* Posts by Tom Chiverton 1

1475 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Jun 2009

Newzbin2 pirates prepare to sink BT web block

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Black Helicopters

"We can't say how our client application works"

Oh FFS. It'll be pulled apart in about 30 minutes by some bored 14 year old kid then.

Or they could just use be using Tor hidden servers, and this is a branded Tor client ?

ICO slates local authorities on data protection compliance

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DNA ?

Why the hell do they need someones DNA just because they ran a query on a CRM system ?

PayPal to move into the shop - without cards or NFC

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Stop

"(a quick shufty at your mobile device would show that you coughed up the necessary, should they actually give a shit about that)."

You were obviously not of the generation that faked 'cleared memory' screens on to their graphical calculators before taking them into an exam, chock full of handy hints and tips...

Boundaries Commission slammed over mega map dump

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FOSS GIS software is perfectly fine for this sort of stuff.

Kiwi rugby rats warned to keep eye on the hacker ball

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FAIL

Did I wake up in the 80s this morning or something ?

Intel goes virtual to root out rootkits

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FAIL

Did you take the red or blue pill ?

But how will this magic software know it's not already running atop a compromised machine, and is in fact on the bare metal as the first 'visor in the stack ? And why wont the same 'force self to the bottom' technique work for malware ?

QubesOS has a much better approach...

Windows 8 to ship with built-in malware protection

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FAIL

Video fails to play on WinXP/FireFox. Appears to claim I don't support Silverlight (I don't), and the direct download link goes to an XML file rather than something VLC might have a hope of playing.

Flash would be a better fall back...

South Africa joins the call for BlackBerry messaging keys

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FAIL

I hear rumours

I hear rumours that terrorists use water too. Best ban that too, unless you pay for a government approved 'pre-cracked' version.

Torvalds dumps Kernel.org for Github after breach

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FAIL

>cough<

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=windows+cource+code+leak

Acas publishes first social media guide

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WTF?

Umm

Why is it (maybe) illegal to use a Google search to check someone out ?

Openwave sues: Asks for halt on iPad, iPhone, BlackBerry

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FAIL

Umm

Mobile pioneer ? ITYM 'patent troll'.

Social networks likely to snub Home Office in riot confab

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Stop

Umm. no.

Umm, how about instead of "clearly the Gov' has to do something", just not touching it at all. It's fine.

New GPL licence touted as saviour of Linux, Android

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FAIL

Be honest

It was a bit slow on the news front (despite every UK online electronics retailer crashing in sequence as they lowered HP Touchpad prices) so you just wrote up a press release as a story, didn't you ? Because theres nothing new in here...

Osun MushRoom Green Zero USB charger

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Umm

Umm, come back when you have real pictures, now some 3D renderings. Can I even buy this thing ?

UCAS website collapses - on results day

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Umm

"no reason why increased traffic should cause a website to crash"

I can think of many. Money, time, resource coming to mind before incompetence. Too much benefit of the doubt ?

Google Chrome beta turns on native code machine

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!minority

More people use Chrome than FireFox, apperently...

Adobe automates website design for arty Luddites

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FAIL

!LInux

As this seems to require AIR3, the chance of it running on Linux is zero, as Adobe have killed AIR on Linux as of v3.

Italian boffins to robo-grapple space junk

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Black Helicopters

Umm

Umm... he's about to find out some of those 'large chucks of space debris' are actually just powered down bits of military kit in sleeper mode...

Sky wins TV riot battle

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FAIL

FAIL

Video already unavailable.

Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1

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Linux

Oh

Oh, I was going to get one, then got the part on the 2nd page about it not just showing up as a USB mass storage device, so it needs magic drivers. FAIL right there, good and hard.

Death haunts government petitions site

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FAIL

Umm

For a start, it's more involved then clicking a link and ticking a box, you need to enter your address, email etc. and then wait for an email with another link to click.

I think it's the F1-on-the-bbc petition http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/158 myself !

Google waggles free* Android phones at Americans

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IT Angle

A wireless contract ?

What, like with BT's The Cloud or something ? Or do you mean mobile ? In which case, where is the news, you've been able to get most phones for zero+£/month since forever.

Ten... in-ear headphones

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what would be nice

A summary table of them all would be good !

Ofcom says no to web-blocking

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FAIL

Umm

So we're blocking using the child porn filter for business reasons, but upgrading it to whole domains ? So foo.newsbin2.cc is banned, but foo2.newsbin2.cc wont be ?

And the rich can keep paying 20 quid a time and infringe what they like, while the poor innocents are guilty until they prove innocence, assuming they have the cash ?

This does not sound good.

Schmaltz-powered Chrome overtakes morally superior Firefox

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Umm

Well, Google aren't using anyone else's browser are they ?

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Yeah

You might think that, but I wonder if the graph is telling us different.

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Desktop vs. mobile

Is this just because a lot of Android devices running Chrome have been sold, or has something really changed in the desktop space ?

BT on site-blocking: Every case will need a court order

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WTF?

It's all gone 1984

My post with the new URL for Newsbin2 running over Tor's hidden service, which you don't need a Tor client to use, was visible to a few minutes, then 'deleted by moderator' even though it must have passed moderation in the first place.

Like, meta...

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But

Does every case mean every site? Or every request over each full URL? Or every claim of an end user infringing?

Do sites about to have their business ruined get a chance to protest ?

Cabinet Office government-by-Facebook plans probed

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Unhappy

Well, of course Facebook are in favour

Well, of course Facebook are in favour, they'd love nothing more than everyone in the country being forced to have a Facbook account, so they can resell the data !

Marketer taps browser flaw to see if you're pregnant

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AdBlock

Another problem solved without the hassle caused to most web sites when they find out your javascript is off.

MacBook batteries susceptible to hack attacks

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fuuuuuuuuck

That is all.

Ghost of 'ACS:Law' threatens alleged Greek filesharers

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Because

Because he's a lawyer and the whole industry is run as an old boys club.

X-COM UFO: Enemy Unknown

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Title

Why, yes it does : http://ufo2000.sourceforge.net/

Microsoft rolls out One Big Windows strategy

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I call shrill

So, no one else has widgets on their lock/home screen then ? This is something only MS has ?

Umm...

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FAIL

Umm

What, again ? I see they're still trying to bring out The One True Language every 2 years, and expect you to rewrite everything in it.

Let's not.

Oz DNA tester’s privacy shocker

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Mushroom

Wow

[site:webstore.medvet.com.au details for order]

That's, umm, special.

Adobe resuscitates 64-bit Flash for Linux

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FAIL

Sdaly...

Sadly, there isn't any Stage3D hardware acceleration on Linux, so the upgrade is mostly pointless.

See : http://sebleedelisle.com/2011/07/no-molehill-on-linux/

Most Adobe Reader installs are out of date

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Stop

The title is required, and must contain letters and/or digits.

There is no way the average user will even understand that question. It should Just Do it.

NHS bitchslapped by ICO on data security

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Cough

And, cough, BT, cough

MS advises drastic measures to fight hellish Trojan

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Black Helicopters

Cough

"However devious a root kit, it can pose absolutely no threat to a Linux-based rescue system resident in RAM"

You should look at what you can store in the Flash-able ROM's of network cards these days, which have read/write access over the PCI bus to everywhere...

ISS crew man the lifeboat

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spot on

good job there's another craft docked, eh.

Hackers pierce network with jerry-rigged mouse

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Thumb Down

Well...

Well, unless I'd sudo'ed already. Or have a terminal open to another box. Or ...

It's crazy.

And some people are using it for marketing.

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Details ?

You want details ? Go read my Launchpad bug linked above.

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Linux

Phut

Amazon managed to preempt these attack at their Web Services summit, http://rachaelandtom.info/content/using-your-amazon-web-services-summit-2011-card-under-linux-or-macos-awssummit2011 which leads neatly to https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/linux/+bug/798858

Samsung NC110 matte-screen netbook

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Linux

Umm

So, it can't run Windows 7. Fine.

Did you try Linux or XP on it ?

Schmidt sees NFC terminals everywhere

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Ever since

Ever since Barclays jumped on the idiotic band wagon, I've been sending people to :

http://www.smartcardfocus.com/shop/ilp/se~59/p/ to buy just such a thing

Sadly Barclays wont let you opt out of the less secure NFC cards...

Nokia unveils Contractual Obligation Meego Phone

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FAIL

There's always

There's always the N950 that was also announced that does have a proper keyb, but that's got 'for developer' all over the marketing, and afaik not even a hardware guaranty.

Guess I upgrade to Android from N900 then...

From virtualisation to private cloud

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Umm

I think Amazon, with it's VPN-connected cloud of computers you can isolate and route at the IP level if fairly clear 'as to what a private cloud is'...

OnLive cloud-gaming on UK horizon in Q3

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FAIL

You forgot

You forgot to mention it's exclusivly distributed by BT, who will either tank the whole think or charge a fortune for the heavy data use, assuming their ADSL network can even cope.