latter are well-known as being mainly used for footnotes, while * has about a billion different meanings.

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£280k Kickstarter camera trigger campaign crashes and burns

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Re: and closer to home....

But LOHAN is nothing by vapour-ware, so no chance of any unfortunate accidents. Not for real, anyway, maybe some photo-shop pictures that look a lot like the Challenger disaster...

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What time do you call this, BT? Late, state-funded broadband rollout plods on

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Re: Baffling

Really?

So there are no rural areas of the UK without mains water? (Such as around half of the Scottish Highlands)

And there are no rural areas without access to mains electricity? (Such as around half of the Hebridean Islands)

Partly, of course, because of the difficulties due to being unable to stop along the motorway that leads to every house in those areas...

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Smartphones merge into homogeneous mass as 'flagship fatigue' bites

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The data from a "switching site" is bound to be biased towards the thrifty, surely?

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'Revenge porn' bully told not to post people's nude pics online. That's it. That's his punishment

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Re: "This behavior is not only illegal but reprehensible,"

No one else try reading that statement in reverse? Nice to see it acknowledged that not all illegal behaviour is immoral...

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Ex Machina – a smart, suspenseful satire of our technology gods

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Re: "The Machine"

I would expect the ch to be soft, a bit like in, to pick a random example: machine

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Re: "The Machine"

And presumably all of the blurbs were pronounced correctly - really gets my goat when I hear the voice-over at the end of the trailer saying "Ex Mack in a"

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FBI-baiter Barrett Brown gets five years in chokey plus $890,000 fine

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$890,000 surely can't be regarded as "free" food, can it?

Mind you, I have to assume he was being ironic, at least about "the greatest prison system in the world" unless by greatest he really meant nothing more than "biggest"

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Alabama tops US teacher-pupil sex league

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Re: meh

Yes, Yes it does.

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Bloke in Belgium tries to trademark Je Suis Charlie slogan

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Re: WELL DONE

I'm not an expert, but my understanding is that it is generally accepted that _any_ image of a natural object (flowers, animals) counts as "copying God's work" and is therefore unacceptable. This is why mosques can easily be identified by the somewhat abstract decorations, and complete lack of anything recognisable.

(Not quite sure where TV fits in...)

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Re: Interesting graphic

"If the prophet's face isn't ever depicted then how can we assume that these cartoons are of him if we don't know what he looks like?"

Simple, he looks just like Jesus, but with a headscarf...

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Intel offers big bucks for black women

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Re: surely this is discrimination?

" it means your recruitment process is sexist and racist, because society isn't made up of white males"

No, it merely reflects the fact that the Universities and Colleges churn out white males with science-based degrees, and 'others' come out with liberal arts degrees.

In other words, the makeup of any company's workforce will tend to reflect the makeup of the applicants for its jobs.

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Renault Captur: Nobody who knows about cars will buy this

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@Heyrick:

So it's perfectly okay if they leave the steering wheel and pedals on the wrong side of the car as well then?

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Car hacker secrets revealed: Clutching up a tank engine in a classic motor

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But shirley, the prop would be pulling on the engine, not pushing it?

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Égalité, Fraternité - Oui, peut-etre. Liberté? NON, French speedcam Facebookers told

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Re: Google Waze

One of the effects that speed cameras have is to make the roads more dangerous. For example, until recently, there was one on a trunk road near me (no longer a trunk road, so the camera has now gone) which was on the one straight bit of road for several miles. Rural location, so lots of tractors around, so everyone had to overtake them on the bends instead...

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France says 'non' to UberPop

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Re: So Uber says a small fee is involved, but it is not commercial?

Would be interesting to hear a comment from a French motor insurer - I know for a fact that my own insurer here in the UK would void my insurance if there was any hint of "hire and reward"

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European Commish asks for rivals' moans about Booking.com

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Re: except, of course: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?one?!

"don't forget, Apple just got an a**e whipping for doing exactly the same thin to the eBook market."

No, it got punished for trying to beat Amazon (the _actual_ dominant player) at their own game. Still don't understand how they lost that one.

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Is there ANOTHER UNIVERSE headed BACKWARDS IN TIME?

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Re: Ah!

@ codejunky

What is this bollocks about "the big three" - I take it you weren't paying attention when the SNP, despite only having a base in Scotland, became the third largest UK party a few weeks back?

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Whitehall at war: Govt’s webocrats trash vital digital VAT site

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Imagine that - it's actually possible to pay your Council Tax online now, and all thanks to a plucky 17 year old. </sarcasm>

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Two driverless cars stuffed with passengers are ABOUT TO CRASH - who should take the hit?

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@James Hughes 1

Actually that is a stupid question:

Both of the people crossing the road have right of way over all vehicles (including pedal cycles) except in a handful of cases, which we can safely ignore.

Therefore, and decent driverless car will _need_ to be programmed to be aware of pedestrians, and to only drive at a speed such that it can safely stop if necessary. It will therefore NEVER be inevitable that _either_ pedestrian gets hit, never mind both.

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Re: The faulty car should sacrifice itself!

Surely it is far more likely that the oncoming vehicle (the "high value" one) is erroneously signaling an unavoidable collision, than that an actual 100% certain to be fatal collision is imminent. Who in their right mind would chuck themselves off a cliff on the basis of a signal that logically we must presume is incorrect?

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Be real, Apple: In-app goodie grab games AREN'T FREE – EU

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Re: TANSTAAFL

Yes, it is a village in the Netherlands - the OP clearly meant TINSTAAFL

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Pure: We've created the Everlasting Gobstopper of Storage – 'Forever Flash'

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Re: M&S?!

Surely they should use S&M instead?

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Got a STRAP-ON? Remember to TAKE IT OFF at WORK

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Re: Pocket Billiards

Why would your wastecoat have a pocket in the nipple region?

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Amazon: Put our ALWAYS ON MICROPHONE in your house, please. WHAT?

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Re: Lunacy

"You wait until Apple bring out a version"

They already have, its called Siri.

Google already have, and even Microsoft has one that works reasonably well.

All three have the additional advantage of being inside your phone, and therefore not snooping on you 24 hours a day, if only because no modern phone battery lasts long enough.

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3D PRINTED GUNS: THIS time it's for REAL! Oh, wait – no, still crap

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Re: Foolproof gun!

That reminds me of a wonderful truism about the pistol supplied to officers in the British Army in the 70's, 80's and 90's - lethal range: 25m

Handgrenade: lethal range:35m, so if you really want to kill the enemy best to just hold a pineapple and walk towards them...

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Languages don't breed bugs, PEOPLE breed bugs, say boffins

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Re: If you don't know the ins & outs of ANY language + compiler + OS ...

"It's not exactly rocket science."

But that is very much the point: it _is_ rocket science, in some cases.

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Pitchforks at dawn! UK gov's Verify ID service FAILS to verify ID

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Re: Security questions...

"Probably a tissue-paper thin defence against SQL injection."

More likely an indication that they were _vulnerable_ to SQL injection.

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Yes, Samaritans, the law DOES apply to you. Even if you mean well

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Re: On a personal note.

For me, at least, there is nothing worse than hollow "supportive" messages from people who simply don't understand. As Mitoo says, nothing cuts it other than honesty.

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NASA: Spacecraft crash site FOUND ON MOON RIM

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Re: " only about two tenths of a mile"

Surely everyone knows that miles, inches and the like can _only_ be divided into eights and sixteenths, nothing good will come out of one-fifth of a mile. (I can't even bring myself to repeat the original abomination.)

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This Changes Everything? OH Naomi Klein, NO

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Re: About that self-professed rational liberalism

"the economy isn't zero sum."

Positing that as a fact shows that the sums that make up "the economy" _must_ be wrong.

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'It's NOT a fishing expedition', say police over random spot checks on gun owners

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Re: This whole terry wrist thing is backwards

To be fair, even the Police don't know how to spell Terorism [sic] let alone deal with it - probably not the only mistake in that letter, of course...

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Trips to Mars may be OFF: The SUN has changed in a way we've NEVER SEEN

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Re: Why 400 days for men and 300 days for women?

I'm sure it's more complex than that; probably a lot closer to a mass:cross-sectional-area ratio.

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Ada Lovelace Day: Meet the 6 women who gave you the 'computer'

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"ENIAC is considered the world’s first general-purpose electronic computer."

Only by Yanks.

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Linux systemd dev says open source is 'SICK', kernel community 'awful'

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Re: Your stuff is crap but it's free so I'll take it.

Not to mention that you need to know MORE or LESS or something more or less the same, before you can even read a MAN page...

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Re: Your stuff is crap but it's free so I'll take it.

I've never understood - if you are a newbie (however intelligent) how the fuck do you read the man page for a command you have never heard of?

For example, I want to find something, so I look up GREP ... ?

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Snapchat 'hack' pics mostly clothed user snaps, odd bits of legacy pr0n – report

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Re: the local Police Officer won't have to call round

Trouble is, this bloke clearly went looking for this archive.

And quite clearly, he _expected_ there to be nudity; and he _expected_ there to be under-age subjects, so the "purely for research" defence is distinctly shaky, unless he has a note from his boss not only asking him to do this research, but also making it quite clear that it was the idea of his boss...

And under those circumstances, if he _had_ come across this accidentally, with the above knowledge he really should have deleted it _without_ opening it.

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Antarctic ice at ALL TIME RECORD HIGH: We have more to learn, says boffin

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Re: Antactica is melting too

Quick question - if Antarctica is getting bigger, why is the Arctic still getting smaller?

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Google in 'right to be forgotten' snub probe: Ireland tackles moans

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Re: "news publishers have had links to their stories blocked"

"We merkins can learn."

Prove it. (Pictures or it didn't happen...)

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Man brings knife to a gun fight and WINS

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Re: Missing the point of the article, most commentards are.

"A gun, on the other hand, is only useful for one thing..."

The butt of a handgun is usually fairly useful as a hammer, if you have a nail that needs it; some models can be used to open a bottle of beer, the barrel is good for poking things that you don't want to touch...

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